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this is the most cringey guy i've ever talked to. more coming up.

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this is the most cringey guy i've ever talked to. more coming up.
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Show us your face. The uglier you are the cringier it becomes
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>>598520425
^^^^^^^^^^
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>>598520425
this all day
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>>598520200
Lets see that cringe
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Being so self-absorbed you use the term "cringe."

My fucking God you're pathetic.
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>>598520869

Huh? That looks like it's exactly what it is. OP isn't being self absorbed.
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OP the only cringe I see is you making a shit thread
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>>598521030
That some part of their personality wasn't possessed by the need to flaunt and mock how some dude is making crappy advances isn't self-absorbed? How high do they fucking think of themselves if they're not willing to be polite and end it from there? Nah, they have to drag it on. You HAVE to wonder what kind of people honestly do this.
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>>598521060
Mfw he is contemplating taking black cawk to tap that chick, fuck man
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>>598521304

Sounds like you're one of the pathetic dudes who does this kind of shit.End it how? Any sane adult would have gotten the message.
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>>598520200
He's cringey? No, I'd argue that you, OP, are cringey as fuck. Making a fake grill account and making le dank meme xDDD when stupid faggots fall for it. Maybe you should try getting a life you fucking worthless cunt.
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>>598520200
Beta fag here

How else would a guy start a conversation? Asking some outrageous risqué question?

I kinda have this problem, I'm that guy saying "Hey"
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>>598521445
Depends on the situation, yeah, and I'm sure you're no different, as with everyone else who posts in these fucking threads or are just desperate for the chance to take their mind off of what sad sacks of shit they are. Say "Sorry, man, not interested" or some other thing a decent human being would say, and if he's not sane, then block him. The fact their leading them on for the sake of other people's entertainment is pathetic.
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>>598521622
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If the chick doesnt reply to you, you just never message them again ass. Move on.
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>>598521622
One problem with simply saying "hey" is there's nothing to go on. Asking 'how are you?' is pretty similar as most people ask these questions as formalities at the start of conversations rather than conversation starters. If you don't actually have a reason to talk to someone then the chances are they don't have a reason to talk to you.

I've learnt this the hard way.
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>>598521622
"how're you doing?"
"How's it going?"
"What's up?"
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>>598521622
say
>ayyyy gurl what's up?
and then when she reply's tell her she's she's wrong cause it's you dick that is up
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don't be so evil, have some empathy you cunt
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>>598522025
Literally none of those work.

>>598522065
Also doesn't work.

>>598521890
Decided to do this, got me nowhere, still crushin' on her.
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okay now roll 1 for what i should say next
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>>598522221
get over her man she doesn't like you back and she never will, just move on
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>>598520869
whats worse is that he/she didnt already block him
nobody cares op
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>>598522403
Give him your address, you have to fuck him if he comes over today.
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>>598522425
Ain't takin' no for an answer..
Then again, she has no idea who I am and I'm 100% sure I'm "attractive" enough for her..

Should just straight up talk to her IRL with confidence..
But then again, League is so much fun, can't give up that life for bitches.
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>>598522631
Winrar!!!
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Say 'im sorry bro, this was cruel. Im actualy a fat no hoping dude who pretends to be girls so i can feel wanted'
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>>598522403
Sorry, I'm actually a gay 56 year old man with a fake account I thought you were pretty cute though and you sound down for some anal sex so do you still wanna fuck?
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My address is 351 Glendale Dr. Apt. 34 be there in 20 minutes or my boyfriend and I will fuck on our own
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>>598522403
you fucking know what you did, send dick pics or I wont meet you. need to make sure you dont have gross dick.
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ask for dick picks
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>>598522631
you have to take no for an answer otherwise you will become a beta/cringe faggot
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Hahahahahah
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>>598522741
winrar
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aaaassssssssskkkkkkk for dick picks
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>>598522816
Looking at this thread gave me a general idea of what I shouldn't do.

I'll make her squirt with my words.
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>>598522786
this
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>>598521822

Nah pal. I don't suck at life. Sorry you're a beta loser. Nobody is being led on here.
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>>598522403
Are you down for this meat in your ass while I suck your cock?

*Insert black dick pic*
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>>598523175
dude you're gonna message a chick who doesn't even know you irl? how autistic can you be
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>>598523209
Went to crap.

(0/2) to continue.
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Show me your genitals. Right now. Or I'll never talk to you again.
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>>598522731
Winner winner
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That dude is totally not a wolf among us.
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tell her "don't ignore me you rancid swine"
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>>598522221
Then you didn't actually move on then, did you?
There has to be a point where you just say; fuck it it's not going to happen.
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>>598521199
This is probably the hardest he's ever contemplated the pros and cons of something.
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send me a pic with your fingers up your ass to prove your willing to take my bf's BBC to get with me.
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>>598524590
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>>598521348
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omg. 7 gets
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>>598524087
True dat.

She didn't even reply... so I didn't say anything for like a month, then decided to try again because maybe she wasn't on for some reason?

Oh well, real life seems to be the way to go..


-------- ACTUALLY
I wound up asking her for feet pics
You want a cringe thread?
Here's some cringeworthy shit I've done.
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>>598524797
this pls
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Glendale. But I also need to see what you're packin'. Send a dick pic.
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>>598525248
FML
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>>598525365
Just got rejected by a tier 9 beta. Fucking loser
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>>598525064
tell him the town
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>>598520200
Look look a guy is finally interested in me! Now's my chance to brag about one weirdo being attracted to me on the internet and feel cool!!!

>yfw
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>>598521080
/thread
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Send me a Dick pic
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lmfao. 7 still gets
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/bread
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tits or gtfo
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>>598525248
>>598525365
wot? I have easily never laughed this hard before. I hope this is real as it is so bad, it is perfect.
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>>598525719
wait before I tell you can you send me some dick pics so I know what you're packing?
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>>598525908
re-roll
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>>598525719
>I'm a fat ugly cunt with no boyfriend. Please come fuck my brains out, as I haven't gotten laid in over 5 years and the last time I fucked someone it was my cousin.
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>>598525719
actually, I've got some pretty dank memes if you wanna come over and have a good lol ;) ayy lmao
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>>598522221
>>598522025
>>598521977
>>598521622


Only use text conversations as a means to organise a real life meeting

Every single thing you talk about in text is a real-life conversation wasted

trust me, i'm a wizard
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>>598526016
reroll
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pyonyang
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>>598526033
roland
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>>598526016
roller blade for this
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Wait... I'll need a dick pic first
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>>598525719
You know what town. Be here in 5 or im going to have the threesome with my neckbearded neighbor. 7 get.. that captchs tho..
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>>598526068

This, seems pretty legit
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>>598526299
He is a wizard, you know..
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Endicott, ny
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>>598525719
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>598526487
winrar
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>>598526472
Fuck off and go back to UE
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>>598526384
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.” - Dumbledore, the finest wizard in all of Tamriel
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>>598525248
Why would you ask her that? Almost every girl is going to get creeped out and say no. Can't you just try to date a girl and then tell her about your foot fetish (a couple of months in)?
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>>598526487
fuck yes this pasta hasn't failed me yet
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but wait i would like to see pictures of your dick babe, can I? send me 2 or 3, and I will show you my sexy bits aswell :3
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>>598522221
maybe not for you...


keep in mind, if a chick finds you attractive or interesting or whatever, you dont have to say the perfect thing. if shes not interested, you can waste all the time in the world dissecting how you will start a conversation and it still wont make a difference. there you go. stop worrying about or over analyzing it. if theres chemistry you wont need to do all the work. hows it going will be enough
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>>598525719
I have to tell you something.. im not a girl.. im a grill..
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>>598525248
Damn son that is some cringey shit, no wonder she isn't replying. You need to just move on, shes a gonner.
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hold on, my boyfriend is making me suck his dick. i'm really into rape stuff. if you raped me it'd be one of my fantasies fulfilled
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>>598526622
I actually don't have a foot fetish..
That twitch link (which is even more cringeworthy) was the link to my stream, in which viewers told me to ask a few girls that question..

I'm the idiot that decided to ask my crush that, even though I knew it wouldn't matter since >>598526739
literally sums it all up.
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>>598525719
If you come over, ill let you michael brown my boyfriend.
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>>598527145
Come to think of it.. The fact that I gave her my twitch link... suicide worthy.
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>>598527528
she never even clicked it bro
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>>598525719
actually i have to run out for a bit, but head on over, make yourself at home, i will fuck you if my boyfriend is fucking you in the ass already when i get in. thats our deal, otherwise its cheating. anyways hes expecting you.
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