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Let's see whatcha got. I will definitely deliver

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Let's see whatcha got. I will definitely deliver
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>>598717102
I'm gay
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I miss your pussy babe.
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>>598717102
yo bitch. My results got back today. I think you should get tested as I have HIV
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>>598717102

"I have to legally tell you now that I am on the sex offenders register".
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>>598717102
I had sex with a man last week
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>>598717382
winrar! deliver nigger
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>>598717102

Lets reroll for :

"I have to legally tell you now that I am on the sex offenders register"
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Let's see what she says.
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I miss us so goddamn much. What happened?
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>>598717264
>>598717456
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>>598717653
So subtle yet so funny.
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before we get started, here are some words to get you in the mood: “sexorcism” “sexplosive diareah” “sexecution” “sexecutive power” “sextermination” “sextraterrestrial”
Alright...~ now then...

welcome to my kitchen. :^))

im making a mean onion and shit casserole...

i see you there.
sitting at my kitchen table. ready to eat my oniony shit surprise...

“it’s almost done, Kawaiitchi-Sann” I say, wearing nothing but a pink apron and tight leggings that are cutting off my blood circulation.

the egg timer goes off, and I slowly open the oven.
i grab the dish with my bare hands, burning the fuck outta my god damn hands. “It hurts so good. Kawaiitchi-Sann” My soft delicate voice gives you a bit of a boner...

“Are you excited for my casserole?” I ask.

You nod your head slowly. I smile.

I gently waltz over to you, the dish sizzling in my hands.

I drop the whole fucking thing in front of you, grabbing a wooden spoon in the process.

“holy fucking shit” I whisper into your ear, my breath smelling like evergreen leaves and semen.

Your stomach churns in excitement, your cock throbbing more.

I place my soft hand on your thigh, nearing your pee pee.
“Let’s re-enact Boku no Pico... together...~” I whisper. You softly let out a gasp, looking at me with a strange mixture of horror and curiosity...
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>>598717264

This was the winrar.Waiting for a response
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3 or 9 gets
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>>598718456
I just wanted to say anything that would you make you reply because I'm desperate to talk to you again.
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>>598718456

So I herd u liek mudkipz, eh?
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>>598718746
Roll
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>>598718456

reroll

>So I herd u liek mudkipz, eh?
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>>598718456
Oy vey! How's life without my shmekel in ya?
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>>598718940
Lmao, reroll
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>>598718456
Desperate rollz continue


So I herd u liek mudkipz, eh?
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I'm drunk and I miss you so fucking much. I'm sorry, Amber. I'm such an asshole.
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>>598718456
Last roll for mudkipz :

So I herd u liek mudkipz, eh?
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>>598718456
I was just kidding. I love you, Amber.
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>>598719283
WINRAR
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>>598719283

winrar
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i like to bang the backdoor
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>>598719283
OP best fucking text this shit or I'm going to bed.
Final warning.
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>>598718456
I'm gay
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1 or 7 up next
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>>598719662

Listen, I miss you. Can we talk?
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>>598719662
But I think I might be gay. I slept with a guy and I just don't know anymore. I need to be sure. Will you see me tonight?
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I'm actually bi and i want you to have a threesome with my male best friend. That i have fucked in the past.
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>>598719662
I just miss when we used to go out and get chicken tendies together.
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>>598719787
WINRAR
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>>598719787

you fucking faggot. you ruined it.
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Interesting thread
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>>598720130
fuk u mr skeltal
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No chance I see here. It's a fucking blizzard outside. 0 or 8 goes next
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>>598720214
Please Amber, I need to know
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>>598720214
"Have you read the God Delusion? Personally, it is my number one tool for tearing apart the pathetic arguments of stupid theists."
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>>598720301
roll
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>>598720214

I want to see your panties, can I see them?
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>>598720214
You m... miss me?
Let's get chicken tendies together sometime.
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>>598720338
Winner!
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>>598720392
god damn, if we hadn't already had a winner
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>>598720214
OMG i feel like shit i just want you back
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>>598720214
I was hoping the warm sensation of me inside you would make me sure
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>>598720214
You could lick the shit off of the tip of my dick too.
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>>598720214

Please, I just want to be with you. You mean so much to me...
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>>598720214
sorry i was trying to text my sister
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>>598720338
Winrar!
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>>598720781
oh my god this plz
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1 or 4 goes next.
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>>598720338

this is why we can't have nice things, anon..
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>>598720796
fag
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>>598720862
Will god hate me if I'm gay?
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Damn it's been to long,Have you changed since we quit talking? You should let me see yo body!
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>>598720862
Let's get some dinner or something. Where would you like to go, and what time suits you?
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>>598721008
roll
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>>598720493
Re roll
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I could sodomize you with this cross dildo I used on that guy, if you're into that.
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Come on you fuckers by his is boring.
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>>598720862
OP stop inserting your own fucking messages to lubricate /b/'s fuckery. Let us do our thing and play by the rules you faggot.
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>>598721008
rerolling
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Please can you send me nudes to hold me over until I can see you again?
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>>598721008
rolling
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>>598721076
this
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>>598720862
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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>>598721008
rolll
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>>598721118
I just want to see you again and eat Chicken tendies with you
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I was reading The God Delusion. It's very disrespectful to the people it's trying to convince, which is very stupid. Also the arguments are so terrible lmao
Also if get say:
"Well send me a nice nude picture, if I get turned on I'm not gay and we can have some fun ;)"
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>>598721118
Sorry, my negro slave got a hold of my phone.
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Its because im converting into a satanist
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tits or i punch my dog
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So... if I asked you to wear a strap on would you for me?
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>>598721125
Shut the fuck up you troglodyte. I am actually drunk and its actually fucking snowing. I am not dying for you fucktards
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>>598721186
Rolling
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I let a dirty nigger fuck me once
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I got a tattoo of your name on my cock.
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>>598721238
I am already sick of this meme
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>>598721301
mother fucker hahaha
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>>598721301
winrar
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>>598721328
ReRollio
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>>598721301
winrar
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>>598721301
WINRAR
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>>598721375
not a meme, but truth
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its just that, the thought of Nolly from Periphery makes me so hard and it really confuses me
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>>598721301
winner
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>>598721118
You stupid inbred faggot. Go fuck her and stop listening to us, you chinless fucktard.
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GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP
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Living in my parents basement isn't so bad once you get over sharing the room with the local child prostitution ring.
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>>598721301
>>598721311
>>598721344
your choice OP
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>>598721522
die in a fire faggot
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>>598721482
that makes it even worse, I read that >5 times a day
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>>598720862
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I still have your photo under my bed.What if i told you it fucking gets me so hard.Come to me baby quick!
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>>598721186
This
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Could you send me a pic of you? Like a naughty one. I need to know if I still love you.
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Tits or gtfo
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>>598721118
YOU FUCKING SLUT I'M GOING TO CHOKE MYSELF WHILE I RAPE YOUR BUNGER
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Op left didnt he
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>>598722077
Possibly
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>>598722077
he said he was going to go get some tendies
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There's some fishy about this as if it was fake
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>>598721118
I've just really been thinking about you and that giant fucking mole on your asshole
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this dick aint gonna suck itself
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>>598722077
Affirmative
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>>598722077
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>>598722077
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>>598721932
Roll
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ABANDON THREAD
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>>598722077
OP's losing all his good boy points rn
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niggerbonerniggerbonerniggerbonerniggerbonerniggerbonerniggerbonerniggerboner
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Op is getting the sex
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>>598722582
>>598722485
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>>598721337
REKT
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I'm back. 5 decides
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OP here. All of a sudden my cell says I was banned. Give me a minute to clear it up
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>>598722775
what number decides boss?
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bring another bitch with you
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>>598722775
you wana see my cock bby?
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>>598722775
Send me a naughty pic babe. If I get hard I'll know I still love u xoxoxobytes
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>>598722775
Will god take away my good-boy points for being gay?
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>>598722981
rolling
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I fucking hate feminists and blacks. Come over, this dick aint suckin itself.
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>>598722775
4chan it came from 4 chan ya dumb cunt
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>>598722864
>>598722775
Did you even try?
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>>598722945
fuuuuuuuuuuck
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I really regret that we never tried anal
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Show me your titssss
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>>598722945
shit cant read topkek
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>>598722945
Winrar
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Could you please come over around 10? I miss you
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>>598722945
FIVE YOU ASSHOLE AND YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED IT YOU DIPSHIT
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I have a strange habit of smelling my own farts and masturbating using my feces as a lube
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>>598722945
Fuck you nigger
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just show me your tits one last time
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>>598723155
Well, winrar
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Ride me you dirty fat slob.
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Great now we're really fucked
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>>598722775
OP PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T USE THIS >>598722945
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>>598723155
Fuck you too nigger
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You guys are horrible. Not even entertaining. This bitch is constantly horny. 8 goes
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OP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS EVERYWHERE JUST ASK FOR A TIT PIC
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>>598722945
U have to send that pic too op

Then next roll decides who u say it is
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>>598722775
To get to the point. Lets sex.
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im sorry babe the alcohol makes me say shit. i just wanna see you
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>>598723325
send me nudes
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>>598722945
Holy shit hahahahah
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>>598723126
reroll
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>>598723325
come over, lets fuck
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Can you send me a pic of that snatch covered in guac mmmm tasty
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>>598723280
roll
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Show me your tits babe
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>>598723444
trips checked biatch
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>>598723478
Winrar
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>>598723325
When can I next see you? I miss us
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>>598723478
winrar
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>>598723325
Bae i really need you with me just now. I'm so stupid. I did something horrible and now i have so many doubts. Pls bae, come ASAP. I feel like dying
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>>598723478
Winrar
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>>598723478
winrar
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>>598723478
winrar
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Come over and poop on me. I love poop.
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>>598723478
Winrar
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>>598723325
Send me a nice little pic of you. I'm so hard tight now and I want to rub myself to you. :-)
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>>598723325

Show me your tits, slut.
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>>598723478
Winrar
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>>598723478
You hear the guy, winrar
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why have you not posted a picture of her yet you faggot?
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I wanna run away to Syria and join isis, wanna go with me and be my hijab slut?
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Getting better. 0 decides
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fake. op is fag. Also nigger
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>>598723810
Can we watch gay porn?
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Bring the guac!!
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>>598723810
I want to fuck you with a rusty pipe
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And bring your friend with you as well ok?
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>>598723902
roll
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You can't eat beer or margaritas sunny dummy kiddie puffs drops (: but I can eat that pussy
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>>598723280
rolling even though this shit is fake
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>>598723810
OP that's it, you're done. Why ask for more, other than nudes of course. Get nudes.
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>>598723810
I have syphallis
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>>598723930
LOL two in a row I totally win
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>>598723810
Asaaaap. I feel my dick getting sleepy
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fake op is faggot
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>>598723930
winrar
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>>598723930
winner
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>>598723930
Ugh you fag
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show your tits first, i wanna prolong it
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>>598723810
Can you send me a naughty pic so I can get him warmed up for you
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>>598723810
WAIT don't forget our special thing, ya dig?
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>>598723930
LOL Yes
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>>598723930
winrar
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Jesus OP u take so long to text and screenshot

Is that coz ur using two phones to text each other
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>>598723810
Send some pic?
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>>598723999
Trips
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>>598723930
Winrar
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>>598723999
trips checkum
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but first i need to know weather im gay or not, send me a tit pic and if i get hard im probably just bi
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>>598724136
roll
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>>598724136
roll
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>>598724020
This
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>>598723810
Lmao so fake u dun goofed OP
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nice job self, gettin laid. score!
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>>598723810
Kva fanden sa du nyleg til meg, din vesle bleiking? Du skal vete at eg blei uteksaminert øvst i min klasse i Marineselane, og eg har vore innblanda i fleire løynlege raid mot Al-Quaida, og eg har over 300 stadfesta drap. Eg er trent i gorillakrigføring og er den beste krypskyttaren i heile Dei Foreinte Amerikanske Statars væpna styrkar. Du er ikkje noko for meg, anna enn berre eit måt til. Eg ska turke deg i helvete ut med grannsemd nokon aldri har sett makan til her på jorda, merk mine fandens ord. Tru du at du kan kome unna med å seie slek skit til meg over internet? Tru att, jækel. Akkurat no kontaktar eg mitt løynlege nettverk av spionar i heile Dei Foreinte Amerikanske Statar og din IP blir spora i dette augeblikk, so du bør førebu deg på stormen, makk. Stormen som skal turke ut den patetiske velse tingen du kallar livet. Du er jæklig dau, gut. Eg kan vera over alt, til ein kver tid, og eg kan drepe deg på over sju hundrede måtar, og det berre med mine bare hender. Ikkje berre har eg brei trening i uvæpna kamp, men eg har tilgang til heile arsenalet til Dei Foreinte Statars marinekorps og eg vil nytte det fullstendig til å turke den elendige rumpa di bort frå kontinentet, din velse skit. Viss du berre hadde visst kva slags uheilag gjengjelding den velse «lure» kommentaren din var i ferd med å rekne ned over deg, hadde du mogelegvis heldt den helvetes tunga di. Men du kunne ikkje gjere det, og nå betalar du prisen din jækla idiot. Eg vil skite sinne over deg og du vil drukne i det. Du er faen meg dau, gut.
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>>598724074
But wait, what if Amber is not kill?
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>>598723810
did /b/ just get op laid
what the fuck
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>>598724340
Navy Seal copypasta?
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>>598722775
Wow, way to fucking listen to /b/ and deny getting laid.
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