Let's find out out where she's buried, /b/! Quads

>>598552217

Quads and GTFO

>>598552217
Check em

>>598552217
Check these

>>598552217
Fuck this

proof nigga

lat

>>598552217
roll

>>598552217
fine.

>>598552217
Show me them cords bruh

roll for latitude

>>598552217
gib cords

>>598552217
Cords now homes

Heads: lat Tails: long

>>598552217
lat

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Check 'em

>>598552217
check em

>>598552217
I cant even these quads

>>598552217
lol pics or gtfo

>>598554210
So close. Reroll

4444 get

qyads

ok

afasfsaf

Who is the person or thing buried?

dubs get
why do you like lying about shit nobody cares about you faggot?

>>598552217
get em while they are hot

>>598554525
Rell

What about these trips faggot?

>>598554616
Roll

666 get

>>598552217
getteronies fagboonies

>>598554687
Rollan

stand back niggers, i got this

>>598554525
This

LE ROLL xDDDDDDXD

Roull

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>>598554500
>>598554599

That's literally negative 1.

>>598554525
Roll

i am a hero

cslknd

å˙≈˙´ˆ≈¢£™π¢•ªºªˆ¢¨¥©ç˜®ç˜™ª£ƒ¢ç†√∫…ˆ¬ç˜“øˆ∑˙窶•£†√∫˜∑µø“π¬ß“¬≤µ∑¬“π¬˚ç∫˙¨•¥ƒ¶¥¨√©¨ª¨˙∫

888

pls b0ss

>>598552217
Is she dead?

>>598554599

there you go

>>598555111
HEH I WIN MOFUCKAS

>>598554525
this

>>598555111
trips

>>598555111
winrar

>>598555111
you gots em

Roll you fuckers

>>598555177
you got moar

>>598555111
>>598555177
woah

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I'll find her

>>598555111
you get double trips so we win right

>>598554525
Roll if quads OP pls turn yourself in on camera live

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>>598555111

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Check em

>>598554934
In England in London

Check 'em faggots

>>598555353
Dubs git

>>598552217
I stood on the bathroom counter, naked, with my back to the mirror, my hands spreading my ass cheeks so far open my anus actually felt strained. My legs held a wide stance, as I peered between them with my head between my knees, staring in awe at the upside-down reflection of my beautiful shit-winker. It was red, wrinkled, and seemingly limitless in depth. A few stray dingleberries were clinging to my long anal-pubes, a result of inadequate wiping. I loosened the grip of my right ass cheek, freeing one hand, then using it to circle the rim of my anus with my index finger in a somewhat tickling fashion. My asshole flexed from the sudden and titillative sensation, involuntary retracting in an almost winking gesture. I giggled, then farted. Expecting to see some kind of cartoon-like green fumes or brown bubble, but instead just watching my little pucker momentarily expand then reseal, returning to it's natural form.
"You're amazing," I whispered.
My wife sat on the nearby toilet, sobbing with her head in her hands. The recent infatuation with my own sphincter was putting a strain on our relationship, one that admittedly wasn't going to be quickly remedied by any form therapy. This was pure love, not just some cheap form of fleeting lust or passing human desire. This was a burning, deep, enchanting devotion from the soul. My asshole was the most beautiful thing I've ever encountered. My wife realized this, and couldn't cope with her recent feelings of worthlessness. Anything we once had was gone - my divine sphincter taking its place.

>>598555111
i pick lat

>>598555111

check those trips.
OP still a lying faggot tho

>>598555350
Lets hope...I wana see this on the news...HI MOM!

Rolling for ethiopians

step 1: get quads
step 2: dig up body
step 3: ??????
step 4: necrophilia

sexts get

lat

sex

>>598555489
yes hello latematt here

Fuck you tags

>>598555555

ayy

Going for trips

SHOW ME THE LAT

LETS SOLVE THIS CASE SCOOBY

>>598555555
GET

GET

If get keep it coming.

If get, OP How did she died?

>>598555555
holy fuck winrar

>>598555555
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>598555555
OH SHIT NIGGER

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>>598555555
Goodbye thread.

>>598555555
get the fuck out of here

>>598555555
We played

>>598552217
>>598555450
"I remember when you used to talk me like that," she sobbed. "Look at me like that."
I slowly inserted my index finger inside of my gorgeous turd canal, moaning as my cock began to stiffen, shit residue staining my penetrating digit. My breathing intensified, as my body clenched with orgasmic delight - a perversion so divine.
"How can you flaunt your mistress in front of me like this, gratify yourself like this? How?" she cried desperately. Her voice cracked as her fading beauty-now meaningless to me-seemed to die a little more. She meant nothing to me. My bewitching brown oval consuming my soul with a desire like no other.
Lusting for just one kiss with my poop-chute, I pulled my finger from my ass, tasting it with sensual delight. The sour, pungent taste of fecal matter brought my cock to a complete and raging hard-on - pulsating with every excited heartbeat. Smacking my lips, I savored the grotesque turd juice, as if sampling a fine wine. The pre-cum now dripping with erotic anticipation from my pounding ramrod.

>>598555555
Check this faggot out.

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>>598555555

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>>598555555

>>598555555


CHECKED

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>>598555466

>>598555555
shit op you got to go dig her up and take photos for that get

GIVE ME YOU NIGGER

>>598555555
Does this mean OP has to go and give a timestamp with the body?

OP who exactly(name and relation) is buried there?

>>598552217
>>598555450
>>598555707
"Hold my ass-cheeks open while I jack off," I ordered my wife. "I want to see my asshole when I cum."
"No! I won't do it!" she screamed in complete distress, the hurt in her voice matching the desperate tears streaming down her face. "This isn't right! It's not fucking right! I'm your wife!"
Ignoring her, I reinserted my index finger up my pooper, while furiously masturbating with my other hand. Angels sang as I began building toward orgasm, moans of enchanting ecstasy echoing off the bathroom walls. My eyes crossed as I screamed with absolute pleasure, I was close, so fucking close.
"Stop it! Stop it!" my wife pleaded.
My strokes became more defined, faster, harder. I cried out in desperation. Almost there...
"Jesus! Fucking stop it! This is our home! Ours!" she cried. "How can you...?"
A tremendous warmth filled me, as my cock spit white gravy in immense, systematic spurts. I continued fingering my asshole, stimulating my prostrate, enhancing the sexual euphoria, as my steaming cock shot thick man juice across the bathroom, clinging in long, mucilaginous strands to the wall. My vision blurred, feeling the full force of the powerful quake. The light faded as I fell into world of unconsciousness, basking in the comfort of my newfound love, and the endless pleasure of an absolute anal infatuation.

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>>598555555

> mfw these digits

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>>598555555

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>>598555555
jesus christ

>>598555555
Here we go

>>598555784
Roll for this question

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>>598555555

>>598555776
pents is timestamp
sexts is dig up and fuck

>>598555973
nigger

Op plz

:)

>>598555555
holy shit, checked

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>>598555973
nigger

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>>598555555
Toasting.

>>598555995
check 'em faggots

>>598555993
About to give up

>>598555610

ayy lmao

>>598556055
Checking.

>>598555973
fucking niggers

>>598555555
posting cause fuck

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>>598555555

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>>598555555
>>598555555


Time to an hero. Peace out faggots, you've been a good friend to me over the years.

>>598555973
Nigger

>>598555973
shut up nigger

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>>598555555
whos the buried bitch?

>>598556055
In what?
It's neither epic nor amazing.
Put your popcorn away, nothing to see here.

>>598552217
get.

>>598556139
stream live

>>598556139
name of ded

>>598556139
stream faggot

>>598555555

ayy lmao

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cmon, story time OP

>>598556139
timestamp with body first pls

>>598556139
someone map this shit so we can send out a search party

>>598556139
NO


STREAM IT FIRST

Someone get some fucking gmaps up in this bitch.

>>598556222
Not even your trips?

>>598556139
Ulley, Sheffield, South Yorkshire S26 3YG, UK

>>598556139
Stream you nigger.

>>598555555
yoooo

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>>598555555

ARE YOU SHITTING ME IT'S IN TEABAG LAND

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>>598555555

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>>598555555

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looks legit burial place

>>598555555
Holy fuck

>>598555555
absolutely
haram
seek salvation from allah or face eternity burning in hell filthy infidel

Roll for what is her name?

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>>598555555

>>598552217
>>598555555
Sexts you turn yourself in you sick fuck

>>598555555
Fake

>>598555555
I came.

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>>598556302
fucking nigger kikes

tits

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>>598556139

>>598555555
checked, good sir. Congrats xoxox

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>>598555555

That's nothin.

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>>598556302

Sure, why not?

Post her name m8

>>598556778
nigger

>>598555555
pfffffffffffffffffff

>>598555555
Makings of the greatest get ever

>>598556139

> feet
> britbong

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8 meters/ 8

>>598556658
Nigger

>>598555973
goddamn nigger

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>>598555555

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>>598555555
>>598555555
>>598555555
>>598555555

>>598556403
>>598556403
>>598556403
>>598556403
guys who lives there

>>598556658
Shut up you dirty fucking nigger

>>598556658
fuckin nigger

>>598556737
somebody get out there stat!

>>598556928
Thanks, Oh master great white man. I am pleased by your comment.

>>598556621
that chick on the left is totally fuckable.

>>598556621
lefty's kinda hot, i'd fuck.
what the fuck is she doing with these fags though?

also, the new admin's been in for about 2 weeks and he's going to have to go to court.

and 4chan'll be frozen again.

way to go fag, why not just report yourself to the cops.

>>598556888

> gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8 meters/8
> those 8 trips
> asdkljasdljkasdasjdk

GOD DAMN

> ITT giganigga btfo

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Here

http://goo gl/maps/6a988

>>598557010
XD >4chane le le

>>598557142
I agree, too bad she hangs out with faggots like the one on the right.

ITT: FBI

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>>598555555

Ayy lmao

>>598557186
Kek

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>>598557239
Another

Looks like it's in the UK. Anyone live near Sheffield, United Kingdom?

>>598557422
Did she died ?

Is anyone going to check this out

>>598557239
123 street. ok.. on my way

Anyone gonna dig up the treasure or not

>>598555555
Holy shit nigga

>>598557568

>>598557535
THIS PLEASE!! LET IT BE TRUE

omg op is throwing a romantic picnic there with me

>>598557339
I'd sniff/lick the shit outta those vinyl pants though...

So is anyone nearby actually going to dig there?

Did anyone else report the thread so we can either get troll OP V& or actually have cops find the body?

>>598557630
i live on alexandra road near there, omw

or should i call the fuzz

>>598557630
If dubs I will dig up the body, fuck it in the neck hole, take a pic with a timestamp, and post it here.

>>598557680
Hi Griffen.

>>598557371
>quints
actually sexts

nigger please

>>598557339
like i give a shit who she hangs out with.

Name

Coordinates are to a forest in England just outside of Sheffield, called "Spring Wood" (lel). Search party?

>>598557788
DO IT FOR THE DUBS YOU ROLLED AND FOR US FAGS

>>598557607

lol your name's griffen

>>598557814
k

>>598557788
Do it for the vine

>>598557757
OP's probably hiding in Spring Wood, ready to rape and pillage any \B\tard who goes there.

Doncaster here, dunno if I should go

>>598557788
you go first
post pics
then call the fuzz dummy

>>598557788
go dig you faggot

if you find a body just leave the site and call in an anonymous tip from a payphone away from security cameras

Someone who lives near there call the cops and tell them you'll meet them there

>>598557788
Go there.

Plot twist.. OP is there and will murder any who go to investigate.

>>598557981
That sounds like a very legit plan

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>>598557788
>mfw dubs
This ride never ends

rolling i suppose

>>598557788
Dont call fuzz.. Its gonna take the media too long to report it. Just go yourself

>>598558099
Now anon really has to
Obey the dubs

>>598558101
With what? Britfags can't get a gun and they need 3 licenses for a butter knife.

>>598558196
go there and we need to keep this thread alive

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>>598557788

>>598557788
check dem triple dubs

>>598558304
this

>>598558320
I'll bump

>>598558304
You mean a "silver dairy spreader"?

>>598558226
>being this dumb

>>598558304
Wrong...lots of bruts have shotguns.

>>598555555
kI dont really have any friends. I sort of do, but they never call me or text me. I would have to initiate, then i wouldnt want to go out anyways. so i dont ever initiate. life's weird sometimes, i used to be happier when i was a kid.

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Check em

>>598558292
Fuck didn't even realise i got dubs.
Obey the dubs anon.

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>>598552217

>>598558523
You mean "lead pellet spray bangbang"?

>>598558588
check'd

fucking shit guys. that park near the forest is where i always used to play as a kid, its called Burgoine. sorry to disappoint but i cant do that shit, i called the police and they said they'd have a look

>>598558581
Wot?

Does anyone else think its weird that OP is from the UK. But he uses feet instead of meters?

Someone screenshot this shit incase op isnt a fag

>>598558581
Are you me?

>>598558588
Checked

>>598558690
kek

>>598558745
are you retarded

>>598557788
updatteeee go

;-;

>>598558745
Good point. Its odd

>>598558581
>tfw

>>598558745
>has never been to Britain, obv

>>598558745
Yes, it's weird. OP confirmed filthy liar.

>>598555555
holy fucking shit

>>598558732
Did you tell them to dig however deep OP said? It might not matter if they bring a cadaver dog.

make new bread!!!

>>598558732
Bullshit cunt

>>598558732
White knight af

>>598558745
Someone already raised that point.
Brits often use a mix of metric and imperial, especially miles.

>>598558928
oh fuck off you're no fun

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>>598558732
fuck off dumbshit

>>598558745
Britcuck here, I measure stuff in feet more often than metres

>>598557788
Lol fuck that go dig it up, pussy. If you actually find a corpse and not just a note that says "niggers tongue my anus" then call the cops. Screenshot this thread or they'll think you killed her.

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>>598555555

>>598557788
You will literally make /b/ history. Please go there.

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>>598555555

>>598558732
come on.

>>598558745
Canada fag here, i use feet for measuring human height, meters for EVERYTHING ELSE

daily reminder, >6'1= manlet... when will you learn?

>>598555555
I think we won

>>598559028
Retard

>>598559028
>no fun
>calling the cops is fun
The fuck?

>>598559075
That's an inconvenient spanner handle.

>>598558239
TRIPLE DUBBLS NIGGER

Keep this shit bumped

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>>598558862
We should be able to fix that

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>>598559123
thiiis

>>598555555
OH FUCKING SHIT

>>598558581
:(

pour a bunch of vitamin c over it

>>598557788
DO IT FAGGOT

>>598559211
>taller than 6 1 makes you a manlet

u wot m8

>>598555555
Shieeeeettt

>>598558363
this

>>598552217
toasting in epic bread

>>598559522
fuck off faggot, you know what i meant.
<6'1
>6'1 makes more sense

>>598552217
Toasting an epic bread

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newfags

wtf haha i live like 5 minutes away from here, leaving now, i'll be there in 30 minutes

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>>598555555

>>598559522
The alligator eats big numbers and shits out small numbers. Observe.
3<5

>>598559606
>>598559707
you niggers arent toasting in shit
go watch king of the hill you weeboos

>>598559606
I bet you don't even have toast you lying piece of shit.

>>598559606
weren't you supposed to leave when summer ended?

/bump

>>598559762
God speed Anon, hope to see u post again

>>598559762
See you on the Abbey Road cam! :-)

>>598559954
>a
tfw the body got noscoped
>>lol

>>598559782
ITT grade 1

>>598559762
>lives 5 minutes away
>be there in 30

>>598559908
I would but I've been here for 8 years.....I'm kind of sad all of the sudden

>>598559762
Fuckin better be cunt.

toasting in epic bread is as faggoty as fags saying they're gonna get a bowl of popcorn.

>>598558745
Moved from the UK to Canada.
My Dad often exclaims how much he hates the metric system and prefers to make all measurements in imperial.

Bump limit incoming

is this bait? lol

>>598559782
>implying every greentext is alligator shit...

>>598560124
hold on, will timestamp my toast in a few minutes

Someone make a new thread!

>>598560140
this, someone make a new thread

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>>598558445
Kek

>>598560057
This

>>598560057
And I am certain you have a spade just ready to go in your car for this exact situation?

>>598560240
Dude

>>598557788
You honestly should dig it up.

There's a very good chance it's not legit. But historically, /b/ has actually solved a murder once before. If it is legit, call the cops and explain to them you wanted to investigate first before bothering them. Then explain how you got the location. Screencap the thread as evidence thereof. It's unlikely you'll be implicated given the existence of this thread, and the fact you have no motive or connection with the victim. If at any point you believe you are under suspicion, request a lawyer immediately.

If you just give them the anonymous tip, there's some chance they'll ignore you. And honestly, the closure a family can get from this is a really big deal. We shouldn't pass on that.

>>598560136
Does he ever exclaim how much he likes thrusting his 3 inches of hard cock up your mom's smelly balloon knot?

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>>598552217
I live kindof close..should I go or are there other anons definately going already

>>598560402
/oo

>>598560339
>>598560315
>>598560140

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Hope somebody has taken screen shots of this.
>Too much of a lazy nigger to do it myself

>>598559211
nice dubs, bad meme

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>>598555555

>>598560385
this

>>598559762
>5 minutes
>30 minutes

are you a fucking retard?

>>598560057

maybe he has to get ready first?

>>598560472
Fly you fool.

>>598560502
I have taken phone screenshots. Nothing much, but yeah

>>598560558
How long do you think it takes to fucking dig faggot?

>>598560472
You could go together

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>>598555555

>>598560563
>>598559762
>leaving now

>>598560402
Can't say he has

Someone make a new fucking thread

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BUMP LIMIT INCOMING..WHAT DO PEOPLE, WHAT DO!

>>598560072
all of the sudden

MAKE A NEW THREAD FAGGOTS

>>598560670
And if they don't find anything they could suck each other off.

Archived this one

>>598560767
MAKE NEW THREAD

>>598560665
top kek, can just picture some faggot /b/tard out there with a shovel at 1:30am digging like a nigger when the cops roll up.
OP:
>d-delivered?
cue curb your enthusiasm music.

Some one needs to make a new thread.

Don't forget a fuckin' shovel fags.

Trips Get

>>598560767
>new bread

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>>598559762
>live 5 minutes away, leaving now, be there in 30 minutes
>leaving now
>five minutes
>eta 30
>anon is a faggot liar

>>598560767
SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD>>598560834
>>598560855
>>598560864

>>598560472
GO YOU FOOL!

Someone make a trap thread.

IM JUST TYPING SHIT SO I CAN RECOGNIZE MY OWN POST WHEN I SEE THE ARCHIVE. MY NAME STARTS WITH A "D".

>>598560949

new bread