DRAW THREAD >Lurk before posting >Try not to bump req

Ah

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Why am i so legendary? It was so easy to be a cult icon in these threads.

I'm just all around better than you all

1. I'm Rich
2. I have frequent sex
3. My dick is HUGE
4. I'm HOT
5. I am Denver's Best Musician.
6. I am a creative Genius
7. I am the most original artist ever been on the threads
8. I created a new genre of shitposter
9. Entity rips me off
10. I have a job and school
11. I have a girlfriend
12. I have a car

How does anyone feel they have the right to even talk to me anymore? You're nothing next to me

>>598574015
0 cents ;)

>>598574248
Why? Who cares if i see them or not?

I save ones i see

>>598574625
I laughed

>>598574732
What's your deal? You're so jealous of me

>>598574781
I am god next to you. Do not speak to me as if you are on my level of understanding.

>>598574887
>Chris Bishop Brigade

Wow.

I am my own genre

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Ask a drawfag that experiences delusions and hallucinations without the aid of drugs anything

first for I want to impregnate alliums

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Microsoft Paint challenger

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to anon from last thread, youv made my day. thanks for the nice words.

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>>598574578
anon i'm all wet //-// im ready

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>>598576326
you're right of course, but this fucking thread.....

>>598576615
HEY STErKS!

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>>598576432
nah i haven't
don't intend to really
i'd love to meet some drawfriends tho or people who i've talked to on skype :^)

>>598576334
fuk u w ur bitch ass north county shit mijo
>tfw san ysidro

>repost bc enticed with the double stream

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Can someone draw Nail diapered? Preferably in this sort of scenario, also his diaper being kinda wet?

>>598576786
Plot twist, he sticks it in your anus.

>>598576786
Remove panties and sweater, then drink this medicine to make your cock bigger and cum harder.
Side effects make your breasts and ass swell, however.

>>598576873

It's funny because you could literally be doing -anything else-, but instead you're here posting.

So obviously this is more entertaining than whatever else you have to do.

>>598576786
Requesting her getting gangbanged by anon-dicks please. Fucked silly face on her included.

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Fuck it. Good night >.>

>>598576962

Hai

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Can somebody draw this asian girl sucking this dick please, Doesnt have to be realistic. thanks

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>>598577263

>>598577010
Ah, yeah, I remember you posting on the group before. I don't have much love for most of the drawfags here, but I don't dislike them either. Most of them at least.
None of them live near, I got the impression they were mostly americans.

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>>598577098
nah, i know where he's coming from. its a sad love i think. these threads have potential in all directions, yet to watch them fall apart the way they do. its like half hoping santa shows up even when you 40 and know that's never going to happen.

>>598577319
Sterks you can't hide dose beautiful lines from us!

Show us dat smile!

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such a weird night

taking requests

>>598577435
I wasn't the one requesting porn of it. Sincerely, if I wanted porn of it i would draw it myself.

>>598577256
I'm not jealous, by the way. In fact I'm having a very serious conversation with your girl, right now. I told you. All you had to do was not fucking boast.

>>598577594
Show us your panties.

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>>598577486

Hurrrrrrr

>>598577640
Okay. Understood. I'm sorry I snapped at you.

>>598577594
Requesting you fix your eyes.

>>598577594
gib kissu~

>>598577010
>San Ysidro
You mean Mexico? It's pretty much TJ.

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>>598577594
Where you the one who drew all that spam requests?

>>598577751
Ata, BB!

No go kill all the anons in the thread!

You know you want to...

>>598576615
I know you haven't had episodes around your SO but do you think cuddling would help?

>>598577758
It's alright. Just work harder on your stuff, it makes it shine all the brighter and makes it immune to that type of criticism.

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>>598577385
heh yeah
none of them live near me at all i don't think
well besides sterks apparently

>>598577751
cutie~

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>>598577098
well it's a holiday weekend, so no one's gonna give me freelance till tues.
also thank got for dual mon setups and tf2
>>598577474
yeah. I mean sometimes they're pretty good, but uh. not tonight.

>>598577010
>skype
Are you still using it? have not seen you on it for ages

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>>598575117
>

>>598577829
FUCKIN
TELL ME ABOUT IT
IT'S LIKE TJ'S BABY

>>598578056
rarely

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Well well well... so it looks like you ARE as dumb as you look.

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Guess it's time to TURN IT UP A NOTCH.

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>

>>598577285
gonna need another pic m8.

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>>598570816
>loli
is she cute enough?

>>598570053
>pussy mouth alien
dunno anymore could by another pussy mouth girl?

captcha: upedo

>>598578111
>so it looks like you ARE as dumb as you look.
Coming from a goddamn triangle with an eyeball

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Eat SHIT.

>>598577928

Not when she is covered in SPIDERS...

>>598577989
aw thanks

>>598577903
No death today, Nonny.

>>598578251
Hey Alliums!

requesting a female kobold having sex

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>>598578331

I keep forgetting images shit dicks

>>598577936
Yeah. Okay.

>>598578266
He still probably draws better than you though. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>598578052
yea, one of those. yea. just remember that the drinking is ganna suck come later tonight/tomorrow. but i feel ya. i'm about to dash, myself. while im still ahead.

>>598578402
Turn into a cute shorty goblin with a pickaxe

>>598577989
Heh, there you go. I don't really know Sterks so I will not try to encourage or dissuade you, but you should do what you want.
At least that way if it bites you back you have only yourself to blame.

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>>598578251
Maybe

>>598578541
Drink more water, eat more protein.

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>>598578251
alliums could you draw a followup of this pic ?
like another angle (guy pov would be cool) or another position
i love this, is one of my fantasies

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>>598577720
your weird anon

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Hey, gang!

>>598578809
Show us your nudie butt now please.

>>598578251
Hey man, today simple requests? today I feel like requesting some forced deepthroats, forced as cock is so big that she have problem fitting it, but with one of my fav girls if you want, maybe Oban girl?

>>598578402
Have you ever had that hallucination where you see ants everywhere and you try to swat them but they crawl on top ya like some sort of evil god is playing with a laser pointer and you are some sort of drunk cat?

>>598578251
if you are still up for requests how about a pregnant alien loli with visible vag?

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Mew reportan in.
Taking some requests, lewd and non-lewd
How is everyone?

>>598578809
kek

>>598578731
Taith, stop fucking repeating yourself.

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>>598578541
uhm, no. thanks for the advice for whatever reason. but nah.

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did one of you fuckes summon me?

I KNOW you bitches ain't using the goblinomicon

>>598579065
Could you draw your avatar getting gangbanged, please?

>>598579065

Moth costume, nao.

>>598579132
>nekrogoblikon

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>>598578331
>>598578402
what r u up to tonight sterks

>>598578571
you saying i should fuck sterks if i want to get my diddle on?

>>598578820
hey mothbro~

>>598579132
requesting the belligerent kobold argueing politics with trinket. and trinket about to deliver goblin politics to the head.

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>>598579132
Get in here, defend your title!

>>598578820
Evenin' Moth.
Any chance you're taking lewd requests?

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>>598578715
>>598579117
well u messed that all up.

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>>598575995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swgU1x9T-EY

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heftetheprpte

>>598579093
everytime i ask for alliums you ( cus i have the i presion is the same person every time) callme taith
who the fuck is taith
you have the wrong person dude
drp it alredy

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>>598578925

YES AND THEN IT FEELS LIKE YOUR WHOLE BODY IS COVERED AND FILLED WITH STATIC, IT'S THE WORST.

Faceless, there are lines you do not cross. Why are you digging into my personal life.

You are doing shit that nobody should even wish upon their worst enemies.

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>>598579132

>Look what i found.

>>598579249
I am saying you should fuck if you want to get your diddle on. Or just, you know, diddle together or whatever.
But you are responsible for choosing who to do it with. And since I don't know Sterks I will refrain from commenting.

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guys how do i get rid of a boner

>>598579249

Absofuckinglutely nothing. we can keep personal talking over on skype or tumblr though. sterks the tumblr, have fun.

>>598579688
you leave the thread.

>>598579552
You crossed our line, we asked you, I asked you, please don't boast. Please don't do those things.
None of us wants to see you post photos of your girlfriend sucking dick, none of that.

So, I deigned myself to go out of my way to make you want me not to do some thing.
This is how it feels.

And for the record?
Your personal life? You've been BLOGGING about it here.

>>598579249

Sup, scruffy.

>>598579384

Ay man! Go to the lewd tumblr and dump lewd requests there. I'll get back to ya.

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/butterscotchmoth

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>>598579688
garden clippers

>>598579390
It's fine.

>>598579117
Just telling you how to dodge morning headaches and hangovers. Eat more protein, drink more water.

>>598579688
Fap to your hearts content!

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>>598577772
anon are you sugesting me to take a plastic surgery?
>
>>598577862
spamming is not between my functions

as for drawing, well...

>>598579065
Eh, why not, Mew would you like to draw one of my favorite girls? maybe Arcana making aheago face because fucked silly
https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/106919042445654395519/albums/5632661223302412337?authkey=CP2s0_rh8KifIA

>>598579132
Draw Trinket sleeping face down on top of Anon who's on his back

>>598579688
Sex. Or fapping.
I recommend sex though.

>>598580076
draw a zombie girl

>>598579552
Chris:0
Faceless:1

Chris' Status:
Beef on Wrecked.

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>>598579235
izza metal band
>>598579278
k
>>598579342
>implying anyone can reach my level of the downs
>no drill is big enough
>>598579638
NO YOU FOOL!
you dont know what powers you wrought!!

>>598580087
Taith crawl into a hole and forget what death feels like.

>>598580100
aite.

>>598579688
You can fuck that naughty nurse.

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im baked. give me requests, if it makes me laugh, i'll draw it.

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>>598579919
noooooo

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>>598579640
eh
i think everyone wants their diddle on
but you can't all the time
i'll wait until the time strikes or somethin

>>598579733
never on tumblr anymore
shoot me a request to my skype and we can chat it up on there next time i decide to log on
>evaarmoral

>>598579896
excuse me
ur the one with the scruffy furry stuff all over you

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>>598580005
ahhh, i just dont drink. im bad at it anyways. i have a tendency to go over board. i cant keep too much X in the house the same reason lol.

>>598580338

Draw a dank new meme. Top kek right off the presses

>>598580377
Lose the dick.

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>>598580377

>>598580377
Don't actually do it!
You can use my milking machine!

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>>598580377
>>598580546
woh

>>598579541
Yeah! I never got the static tingling, tho. I had another incident last month and to finish freaking me out I started seeing ants when I was not hallucinating; the actually went into the pot with grilled cheese and my soap hanger!
That was the worse! Not knowing if I was in fucking wonderland. Fucking ants fucking with my head!

>>598580443

that skype doesn't work, but it's whatevs

>>598580546
Well, there goes the dream.
And my own boner.
Goodnight, sweet thread.

>>598579761
:( i'm practicing for when I become famous.

I need to know how to stay on top with negative attention and how it all works.

that's why i come here. it's a test audience. I want to see what grabs attention :(

i haven't posted those pics in forever and i stopped because i realized what i was doing. i'm just trying to figure out how to gather extreme amounts of attention.

i only boast for attention. don't go trying to hurt people who aren't me just because they are close to me. my friends don't deserve to be hurt for things i do :(

>>598580665
evaarmorall
forgot the second L heh :^)
like armor all
iunno

>>598580546
Good

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>>598580253

>such powerful secretz....

>>598580443

Put on a moth costume and show me your cute face.

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>>598575995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swgU1x9T-EY

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>>598580645

Yeah. I think my episode is ending though because I can consciously remember where I am and such.

>>598580377
Pls >>598580330

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>>598580253
OK, i'm going to bed.

Captcha was byass. Huh.

>>598580546
Brb, killing self.

>>598580443
That's all true, I am just saying that when the time comes up either you gotta grab it, anxiety and all, or the diddle never happens.
You are right to wait, tho. No need to hurry something so petty.

>>598580709
You know, yourself, that that's a straight up lie. The way you've carried yourself for these past months are coming back to you in a whiplash.

I'm giving you a straight up chance here to reform and stop using us to your means, because I can promise you that when people are finally fed up, it will not be nice.

Your boasting has gone so far that even I, from just glancing, can more or less point out where those photos were taken. Please consider what you're doing.

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pfffff

>>598580498
Helps with headaches too. Water and protein (likely meat, mushrooms or vegetables). You are a stoner? Helps with the pot hunger too (don't know how you mericans call it).

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>>598580504
I saw a meme once. It was terrible.

>>598581401
munchies

>>598581172
Ya should do more of this.

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>>598581172
saved SO fucking hard.

>>598581493
In portuguese it's called larica. Lah-Re-Ká.

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>>598580193

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>>598581401
mubnchies? yea, i know it helps with headaches. those are generally caused by dehidration. same as hangovers from excessive alcohol. again, my solution is not to drink. and headaches, i get those pretty frequently but i hate water. drinking it. its gross.

>>598580546
Lost a fan.
I'll just wait on Paperclip coming back again.

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>>598580848
ur not tricking me into flying into that lamp again

>>598581180
u feel me tho

still lookin for requests

>>598581774
thanks dude

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>>598581184
I've hardly been here these past few months.

and nobody fucking cares about me. my hate-popularity peaked over 6 months ago. i've been declining for a long while. I ain't even anyone anymore.

I am just seeing how I can "revive" my hate popularity. I might be able to do that, but I would have to do something completely unlike me.

And what are you giving me a chance to do? Why would anyone really care enough to try to find my house? It would be so easy to be arrested over.

>>598581895

Added
-sterks

>>598582051
You should walk around and act like nothing ever happened.

>>598582051
HOW ABOUT DICKSUCKING IN A SCHOOL BATHROOM, FUCKSTICK?

>>598581172
who made this?!?

>>598581895
I feel you, true.
For a request, how about a diddling? I said that word so much it's loosing it's meaning. Would be nice to see how you draw the fingerwork, tho.

>>598581895
Requesting Eva sucking off Samara to relieve her boner.

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>>598582180
what's wrong with that?

i forgot how "being more successful than others" and bragging about it is supposedly a bad thing.

>>598582177
Hmmm, what does that mean?

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>>598582312
it's samura :l

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>>598578318
Aw fer fuck sa--

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>>598582634

>>598582434
ASIDE FROM NOT BEING ALLOWED YOUR STUPID ASS POSTED YOUR GIRLS' FACE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

HOW ABOUT HER BEING DISPLAYED AS YOUR BROKEN WHORE ALL OVER THE CITY?

>>598581777
I dislike it too. My trick to drink more water is to dilute everything I drink with water. Orange juice, put water on it. Coca cola? Put water on it. It gets old fast, but it keeps you going.
Another thing is improvising beverages: mixing a pinch of lemon juice in a glass of water is good, or dropping the rest of that fruit you ain't gonna finish in it.

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>>598581565
Mmmmm. Maybe.

>>598581637
>Can't tell if actually trink

>>598582244
>

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>>598582666
I aint good at this shit.

>>598582673
calm the fuck down.

how the hell did i affect your life this much?

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>>598582828
BUT FUCK IT.

>>598581895

But the light is the happeninist place in town!

>>598582789

Yo, Jam. I've been wondering. Can I draw porn of your character?

>>598576566
So lame.

>>598582845
You serious? You've pestered us for M O N T H S.

MONTHS! EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU'RE AROUND. EVEN AS RECENT AS >>598576566

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>>598578339
hya

>>598578600
i'll assume you are the pussymouth requester
did the same chick

>>598578731
dunno
maybe later

>>598578917
doesn't that hurt?

>>598578931
might do

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>>598582434
YOU UGLY, DISGUSTING, INSUFFERABLE LITTLE CUNT. IF I EVER SEE YOUR INBRED FACE EVER IN REAL LIFE I WILL BASH IT IN SO FUCKING HARD YOU'LL SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT EMPTY PITIFUL SKULL WHERE A BRAIN WOULD BE

>>598581637
Why don't you do some of that stuff? Cmom trinket! You have to return the favor.

>>598582960
I would like to know who's asking, but I don't mind. I have some refs. (And one i REALLY need to finish...

>>598583184
I forgot this image existed, thank you anon. ;_;

>>598583184

FOR THE EMPRAH!

>>598583184
DENVER, COLORADO.

CHRISTOPHER BISHOP

MOST LIKELY GOES TO FUCKING ART COLLEGE FOR MUSIC (HOLY SHIT)

>>598583053

... glorious.

do you have a album of your work?

>>598583309

Sterks is asking.

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>>598582697
yup, thats my trick, too. waters great for you. water is life. it just sucks.

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>>598579278
>

>>598582789
yes its actually me. and saved super fucking hard twice.

>>598583053
>doesn't that hurt?
well tad unpleasant yet consensual, no real body damage, you know me, little bit of stretching, this time throat

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>>598583266
my color stuff takes ages.
maybe later.

>>598583424
Heh, to me, literally. I got heart problems and too much sodium will fuck me up. Gotta drink a lot of water.
Ironically, pot will lower my pressure to a point which is beyond healthy.

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>>598582991
I want to hug you. You make me sound like i've been picking on you

>>598583184
Does it really make you that mad?

Why do you want to hurt another person that bad?

It's not like i steal or hurt people.

>>598583333
>ART COLLEGE FOR MUSIC
are you kidding? i have never taken a music lesson seriously in my life. I am purely self taught. I can't even read music.

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slow night tonight for requests i see

>>598583719
>I can't even read music.
>I CAN'T EVENREADMUSIC
>ICANTHEVNERHREADMUSIC

>>598583719

Do you practice getting better at drawings?

>>598583596
Didn't mean now, just in general. I really like your art and I really enjoy your more detailed works, lewd or otherwise.

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Sup, new here. Taking requests, lewd is okay.

>>598583819
John lennon couldn't either

>>598583853
i do but i don't take it that seriously.

>>598583819
You can actually read music, it's called a partition. As much as I hate to defend the fucker he didn't say anything wrong there.

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>>598583379
Hey Sterks! (Sorry for calling you out as BB)

And yea, be my guest!


>>598583500
I'm glad you like, Trink!
I... Was listening to guns'n'roses the whole fucking time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

I'm just glad I got the colors right, I was going off the bartender image on your DA.

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random ahegao out of boredom

>>598583960

>Don't take it seriously

Clearly.

>>598583891
draw gf please
>>598577285
wutever style really, all i ever get is stick figures =(

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>>598577810
>kiss

>>598583960
YOU
aRE NOT
JOHN
LENNON

>>598583982
You're applying logic to his ass. What he said is what he meant, and you're picking on words.

He can't interpret music sheets.

>>598584092
:3c thank you bb~

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>>598583719
YOUR FACE
YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE
YOUR HOLIER-THAN-THOU SELF PROCLAMATIONS
YOUR SHITTY GUITAR THRASHING THAT YOU CALL MUSIC
YOUR BEHAVIOR IN THESE THREADS
YOUR PARADING OF YOUR DISGUSTING WHORE OF A 'GIRLFRIEND'
YOUR AUTISTIC DRAWINGS DEPICTING YOUR FANTASY LAND OF UNREMARKABLE SHITTYNESS

YOU ARE A PARASITE IN THIS WORLD THAT SHOULD BE OBLITERATED FROM EXISTENCE
YOUR BRAIN MUST'VE SHRIVELED UP YEARS AGO WHEN YOUR FATHER BEAT YOU BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER WAS DISGRACEFUL ENOUGH TO POP OUT A MUTANT LIKE YOU FROM HER GAPING VAGINA

MAD DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FUCKING DESCRIBE IT

>>598584092
W-would you like to kiss/suck tip of my cock?

>>598584119
Suit yourself, witch hunter.

>>598578820
This species is from tg, right?

>>598584092
break the 4th wall

>>598584014
Not gonna take any more requests?

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>>598583804
Yup.

>>598584311

Yup.

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>>598584260
Look at him, look at him and laugh!

>>598584185
show butt

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>>598583891
Draw Isabelle from ac
Upskirt view

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fuck okay fine what if i ask for requests like this

>>598584482
amazing how many people fall for that fake.

>>598584580
what's the difference?

is lindy ok?

>>598584622
I realized that it's there to bait idiots who don't think.

>>598584580

Draw a person with a fro you skallywag.

>>598584622
It's my first request, not a fake.

>>598582051
How about trying to be as nice as possible to people, kill em with kindness, either that, or steal someone elses artsyle/work

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>>598583891
dammit Futo stop posting already

>>598584580
gib me titfuk

>>598584745
The person you requested it to is, smart pants.

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>>598584033
Who cares? You people I swear can't think outside of what your parents told you.

>>598584119
I am a tad more innovative than him.

Also my best friend says I remind him a fuck ton of how John Lennon was in documentaries.

I am Chris Bishop. A boy genius.

>>598584185
You sound like those people who hate Kayne West

>>598584475
i died laughing.

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>>598579143
I-I hope you're happy, anon.

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>>598584475
SUCH DEGENERACY IS NOT TOLERATED

>>598584864
DIE

>>598582926
That dolar bil guy must jac off alot:) iwould like to see his penios

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>>598575995
> mfw I realized I wasnt on the draw fag list @¥@

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requesting Ryuko Matoi in an SS Uniform.

>>598584861
I don't really visit these kind of threads, can't tell baiters from legit.

>>598584937
Hey Mew, enjoying yourself?

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>>598584864
I DON'T THINK JOHN LENNON PISSED IN BOTTLES AND DEIGNED HIMSELF THAT OF GOD

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>>598585023
Also happy belated VD draw thread

>>598584864

I was making fun of you, Autistic child.

You apparently practice but you've literally not improved one bit. Even without "Taking it seriously" there should be some kind of improvement.

So you're either lying to me, or half retarded and can't learn.

>Take your pick.

>>598584864
I know I'm not supposed to talk to autism lad, but I have to ask; did your girlfriend ever find out about you posting pics of her here? And if not, should I send them to her tumblr? :^)

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>>598584260
with pleasure anon

>>598583891
Draw solid snake shooting a NIKITA at vukan raven kthnx

>>598585098
Lurk a bit, see who actually delivers the requests. Rarely go for first posts, wait for their first or second delivery.

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>>598580100
still working. sorry for taking so long.

>>598584004
your ALWAYS Listening to guns and roses.

>>598585203
kek 2, the kek kome back

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>>598584341
here
i think ima go rest

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was trying to make a really surreal scene for my animation and it just turned out so bad and derpy

>>598585203
I saw you riding a "cock" once.
People need to stop using that word.

>>598580709
Quasi-Shadow reporting in, you sound like a butt hole.

>>598585272
Noted, thanks.

>>598585367
Was just asking. Have a good night.

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>>598582926
Think that'll stop me? BBQ BEAM.

>>598579132
Yo, any lewds tonight?

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>>598584743
i've been told that my old hair was vaguely fro-ish

>>598584675
tits, you goon. tits.

>>598584833
nuuuuuh

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>

>>598585369
do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

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>!!!

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S-shi-...!

Can I get a picture of a fancy knife?

>>598585687
>nuuuuuh
pretty please?
will lick your clit after

>>598585795
You requested last thread, man, and you got a good one.

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I'm the smartest man alive. Once again.

>>598584766
>How about trying to be as nice as possible to people
Interesting tactic
>kill em with kindness
interesting
>steal someone elses artsyle/work
WHY? I have my own signature style?

>>598585125
"The Beatles are Bigger than Jesus"
"I thought we were the best band in the world"
"I am a genius"
-These are all real quotes by John Lennon, he is literally just like me.

>>598585175
How about "Hyper Intelligent"? That's the scientific way of saying it.

>>598585183
You're a tumblr

>>598585507
>Quasi-Shadow
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAH
I love you already. What a name.
Are you the shadow the king?

>>598585687
>tits, you goon. tits.
Chocolate is useless if it's wrapped up and hanging from a glass window. More so fake chocolate.

>>598585839
lier. You will turn over and snore like a fuckin pig, all dudes do

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The problem is that I think 300 years into the future.

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>>598585884
>he is literally just like me
>comparing yourself to John Lennon
THERE YOU GO AGAIN YOU LITTLE CUNT, FUCK YOU, CHOKE IN YOUR SLEEP

>>598582051
Cunt.

>>598586038
no no, I would like to go for hours with you, and you better take pills as I go in with no rubber

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>>598585330
Only when there is a nerdy goblin in thread, actually.

>>598583379
Sterks give me a second and I'll finish that ref for you.

>>598585871
I did but I'm insatiable, I want more fancy knives than gabe newell wants krispy kreme donuts.

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>>598585839
i'm calling the police

>>598585963
...what

>>598586109
Start believing in reincarnation, then, boy.

Save yourself some time.

>>598585884
Wots wrong boi can't handle the banter? At least tell me, did the dick sucking happen at centretech or Lowry? :^)

>>598586363
Really, that metaphor was too hard? Sorry.
Here, let me put it in layman's terms: tits are boring if they are covered and out of reach. Even more so fake tits.

>>598586363
>police
no no, I will cuff you down
and by the end you will beg for more

>>598585884
I mean copy the scenes from other atrwork and then once confronted, act overly kind to them, and try to act like you didnt know they did it before

>>598586109
>Compares his genious to /b/tards ina drawthread because 'lol im artist too'
>Isnt actually an artist
>Compareing himself to a bunch of people chilling out
>Claims to be a genious on /b/ of all places where it wont matter.
>Doesnt go elsewhere to more intelligent individuals to debate his opinion of genious.


You're pretty sad guy. Pretty sad.

>>598585884
>John Lennon says things that if taken out of context sound like what I say
I must also be John Lennon then

>>598586756
Windows.

Bill gates!
I'M RICH
AAHAHAHAHAHA

Im thinking about joining thread.... but maybe not....

>>598585884

If you were hyper intelligent you would have documentation proving something about it.

Produce it, or your claim is purely madness.

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>>598586811

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>>598586165
I am almost the reincarnation of John Lennon

wouldn't be shocked. at all.

>>598586387
Or I can sculpt the future

>>598586651
I like your thoughts. To be honest. i might try them. But i enjoy this kanye westing.

>>598586756
Nope. You'd have to be more like me to be more like John Lennon.

>>598586720
I am known in Denver, minor minor fame.

I was popular for a bit, but i couldn't find worth band mates, so now i'm a dj.

>>598586895
Don't even talk. You just sound stupid.

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>>598585795
this thing is in my kitchen

I think it was from my grandpa

it cuts meat like butter

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>>598580100
>
>>598586299
oh shush you

>>598586890
It's a really bad time, but the thread needs all the help it can get.

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random bikini

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>>598586577
>implying fake tits
ohohohoho, what kind of woman do you take me for?

>>598586583
i'll tell the cops to add attempted abduction onto the charges you fiend get away

>>598586949
It scare me to know that they let things like you freely roam society.

>>598586949
>Denouncing the need for proof
You are not a genius by default, then.
>Sculpting the fucking future
Not like this you won't.
>Reincarnation of John Lennon
You have GOT to be FUCKING JOKING.

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>>598586949
>Don't even talk. You just sound stupid.
>I am almost the reincarnation of John Lennon
>You'd have to be more like me to be more like John Lennon.
STOP
STOP FUCKING EXISTING
EITHER PUT A LINK TO A LIVESTREAM TO YOUR SUICIDE IN YOUR NEXT POST OF NEVER POST HERE AGAIN

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>>598578931
now tell me how you think this came to me

>>598583369
no... some anons probably do
people save even the most useless of my pics

>>598583525
dunno, an expanded mouth/throat looks pretty weird and i don't know how i would avoid that
i could try putting it in its limit but no actual stretching

>>598586949
>ignoring my post
Wots that boi? Afraid someone from the draw thread knows your autistic self in real life? :^0

>>598587051
random anal

>>598587051
please stop torturing me. I made a plea of celibacy.

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>>598586949

>Take your own advice, dear boy.

You know people here hate you, and you're doing this for attention.

I don't know if you're parents didn't pay attention to you, or perhaps they're rich enough to not give a shit about what you do and any stupid shit you get up to, they always protect you.

>You are a reincarnation of chris chan, Not Lennon.

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>>598587232

>>598586983
Requesting Trinket bludgeoning Jam.

>>598587078
>tell
you are gagged, then how you will do that?
but seriously, would love some naughty times request!

>>598587207
I gave it to you of course. Once it's out I'll be sure to put another right back in where it belongs.

>>598587078
The kind that draws tits. Even if you do have tits, you are just drawing... That's what I meant by fake. I wasn't trying to question your gender, sorry.
Wanna do a request? What are you comfortable with?

>>598586954
cheers, utilitarian but the detailing on the handle is quite nice.

>>598587348
Counter-requesting a happy thing.

>>598585768
damn
true

>>598587463
Yesssssss
more manly abs please!

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>>598587316
HELLO I AM NEW DRAWFAG, HERE IS PICTURE OF SENTIENT UNDERPANTS

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even Geniuses need sleep

>>598587207
Sure can make it slight bulge or xray shot, I suppose you never tried xray shots

>>598587599
I'd rather you see yourself as Kurt Cobain, anyhow.

>>598587207
>no archive

can't sleep. lewd will escape me

>>598587648
Yeah! The Voice of a Generation!

Me!

>>598587648

haha see what u did there

>>598587599

>sleeping
>Cowards run away

How much glitter can you put on a turd you pathetic sub-human piece of shit?

>>598587715
Cock the shotgun, dear, and smile.

>>598587785
>The voice of a generation

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I think my rage broke guys

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>>598585797
Oh...it actually hit him

>>598587909
H-HERESY!!!

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>>598587909
Yeah, something snapped

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>>598587252
random anal

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>>598587648
OOH BURN, ALSO HERE IS PICTURE OF SENTIENT FIRE

>>598587873
Boy you sure didn't know Kurt Cobain in the slightest, huh?

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>>598587924
ay venuz...?

>>598582434
Shit head.

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>>598588047
Oookay Venuz... quit messin around...

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>>598587545
maybe tomorrow

goodnight