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>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't take the bait
>Don't be afraid to try requests or RP
>Hide and Report spam
>Keep reposting to a minimum
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
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Why am i so legendary? It was so easy to be a cult icon in these threads.
I'm just all around better than you all
1. I'm Rich
2. I have frequent sex
3. My dick is HUGE
4. I'm HOT
5. I am Denver's Best Musician.
6. I am a creative Genius
7. I am the most original artist ever been on the threads
8. I created a new genre of shitposter
9. Entity rips me off
10. I have a job and school
11. I have a girlfriend
12. I have a car
How does anyone feel they have the right to even talk to me anymore? You're nothing next to me
0 cents ;)
Why? Who cares if i see them or not?
I save ones i see
What's your deal? You're so jealous of me
I am god next to you. Do not speak to me as if you are on my level of understanding.
>Chris Bishop Brigade
I am my own genre
Ask a drawfag that experiences delusions and hallucinations without the aid of drugs anything
to anon from last thread, youv made my day. thanks for the nice words.
nah i haven't
don't intend to really
i'd love to meet some drawfriends tho or people who i've talked to on skype :^)
fuk u w ur bitch ass north county shit mijo
>tfw san ysidro
>repost bc enticed with the double stream
Can someone draw Nail diapered? Preferably in this sort of scenario, also his diaper being kinda wet?
Can somebody draw this asian girl sucking this dick please, Doesnt have to be realistic. thanks
Ah, yeah, I remember you posting on the group before. I don't have much love for most of the drawfags here, but I don't dislike them either. Most of them at least.
None of them live near, I got the impression they were mostly americans.
nah, i know where he's coming from. its a sad love i think. these threads have potential in all directions, yet to watch them fall apart the way they do. its like half hoping santa shows up even when you 40 and know that's never going to happen.
Where you the one who drew all that spam requests?
none of them live near me at all i don't think
well besides sterks apparently
well it's a holiday weekend, so no one's gonna give me freelance till tues.
also thank got for dual mon setups and tf2
yeah. I mean sometimes they're pretty good, but uh. not tonight.
Well well well... so it looks like you ARE as dumb as you look.
is she cute enough?
>pussy mouth alien
dunno anymore could by another pussy mouth girl?
yea, one of those. yea. just remember that the drinking is ganna suck come later tonight/tomorrow. but i feel ya. i'm about to dash, myself. while im still ahead.
Heh, there you go. I don't really know Sterks so I will not try to encourage or dissuade you, but you should do what you want.
At least that way if it bites you back you have only yourself to blame.
alliums could you draw a followup of this pic ?
like another angle (guy pov would be cool) or another position
i love this, is one of my fantasies
Hey man, today simple requests? today I feel like requesting some forced deepthroats, forced as cock is so big that she have problem fitting it, but with one of my fav girls if you want, maybe Oban girl?
Have you ever had that hallucination where you see ants everywhere and you try to swat them but they crawl on top ya like some sort of evil god is playing with a laser pointer and you are some sort of drunk cat?
Mew reportan in.
Taking some requests, lewd and non-lewd
How is everyone?
uhm, no. thanks for the advice for whatever reason. but nah.
did one of you fuckes summon me?
I KNOW you bitches ain't using the goblinomicon
what r u up to tonight sterks
you saying i should fuck sterks if i want to get my diddle on?
YES AND THEN IT FEELS LIKE YOUR WHOLE BODY IS COVERED AND FILLED WITH STATIC, IT'S THE WORST.
I am saying you should fuck if you want to get your diddle on. Or just, you know, diddle together or whatever.
But you are responsible for choosing who to do it with. And since I don't know Sterks I will refrain from commenting.
You crossed our line, we asked you, I asked you, please don't boast. Please don't do those things.
None of us wants to see you post photos of your girlfriend sucking dick, none of that.
So, I deigned myself to go out of my way to make you want me not to do some thing.
This is how it feels.
And for the record?
Your personal life? You've been BLOGGING about it here.
anon are you sugesting me to take a plastic surgery?
spamming is not between my functions
as for drawing, well...
Eh, why not, Mew would you like to draw one of my favorite girls? maybe Arcana making aheago face because fucked silly
izza metal band
>implying anyone can reach my level of the downs
>no drill is big enough
NO YOU FOOL!
you dont know what powers you wrought!!
im baked. give me requests, if it makes me laugh, i'll draw it.
i think everyone wants their diddle on
but you can't all the time
i'll wait until the time strikes or somethin
never on tumblr anymore
shoot me a request to my skype and we can chat it up on there next time i decide to log on
ur the one with the scruffy furry stuff all over you
ahhh, i just dont drink. im bad at it anyways. i have a tendency to go over board. i cant keep too much X in the house the same reason lol.
Yeah! I never got the static tingling, tho. I had another incident last month and to finish freaking me out I started seeing ants when I was not hallucinating; the actually went into the pot with grilled cheese and my soap hanger!
That was the worse! Not knowing if I was in fucking wonderland. Fucking ants fucking with my head!
:( i'm practicing for when I become famous.
I need to know how to stay on top with negative attention and how it all works.
that's why i come here. it's a test audience. I want to see what grabs attention :(
i haven't posted those pics in forever and i stopped because i realized what i was doing. i'm just trying to figure out how to gather extreme amounts of attention.
i only boast for attention. don't go trying to hurt people who aren't me just because they are close to me. my friends don't deserve to be hurt for things i do :(
>such powerful secretz....
Put on a moth costume and show me your cute face.
Yeah. I think my episode is ending though because I can consciously remember where I am and such.
OK, i'm going to bed.
Captcha was byass. Huh.
That's all true, I am just saying that when the time comes up either you gotta grab it, anxiety and all, or the diddle never happens.
You are right to wait, tho. No need to hurry something so petty.
You know, yourself, that that's a straight up lie. The way you've carried yourself for these past months are coming back to you in a whiplash.
I'm giving you a straight up chance here to reform and stop using us to your means, because I can promise you that when people are finally fed up, it will not be nice.
Your boasting has gone so far that even I, from just glancing, can more or less point out where those photos were taken. Please consider what you're doing.
mubnchies? yea, i know it helps with headaches. those are generally caused by dehidration. same as hangovers from excessive alcohol. again, my solution is not to drink. and headaches, i get those pretty frequently but i hate water. drinking it. its gross.
ur not tricking me into flying into that lamp again
u feel me tho
still lookin for requests
I've hardly been here these past few months.
and nobody fucking cares about me. my hate-popularity peaked over 6 months ago. i've been declining for a long while. I ain't even anyone anymore.
I am just seeing how I can "revive" my hate popularity. I might be able to do that, but I would have to do something completely unlike me.
And what are you giving me a chance to do? Why would anyone really care enough to try to find my house? It would be so easy to be arrested over.
what's wrong with that?
i forgot how "being more successful than others" and bragging about it is supposedly a bad thing.
Hmmm, what does that mean?
I dislike it too. My trick to drink more water is to dilute everything I drink with water. Orange juice, put water on it. Coca cola? Put water on it. It gets old fast, but it keeps you going.
Another thing is improvising beverages: mixing a pinch of lemon juice in a glass of water is good, or dropping the rest of that fruit you ain't gonna finish in it.
>Can't tell if actually trink
BUT FUCK IT.
i'll assume you are the pussymouth requester
did the same chick
doesn't that hurt?
YOU UGLY, DISGUSTING, INSUFFERABLE LITTLE CUNT. IF I EVER SEE YOUR INBRED FACE EVER IN REAL LIFE I WILL BASH IT IN SO FUCKING HARD YOU'LL SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT EMPTY PITIFUL SKULL WHERE A BRAIN WOULD BE
yup, thats my trick, too. waters great for you. water is life. it just sucks.
yes its actually me. and saved super fucking hard twice.
Heh, to me, literally. I got heart problems and too much sodium will fuck me up. Gotta drink a lot of water.
Ironically, pot will lower my pressure to a point which is beyond healthy.
I want to hug you. You make me sound like i've been picking on you
Does it really make you that mad?
Why do you want to hurt another person that bad?
It's not like i steal or hurt people.
>ART COLLEGE FOR MUSIC
are you kidding? i have never taken a music lesson seriously in my life. I am purely self taught. I can't even read music.
Sup, new here. Taking requests, lewd is okay.
Hey Sterks! (Sorry for calling you out as BB)
And yea, be my guest!
I'm glad you like, Trink!
I... Was listening to guns'n'roses the whole fucking time...
I'm just glad I got the colors right, I was going off the bartender image on your DA.
YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE
YOUR HOLIER-THAN-THOU SELF PROCLAMATIONS
YOUR SHITTY GUITAR THRASHING THAT YOU CALL MUSIC
YOUR BEHAVIOR IN THESE THREADS
YOUR PARADING OF YOUR DISGUSTING WHORE OF A 'GIRLFRIEND'
YOUR AUTISTIC DRAWINGS DEPICTING YOUR FANTASY LAND OF UNREMARKABLE SHITTYNESS
YOU ARE A PARASITE IN THIS WORLD THAT SHOULD BE OBLITERATED FROM EXISTENCE
YOUR BRAIN MUST'VE SHRIVELED UP YEARS AGO WHEN YOUR FATHER BEAT YOU BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER WAS DISGRACEFUL ENOUGH TO POP OUT A MUTANT LIKE YOU FROM HER GAPING VAGINA
MAD DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FUCKING DESCRIBE IT
Look at him, look at him and laugh!
Draw Isabelle from ac
Who cares? You people I swear can't think outside of what your parents told you.
I am a tad more innovative than him.
Also my best friend says I remind him a fuck ton of how John Lennon was in documentaries.
I am Chris Bishop. A boy genius.
You sound like those people who hate Kayne West
i died laughing.
SUCH DEGENERACY IS NOT TOLERATED
> mfw I realized I wasnt on the draw fag list @¥@
requesting Ryuko Matoi in an SS Uniform.
I DON'T THINK JOHN LENNON PISSED IN BOTTLES AND DEIGNED HIMSELF THAT OF GOD
I was making fun of you, Autistic child.
You apparently practice but you've literally not improved one bit. Even without "Taking it seriously" there should be some kind of improvement.
So you're either lying to me, or half retarded and can't learn.
>Take your pick.
I know I'm not supposed to talk to autism lad, but I have to ask; did your girlfriend ever find out about you posting pics of her here? And if not, should I send them to her tumblr? :^)
still working. sorry for taking so long.
your ALWAYS Listening to guns and roses.
was trying to make a really surreal scene for my animation and it just turned out so bad and derpy
i've been told that my old hair was vaguely fro-ish
tits, you goon. tits.
I'm the smartest man alive. Once again.
>How about trying to be as nice as possible to people
>kill em with kindness
>steal someone elses artsyle/work
WHY? I have my own signature style?
"The Beatles are Bigger than Jesus"
"I thought we were the best band in the world"
"I am a genius"
-These are all real quotes by John Lennon, he is literally just like me.
How about "Hyper Intelligent"? That's the scientific way of saying it.
You're a tumblr
I love you already. What a name.
Are you the shadow the king?
The problem is that I think 300 years into the future.
>he is literally just like me
>comparing yourself to John Lennon
THERE YOU GO AGAIN YOU LITTLE CUNT, FUCK YOU, CHOKE IN YOUR SLEEP
Only when there is a nerdy goblin in thread, actually.
Sterks give me a second and I'll finish that ref for you.
>Compares his genious to /b/tards ina drawthread because 'lol im artist too'
>Isnt actually an artist
>Compareing himself to a bunch of people chilling out
>Claims to be a genious on /b/ of all places where it wont matter.
>Doesnt go elsewhere to more intelligent individuals to debate his opinion of genious.
You're pretty sad guy. Pretty sad.
I am almost the reincarnation of John Lennon
wouldn't be shocked. at all.
Or I can sculpt the future
I like your thoughts. To be honest. i might try them. But i enjoy this kanye westing.
Nope. You'd have to be more like me to be more like John Lennon.
I am known in Denver, minor minor fame.
I was popular for a bit, but i couldn't find worth band mates, so now i'm a dj.
Don't even talk. You just sound stupid.
this thing is in my kitchen
I think it was from my grandpa
it cuts meat like butter
>implying fake tits
ohohohoho, what kind of woman do you take me for?
i'll tell the cops to add attempted abduction onto the charges you fiend get away
>Denouncing the need for proof
You are not a genius by default, then.
>Sculpting the fucking future
Not like this you won't.
>Reincarnation of John Lennon
You have GOT to be FUCKING JOKING.
>Don't even talk. You just sound stupid.
>I am almost the reincarnation of John Lennon
>You'd have to be more like me to be more like John Lennon.
STOP FUCKING EXISTING
EITHER PUT A LINK TO A LIVESTREAM TO YOUR SUICIDE IN YOUR NEXT POST OF NEVER POST HERE AGAIN
now tell me how you think this came to me
no... some anons probably do
people save even the most useless of my pics
dunno, an expanded mouth/throat looks pretty weird and i don't know how i would avoid that
i could try putting it in its limit but no actual stretching
>Take your own advice, dear boy.
You know people here hate you, and you're doing this for attention.
I don't know if you're parents didn't pay attention to you, or perhaps they're rich enough to not give a shit about what you do and any stupid shit you get up to, they always protect you.
>You are a reincarnation of chris chan, Not Lennon.
The kind that draws tits. Even if you do have tits, you are just drawing... That's what I meant by fake. I wasn't trying to question your gender, sorry.
Wanna do a request? What are you comfortable with?
HELLO I AM NEW DRAWFAG, HERE IS PICTURE OF SENTIENT UNDERPANTS
OOH BURN, ALSO HERE IS PICTURE OF SENTIENT FIRE