How does it feel to be a grown up when this sort of shit is happening in schools now?
Makes me worry as I have a daughter. A few years till that's a genuine concern though, so in the meantime it makes me feel as if I should get a job in the local secondary school.
This shit was happening all the time. You weren't paying attention. I spent most of my time in junior high having girls show me their cunts, and finger blasting them on the school bus.
Used to have a smoking hot girl rip off most of my science work. She'd stroke my cock or let me finger her while she was doing though. Also if we had to watch a film or whatever I'd be behind her (She'd stay in her seat on one of those high science stools and I'd stand behind because I was taller). She liked to be 'tickled' when it was dark. I'd start on her back and up up holing her tits and squeezing her nips. One time she very very nearly made me cum in my pants jacking me off under a desk.
Shit's been going on for years. Just gets captured on camera phones now. Shame my Nokia 6210 didn't have a camera then! #GameChanger
>implying that didn't happen before
People always fucked in the school toilet, there was always someone touching themselves in the classroom. one girl had to get to the hospital to have a squished banana pulled out of her vag, after that she was known only as "the banana"
Girls were pretty slutty when I was in highschool and it was easy as fuck to get laid. i miss those days.
To be honest though I don't think I'd like highschool these days. Back in my day there was no fucking internet or phones - I have a feeling these contrived mediums of communication have made highschool pretty shitty.
You youngfags have my sympathies.
It's been going on for years. Rules were, hang around with girls, don't be fussy, make sure you washed your dick every day.
Adding on from my story about the girl in science (above) I also used to finger some girl on the bus on the way home (now rekt with 4 kids and is as big as the bus we used to get).
Everybody, I have a brilliant idea!
Let's get a mixed bunch of teenagers, confine them to a room for a long time, and bore them!
To clarify what I mean by this:
Back in my day you could do stupid shit - and in a couple of days/weeks everybody would forget and move onto the next thing.
I imagine for you kids that every time you do something stupid, some asshole films it and puts it on the internet so you can never forget it.
That would be hell. How the fuck are you supposed to enjoy being a kid if you can't fuckup without people catching it on film.
Feels fine, man.
Teenager girls are disgusting. Vaginal discharge, vaginal discharge everywhere.
Most of the time they have no concept of subtlety so they overuse makeup, overuse perfumes, and the other half of the time they stank like hell.
College bitches stuck in highschoolmode are the same way.
And they're all fucking nuts.
Also, girls were doing sluty shit when I was in high school too. It didn't impress me then, it doesn't impress me now.
>tfw a girl in my class in elementary(11yo) used to flash me her crotch during class
>she would always wear really short skirts or dresses and not always wear panties
>tfw she hung herself before I got to hit that
>Still fingered both her and her best friend during gym class once
Bullshit. Kids never forget anything, ever. You dont need a camera or a recording device, stories stuck. The only difference between then and now is back then the stories got bigger and bigger as time went on.
>implying this stuff didn't go on when you were in school.
This stuff happened all the time, they were known as the skanky sluts in the school. Sure there were a few hot ones who did it, and you did pay attention to a few of those, but 9/10 times, it was skanky girls who used too much makeup, had gross clothes, and hand bags bigger than a large suitcase
Makes no difference to me. I'm still fucking 16 year olds to this day. They are sluttier than ever and will do anything for "an older man with money and a car".
16 in the UK, faggots. Go kill yourselves.
I want to go back to school. I'm 35 and when I was in grade school this shit never happened no fucking way. My school was a gossip spreading machine we would know what you did at home never mind at school.
>In class one day
>About to start and we´re low on chairs somehow
>10/10 girl says "Oh I can just sit on anons lap"
>Have talked a little bit but am in no way friends with her
>Boner is arriving and she´s squirming and giggling
I was too worried it was all a scheme to make me look like a pervert, so I didn´t do anything but sit as still as I could and focus on something other than her perfect 15 year old ass grinding against me.
And were only stories.
Actually, a friend of mine was caught during
foreplay on a party (well, at 17 yo or smth).
Someone just walked into the room, and that
was it. He announced it to the party of course, but when the high school was over, so was the story.
It could be as well regular sex (from what I heard it was that their tops that were off, pants still on).
She of course had some problems, he had some
fame but that was it. Now she's finished her medicine studies, I don't know about his whereabouts.
Had this been filmed, her reputation would be ruined forever. Well, it was slutty thing to be
fucked on a party, but it was just too much boose. In the end she didn't end up on redtube
"drunk girl fucked".
So, damn cameras are hell.
Also, when there's some kind of accident (for instance, road accident) people record instead
of fucking calling help with the same fucking device.
It reminds me of the Army field manual that tells you how to keep a POW in place without restraints. If you simply moved the girl's lift leg under her right and forced her to sit down, she wouldn't be able to get up.
used to walk home with female school chum
cut thru old hospital
had a few disused buildings
she says I have something to show u
end up in building
she pulls out porno mag from under table
long story short she touched my dick
I blew instantly
fingered her awkwardly
well on my way to manhood
Most hang around town on a weekend night, trying to get in to clubs with their fake IDs. You just ask them if they want to come in with you as you're "meeting some friends inside". No more than one or two will come in with you at a time because the doormen get suspicious. But if you're out enough, you get to know the door staff and they just let you through.
Once in, say your friends aren't here yet, ask if they want a drink. Of course, they say yes immediately. One double vodka & coke later, say you're friends have bailed on you, say you'll buy them one more drink "for keeping you company" but then you're going. 9/10 of these girls will ask where you're going. Just say "oh, back to my hotel room. I only came down from [Chelsea/other posh part of a city] to meet my friends and now they've bailed". Pity sets in, along with the realisation that you might be rich. 9/10 they will ask to come back with you to "keep you company". Then it's just a matter of time because their 16 year old hormones can't control their shit once they're back in the room. Then you #rekt them.
Option 2 is tinder. Half of the "18 year olds" aren't and they're all sluts.
I grew up with an overbearing mother and 3 older sister and I had been brainwashed into thinking that sexy was a dirty thing that you. should be ashamed of. I wish I could go back to my puberty years knowing what I know now and have normal interactions with girls instead of feeling like I was doing something wrong by liking them and not listen to my mother because the crazy cunt gave me a really bad sexual complex where I coincided being sexually curious with a girl with being a jack the ripper assaulter. I hate my mother for it.
>tfw still 18 and in high school
>too much of a philosophical and paranoid jackass to think any girl could actually like me and not be faking
when i was in high school, there was a women only catholic school in the same town. they merged in high school because the catholic school didn't go to the higher grades. the women were just total sluts when they finally got around boys for the first time. fun times.
in high school I liked bitches in their twenties, now in my thirties i like bitches in their forties. pretty sure its going to go back and forth between the two brackets. Teenagers stink and always will
it's like i'm wathcing mystery in the piskup artist except text version.
>Not a compliment, it's genuinely what he would say.
Well done my good sir, you ridiculed anon but came up with an actual plan : More than most trolls out there.
die pls young cunt
you have no ability to use all that good anyway
For those high school age posters out there that say they are older. here is a tip.
If your school a swim team join it.
All dem fit girls in swimsuits. The fat chicks will never try out for (or in todays world walk on to) the swim team because that shit is hard and 2 -3 a days during breaks suck balls... but all dat ass and titties in tight suits is well worth it.
of course you will only want to go for 18+ year olds unless you like having 13 inch redguard dick pounded into your ass in prison.
Gee mister, it's never too late to experience school life... Wanna go to the school toilet with my friend?
I have had an internship at a highschool for 30 etcs (studypoints) for my bachelor. sometimes the girls even paid a kind of slutty attention to me (im about a 7/10 22y male). It feels kinda good at first cause they think you're older and therefore hotter.
The bad part is that you cannot act on it, ever, cause it will cost you your job and if you actually do stuff with them rumors spread incredibly fast (I think we all have had a 'rapey teacher' in highschool?).
The teacher that was teaching me the ropes of becoming a teacher did tell me that one teacher that had left the school actually had started a relationship in secret with one of his students (think age difference 18-30). which they kept secret while she was in highschool. When she became an adult they went in the open with it. People thought it was odd, but because they were both consenting adults when they told everybody nothing could be done. The teacher however, was 'that teacher that is dating his former student' forever.
so it's possible, but highly unlikely and VERY forbidden.
oh btw google: 50 most infamous sex scandals
It's not the whole losing your virginity thing.
Girls didn't act THIS slutty, even a few years ago.
It used to just be the odd girl or two at school that would, but now it's rarer if they don't act like a slut.
16 year olds don't care about money, they only care for attention because their families usually don't give them any or they perceive it like that.
So basically you just have to enable their annoying behaviour. The girl I had last was 15 years old and her single mother was cool with me "dating" her kid. Turns out it was a bad idea because kids are fucking clingy and annoying.
You guys should watch "Dazed and confused"
I see plenty of 16 yo making out in public and yes, prolly fucking. It's just more subtle than nowadays "lemme expose my pussy so that you can smell it from way over there"
Wake up, sex has always existed and it makes everyone act the same as it always has. Just because people now have cameras in thier pockets to let them capture such behavior doesn't mean you should have experienced it in your school years.
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
>few years til it's a genuine concern.
>mon visage when
How is this different from our time in school?
Let me tell you, it isn't.
Boys and girls have always been flirting and they'll probably continue flirting.
Or rather, I hope they will, because it's a fun time.
Enjoy it you young whippersnappers <3
Why do all high school grounds look the same in the UK? i swear i think i've seen my old school in some of these until i study them.
You what mate? Can you people not wrap your legs into a basket and sit down with them crossed?
Cool I guess I have a super power.
Other than the ability to be a fully functionining member of society?
You dug the grave you sit in, boys. The times never fucking change, only the people >>598813607
Nah, anon has a point, girls always go for older.
Which is why I, being 18, am constantly creeped on by 14-16 year old girls all the time.
Makes me very nervous to have kids. If I have a boy I'd be even happier cuz he can roll in way more pussy than I ever did, but if I have a daughter, that bitch is going to an all girls school until she's done with highschool.
Actually 16 yo girl can have the looks of a grown up woman, and also - is attractive for adult men because... she's legal.
At the same time, 16 yo boy can still have teenage body build (and that's normal).
Also, what attracts men to women is mostly their looks. On the other side - a man must have good looks, intellect and money. It's harder to have all this being 16 for men than for women.
Seriously.... are there some pedophiles in Riot to permit Annie to be created?.... pic related...
>tfw you transfer to an all boys grammar school from a mixed secondary school due to your high grades. (UK)
WHY OH WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SMART?
>complaining about boypussy
i bet you actually like vaginas you fucking faggot
I'm generally tired of all this debauchery. Why fuck live like this? sheeeeeeeeeeeet! May be it's time to move to Saudi Arabia...
This just reminds me
>dating 22 year old
>finally meet her sister
>shes hotter and has bigger tits than my gf
about 2 years after high school i started talking to some of the girls i would flirt with over my high school career, and about 4 or 5 of them said that if i would have acted more interested, they would have had sex with me.....fucking fuck i cant think about it whiout getting so fucking angry at myself.
i think if i could go back in time id go back to when i was a freshmen in high school and give myself the knowledge i have now, and then i would be an unstoppable force
fucking similar shit at my school some dipshit tried to fuck a frozen hotdog. it was still frozen and part of it broke off and she had to have it removed. she is known as hotdog
>Implying I'd be stupid enough to get caught
Enjoy that sentence for misuse of the tip system.