Sup /b/ What's the worst way to die?

>>598751643
I vote burning--and knowing it's gonna happen for a good while beforehand.

Brazen Bull. I hate to even think about it

>>598751643
old age. fuck life

Psycho killer surgery and prolonged suffering. But that's a bit of a stretch

>>598751937

This right here.

The agony of burning... ouch man. Remember how you burned your finger on the stove or something? Remember how bad that shit hurt?

Now try and think about that all over your fucking body.

>>598751643
Dying alone

>>598751643
in my opinion drowning, no pain but mentally fucking terrifying your only thoughts are oh fuck I'm going to die oh fuck im going to die

its kinda weird i think its this especially since im a really great swimmer

That one where those 3rd world countries put a tire over the victim full of gasoline and burn them.

I guess that is tied in with fire.

>>598752004
This.

Fuck being old.

I am 21 and going through a midlife crisis.

i'd say drowning in acid with weights on your ankles

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cancer is a terrible way to go.. you linger a d slowly die sapping the morale and happiness from everyone around you

>>598752802
i always wondered, those narcos that disolve the bodies in acid.
where the meat and bones goes ?
a mass in the bottom ?
or it really dont discompose all ?

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excessive anal sex.

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This here

Getting crushed to death by a giant constrictor snake.

She can hear her body starting to break around her. Her head throbs with each heartbeat as her heart spasms in it's chamber, desperately trying to keep her alive as the coils continue to tighten.

She prays her suffering ends quickly. Her veins start to burst. Bones grind against one another as her chest is compressed.
Her organs strain to reverse the damage. The snakes colossal muscles continue to tighten, indifferent to her pain.

>>598752604
>no pain
Unless you go unconscious quickly, your lungs gushing with water is not going to be fun. But I gotta agree with your post.

>>598753770
You misunderstand. He said worst, not best.

>>598754077


smart anon you are!

A fixed piece of paper flying at intense speeds from either direction over and over again while restrained, hitting all across your body, on your eyes, under your toenails, on the knuckles of your fingers, until you pass out from the pain and bleed out from neck papercuts. Beat that.

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Being turned into a walrus

>>598754457

read
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>>598753847
i am so fucking hard right now

inb4 00

After everyone else

>>598754591
Yes but this is not your everyday papercut. This is advanced papercut.

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>>598753847
>>598753847

That's terrifying. You're a sick fuck faggot.

>>598754651
Why does that make you hard? Dafuq.jpeg

>>598751643
Skinned alive

Excessive sperm intake rectally and orally.

>>598755168
Reported for using swear words. Enjoy your ban.

Probably cutting large portions of my flesh, but not too large so I won't die, and putting lime juice and salt on the wound. I've been having this dream for a while now and its horrifying.

>>598751643
Alone

>>598751643
>in the womb
If life gives value, then lack of life before fully developed would be the worst.

>>598755100
Nice reference.

>>598751947
They used that shit on hundreds of people man. Terrifying as hell.

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A plane crash. Imagine knowing you're going to die for a good 2-5 minutes, knowing you plane is going to crash hard and your body will smash and burn and all of your surviving family will be miserable to lose you. There would be nothing worse. I'd rather die slowly from cancer, without any doubt.

>>598751947
Didn't people pass out before the worst of it though?

>>598751643
honestly being trapped in a box full of trillions of fireants that slowly devour you until you die. Or sulphuric acid. The worst are the things that fuck with your nervous system.

>>598751643
virgin

>>598756298
Sulphuric acid would be way worse than being burned alive

Having my head slowly cut off with a knife.

>>598751643
Getting sucked into your moms cunt

>>598751643
Scaphism and it's not even close.

>>598751643

I vote cancer. Violent deaths are generally over in minutes. Cancer is prolonged and horribly painful. When you wish you would just die, I'd say that is a horrible way to go.

>>598751643
Scaphism
The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be poured on them to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. They would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and their own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

>>598754651
Good, you should be. Asphyxiation is amongst the worst ways to die. In my opinion ... the absolute worst.

>>598755168
I am sick, but I love it. I'd love to feed a helpless small adult woman to my pythons, would love to see them die in a slow agonizing pain.

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She struggled to move her arms and break free, but the snake's body was too heavy and too powerful, its grip on her body far too tight for her to overcome. The giant python continued squeezing her, slowly tightening its coils around her body and neck as she struggled in its deadly grip. Discomfort quickly turned to pain as the snake continued to tighten its grip, squeezing her body in its massive coils. This poor woman tried to scream but couldn't draw enough breath; she was only able to gasp out a few words instead.

"Help me!" she croaked, her words hoarse and desperate as the snake's coils continued to tighten around her, slowly sliding over her skin, the powerful muscles flexing as it squeezed harder. "Somebody...please...help... me..." she gasped, fighting for breath. The snake was squeezing her so tightly now that movement was impossible. She was breathing quickly, panting for air in short breaths, desperately trying to breathe as the snake continued to tighten its coils around her, but with each passing moment she found it harder and harder to draw even the smallest of breaths. The snake's vice like grip prevented her from expanding her lungs as much as she needed in order to draw more than the smallest of breaths, and she knew that she was minutes away from passing out. She also knew that she was going to die, and that there was absolutely nothing she could do about it.

>bronze bull

>>598756105
>I'd rather die slowly from cancer

Wait so you're saying dying in a plane crash is bad because you have 2-5 minutes before you die, almost instantly, to reflect on it, but having months to years to reflect on it all the while being in horrible pain is fine?

Trapped under ice.

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>>598754651
Whoops forgot my pic.

>>598753661
>those nacros that dissolve the bodies in acid

Stop watching too much TV.

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>>598751643
Scaphism.

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Do I win?

>>598752604
i've heard that after the worst of it and your brain is starved of oxygen you start to see amazing colours.
i think once you've well and truly given up this wouldn't be so bad, maybe even kind of peacefull.

I'm going to have to agree with the brazen bull, or some other rudimentary goring and debowling machine of the medieval times. Either that or snapping your neck trying to suck your own dick.

>>598754889
That would be the best, get to do whatever the fuck you want for the time you have left, and then at any point if you're done having fun, just find a quick way to off yourself.

>>598752387
And for the rest of your life.

>>598757223
fake or not i still wonder what happens to the disolved stuff in acid

>>598753438
Another vote for cancer, especially lung cancer from smoking and knowing you could have prevented it.

Probably being put in a cage covered in gasoline and then being lit on fire.

>>598755765
But you wouldn't even have the cognitive ability to know it's happening, so it wouldn't even matter.

I used to talk with my friends concerning the choice between burning or drowning. The real answer is neither, but both. Being boiled alive would be the worst way to die. You die from suffocation before you actually die from burning because the fire burns your lungs up, and you go unconscious before you suffocate from drowning.

>>598756803
I'm just speaking for myself. I would hate to know ahead of time I'm going to get smashed in a crash, hear the horrorible hopeless crying and screaming prayers, see the look of horror on my loved ones' faces, etc. Cancer is less horrifying, more dignified.

>>598757640
It just settles at the bottom.

>>598751643
being tied up, raped for 8 hours, then being force fed bleach before having your mouth duct taped shut and being shoved in a garbage can to die.

Source: this actually happened to a white girl and her boyfriend in Tennessee from a group of racist niggers.

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>>598754651
are you me? thats literally my fetish

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

>>598757640
There is a Mythbusters special on Breaking Bad where they do just that (though it's a pig instead of a human) just watch that and see.

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>>598757300
>>598755168
>>598754651
>>598758366


Shall I continue? [;

Hunger

>>598758634
yes.

M/F?

>>598758337
i dont understand
why fuck something you despite ?
why put your dick in someone you hate ?
and for 8 hours

>>598757223
http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2013/04/el-pozolero-legacy-of-death-by-tijuanas.html?m=1

>>598757611
Check em
the last person In the room to die, not world.

>>598758788
Not here to roleplay. I don't do that shit.

Check out Deviantart. Lots of good stuff on there.

>>598758541
cool
thats interesting
thanks

>>598758005
I still don't see how being in a hospital, in pain, surrounded by people that are dying, giving your loved ones prolonged agony as they too know you're dying for a much longer time, and they get to live on with the burden of your death is still any better...every point you have made of why you don't want to go in a plane crash is worse when dying from cancer.

>>598757223
But they actually do it. Mexifag here can confirm this.

i saw this pic a while ago on here of someone who fell in headfirst in a concrete tube full of water. there would be no way of getting out and im pretty sure the panic and squiriming would be bad. also, blood eagle would hurt like hell http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

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>>598751643
Being kanyes whore of a mom

getting fucked to death by a horse

>>598758848
the point was to make the white girl suffer. They were confirmed to be members of whatever the fuck the reverse kkk is. These weren't your average everyday niggers, thy were sick twisted niggers.

Pooping and go die die

>>598758932
Ah, yeah that's different. Still I think it depends on the scenario, but seeing everyone slowly go before you suffer the same fate (especially if it's a visually painful way) would be pretty bad.

>>598759136
i dont think after the 2 first hours of rape would mater of something

>>598759136
>>598758848
I also read that they chopped off her boyfriends genitalia and turned it into soup and made him eat it

>>598758961
just curious if ur guy or girl

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>>598759478
Oh dear god the grammar

>>598752387
Well, yeah but only until the nerves stop working. The psychological torture beforehand (if you know it's coming) is worse.

I would wager scaphism is waaaay worse than being burnt alive. You never know when it will end, could be a week or more.

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killed by some feral big carnivore.

I'm surprised no one has said flaying. Because I'm pretty damn sure that's a long process which never stops hurting until the flayed part of you either dries out (which takes days) or is taken off.

>>598751643
Alone

>>598759793
afik animals kill fast
unless is some kind of asshole like some apes

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osteosarcoma

i've heard the pain is unbearable and you kinda just want to kill yourself

Progressive torture.
>simple beatings, not strong enough to do more than bruise. Just constant physical pain.
>bamboo splinters under your finger and toe nails
>crushing/slowly slicing off fingers and toes
>fingerless hands strapped in a cage with small starved rodents, having to watch and feel them gnaw away at your chunk of a hand.
>Cutting and pulling away tissue from the arms and legs. Then rotating the joints to rip all tissue beyond repair.
>Genital mutilation, use your imagination
Then, fuck, after that you may welcome being burned alive