Attention all SCP personnel. Designation SCP 106 has breache

Ask M00t

Are there no foundation personnel available?!

All personnel refer to Protocol ██ -███ -█. Request immediate transfer of Human subject 10-25 years of age to prepped and replaced cell

>>598423112
Request granted. - D Class personnel in route to containment bay. How a D Class got a hold of security protocol is beyond me.

Release all SCPs. Immediately.

>>598423465
Request denied. D Class personnel with designation 598423465 is to be terminated on sight.

Thank you, op.

FUCK THEM ALL IN THE ASS

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SCP 106 has become active early due to low response from Foundation personnel. He has killed the following D Class personnel.
>>598423465
>>598423708

The gays are out in numbers I see.

>>598424172
Do you prefer cut or uncut when you're sucking cock?

what are quints? an O-5 member?

Oh shit!

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My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

>>598422388
Call in the task force to kill anything that moves.

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>>598424600
Dubs, hell yeah! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.

>>598424512

Quints will be Epsilon 11 Nine Tailed Fox. They may authorize an end to the campaign by activating the on site nuclear bomb.

>>598422388
We must mate with the SCP

>>598424600
First authorized Security Personnel. You may direct D Class sing's to do help with containment of 106.

>>598424999
Well, then

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>>598424999

You have your orders dubs and sings.

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>>598424172
All singles, fire on anything that looks like a little bitch!

>>598424999
shall we use lube?

Release SCP-682

tell everyone what the real SCP-001 is

Quints is OVERWATCH-12.

Rolling for D-Class

>>598425334
SCP-106 likes it rough

go into 079's cell and delete system 32

post pics of 096 on the internet

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>>598424999
Oh...his ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.

COMMENCE GAY SCAT ANAL ORGY

stick your dick into 914

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>>598424999
Following the orders of Security Team Lead SCP 106 has killed more D-Class personnel.

>>598425113
>>598425334
>>598425372
>>598425401
>>598425407
>>598425432
>>598425521

Current survivor is the only other member of the Security Dubs team.

Fuck were all dead get the fuck out

call 076 a faggot

>>598422388
call me mr Quads

>>598425890
call him mr faggot

REPORTING FOR DUTY

Mobile get

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I am back! If it bleeds, I CAN kill it!

flood the atmosphere with 008

similar reading quality as in twilight fan-fiction

I'm gonna rek this kid, someone get an electromagnetic trap in place

>>598426188
Must have 05 Authority for that, Security Team.

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LETS FUCK SHIT UP

find out how 106 reacts to porn

GIGA NIGGA UP IN THIS MOTHER BIATCH

Use old SCP-001 Factory as hosting site for breeding between SCP and humans ad infinitum

Heil Quads

>>598422388
i LOVE cocks

We must kill thy selves children

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>>598426294
Now this guy... He gets it! My boot, his face- perfect couple!

I wank to SCP people

MATE WITH SCP AGAIN, THIS TIME WEARING FULL BODY ARMOR COMPOSED OF PLASTIC

>>598426555
nice trips

i see it now

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All former D-Class personnel have been killed. Dubs security personnel Duke has been promoted to Security Team Lead. >>598426555

Former Security Team lead has been killed by an unknown SCP. No response from 05 Command.

>>598426961
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little D-Class? I'll have you know, I graduated at the top of my class in the SCP Foundation. I have been involved in numerous raids on the Serpent's Hand, and I have over 300 confirmed skips. I am trained in dealing with Keter SCP's, and I'm the top researcher at Site 19. You are nothing to me but another Safe Class Item. I will Secure and Contain you wih precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking Special Containment Procedues. You think you can get away with being an SCP over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the O5's, and your Operational Information is being gathered right now. So, you better prepare for the containment breach, loser. The containment breach that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call an SCP. I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare SCP-072's. Not only am I extensively trained in dealing with Keter SCP's, but I have access to the entire Foundation arsenal of Mobile Task Forces, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable SCP off of this planet. Maybe if you had known what containment protocols your SCP-ness was going to cause, you would have held your fucking SCP-1139. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're going to pay the fucking price. I will perform research all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, SCP.

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>>598426690
>In the event of a breach event by SCP-106, a human within the 10-25 years of age bracket will be prepped for recall, with the compromised containment cell being replaced and restored for use. When the cell is ready, the lure subject will be injured, preferably via the breakage of a long bone, such as the femur, or the severing of a major tendon, such as the Achilles Tendon. Lure subject will then be placed in the prepped cell, and the sound emitted by said subject will be transmitted over the site public address system.

Who wants to volunteer?

>>598426961
send in Z Fighter force

reporting m8

>>598427313
I volunteer, but i want a belt of grenades.

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>>598427313
Me! Call me Pooh.

>>598422388
lets get something going

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>>598427313
>>598427875
I volunteer for the same plan, he cant get us both at the same time.

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>>598427894
Sorry son, >>598427875 volunteered first.

>>598427313
your mum

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>>598428144
I am ready to perform my duty!

take a shit and eat it

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>>598427875
>>598428140
Beat the shit out of >>598427894 and put him in the cell with a belt of grenades.

>>598428411
no don't

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>>598427313
i will volunteer

>>598428411
I say there should be a mutiny

>>598428355
yummy

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>>598428568
Well, we gotta lure him somehow, gotta a better plan?

>>598428411
Sir, I have to say I will not. I am against any loss of life, which is why i volunteered myself! I accept full responsibility. Now, please give me my grenades.

>>598428623
I say that we release 079

>>598428668
put me in the cell and close it after he is in

>>598428668
we should lure him with pizza.

>>598428668
get him super high, break his leg, and have him chase himself in circles until he passes out. Then, we piss on him and burn his body

Guys why don't we just leave the facility and wait for him to get bored?

Release all Keter class SCPs from containment.
Use of Euclid class SCPs authorized.

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>>598428411
Following orders from Security Team Lead Duke, >>598427894 has been armed with a belt of grenades and had his leg broken while in the containment facility. SCP 106 is wandering inside the containment cell.

>>598428889
OH COME THE FUCK ON I ALMOST HAD QUADS

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>>598428704
Take your grenades. If you see shit face, send him to hell, if you see him when you get there, remind him Duke sent him..

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>>598428411
Done.
Maybe we can even use some C4 on a remote

>>598428889
reroll

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>>598427313
I say that nice Latino boy from the Cafe wants too.

>>598422388
Site director is here

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>>598428944
Now one of you close the cell or look like pretty boy over here!

It's time to chew ass!

>>598429223
keep cell open, kick 106 in the dick when he arrives

>>598428844
Anyone with a working knowledge of 106 would know he can move through walls, have you not been paying attention?

He also seems to enjoy harassing his prey and only takes them once they have had their mobility comprimised, so Duke should just kick out one of your knees or bust your ankle.

You would still be mostly functional and it would be enough to lure him in.

>>598428986
YES SIR!

cause a ZK reality failure event.

>>598429348
I will now sever my Achilles Tendon and wail over the speakers.
God bless us all.

CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR

>>598429552
suck 106's dick

>>598429305
No that door will be closed, 106 is not to be under-estimated.

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>>598429550
You'll be dancing with bitches soon, son.

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>>598422388
Everyone is to distract Larry while I try escaping alive. Releasing all other SCP as a means is acceptable and encouraged.

>>598429661
open the door
kick 076 to the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>598429305
Basically this.
Can we get an assault team going?
I'm thinking some High Power .45's...
claymore, C4, Flash Grenades (he hates light)
we can probably rape him with a group attack

>>598429344
>Note: Continued research and observation have shown that, when faced with highly complex/random assemblies of structures, SCP-106 can be “confused”, showing a marked delay on entry and exit from said structure. SCP-106 has also shown an aversion to direct, sudden light. This is not manifested in any form of physical damage, but a rapid exit in to the “pocket dimension” generated on solid surfaces.

what about this?

Security get

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>>598429696
Sit down and shut up, Larry rots in hell.

>>598429787
tell everyone what the real SCP-001 is

>>598422388
wwdwwwd

>>598429887
I am fucking cursed in this thread. I got 8887, and now 887.

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>>598429887
pls

Loud-speakers on. Playback area: Entire facility.
Audio location, SCP cell 106
Soldier CSB is the bait.


"AAarAAghHArhAAHr"

SCP 106 detected.

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What do I get???

>>598430005
give him a handshake

>>598430073
give him a dickshake

>>598429866
>>598429787
Yo, duke, i thought you'd be drooling over this.

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>>598429790
>SCP-106 is to be contained in a sealed container, comprised of lead-lined steel. The container will be sealed within forty layers of identical material, each layer separated by no less than 36cm of empty space. Support struts between layers are to be randomly spaced. Container is to remain suspended no less than 60cm from any surface by ELO-IID electromagnetic supports.

Secondary containment area is to be comprised of sixteen spherical “cells”, each filled with various fluids and a random assembly of surfaces and supports. Secondary containment is to be fitted with light systems, capable of flooding the entire assembly with no less than 80,000 lumens of light instantly with no direct human involvement. Both containment areas are to remain under 24 hour surveillance.

That's the cell we got, now that he's in, close the damn door and read him a bed time story, how about, "How Duke kicked your ass"?

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>>598429661
Send SCP-682 after SCP-106
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682

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D Class assigned to lure 106 has been slain inside the containment cell. He is currently being decayed by 106's anomalous properties. SCP 106 is preparing to leave the cell one complete physical decay of D Class volunteer is complete. Still no response from 05 Command.

>>598430190
call 106 a nigger

>>598430213
No, 682 shall remain submurged in HCl.

106 IS IN THE CONTAINMENT AREA! CLOSING BULKHEAD! PREPARE TO SEAL OUTER DEFENSES!

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>>598430190
We already got him in the cage, then we light him up. Besides, we still got Larry to play with!

>>598430328
Activate electricity thingies, keep that bastard inside the cell.

find out what 447-1 does to dead bodies

>>598429790
What if we lead him into a fun house mirror type structure? Like a cube that spins in a another cube. infinite mirrors?

All class D personnel is required to post their genitals.

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>>598430328
>>598430423
At least some of my boys are working.

>>598430496
I mean 447-2

>>598422388
fucking quads get

>>598430522
No

>>598430318
But operation Double Nigger could easily rid us of both, as 682 gets trapped in 106's pocket dimension, and 106 is inevitably eaten.

>>598430574

Intercom message received from inside the cell. Playing.
"Re..mem..ber...my name.
Cull..en Shaw Bea...tty
Su.ck a d...ick 106."

Only site director, Epsilon 11 personnel and Security details have access to close the cell door via electrical lock component. It's up to Duke right now.

>>598430574
Bulk head closed, sir! Sealed for night-night in a special cell. Electromagnetic equipment functioning.

Reporting for duty.

Where the fuck are the labtechs? Just like them to fucking scurry when shit hits the fan.

>>598430720
piss all over the electromagnetic stuff

I am the system administrator. My voice is my passport. Verify me.

>>598422492
roawlin

>>598430720
Prepare additional outer defenses. More layers of the plastic-steel hybrid. Then lower him into a pit.

>>598430814
D-Class is impersonating the Admin, kill him on sight

SD reporting. Everyone is ordered to stand still and do nothing.

>>598430870
put some dildos and other playthings in there, so he doesn't get bored

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>>598430728
Good work, boys.
Looks like we got 10sex, I mean, 6 tucked in. Now who the fuck if Larry?

>>598430742
We're chilling with the Puffer Kittens.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2558-j

>>598430814
Sneakers.

Everyone, kill yourself.

>>598431048
Eveyone, kill 598431048

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>>598430940
>>598430814
Fakes targeted.

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>>598430814
Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

>>598431155
Researcher Dubs D. Doubles, what shall we do? Do we terminate them?

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SCP 106 has been successfully contained before fully breaching security and escaping into the open world. While it took the lives of many D Class and security team members the leadership of Team Lead Duke and his loyal followers insured the containment of SCP 106. Good Job everyone.

- Site Director

>>598431017
>>598430687
How shall we commemorate Personnel CSB sir?
>>598431232
Terminate all staf claiming higher ranks.

>>598431261
now release him again

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>>598431221
Ash! You son of a bitch, long time no see.

>>598431232
>>598431359

and this faggot.
>>598431370

>>598431370
and jizz on him

Give it Natalie Dormer

secure the fucking breach

HNNGGG

lets do this

>>598431261
Thank you site director, now about my proposal to combine SCP-2258-j with blue whales using SCP-914 and (redacted) to utilize them as a form of living mine to stop whaling and for maritime defense.

>>598431261
Logged that Personnel CSB gave his life to cripple and imprison 106 with his sacrifice and grenades.
Advisory on what to do with this info.?

god damn i was 3 days from retirement

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>>598431359
>>598431483
Terminate all Staff claiming higher ranks, and 598431370.

>>598431692
Request pending approval.

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>>598431359
I vote for high impact sexual violence.

Gaise. What are u doing? Gaise.. stahp plz.

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>>598431734
Put on a brick or something, your call.

EVREYONE DO THE FLOP

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>>598431482
Too long, Duke.

>>598431967
Sir should we carve his name into the asses of all D-clas personnel?

I believe it is what he would have wanted sir!

>>598431734
The sacrifice of D Class personnel is not relevant to foundation interests. The Foundation would like to remind all personnel that D Class are convicted criminals and would at some point be expended in a fashion similar to how 106 was contained.

Regards.

>>598431967
Engraving on brick and putting it on outer layer of 106's cell. Case closed. Everyone's on clean up duty now.

Ok, gaise stahp cearously.

>>598432161
*holds you down and carves the initials CSB into your ass with a knife from a corpse*

One down

>>598432137
Knowing those fags, that info would get displayed too much. Carve a D, for Duke. Remember D-Day, kiddies.

I'm laughing my ass off. ARCHIVE THIS PLZ!

Detonate on-site nuclear warhead.