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Hello, /b/, are there any hockyfags in here, I want to start

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Hello, /b/, are there any hockyfags in here, I want to start watching NHL, and I need to know a bit of history about teams and players and the sport
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Gretzky was the best to ever play the game.

Sidney Crosby is a faggot
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Just start watching. Don't worry about history, it doesn't play into shit now and if it ever does, it gets beaten to death.

Also honestly one thing that helped me learn the game was playing NHL games.

Crosby is better than people give him credit for because he's a whiner but whatever.
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>>598713314
just watch some games anon, try to pick a favourite team because it will be more fun that way
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>>598713314
Boston Bruins are kings. Montreal Canadians are fags.
L.A. Kings, San Jose Sharks,Anaheim Ducks, Phoenix Coyotes, and Minnesota Wild are acceptable.

Also N.Y. Rangers are fags.
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>>598713314
Wild all the way.
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>>598713314

Hockey is a fucking puss stain. New players coming up now are the worse kind of people you'll ever meet. A pretty face for the camera, but the utmost degeneracy face to face.
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>>598713534
>Gretzky was the best to ever play the game
kek, Crosby is a faggot though but calling Crosby a faggot is like calling Lebron a faggot. He's only a faggot because the game allows it now and there are plenty of other faggot along with him.
>>598713314
Not really sure where to start OP, give me some guidance here.
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>>598713967
Except the Ducks are bullshit. Bought team that plays on softer ice than any other team in the NHL knowing it fucks up the away team
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Google it mofo.....Bruins Rule!
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>>598713932
I want to select a favorite team, but I don't know which ones are worth rooting for
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>>598714229

Disagree with this. I work at an NHL team and have met/talked with plenty of AHL guys. They've been nothing but respectful and super nice.
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This season bruin suck chara's dick ... your king look like that faggot
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1 goal + 1 assist + 1 fight
= Gordie Howe hat trick
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>>598713967
>Phoenix Coyotes
>Phoenix
bait or autism?
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Dallas Stars are actually from MN, which why they are so good.
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>>598713967
This. Fuck the Habs (that's the Canadians). Just know the original six: Bruins, Rangers, Wings, Leafs, Hawks, and Habs.
Western teams are more fun to watch, right now, than Eastern conference teams - it's just more wide open out West right now - Hawks, Ducks, Kings, etc...
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>>598714526

Must be where you live. Where I come from they are pure shit.
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Your best bet is to pick a city to cheer for rather then a team or player. They come and go all the time, but for the most part the cities stay the same. Start with an original six team.....Boston, Chicago, NY Rangers, Toronto, Montreal, Detroit
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>>598713314
Why do you even need to know anything? Cant you just watch it and make up your own mind if you like it or not?
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>>598713314
PK Subban is not a nigger.
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>>598714910
To be fair, they were known as the Phoenix Coyotes until this season.
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>>598714912
Oh and Jagr (or Lemieux, fuck I can't remember) actually scored (iirc) 7 goals 7 different ways. Good video to watch on YT
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>>598715313

Lemieux scored 5 goals 5 ways. There's only 5 different ways to score a goal.
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>>598714509
I personally am a Rangers fan, but I'm not going to sit here and be a biased fuck.
The Islanders are up and coming and will pretty much dominate the east for a while assuming Halak can continue to play at this level.
Tampa Bay has crazy offensive power and is a fun team to watch if you like goals.
Boston plays very physically if you like hitting and fights.
Toronto plays very terribly if you enjoy depression.
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>>598713314
Does lolifags count? https://youtube.com/watch?v=U5LTgTGPFKc
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>>598713534
in his era*
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>>598715606
Then I didn't recall correctly, thanks, 7 seemed like too many anyways.
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go blues
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>>598715217
>ed to know anything? Cant you just watch it and make up your own mind if you like it or not?

i think what the other guy was trying to say was that arizona is in like 4th last place, like wurt, decent? yeah just like the leafs are decent
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>>598715968
#dindunuffin
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>>598713867

playing the games helps a lot, I think its easier to learn all the rules from playing and also the penguins are the best. fuck the rangers and bruins
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>>598715217
And to be fair I felt OP should be aware that a guy who can't even properly name a team shouldn't be taken seriously
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>>598713967
>liking Boston
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TFW your team was less than ten years old when it won its first stanley cup
TFW your team is less than 20 years old now and its one of the shittiest in the entire NHL
What happened hurricunts?
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>>598713967
>makes list
>skips historically best teams
get off charas nuts faggots Boston is meh at best
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Look up Sean Avery highlights. he was the fucking man, he almost got thrown out of the league for repeatedly calling another player a nigger.
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>>598716393
that feel when you make the cup finals your first 3 years in existence, to be swept all 3 time, in since that 45 years have passed and nothing.
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>>598716393
Their management went full retard.
Look at their roster they have only a few players that were acquired before 2010.
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>>598716484
Derek Boogaard was a hell of a fighter also, if you're looking for more controversy. He's died know :(
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Colorado Avalanche and the Vancouver Canucks only 2 teams worth watching.
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Can someone explain the New York Rangers hate? As a fan, I fully understand hating them back when Torts and Avery were there, but with Vigneault I don't get the passionate hate.
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>>598717542
>Rick Nash
no hate from me, brother
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>>598717795
Rick is the man, but seriously the hate seems pretty unwarrented. Maybe a habs fan has a point because of what happened to Price from Krieder, but as someone who played the sport his whole life I find it extremely unlikely a guy on a breakaway in a conference final would give up a chance to score to skate into a goalie and intentionally hurt him. Sure, maybe he was glad he did it when he heard he was hurt, but there is no way it even crossed his mind when he had the puck.
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>>598715112
Yes he is.

>not saying that to be 3dgy
>seen him chimp out over legit penalties
>total nigger
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>>598714833
dubs+truth=
>/thread
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>>598715088
nice dubs
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>>598713314
watch the bruins tonight rip apart calgary and learn how a real team plays
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>>598714509
WILD WILD WILD
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>>598716370
el yea nigga, i can watch every team sept boston. only ting more annoying than the team are the fans.
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>>598715690
>Toronto plays very terribly if you enjoy depression.

oh fuck my sides
well played, anon
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>>598716393
my fuken bro, raleigh nc here. seems like we get worse every godamn season. win or loose im a fan but fucking a i wanna atleast make it to the playoffs.
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It's hard being a devils fan this season
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>>598717211
Hell yeah man I saw him fight at a couple games. Big ass son of a bitch
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Canucks are the most underrated team in the league
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>>598721380
Dirtiest team in the league too
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>>598721151
>New Jersey is bad
>And you should feel bad...
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here is some advice. take up knitting or needle point. stop trying to not be gay. embrace it.
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>>598720320
>>598714437
>>598713967
Samefag
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>>598721634
Thanks anon
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>>598713314
as long as you dont become a boston fan you are cool in my book.
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>>598721380
>The Cucks
*Fixed that for you.
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>>598721758
You're welcome, /b/rah.
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>>598721380
haven't been relevant since 2011 when bruins ripped them to shreds and luongo turned into a traffic cone and the sedin twins deflated
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>>598721679
nope, not even gonna bother screen capping it though, you're probably a french canadian faggot and aren't worth it
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>>598713534
keep hatin, watch him give a shit
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>>598721490
how so?
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>>598721151
Fuck Devils fans
They had it way too good for way too long
I don't mind a dedicated fag, so your probably cool in my books, but every time I hear someone say "Marty is the best of all time" I cringe and assume they merely follow the team when they make the playoffs
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>>598722082
>*this
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>>598722096
So I guess all Bruins fans are just faggots then
Somehow this is less suprising
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>>598714680
visiting kids in a children's hospital during christmas, yeah i guess that's pretty faggy
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>>598722082
>ripped them to shreds
>had one more win than the canucks
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>>598722082
most correct statement in this thread
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>>598714509

go leafs go
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any chicagofags in here?
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Hockey is the greatest sport ever created. pic related. My team
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>>598721151
this seasons fucked. the bruins are doing terrible and of all teams, the fucking islanders are playing amazing. i dont mind the islanders, I'm a fan of tavares and okposo and neilson and as much as i hated how the bruins traded johnny rocket i guess its cool he is on the islanders, but what a topsey turned season
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>>598722617
did you watch those games mate
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also if any Canadian teams win the Stanley cup they riot, if they lose the Stanley cup same result
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yeah im a Bruins fan, pretty tough watching this season, very up and down. still believe we'll get in as an 8th seed but not sure how far we'll get. for some reason we can't beat those dirty Habs
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>>598713314
original six rule, everything else sucks, and go blackhawks
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>>598722757
hows it feel to not ever have a winter classic? I'm gonna go to the Bs vs Habs next year I'm fucking pumped
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>>598722757
I appreciate your candor...

>but your team is wetawdteed
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>>598722810
yeah i did. i really liked it how tim runs out of his own net to try to be a forward :^)
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>>598722911

don't forget about the world cup of hockey. we won the last one in 2004 and there was a riot on front st downtown Toronto. cop cars, news vans and taxi cabs got flipped that night
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>>598716259
Nobody gives a fuck about the Coyotes, even their home town, so who gives a shit?
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Anyone else watching this Rangers Isles game doe?
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>>598723323
i liked how he knocked out that red headed cry baby
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>>598713534
gretzky is a faggot. the little bitch couldn't handle his own business. Gordie Howe is the best. Mr. Hockey will ALWAYS be the best.
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>>598723442

yes sir. fuck the rangers
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>>598723501
old time hockey
eddie shore
toe blake
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>>598723225
ME TOO!!!

See you at Gillette, Anon.

>Bostonfag reporting in...
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>>598723605
my nigga
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>>598714943
sounds like a nigger to me
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>>598723678
my fucking nigger i will see you there and buy you a beer
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>>598723430
Because the retard Bruins fan calls a team acceptable and doesn't even name the fucking team right.
If he wasn't a bruins fan I probably wouldn't have cared but bruins fans are literal shit and pretty much universally hated.
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>>598723678
same, i'll be the one in the furry costume. go habs go!!
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>>598715830
....in any era. And it's not even close. If you're too young to have seen him in his prime, you missed out. He saw the ice like nobody ever has or ever will. He dominated like no one ever has or ever will.
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Habs are the best. All you need to know.

Pic is fucking related. It's me
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>live in edmonton, oilers fan
>i hate myself
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Patrick Kane is based god
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>>598713314
Red Wings have a bright future and the team's old timers want another cup real bad.
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>>598723517
>fuck the rangers
fuck you
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>>598723998
wow you look like a complete faggot

you gonna call the police on a hockey check?
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>>598723883
Las Vegas Coyotes 2016
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>>598723858
speaking of niggers....

this one should never have been a defenseman. fucking sandis ozolinsh incarnate
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>>598723884
typical scabs fan detected. do they let you past security with your dragon dildo collection?
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Pavel Datsyuk is a fairy faggot bitch.
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>>598723858
Back atcha.
I'll buy you a Smithwick's!
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>>598723998
frog pussy
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Yall motherfuckers forgot about the bluejackets.
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>>598724009
Wings fan here.I like the oilers. best ice in the fucking NHL. and the fans aren't assholes like the leafs or the frogs
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>>598724170
You sound like a shitty Bruins fan. Keep living in 2010
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>>598723998
kek, typical canadifag
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>>598723998
>edgy
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>>598724038
Bright future but no blue line. When Lidstrom retired, it hurt bad.
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>>598724230
top fucking kek
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>>598724038
this fucking guy gets it!
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>>598724453
you posted yourself on /b/, you're a retard. don't try to call the police on me i'm hiding from them too goods
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>>598724241
a fairy faggot bitch who will undress you and your mother on the way to scoring a goal
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Here's all you need to know
1. Crosby is a bitch
2. The rangers are dirty
3. Sean Avery is a faggot
4. All Canadians get +5 stat bonus on all atributes
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>>598724442
>frogs
who?
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>>598724591
It's okay you don't need a defense when you can score 100 goals per game
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>>598723960
kek
Anyone with a fucking ounce of brain knows he would have been thrown on his ass by a defenseman in todays game and half if not more of his goals would not have gone in against a goalie today.
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>>598724903
belfour was a faggot.
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bruins are going to play diveice and then say we're the most mentally tough team on the ice and are fucking goalie is a loose cannon. Marchand and Lucic are asses but they are asses that I love. Also best tv guy in the leauge
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flames are the team to watch for right now, Guadreau and Monahan are already amazing and at this rate they are going to be amazing players in their own right. Giordano and Brodie are the best defensive pair in the league right now and Calgary has 3 solid Goalies ...if they don't make a decent playoff run this year then they will for sure have a good shot next year
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>>598724241
hey mother fucker suck a dick you peice of shit, datsyuk is a godamn ice wizard.
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>>598724923
>2015 AD
>not knowing how to insult a french canadian
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>>598724591
No one can replace the perfect human, but I'm excited to see what the Griffins can produce.
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>>598725167
yeah go check out the flames right about......now
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>>598725115
no, that was alexander karpotsev.
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>>598713314
Turn back now. I am a Leafs fan and its been nothing but pain and sorrow. We are the NHL equivalent of the Cubs.
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>>598725226
i didn't know i was a frog
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rope a dope
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Bobby Orr was the most talented hockey player ever
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>>598725316
fuck your shit, nigger
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>>598725167
3 solid goalies = no good goalie
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>>598725135
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>>598725478
it's cause you're a slimy french swamp nigger
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>>598724764
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>>598725496
this. him, gordie, stan, or ray bourque
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bobby Orr was a fuckin wicked defendeah best to eveah play.
Ive seen him deke a fuckin mac truck on tarmac with skates on
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>>598725496
/thread
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>>598725643
b-but i live in cowtown
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>>598725135
lucic is much less of a goon these days, he has smartened up since the bruins made him sharpen his skills. now he is a crowd favorite for being a tough guy, and getting better all around skills. marchand is a fucking asshole but he just tied bergeron for leading goal scorer, and he is only 5ft9 so its sort of funny. Jack edwards is the man, he is so biased, but being a bruins announcer its fine. anyone who talks shit about him has boring announcers
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>>598725728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Korrjug37lw
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ZCS Lions are the best
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when the 'hawks picked up hossa the deadwing fans kept telling me how he'd break my heart and the curse of hossa and all that shit.

maybe he just has a team that doesnt suck rocks around him now.
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>>598725643
top kek
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>>598723225
The blues just don't have a good enough following to merit a classic. Not when you compare them to the teams that are getting them year in and year out.
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RIP Bob Probert
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>>598725728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IInpXddoiLA
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>>598725845
he was wicked pissah kid I'm from fuckin reveeeah so i would fuckn know
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>>598725496
Lidstrom
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>>598715606
>Lemieux
5 on 5
short handed
power play
penalty shot
over time goal.
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sidney crosby = peyton manning but worse
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>>598726127
yeah because making the playoffs for what will be the 24th consecutive year sucks rocks
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>>598726059
>"shapren skills"
>54 games
>11 goals
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they brought their fucking toys with them
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>>598726127
please. hossa is a whore. fall out of contention and he'll run like a bitch.
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I miss the scotty bowman grind line with hasek in net
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>>598716484
He also came out of the closet as a faggot when he retired.
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>>598725316
How's Calgary workin' out for you, faggot?
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>>598713314
let me give you a brief history of my team (the best team,) the Washington Capitals.
We've been around for 40 years.
We have a goal scoring god on our team.
We never make it past the second round of playoffs.
There you go. All caught up.
GO CAPS SHUTOUT THE PENS AGAIN TOMORROW!

>insert obligatory Crosby is a faggot statement here
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>>598726575
you forgot always injured. he's sidney crosby's dad alright.
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>>598726612
you moron, its the nhl. everyone makes the playoffs. except columbus.
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>>598726059
http://youtu.be/CCI7Y6i4_vo
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Brad Marchand is the dirtiest player in the league.
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>>598726575
Empty Net Goal?
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>>598714509
My experience is even though I grew up randomly watching the Pens in 03', I played be a pro in NHL 14, set draft pick to classic, and let random fate decide, I kniw have alot of respect for the Hurricanes.
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>>598726725
foil up
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>>598726930
>little man syndrome

will they ever learn?
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You're totally right. I hate that aspect of subbans game. He's a talented defensemen with a shitty attitude. The diving has to stop.
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>>598726907
if that was the case everyone would have 24 years consecutive, the longest active streak in all of sports
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>>598727061
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>>598726830
the bowman grind line was in '96/'97. well before hasek came along. kris draper, joe kocur, and darren mccarty.
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>>598726375
and because you can't have it at busch stadium because coors is the major sponsor of the winter classic
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>>598726870
kek
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>>598726930
since when
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>>598726930
He produces results!
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Big fan of the San Jose Sharks and Joe Thornton, theyre both pretty good
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>>598727470
https://www.google.com/search?q=brad+marchand+dirty&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

>>598727487
Not worth it, IMO.
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>>598713967
40+ Ruins fan here. Ruins are shit. Habs are the Ruins' daddies. Hawks/Kings are the master race of NHL.

MFW PK Subban trips over the blue line like he's been shot with a howitzer.
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>>598727562
HE is hockey's Peyton Manning
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>>598727562
FUCK YEAH!!!

Love Joe.
>GO SHARKS
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>>598727789
gotta watch out for that blue line.

it's a doozy eh
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>>598726930
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>>598727758
wow man check this google search out

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=i+am+the+queen+of+england
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>>598727807
>>598727845

>The Bruins dun goof'd trading him...
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>>598727562
Did you catch Joe at the superbowl halftime show this year?
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>>598728117
we wouldn't have won in 2011 if we kept him
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>>598728020
MN Wild best team
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>>598713534
Bobby Fucking Orr. Fucking newfag - Gretzky would never even think of venturing in his own end. Orr would play in all 3 zones and revolutionize the game as a 3 zone defencemen.

Eat shit and die in a fire. Come back when you have someone who doesn't trip over his skate laces in his defensive zone.
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>>598728122
shit do you remember Johnathan Cheechoo? He's in the fucking minors now. Richard trophy to the AHL in a few years.
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>>598728020
this but I think it's closer than Bruins fans like to admit
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>>598728117
Yeah, he's the reason the Sharks won that cup
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>>598726657
suck a cock, he had 59 points last year, and broke 60 points in the 2011 and 12 seasons. much better than when he started in the NHL. at least he can score a few goals while still being tough as shit. could be worse, i betcha he will score more goals this season than john scott did his whole career.
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>>598728272
I dunno, I feel he was untapped potential with the B's.
The team we have now, he prolly woulda shined like never before.
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>>598727336
aww shit youre right that was osgood
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Don't become a fan of Chicago, Bruins, Habs, Pens, Kings, Rangers, Vancouver (less so now) or you will be labeled a bandwagoner
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>>598727562
mighty joe is the man
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>>598728508
He reminds me of Martin LaPointe
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hockey players wear numbers because you can't always ID the bodies based on dental records
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>>598728272
nope didnt watch it, was at a echl game
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>>598728582
its still ok to hate the nucks with the passion of a thousand suns, though, right?
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>>598728677
>echl

goons and goalies
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>>598727562
yeah, as long as winning the cup isn't important to you
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>>598728348
Why yes I do. It didn't shock me to see him not last in Ottawa though. He always looked like the kind of guy who couldn't create his own play. Granted I also think he phoned it in, but I never though he was Richard worthy to begin with. Did he ever get hurt though?
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>>598727336
didn't hasek join in 01 til 04 and come back in 2006 or something like that
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>>598728809
it's the only hockey here in georgia
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>>598728626
>yfw
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>>598726926
>http://youtu.be/CCI7Y6i4_vo
i swear that guy sports wood every game. he gets so into it i bet he rocks a huge boner every game
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The Detroit Red Wings are the premier NHL dynasty.
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>>598728092
Want more proof? Ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUOkhoDbUho
Look how quickly he backs away, like a kid who's going to get slapped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92Pf54L7Zk
Seriously, this guy is fucking dirty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWUohS0nbM
Oh, look..another slew foot. Then he gets worked by Niskanen because he has to fight his own battle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rRE4peNjfM
Seriously. Fuck this midget.
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>>598728677
nonsense response
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>>598728582
the beautiful thing about hockey is that it's the only sport left where hatred is not only allowed, it's encouraged.
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>>598722734
YES
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>>598728508
>John Scott
>An undrafted Defenseman

Can't set the bar any lower eh?
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>>598728907
somewhere around there

>>598728904
yeah but for a guy to drop that fast it had to be alcohol or something like that
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>>598728778
Nucks are Les Plongeurs Glorieux of the west.
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>>598729059
wow man these bruins fans really got you upset, you wanna calm down a bit? you look insecure
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>>598726930
lose the instigator rule and marchand will be out hockey in less than a week
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>>598729059

>the buttfrustration is strong in this bum
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>>598729050
I'm a Wings fan too man, and I hate to say this, but the frogs have us...by a long shot. 22 cups.
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>>598729172
he was comparing with an actual goon like the original faggot said lucic was.
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>>598723225
So excited to visit Boston with the brother in law next year for the winter classic. Will be even sweeter if the habs win.
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>>598729297
>only watches bruins when they're playing his team
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>>598724018
Best player in the nhl
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>>598729284
Honestly, I'm just sick to death of people defending him. But you're right, I'll settle down.
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>>598729207
I miss the federov yzerman shanahan line, shanny was my favorite
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>>598729604
That's right little boy, you settle down.
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go to games live - minors, college doesn't have to be nhl

then let these bostonfags deal with the fact that detroit has made the playoffs 23 straight years and this will be 24
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>>598729449
I'll see you there.

P.S.,...
>Protip: The HABS WON'T WIN........
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>>598729431
What about this faggot that says he isn't a goon anymore? >>598726059
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Terry O'Reilly is my dad. He played for the Bruins in the 70's and 80's
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>>598730015
he isn't, you obviously don't watch the bruins. which is understandable so you wouldn't know. he's only had 2 fights in the past 2 years
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>>598725135
Annoying blowhard
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fuck it OP just become a Sabres fan, they're gonna be an amazing team in the future

Zadorov, McDavid/Eichel, Kane, Ristolainen, Girgensons, Reinhart, McCabe, Baptiste

Like daaaaaamn

also the new captcha system is fucking abysmal
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>>598730187
Skillset is not that of a top 6 forward
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>>598729398
It's about more than the number of cups. we're fucking hockeytown. Fuck the habs
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>>598729449
im gonna beat ya up in the parking lot. just kidding, are ya from canada? it would be better if you were a Bs fan, last bruins game i went too me and my dad met some canadian bruins fans in a bar after a 1pm matinee game and spent the rest of the day hanging out with them, they were hilarious and nice. it was a good time.
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>>598729059
Matt Cooke.

/discussion.

Get over your butthurt over Marchand. Never ended a career. Never injured someone significantly.

You're just as pissed off at PK Subban, right? Or are you sucking Le Cock of Les Plongieus Glorieux?
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Patrick Kane is the biggest pussy on ice
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>>598725226
Frog? Weak. Try pepsi, or some more traditional quebec anglo barbs for the french.

2/10 try harder
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>>598730398
i never said he was a top 6 forward?
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Toronto is the most watched hockey team. They have the biggest fanbase somehow. They're also the worst team.
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>>598725316
2-0 int 1st., right now.

>How's your Flamers now, faggot?
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>>598730591
Well if you watch the Bruins you know that's where he's at
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>>598725135
Fuck off you retardoNeggar. Jack Edwards is the worst play by play man in the league.

-Lifelong Ruins Fan. Google Bob Wilson. Get back to me after you've realized your colossal fuck up.
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>>598730692
that was my point you dumbass. i'm a bruins fan
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>>598730390
does the league still own the team? you know, because of the bankrupt?
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Panthers master race.
Dat Barkov, Bjugstad, Ekblad, Hubedeau, Gudbranson
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>>598730804
i mean i never said anything about that, i was responding to the idiot who called him a goon
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>>598730398
the bruins dont really have any show stealers, i mean they have some really good players but the majority of the bruins are just plain old good. instead of having a bunch of mediocre players complimented by a bunch of all stars, pretty much every player is good and has good chemistry. lucic may not score a shit ton of goals, but he is one of the more valuable players on the team. besides, the crowd loves him. all he has to do is make a good check and the crowd goes nuts, and the players can feed off that shit.
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>>598718889
by that logic half the defencemen in the league are niggers
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>>598731012
Hockey. Florida.

True fucking story.
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>>598730873
Fuck, my bad.
>Enjoying that 3-0 lead right now, though!
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to all the hockeyfags in here find a flaw with Marian Hossa, pro tip you cant.
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>>598730435
From Montreal. Cool. I have never been to boston, and i am just pumped to see the town, meet the people.
As much as I hate the bruins, I would rather see them doing well then faring poorly. Sucks for the fans what management has done.
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>>598731375
see i know you're a boston guy cause you're not butthurt by me calling you a dumbass. lets kick some ass for the rest of the season
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>>598728582
>no jets
Winnipeg is the true bandwagon team
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>>598729894
Does that mean Tukka won't be in nets?
Waiting with bated breath for the subbie v subbie future.
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>>598731412
he plays for the faggot blackcucks, done
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>>598731041
Yeah I'm just sick of Ruins fans overrating Luc. Knowing Pete he'll extend him for 8mil/yr
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>>598731451
Peter continues to fuck this team right up the ass
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>>598731724
>This separatist nigger
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>>598731833
No.
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>>598731129
pk subban is a pussy. he is a diver, and tries to sell penalties like a scumbag. this is fucking hockey, he is an unmanly nigger who pokes at players and then runs when they retaliate. i understand trying to get power plays for your team, but he is the ultimate bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heF3OY2Pnoo
>typical subban play, he hits someone dirty and won't answer to what he's done, and intend turtles like a rag doll bitch and gets dragged by his collar like a baby
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>>598731833
Brendan shanahan nigga
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>>598732054
this was one of the niggerest things he's done and i kek'd so hard watching this live
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>>598731451
I've seen a number of games in Montreal vs. the Bruins. Love the city. Love the older Habs teams. Just not the recent versions where they flop like Greg Louganis.

No need to flop. Tons of skill, Carey Price is fucking clutch, power play is killer. Stop. Fucking. Flopping.
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>>598731777
lol this guy
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>>598730549
>claims frog isn't traditional

You must be new to hockey
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>>598731592
Hell yes, man! /b/oston fag, reporting in!
>Let's bring the cup home!
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>>598731451
likewise. i fucking love talking shit about the canadiens, but thats all part of the rivalry. its what makes it fun. its good hatred. I'm sure you'll like Boston, its quite the city.
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>>598731412
Injures too easy
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>>598731777
The trips o' truth
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>>598713534
Lol, Lemieux was a more naturally gifted player, watch his highlights then try to find a highlight video of Gretzky's wraparounds and empty netters. Inb4 Gretzky's numbers despite Marios cancer and debilitating back problems blah blah.
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>>598731451
yeah the only thing you're gonna see when you get here is a bunch of white shit 4 feet high. 100 year old subway they have to shut down every week
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>>598732654
mario played against the tougher teams, too. they'd scratch gretzky against the blackhawks back then.

source: was season ticket holder back then
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>>598732490
>what he said...
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>>598732276
X-mas presents put me 8 seats away from Price vs Nashville this January. What a guy.

Hopefully our journeymen dont catch the flopping bug. Loving de la Rose, Thomas, Sekac.
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>>598732289
You must be new to getting to actually getting under a qbc's skin.

Parle blanche.
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>>598732670
I've been stuck out in BC for three years. All that snow oughta make up for what I've missed.
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How about Kaner's shootout goal the other night against the penguins? That was nasty
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Been playing and watching since I was 4. Actually had a couple minor pro tryouts, no way I was good enough to go pro. The skill level at that point is amazing.

My advice, subscribe to NHL Netork or NHL game Centre. Just watch a fuck of a lot of hockey. The commentary is good, and there's quote a bit of between period content about the history. If you really want to get into th game, start watching CHL hockey from Canada, the juniors that are going to be pros In a few.

Also, go Winnipeg Jets.
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Don't be a flyers, penguins, Habs, or Bruins fan. Tampa bay is a great offensive team if you want to see nice plays
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how the fuck has no one said Red Wings?

Best team to watch is Detroit
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Can confirm bruins are wonderful to root for. Title town 9 parades in last 13 years. They're taking care of business in Calgary right now. Patrice Bergeron is loved by everybody even those who hate Boston. It's a beautiful sport
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>>598734502
>Don't be a Bruins fan

>Implying Implications that should never be Implied
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>>598734900
dubs are truth
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>>598734894
plenty of people have, lurk moar before posting
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