Attention all SCP personnel. Designation SCP 106 has breached containment and is now wandering through the facility. Re-containment must be established.
Singles - D Class personnel
Dubs - Security personnel
Trips - Security Team lead
Quads - Site Director
All Singles must follow orders from Dubs.
All Dubs must follow orders from Trips.
Everyone must follow orders from Quads.
Every fifteen posts Radical Larry will make a move to escape or kill someone.
SCP 106 has become active early due to low response from Foundation personnel. He has killed the following D Class personnel.
My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
Dubs, hell yeah! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
All singles, fire on anything that looks like a little bitch!
Oh...his ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
Following the orders of Security Team Lead SCP 106 has killed more D-Class personnel.
Current survivor is the only other member of the Security Dubs team.
I am back! If it bleeds, I CAN kill it!
Now this guy... He gets it! My boot, his face- perfect couple!
All former D-Class personnel have been killed. Dubs security personnel Duke has been promoted to Security Team Lead. >>598426555
Former Security Team lead has been killed by an unknown SCP. No response from 05 Command.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little D-Class? I'll have you know, I graduated at the top of my class in the SCP Foundation. I have been involved in numerous raids on the Serpent's Hand, and I have over 300 confirmed skips. I am trained in dealing with Keter SCP's, and I'm the top researcher at Site 19. You are nothing to me but another Safe Class Item. I will Secure and Contain you wih precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking Special Containment Procedues. You think you can get away with being an SCP over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the O5's, and your Operational Information is being gathered right now. So, you better prepare for the containment breach, loser. The containment breach that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call an SCP. I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare SCP-072's. Not only am I extensively trained in dealing with Keter SCP's, but I have access to the entire Foundation arsenal of Mobile Task Forces, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable SCP off of this planet. Maybe if you had known what containment protocols your SCP-ness was going to cause, you would have held your fucking SCP-1139. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're going to pay the fucking price. I will perform research all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, SCP.
>In the event of a breach event by SCP-106, a human within the 10-25 years of age bracket will be prepped for recall, with the compromised containment cell being replaced and restored for use. When the cell is ready, the lure subject will be injured, preferably via the breakage of a long bone, such as the femur, or the severing of a major tendon, such as the Achilles Tendon. Lure subject will then be placed in the prepped cell, and the sound emitted by said subject will be transmitted over the site public address system.
Who wants to volunteer?
I volunteer for the same plan, he cant get us both at the same time.
I am ready to perform my duty!
Beat the shit out of >>598427894 and put him in the cell with a belt of grenades.
Well, we gotta lure him somehow, gotta a better plan?
Following orders from Security Team Lead Duke, >>598427894 has been armed with a belt of grenades and had his leg broken while in the containment facility. SCP 106 is wandering inside the containment cell.
Take your grenades. If you see shit face, send him to hell, if you see him when you get there, remind him Duke sent him..
Maybe we can even use some C4 on a remote
I say that nice Latino boy from the Cafe wants too.
Now one of you close the cell or look like pretty boy over here!
Anyone with a working knowledge of 106 would know he can move through walls, have you not been paying attention?
He also seems to enjoy harassing his prey and only takes them once they have had their mobility comprimised, so Duke should just kick out one of your knees or bust your ankle.
You would still be mostly functional and it would be enough to lure him in.
Everyone is to distract Larry while I try escaping alive. Releasing all other SCP as a means is acceptable and encouraged.
Can we get an assault team going?
I'm thinking some High Power .45's...
claymore, C4, Flash Grenades (he hates light)
we can probably rape him with a group attack
>Note: Continued research and observation have shown that, when faced with highly complex/random assemblies of structures, SCP-106 can be “confused”, showing a marked delay on entry and exit from said structure. SCP-106 has also shown an aversion to direct, sudden light. This is not manifested in any form of physical damage, but a rapid exit in to the “pocket dimension” generated on solid surfaces.
what about this?
Sit down and shut up, Larry rots in hell.
>SCP-106 is to be contained in a sealed container, comprised of lead-lined steel. The container will be sealed within forty layers of identical material, each layer separated by no less than 36cm of empty space. Support struts between layers are to be randomly spaced. Container is to remain suspended no less than 60cm from any surface by ELO-IID electromagnetic supports.
Secondary containment area is to be comprised of sixteen spherical “cells”, each filled with various fluids and a random assembly of surfaces and supports. Secondary containment is to be fitted with light systems, capable of flooding the entire assembly with no less than 80,000 lumens of light instantly with no direct human involvement. Both containment areas are to remain under 24 hour surveillance.
That's the cell we got, now that he's in, close the damn door and read him a bed time story, how about, "How Duke kicked your ass"?
Send SCP-682 after SCP-106
D Class assigned to lure 106 has been slain inside the containment cell. He is currently being decayed by 106's anomalous properties. SCP 106 is preparing to leave the cell one complete physical decay of D Class volunteer is complete. Still no response from 05 Command.
We already got him in the cage, then we light him up. Besides, we still got Larry to play with!
At least some of my boys are working.
Good work, boys.
Looks like we got 10sex, I mean, 6 tucked in. Now who the fuck if Larry?
Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.
SCP 106 has been successfully contained before fully breaching security and escaping into the open world. While it took the lives of many D Class and security team members the leadership of Team Lead Duke and his loyal followers insured the containment of SCP 106. Good Job everyone.
- Site Director
Ash! You son of a bitch, long time no see.
Thank you site director, now about my proposal to combine SCP-2258-j with blue whales using SCP-914 and (redacted) to utilize them as a form of living mine to stop whaling and for maritime defense.
Terminate all Staff claiming higher ranks, and 598431370.
I vote for high impact sexual violence.
Too long, Duke.
The sacrifice of D Class personnel is not relevant to foundation interests. The Foundation would like to remind all personnel that D Class are convicted criminals and would at some point be expended in a fashion similar to how 106 was contained.