b, if you met god. what would you say to him ?

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>>598686612
Why didn't you kill me sooner

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I wouldn't need to say anything. Actually knowing he existed would be good enough

Where the hood at?

thanks for nothing

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>>598686612
Pony leader Standing bye.

>>598686612
"I just lost the game."

>>598686612
Truth or Dare

Nothing.
I wouldn't want to talk to such a cruel and vain asshole.

>>598686612
why did you leave all this cannabis around? Was we meant to use it?

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Why?

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Rest, my friend. I'm off to get that black cat.

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>>598686612
I know everything I did in life, you do what you must.

>>598686612
"fuck you."

>>598686612
SHARKIESHAA

>>598686612
id ask him sauce on this gif

sauce on OP's pic ?

gay

>>598686612
"Which one are you?"

>>598687777
nice quads, fag

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

>>598687777
dem quads

>>598686612
orite m8

>>598686612
probably ask what the funniest thing to ever happen was. Then probably ask about my life, like "what if I had done this instead? what would my life had been like?"

"Why niggers/jews?"

I am God. AMA

Proof: these dubs

>>598686612
Shit.

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Wait if you're real does that mean Santa, Harry Potter and every other imaginary creation exists? I don't understand. Am I tripping balls? Ive took acid right? Im just sitting talking to a wall am I not...

>>598686612
Why am I a pedophile?

>>598688217
You would be god, fucking everything up.

When i die can you just put me in my own pocket dimension so i could be god?

>>598688353
Name of the bitch on the left?

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>>598686612
Prepare to die, you cheeky cont

proove you are god

>>598688353
Never taken that much acid...

>>598688489
Hmmm. If I was to name her I'd call her cock gobbler.

>>598688663
Enjoy hell lol.

Apologize for your fan club.

>>598686612
Sauce?

Damn, how does one make a girl cum like that with just dicking? i can do it with fingers, but not with just dick

>>598686612
Why do you punish the innocent for the actions of their ancestors, you utter cunt.

>>598688753
you just haven't taken good acid

>>598688382
He's not god, I'm god.

Check em

>>598688888
Fucking waste of good quints...

>>598686612
"Fuck you, you sadistic piece of shit fuck".

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>>598688888
You show her your quints.

>>598686612
Say to him? why does an omnipotent being need a gender? this implies god needs a 2nd half?

>>>598688888

>>598686612
Sauce

>>598687756
lrn to google

gifwithsauce

>>598688888
Pretty sure its just on the cunt stimulating her own clit at the same time, syncing/moving her body to your rhythm, bed sheets etc

>>598688888
check em

>>598686612
"So you're telling me that you're a supreme being? How did you manage to fuck up this badly then?"

>>598686612
sweet

>ITT: edgy faggots who try to hate on and judge something they don't even believe in despite doing nothing of worth or value with their own lives.

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>>598686612
>what would you say to him ?

"Can you create a stone which is so heavy, that you can't lift it?"

>>598690267
if Jesus is one with God then God can create a stone Jesus can't lift but God can so in a way he can/cant lift it.

sweg

ass

fok me pluz

nolkanek

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>>598686612
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus
thou shalt not be deceitful

>>598690267
The only real question that's asking is if god can put a limit on his own powers. He did that by creating Jesus. Now Jesus is the way to god, aka: you can't and don't go directly to him - and therefore it is a limit. Btw antitheist here, just had a lot of time on my hands.

>>598686612
Bone cancer in children? What the fuck is that about?

Also, you should really give people down there more evidence, plox.

Hey check'um

>>598688663
kek

>>598688888

>>598691113
Shit so close dude

DSFARGEG

How dare you? How dare you create a world in which there is such misery that is not our fault? It’s not right.

It’s utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain? Bone cancer in children? What’s that about?

the God who created this universe, if it was created by God, is quite clearly a maniac, utter maniac. Totally selfish. We have to spend our life on our knees thanking him?! What kind of god would do that?

>>598687568
"Thank you, my son"

>>598690228
Stay buttmad, faggot.

>>598688888
oh boi here we go again

thanks for weed big guy

>>598686612
If you were truly good, you would let me go as I wanted. Send me to oblivious, no consciousness, and no suffering or pleasure. Death is eternal in my book. Also, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! Hitler? Dark Ages? MORMONS!? YOU DID NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING THAT TRULY MATTERED!

cancer in children... really?

>>598686612
You literally could have put an end to half of the worlds violence if you just showed up and said something or at least made your presence known. So, whyd you wait till now?

>>598686612
Why do you let so many faggots post on /b/?

>>598689189
What words could you even say to an Omniscient being that he doesn't already know? It ruins the point to go into that kind of detail.

>>598686612

Why did you break up with Cream? What the fuck were you thinking?

>>598688888
>>598689480

>dick induced orgasms are a myth
>kissless virgins

>>598686612
I would say Please

>>598691484
+1

how do isolate the sound of your laugh when you see a live fail?

>>598690228
I have every intent on creating world peace. As I see it now, Christianity is what is in the way of this peace - and I will put a stop to that should it be necessary to do so.

>>598691399

(USER WAS BANNED FOR DSFARGEG)

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>>598687203

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>>598691484
Without pain how would we know what pleasure would be?

>>598692036
I've seen a guy finish from receiving anal.

I'm not impressed, cocksucker!

>>598687203
/thread

>>598686612
hook me up with superpowers?

well first of all YOU DON'T MEET GOD if he doesn't exist, one, and two, how come a religious person is on 4chan ?

>>598692688
True, but why inflict pain on children who barely got a chance to live?

I lost my ipod

>>598691484
>How dare you? How dare you create a world in which there is such misery that is not our fault? It’s not right.
Just what the fuck are you doing to make it better?
How is it nobody understands You ARE your brothers keeper? If there was no god/gods, then who do you blame then, everyone but yourself? Typical human reaction. Adam blamed both God and Eve for eating an apple he was clearly told not to eat. Listened to a Woman rather then giving her a pop to the back of the head and telling her to drop it.

>
It’s utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain? Bone cancer in children? What’s that about?
Why should an omnipotent and omniscient being take a limited and self absorbed punk like you seriously? You screw up your own planet, won't do jack to correct it, and blame everyone else for your problems. Cancer? They got real cures for that and best of all, preventatives. I don't see you contributing to helping the situation.
>
the God who created this universe, if it was created by God, is quite clearly a maniac, utter maniac. Totally selfish. We have to spend our life on our knees thanking him?! What kind of god would do that?
More self absorbed bitching. Either God does stuff for you and you rebel like some underage teen thinking he/she can do it on their own, then after a few hours on the street come back home and bitch out their dad and mom because they didn't stop him/her for making retarded choices.
Pick one fool, do what you're told and get it done right, or do shit on your own and get you and screw everyone over around you in a butterfly effect fashion.

>>598692688
A truly omnipotent god could break that system. What significance is heaven to anyone if there is never pain there? Eventually you'd forget about the troubles you had as a living person, and would become numb to pleasure.

>>598686612
SAUCE!!!

>>598686612

I'd be too busy punching him in all his dicks.

>>598686612
Why wasn't I born later? It's clear I would have been better off born later. WTF man?

>>598686612
is any religion true? or are they just retards that are following a false god?

WHERE MUH NIGGAS AT?

>>598686612
loli pls

like he has one thousand dicks but he only uses them to fap cause he never inpregnated st mary... his son did
#MUTHAFACKA

>>598686612
ayy lmao

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"Well. I'm here. What happens now?"

>>598693303
God has a plan. It appears to require billions of dead Africans.
>Because you are one of those Africans used to sacrifice for the future of something he considers more important.

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>>598693426
This

Why did you kill all sandniggers sooner?

yeah guys you should take death as a positive thing

Thank you God.

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>>598686806

>>598693107
dogs dont ever get numb for their love of their owner. (unless you are a sick fuck and then you deserve to get eaten by your pet).
Chems in the dogs brain makes them have that extreme love you get when you fall in love with somebody for the first time every single time they see you.
In other words, they fall in love with you like its the first time every time they see you. They don't get tired of you, their constant love doesn't make them numb towards you no matter how many times or for how long they are near you.

IS THERE SOMEONE RELIGIOUS ON 4CHAN

>>598693874
That's one of the main things I have against Christians is their belief that they get more than this one life. Death is a positive thing to them.... and it's sickening.

>>598693144
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>>598687692
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>>598691484
>tips trilby
>sips Mountain Dew
>swings Katana
What's the point of life if everything is done for you?

Why is OP such a faggot?

I AM NOT RELIGIOUS
you dumbass
neither should anyone

>>598694039
Who's ever said that death is positive? Christians don't see death as positive, they they what is after it as positive, for the most part.

>>598686612
I'm sorry I didn't believe in you. You didn't provide enough evidence for me to believe in you.

>>598694247
Why not? It's OK to be religious, just not a nut.

>>598693998
Dogs don't live long enough for the timescale I'm talking about.

If you were to stabilize the endorphines in a dog for 5 years so that they were always 100% joyful (but not enough to be dangerous to its' health) it would eventually feel that 100% joy as their baseline and consider it "feeling neutral".

If heaven is perfect, it will never change. Don't tell me after a few thousand years, you're not gonna be bored.

"Why?"

WHAT IF:
We are actually living hell now and later.................... NOTHING MORE THAN HELL

>>598694572
I see your point, but I think there is enough evidence out there considering that most of the world believes in God.

>>598694039
Yeah, no. It just that when they are at deaths door, it simply doesn't bother them, fool. For somebody who seems to hold death with such negativity, why the hell are atheists the most suicidal of all, next to trannys and homosexuals.
I think the most fucked-in-the-head are those who would rather anhero like a little bitch then to grow a pair of balls and fight through the pain.

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>>598691484

kek/10

>Tipping in Based God's direction

>>598686612
well fuck you too, faggot

THen most of the people living believe in gullibatology, religion invented by me

>>598686612
Give me eternal life and the age of 15

What the fuck did you just fuckin say to me you little bitch? I have you know

>>598694496
Many (I know, not all) actually want the second coming of Jesus. They feel it will liberate the world of the suffering that exists. The coming of Jesus signifies the end of life as we know it, and a destruction of everyone and everything in a bloody war for 1000 years. Anyone who actively wants the end of the world is evil.

The christian bible gives them solace in death. They are sad that they don't get their friend/family member for now, but 'know' they get them later. If it isn't so far as positive, it's more along the lines of 'meh'. It's just a time-delay to seeing them again... rather than a loss for an eternity. While not entirely 'positive' its a fuckload closer than how I view it.

>>598688888
nice quads

also you train your dick so that you don't cum, and then fuck lots of bitches

ITTTTSSS raging man halehlouhia

>>598694659
That's only assuming Heaven is a physical place, which it is not.

>>598694659
Why would you be bored?
Get this through your head, (not being insulting, as it took a little bit to get through mine)

You have 9 full dimensions before you get to God.
after 6 you get 7 which is infinity, then you have 8 which is infinity square, and then 9 which is infinity cubed. You have all eternity to figure out and mess with infinity.
Where the hell is this boredom you speak of, dude?