ITT Weird ways your parents punished you as kids My dad took

>>598451956
Bampity

My daddy made me put glass in my vagina.

my dad raped me

>>598452443
>>598452358
>>598451956
combo fo all three

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>>598452358
A man after my own heart

>>598451956
My mom threw me down the stairs a few times

>>598452358
Original, faggot

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>>598452358
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>>598451956

>>598451956
a belt
i grew up like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-m7mBSw-5k

I was never punished because I was a good little fella. However, I was scared shitless because they told me that if I fuck up they will sell me as a whore on the gypsy market.

My dad forced me to masturbate to fat women

one time I was crying about something when I was probably 7 and my step dad made me run up and down the street until I stopped crying. it's weird and probably why I am aggressive and feel like I have to exercise when i'm upset about something

my dad used to beat me with a stick

>>598451956
The worst I eve got was a belt. A corde once.

But I had a neighbor who would fill a frying pan with raw beans and make them kneel on it. I guess it had something to do with putting your body weight on the hard odly shaped beans plus that sensitive area between te kneecap and shin. I think they were in a cult or some shit. There was a lot of weird shit.

>>598452884
you mean his dick?

>>598452738
For how much? its an interesting offer

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Spoon full of sambal when i sad a bad word.

>>598452938
How do i join?

Grandma used to take an ice cold damp dish rag to my face when I wouldn't get out of bed for elementary school.

>>598452743
Hey don't disrespect your mother like that

>>598453194
Thats harsh. I feel yout pain anon

>>598451956
my mother would make me go out and search a stick. it wasnt strong enough, she made me go back to search another one.
whe she got her stick that i went searching, and choosing a good size; she would whoop my ass with it

>>598453012
They said "for a bag of potatoes."

Would have to dress as a girl the next day at school

>>598453386
shoop da whoop

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made me stand with arms up on wall for hour to three hours for the tiniest shit

if i squatted like in the middle of the pic she'd hit me or add time

no starcraft, how long depended on what I did

that's probably why I'm so fucked up now

>>598453511
were you hot?

stripped naked, doused in water, and paraded in front of neighbours. basically humiliation.

>>598452738
this right here
"i'll sell you to the gypsies if you don't shut the fuck up"

One time my dad locked me outside wearing just a robe (naked underneath) and I ran a mile through the park to my friends house and planned to run away with her but I had to run back home because she pussied out. Then a neighbor found me crying in a bush naked with only a robe on and gave me clothes

>>598453511
Pics?

>>598453203
Probably all you have to do is go to their weird little church. I went once. I didn't have an entrance, you had to enter the building next to it, which was some sort of office that never seemed to have anyone in it, there was a little passage way in te back that connected them. There was a trail of money from the passage to te pews. I'm like 90% sure there was incest going on in the family.

>>598453743
>Korean parenting

>>598454121
Sounds hot

>>598451956
Grandmother used to cut my hand with her pocket knife then rub salt and vodka all over it. Small healable cuts though. It was still fucked up considering she was in good with coke and meth dealers.

>>598453743
Your Starcraft game is weak

>>598453962
If true, that could have gotten your dad into a lot of trouble.

My mom used to make me masturbate in front of a live audience of thousands

>>598454811
That's what you get.

My mom went full robot and never expressed any feelings toward me, positive or negative. At least your parents cared enough to try.

>>598451956
I never got punished
now i watch MLP and cosplay

>>598455284
Typical abuse survivor logic.

>>598455212
No need to be a pussy about it

>>598455003
I was a travelling act in all the russian nightclubs in vegas my stage name was "boy with penis like bear"

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>>598451956
Do your shits remind you of your dad's shits?

>>598455672
>penis like bear
Hairy, smelly and asleep for a large amount of the year.

>>598455813
I get flashbacks triggered by the smell of raw sewage, rotting flesh, or fat chicks on the subway

>>598451956
My girlfreinds dad was a homicide cop in chicago, when she misbehaved he would describe crimescene pictures to her or show her crime scene photos

bumping for potential

>>598451956
My dad used to beat me with updog.

>>598456447
Lucky bitch

I was never punished. Not even yelled at. I'm sure you can guess how I turned out.

>>598456836
What's updog?

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>>598456836

>>598456836
Shit joke. Your a shit person, kill your self.

>>598453194
Parents never did that to me, because they knew I liked that stuff.

>>598457047
Not much, how about you?

>>598452738
My grandma told me she'd sell me to the injuns. That terrified me because family legend has it that a great uncle was scalped by injuns.

My mom would park by the side of the road open the side of the mini van and demand i jump out into traffic. if i didnt she would rake my skin with her nails.

>>598453407
Did they realize potatoes are $5 for 15 pounds at Safeway?

>>598457209
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just a quick backhand usually.

>>598457139
Do you know the difference between you and me?
I speak three languages, you don't even know English.

>>598451956
My parents would have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

This was doubly weird when they would punish us at the shops for misbehaving

>>598457485
Programming languages dont count

>>598452443
edgy bro

>>598457485
you're mum said I'm better than you

Hit everyday. Basically i was my dads stress release.

Never did it again when i was the same height and looked him in the eye as he was about to strike me again.

My dad put chili powder in my rectum

>>598457546
>procreation

>>598457546
my african parents would have sex with missionaries for recreation

Biggest punishment was going to church, fuck that shit

>>598453743
that's brutal. i feel for u

>>598451956
>punishment
>kids
>'murica

>>598457292
Tbh, I don't know if they meant an actual bag full of potatoes or just the bag.

>>598451956
just yell

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>>598451956
>My dad took the biggest rankest shits and as a punishment he would make us sit in the bathroom while he took a dump. I still have nightmares to this day

Top fucking kek, you dad is a legend

>>598453923
Male or female? That's horrible.

My father once got really pissed off about something (he escalated easily) so he randomly said we'll drive to mcdonalds. He drove me into a forest instead and I was sure he'd kill me that day. He just walked it off instead, apparently. I've had lots of such experiences though

>>598455284
And the cycle continues and you justify it to yourself.

My dad used to beat me with Wii remotes... Thats one way of saying Wii is master race.

>>598457791
In sure they where doing Gods work for the sole purpose of initiation

My dad would force me to kneel down in front of him every night so he could pop zits on my face and back.I had moderate acne and he would flip out if I refused. I hated it. This happened almost nightly between the ages of 13-18.

>>598456836
oh damn>>598456836
>>598456836

>>598458316
Should have let one fester so it'd spurt blood and pus into his face.

>>598457951
once he hid my cats litterbox for a day and locked them in his room with food and water when he found out he skipped school to fuck his girlfreind. walked into his room to see the cat taking the biggest liquid shit on his laptop keyboard

>>598455672
>all the russian nightclubs in vegas
>traveling act
>stage name

you could have had everything.
instead you fucked up your deception with these provably false details.
sucks to be you.
maybe try to be more clever next time.
it was a good start.
but you just didn't think of the imperfections that would reveal the untruthfulness of your premonitions.

>>598458316
>sublimated sexual abuse detected

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Not my parents, but my friend's parents where super southern Christan religious and didn't trust outsiders very well.

Every time I went over to play at his house; And If something went missing or broken, I would get blamed for it and got spanked by a wooden spoon...even if I had nothing to do with it. It really didn't hurt compared to my mom's spankings, but I thought it was weird that they didn't trust anyone.

I kek'd a little, when I heard that his dad shot himself in the head four hears ago.

>punishing kids physically or mentay cause you're offended and subtly brainwashing them to do the same to their kids
>calling yourself a civilized human being

Well my dad used to tell my mum to do something about me. Not much was done.

>>598458316
Did it give him an erection

>>598456056
>fat chicks on the subway
I got a weak ass kek threshold

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ITT we discover why /b/ is full of dysfunctional men-children

>>598458856
Years or hours?

Native American tribes were right to be horrified by European treatment of kids.

>>598459169
*years
Autocorrect

>>598458964
what's your stori mister?

>>598457485
Fagotry doesn't count as a language

dragged me by the ear down flights of stairs, threw me on occasion

>>598458754
Im sorry master please forgive my transgressions

grab my hair and Knee me in the face,chase me with a steak knife (multiple times), kick me out of the house for days when I was 12, threaten to give me up for adoption countless times. I'm surprised I'm not a more angry person than I am

>>598457485
French doesn't count as a language

>>598459308
I got shouted at and locked in my bedroom.

ya see my parents loved me and I wasn't a mistake that ruined their lives

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I don't recall it ever happening but it must have, I see anyone hitting their child in public I get extremely angry, I usually walk up and start to scream at them with no warning, I've had to flee a bus or two and have been removed from places by security once or twice too. I think the worst one was I ran into a mother repeatedly slapping their son and I started beating her up. She didn't see me because I came from behind, only that kid knows what I look like. Anyway I dunno why I get like this but it's probably something I'm blocking out. Pic is about how reasonable I probably look when this shit happens. Thankfully it's not a very common sight these days.

>>598457681
I raised my hand to hit my stepdad when he tried to take my books

But then I took an arrow to the knee

>>598459477
did you try not being a faggot? that might have helped

>>598453923
That's sexual and emotional abuse. If the statute of limitations hasn't run out, report them immediately for being such sick fucks.

>>598457546
>sex for recreation
Isn't that why we all do it?

>>598457834
>fedora tipping intensifies

>>598451956
if i refused to do homework my mom would duct tape me to the chair and duct tape a pencil to my hand

>>598457834
Priest siding use lube?

My mom used to spank me with a fly swatter

>>598451956
It wasn't punishment, but my dad would give me Indian rug burns, curl my fingers up and pinch an pull on them, hit me so hard with a pillow that I couldn't see straight just to make me cry so he could laugh at me.

>>598458264
Are you 12?

>>598459814
>denial intensifies

>>598459669
obviously you dont live near a black neighborhood ive seen niggers beat their children with just about anything. usually i just giggle and grab some popcorn and a chair

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>>598458695

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>>598455284
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>>598458875
I was punished physically. Mainly by my father. And it was for the most stupid shit ever. Like, the things I did holy shit. And guess what I never did them again because I knew I'd get spanked again. It wasn't even a hard spanking, just enough to soften up my ass and leave it a bit sore for half an hour.

But he worked long days and couldn't always be home. My mother physically abused me. And drank. And abused. Drank more and abused psychologically. For no reason at all. It just left me scarred and emotionally dysfunctional.

My father's spankings, a form of PUNISHMENT, taught me to not do stupid shit and respect people and their things.

My mother's beatings, a form of ABUSE, broke me permanently.

There's a clear fucking difference what's punishment and what's abuse. The first one doesn't leave scars, physical or mental, bruises and fuck up your social ability for life.

I really hope I just got b8d and those comments weren't serious. I really do.

>>598452861
freud approves

>>598458856
Four score and 7 hear hears ago

>>598458695
meant to say my brothers room.

>>598455284
Wow, never heard that before, hope you get better

>>598451956
My mom would make me wear the same clothes for however long I was grounded for, except for underwear and if I was grounded for more than a week, I'd get a change of clothes once a week. The point was to embarrass me in front of all my friends at school by making me smell bad

>>598459592
>sensible punishment
Why are you a dysfunctional manchild then?

>>598458838

Very obviously this. Your dad wanted to fuck you. Enjoy the rest of your life burdened with that knowledge.

>>598459814
> implying anyone who hated church as a kid is a neckbeard fedora.

>>598459977
Your dad was a real fuck anus.

>>598460520
more by choice than anything, besides I'm usually a lurker not a poaster

>>598460758
>fuck anus
kek'd

>>598460605
>denial intensifies
How euphoric are you in this moment?

>>598460605
I hated church and I'm as alpha as they come

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>>598459977
>>598460758

Would make take a shower or hose me down and make me stand in front of the living room window with one of those big box fans blowing right to my back. Jokes on them that one spot on the carpet eventually got fucking mildew. Dumb faggots.

>>598460273
Yep, post abuse rationalisation

>>598451956

A rubber skipping rope instead of a belt for special occasions. He didn't expect his son to have Asperger.

>>598460273
Good news, anon! The hook sticking from your cheek means you took the b8!

>>598461131
Was it more or less effective than a belt?

>>598461131
An unwound metal coathanger

>>598460273
Growing up, I lived with my grandmother. Not hit a single time by her. Not one beating. Uhh I fucked up, she was evolved enough to talk about it and probably ground me. My brothers lived with my mom. They fucked up a lot. The got disciplined a lot. They're both in prison. I work in a hospital and don't even have a parking ticket.

Just offering up more evidence.

>>598461093
wow... i guess they really got what was coming to them

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>>598451956
My mom for her own trollish enjoyment whenever I acted up. Always did fucked up shit to me. Like once when I was 8, She knew I was afraid of Clowns cause of Stephen King's IT I had watched. I was in my bed sleep and she woke me up with a damn clown mask on her face and I screamed like a bitch.

Another time was when I was acting up over not being able to go outside and she tied me up with the belts and tape and watched me hop around the house crying in my underwear as a punishment.

These situations has scared me for life. But I learned to never fuck with my mom. She was my biggest troll as a kid.

>>598453235
Thats a good grandmother.

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>>598461273

>>598461493

yeah well small victories

>>598460967
So euphoric I came on your mom.

>>598455284
correlation is not a causation, faggot.

Slam my fingers in doors, or windows. Once locked my thumb in a child locked car door for a half hour car ride.

>>598461619
0/10

>>598461517
That belt and tape one is fucking sick.

>>598461393
How much damage could that even do? Bend gently on impact?

>>598461558
>posts cancerous pic to point out cancerous post

>>598461093
Are you male or female? Did they strip you?

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>>598454129

>>598461949

female and yes

>>598461831
You ever swung an unwound metal hanger? Think a really thin fucking switch that won't break dipshit

>>598462014
Fuck that's sexual abuse.

My mom would lub her index finger and put in in my butt scared for life

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>>598456218
I've waited so god damn long to use this

>>598461122
oh man atleast this is b8

>>598461831
Ever seen a really wound-up steel cable snap? That shit can cut a person in half. Or piano strings.

It's sort of like that except on a more gentle level. Don't try it, it hurts like hell because the pressure of impact is applied to a small radius

>>598462194
did you finish at least?

Old school father used a belt. Been hit a couple times to and slapped. I honestly think it was faur though i hadnt developed the thought processes needed to understand a lot but i needed to know it was wrong.

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>>598451956

I feel sorry for this faggot's dad.

My mom use to make us clean the house. But like this was during summer vacation. So it was like she would go off to work in the morning, scream her "IF THIS HOUSE ISNT CLEAN WHEN I GET HOME YOU'RE GONNA GET IT" to me and my sister.
>mfw it was a way to have a clean house and avoid paying a babysitter all summer.
well played mom

>>598462319
I cryed I was a kid dumb ass

>>598460164
Duh, who doesn't love seeing that?

Would physical punishment achieve anything other than teaching a child not to do very specific things?

>>598462143
But nothing sexual happened

>>598462194
Are you a dog?

>>598462194
This is a punishment thread

>>598462143

Yeah probably they were assholes though my mom suffered from a nervous breakdown after I was born and she never really recovered and my dad why just an asshole in a lot of ways. Haven't said a word to either of them in like four years.

>>598461393
yeah, that's worse.

>>598453000
Nice trips.

>>598461558

is that robbie rotten?

>>598462319
Kek'd so hard i choked on my sandwich and puked. thanks anon

annoy comments like "why didn't you finish that job?" "when are you going to finish it?" (when it was already done above anyone's reasonable standards.

would get made when id ask a question abut how something should be done with the examplanation it should have been obvious (it never really was, not to just a kid)

loud yelling, door slamming, mean looks.

always for no real mistakes.
it really kept me on edge. I'm still on edge actually. I am totally surprised when I do a job or work on somthing and someone doesn't get upset over it.

Punishment taught me, might makes right. Now I hit them when they do something wrong since I'm big and strong and they are old and feeble.

>>598451956
>Father never laid a hand on me

>Mother would pinch my penis really hard as punishment. Couple of times it bled.

She died years ago - Wish I could ask her WTF her problem was. I'm a parent now and would never do that shit.

>>598459714
I never thought of that. Thanks for the tip

>>598451956
lol my grandpa used to punish me similarily.
made me stand in front of the toilet for hours straight.
without sitting or lying.
he went to take a piss ever 30min. or so and took the craziest dumps.
never forget

>>598463011
i always imagine kids who were beat, go on to beat their elderly parents and smugly suggest that this is what you taught me to do with people who couldn't figure things out and can't fight back.

does this justice happen?

>>598456836
Updog? What's that?

>>598459477
Why didn't you go for an adoption. At least Foster parents have to pass a test

>>598452738
THIS!

Holy fucking shit! My mother would threaten "If you don't be good I'll sell you to the Gypsies!"

THATS A THING?! Jesus Christ...

When I was a kid I got used to beatings to the point that they didn't phase me anymore so my dad would beat my mom when he was pissed at me because he knew that would still get to me.

Then one day he collapsed from a heart attack and begged me to call 911. I just watched him die. We didn't even give him a funeral, which in hindsight is a shame because I now I don't know where he's buried and I'd really like to piss on his grave.

>>598463011
are you ben stiller?

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>>598460164

Pretty mixed but I notice what comes out of my mouth sounds a lot like I'm talking to a black woman even if it isn't. It's like "DOES HE EVEN KNOW THE FATHER YOU LITTLE WHORE? HUH? HUH?" and stuff like that, it just goes on and on with accusations of drug use and molestation. I don't understand it because my parents are nice hippies who told me why I shouldn't do things, like how close we were to being too poor to have our house, my own conscience and fears made me a very well-behaved kid. All I can recall is my mother would occasionally slap me if I was being unbearable and I didn't really mind it that much, she always got upset with herself for doing it too. They did drink a lot but they always seemed happy, only thing they ever did wrong was leave me alone too much.

I wish I could remember what this is actually caused by, I must have seen something terrible when I was little because the anger is not at all reasonable. I can't carry anything besides pepper spray because my hand goes straight for it.

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ITT: Responsible parents who spank their children.

Pic related.

My father pulled my ears when I did something wrong. Because of that my ears were longer than others and I was bullied for that in school

>>598463781
Spanking TOWARDS the wood splinters? That's an accident waiting to happen

>>598461420
Why can't we just agree that different punishments work for different people? Spanking is one thing but beating the fuck out of a child is abuse

>>598463510

>Then one day he collapsed from a heart attack and begged me to call 911. I just watched him die.

was this moment satisfiying or were u conflicted

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>>598463074

knew it would really hurt would be the simplest explanation.. or she had a problem with penises/males and took it out on you.

Back in the days of tape decks, I would have to listen to the Alphabet for hours. Beatings were regular, sometimes right off the school bus pants pulled down and everything. Groundings for weeks at a time, all I could do was read. My friends say it's no wonder I am the way I am. Not that bad tho.

>>598454798
Yeah, but the neighbor never reported it. Also he was a drug addict anyway and abandoned us when I was in 9th grade

Lost my virginity to my stepdad, and no it wasn't hot or sexy before you crazy faggots ask, it was fucking horrible and terrifying and I thought he had did something to me inside because it hurt and bled a fuck-ton so afterwards I thought I was literally going to die. Fun times.

>>598451956
I would have to take a tablespoon of hotsauce

One time my mother was making me drink a spoon full of hot sauce but she bumped her elbow and accidentally flung it into my eye. I cried for an hour. When I was better she still made me drink another spoonfull. WTF?

>>598463781
Is that roberto benigni

>>598463294

It's way better than that. They sell them off to "nursing homes" that are really a front for brothels that cater to perverts who like 'em old. They spend their twilight years getting dicked every day and kept alive with table scraps and dishwater.

>>598464261
That sounds sexy enough to me?

>>598464261

r u a grill? how did it go down did he rape u?

>>598464275
Kek'd

>>598464261
Do you have a hard time holding in your poops now

>>598464043

One of the most satisfying moments of my life. I met his eyes and made sure the last thing he ever saw was my shit-eating grin.

>>598464566
It was consensual sexy blood drenched incest sex

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>>598464261

was it hot and sexy?

When I would fuck up my parents would take all of my clothes out of my room while I was at school and make me wear the exact same outfit for two weeks.

They outsourced their punishment to my classmates who would denigrate and insult me by day 4 for being the faggot who never changed his clothes.

It was genius, really. They internalized my suffering so there were no messy bruises which would arouse the spectre of child services.

>>598464785
>stepdad
>incest
Seems reasonable

>>598451956
My grandma threatened me with a gun. Put it on my chest.

>>598464566

Yes I'm female, and no it was not consensual.

Oh also if I had skid marks in my underwear, I had to go out in the back yard and scrub them out. I was around 8