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Sup /b/ Got this knife as a birthday gift. What do you think?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/

Got this knife as a birthday gift. What do you think?

Also general knife thread.
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your mom must love you very much
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whats wrong with ur thumb
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>>598902454
The knife is pretty cool, but why do you have the same watch as Pony Cum Jar Project Guy?
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why would you want a knife? you cant use it, unless you want to go around stabbing people then go ahead.
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whoever gave that to you wants you to slit your wrists, clearly.
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Knife looks aight, but why can't you either a. set your watch to the right time or b. read a watch?
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>>598902454

If Adubs Hitler gets dibs you gotta carve a swastika into your arm and upload the picture with a timestamp.

Lets go bitches.
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>>598902794
Graph paper for both timestamps
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>>598902454
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The 5's in the stamp are the same it's the same fag...nice knife though
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u dont needa time stamp a knife nobody cares u faggot nigger
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>>598902794
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>>598902794
I really didn't think anyone would notice...
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I think someone like you at about a $9.99 kinda level
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>>598902794
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>>598902794
>>598903774
Oh my fucking god you can't be fucking serious.
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>>598903774
wouldnt the smell of the cum make you wna throwup?
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>>598903774
holy fuck
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>>598903774

Holy shit. It's him!

Get him!!
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>staged thread is staged
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>>598903774
Nononononononnononon
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>>598903774
No pls
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>>598902454
jesus christ you are armed now?

fucking calling the police.
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>>598903774
Please don't ... you can't be serious... no no
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>>598903774
>>598904174
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>>598903774
>>598902794
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>>598903774
holy shit balls!!
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>>598902454
pathetic
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posting in epic thread
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ZT 0620CF

Tier 1
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>>598903774
>>598902794
Send cops to his house quick b
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>>598903774
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>>598902794
>>598903774
You are a sick, sick person.
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>>598904249
>this

Why would anyone automatically associate 1 gold omega watch with a pony cum thread? They're pretty common watches.

>mfw we need IDs back
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>>598903774
Omg
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>>598902794
>there is a guy on this website drowning MLP figures in his cum
>there is a guy on this website who is able to recognize him from his watch more than 4 months later
fucking /b/
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>>598904806
>sonic screwdriver
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Why do betas love knives and swords?
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>>598902454
>>598902794
Fucking samefag, go kill yourself now
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>>598904973
penis substitutes
power substitute
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https://4archive.org/b/thread/598902454

I archived this shit.

Here's the link if you want it:

https://4archive.org/b/thread/598902454
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>>598904973
Because guns are too scary and they can't actually fight. Plus blades are always associated with japanese shit or whatever and can be made to look fancy and autistic without any practical purpose whatsoever.
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Toasting.
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this thread
im dying
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>>598902794
>>598903774
I call samefag. OP is the MLP guy trying to gain internet fame for himself.
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Wtf is going on here!?!
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>>598902454
>>598902794
This has to be samefag.
What are the chances?
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>>598904697
get a load of this
this guy here thinks its still a knife thread
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>>598902794
How many times do you have to fap to this guys fapping on MLP to recognize a watch he was wearing 4 months ago? I don't know who's a sicker fuck, you or him.
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>>598904885
> same watch (ok not that uncommon)
> same type of paper (ok maybe not that uncommon)
> same desk (come on it's just white are you kidding, that's no proof)
> Guy in /b/ (Holly shit nigga that changes everything!)

It's him... get him!
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>>598905508
Kek....what a retard
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>>598905508
>>598904697
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>>598902454
Did that gold watch come out of someone's ass?
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>>598904885
It's the same Twix O' Flex wrist band too.

Plus >>>598903774
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>>598905454
Yeah, until this OP proves he isn't samefagging this thread is just one big shitpost.
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>>598905184

this isnt real life

and 5/10 made me respond
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>>598905878

fucking kek

nice omega tho.
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you must be a whittler, OP. I whittle too. we should compare our carvings. giant veiny carvings.
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>>598903774
Holy fuck
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>>598905946
see
>>598905360
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>>598902794
>>598903774
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>>598902454
samefag
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I got me some razor sharp cold steel beauties
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>>598902454
>>598902794
>>598903774
Samefag.
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Nice knife. Here's mine.
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>>598906524
Get a load of this guy
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>>598902794
>>598903774
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If OP's a samefag I'm going to call the internet police.
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>>598906595
Get a load of this guy
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>>598906705
I'm way ahead of you.
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why would tou timestamp a knife? like no ones gonna believe he has it? obviously setting up to samefag...
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>>598906630
>>598906824
Get a load of this guy.
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>>598906630
You could call me a badass but I'd rather be called a zombie apocalpyse survivor
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>>598906921
get a load of this "guy"
€€ €€€ €▲
▲ ▲
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>>598906705
>>598906853
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>>598907071
newfag
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>>598907186
Ayy lmao
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>>598907071
Newfag
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keep those knife posts coming. love seeing those shiny slicers
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>>598904973
Do you dare impude on the nobility that is Gabe


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OP here, and yes of course I same-faged this thread to get those glorious 10 minutes of fame. And it was fucking worth it m8's. Just letting you know I'm still jacking it in the jar, my plan is to fill it all.

Thank you to everyone who posted in this thread.

Sincerely, PCJP.
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>>598907508
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>>598907186
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>>598907840

I call bullshit. You got rid of that thing.

Timestamp with proof or you're samefag bullshitter.
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>>598903656
>>598904056
>>598904524
>>598904435
>>598904799
>>598906385

"Cum" on guys, it's not even that bad. See?
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>>598907840
Well at least you're honest, faggot.
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>>598906524
>cold steel
so you will or will not cry when I break your shit in half with muh estwing?
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Here's ny EDC.

Based Ontario Knife Co. I got it for like $25 2 yrs ago.
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>>598907840

We demand proof. Surely you got rid of that nastyass jar.
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>>598903774
Oh shit...
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>>598908566

get off the reefer.
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>>598908351
>estwing
pfft good luck retard while you're swinging some shitty hammer you'll have two knives sticking out of your throat and butthole
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>>598907840
Proof then, faggot
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>>598905508
>>598905808
>>598906630
>>598906824
>>598906921
>>598907071

Please stop saying "load"...
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>>598908788

not >>598908351
but you know they make axes right?
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>>598902454
please use it to cut off your own dick
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>>598908788
>implying estwing only makes hammers
somebody get this faggot out of here
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Sorry don't have the jar at the moment. But I have my old cum-rag. Posting with original time stamp.
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Class project, 3 edged. Just mild steel but would prob fuck you up. Three sides wound is hard to stick up. Knives like this banned by Geneva convention. Skull buster butt end. Fuck I love going back to school in my 30's (paid by work) to play with college kids (girls) and fuck around!
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>>598909182
OOOOOOOH axes aswell??? that makes all the difference then you'll have all three knives in you
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>>598909519
Aw, you live in the UK too?
You sick cunt. Get out of my country.
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>>598909507
did you get that knife from estwing?
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>>598909507
thats a shitty looking knife grip mate
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>>598908750
Your comment is not making sense to me.
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>>598909923
looks like its made from melted down action men
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>>598909519
Post more cumstained thing pls
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>>598909799
>sword, quarter for size comparison
Had it commissioned years ago when they still had smiths make their stuff, I was good friends with one of them
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>>598909519
>there's a hole in its butt
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>>598910037
>>598909923
It's really cheap leather, the previous 2 grips have worn too badly to use
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>>598902454
damn, your thumb is hideous.
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>>598910256
Still a shit grip
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>>598909519
>That hole in the but
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>>598910063
As you wish.
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>>598910521
I can tell its cheap
thats why I like cold steel because it is totally indestructable
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>>598910256
Looks like it would break if you actually used it. Impractical retarded design.
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>>598910641
>>598910274
>>598909519
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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>>598910839
>previous 2 grips have worn too badly to use
>lrn2reading comprehension
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>>598909519
>that cumstained hole
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>>598910839
>cold steel
>good
holy shit the autism. I bet you own a katana.
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>>598902617
it's called hitchhiker's thumb. it's double jointed.
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>>598903774
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>>598911003
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>>598911163
only these >>598906524
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>>598909519

Holy shit that's disgusting.
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>>598911245

Will you at least like, comment, and subscribe?
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>>598909519
>>598910752
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>>598911287
Cold Steel makes a fine product.

And they are all overpriced.
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>>598902454
>>598902794
>>598903774
>>598909519
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>>598911481
is this nigga serious?
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>>598910752
Did you ferking lube it.
How is it that your gf hasn't find out?
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>>598911895
You're looking at my girlfriend.
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>>598911895
>implying he has a gf
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Take these to work erry day. My pride and joy.
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>>598902454
>>598902794
>>598903774
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>>598911287
>everything I own is cold steel, so I know what I'm talking about
Kindly shut the fuck up
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Use it to cut off that defective thumb.
If it works... it's a good knife.
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>>598912057
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>>598911500
They're pricey yes but you get what you pay for and all of those things put together cost me £92.40
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>>598912136
You a cook nigga? What restaurant are working at?
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>>598906853
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>>598912177
where did you get that kukri?
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>>598912057
I don't think you should own anything sharp
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>>598912330
I work in a hotel, which you've likely never heard of, internet friend.
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