Op didn't deliver selfie, looks like he's going to be payed a visit
guys I'm sorry for being fagito
(I just said it was me and she hung up)
I'm sorry, I'm trying way too hard to be funny cause I got nervous. Ignore my stupid ass. You wanted to chill tomorrow right? Why don't we just do that and have fun and forget about how stupid I've been.
What kind of girl would still be attempting a civil conversation after all this
OK I'm fucked, so why not become more fucked
Now bring on some spiderman. Send her this.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I feel this thread is falling apart so just send her this.
Rest in Peace OP. I hope you have a plan when you meet her next time. Just say some bs about your phone being stolen or something.
You are today's hero, OP
Also this, save yourself with this. Or tell her later (live or phone) that you were hacked and get some pussy.
> by link i mean this thread link