New SCP thread You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and

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looks promising, I like SCP and I hope I get one of those ones that they actually use in the field as a weapon or tool. Also rolling

173 get

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Roll

>>598124535
roll

>>598124535
Rollin for the remote control toy truck of actual tuck mass SCP

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>>598124768
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-768
The long-range alarm clock. Looks like I called it on the tool. Not sure how useful it would be except killing people with pacemakers. On a scale of 1-10 on how fucked I am, well, unless I have a pacemaker I'm definitly gunna see that sunrise.

rollin' like a PENIS PENIS FUCKING PENIS FUCKIERNSI

>>598124768
kek that's a good one

>set alarm for 5 min
>place near bank
>???
>watch shitstorm

Currently I am swirling a straw around in my cup of apple juice and stopping to hear the bubble pop. The popping sounds nice.

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>>598124535

rolling for nightmares

>>598124535
Roll

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ROLL ROLL ROLL

>>598124535

I have no idea what is going on, but I be roland.

>>598124535
Banshee get

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>>598125053
>053
>"Young girl"

>>598124535
let me check

Rullar, din jävel

roll give me the radioactive toaster

>>598124535
Invisible woman get.

oh dean

rollerino

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I hope its the one in my pic

>>598125767
holy shit that one is freaky

I see this thread for some time.
Idk what is the point?
(Roll btw)
I was reading some stuff about nuke, for example; so what should i do?
I can't understand._.

>>598125784
DRAGAN SMASH

>>598124535
roll!

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>>598125309
the plush toy

the max it does is turn the interior of people insideout and since its a plush idk if it moves
they say that the pain is gigantic but it does not seem to kill
so depending on wether or not it can move
but i think im not in a life threathning situation

>>598124535
ehh? rolling for dubs

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>>598125421
a tree prophet that tells me to kill random people? The last thing I need is more voices in my head

>>598126057
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-057
So what should I do?

teh feck

>>598124535
Is Mr skeltal a SCP?

>>598125714
Ok, I get to have a nap. That's cool. I'm down with this.

Jimmy Rollins

Let's see

Rolling.

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>>598125383
It appears SCP-1383 is a hotel room which is harmless to sit in. However while you sit in it, it affects you psychologically, in that if you ever think about the room, you will remember it as having WAY MORE PEOPLE in it than normal.

For example if I sit in it alone, and then a year later I remember the room, my memory will have been tainted (by the SCP exposure I got while sitting in the room, of course) and I will recall there being hundreds of people in the room.

So basically, my SCP is completely harmless. Thank Allah


Pic related: its the SCP

>>598125656
So it takes my arm and runs away
Kek

rawls

>>598126443
post a link you nigger

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uh easy

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rollin

>>598125982
Lame as fuck. Rerollin

>>598124535
hmm pls pls pls something horrible i want sum challenge

>>598124535
Ayy lmao, let's do this

>>598126160
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series

SCP-160 appears to be a quadriflyer unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) with a diameter of approximately 1.1 m at its widest point.

It'll end up flying into a wall and smashing its blades within 20 seconds

Rollinh

every go

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Lets go

yaphet kotto.

power anal is my destiny

go!

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>>598125513
a cowbell that causes insanity and a creature that stalks and kills anyone who hears the bell ring

>>598124535
Roll for the killer dildo

>>598124535
fffff

banana!!!!

>>598124535
rolling

>>598124535
Roll that shit.

oooooooooooo spooky sandwhich oh no

rolling. what the fuck is an scp?

>>598126637

It's a cat that exists in the mind of an old lady.

If she draws a picture of the cat, and somebody sees it, the cat invades their mind.

I fucking hate cats.

>>598126362
Huh, I have to spend 12 hours in a shirt that makes you see shadowy figures fucking with everything. Apparently they make you go paranoid as fuck but don't actually harm anything until the shirt has been worn for several days.

Basically I just have to watch slendy-esque dudes for a couple hours, not bad.

>>598124535
rolling

turkey feather

>>598126642
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
pf rerlol

>>598127133
not fucked but i am gonna go rob some banks haha
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-133

r

>>598125902
Looks like I'll be safe yet likely need a shower after hanging around with a pile of waste inside an incinerator.

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>>598126578

SCP-578 is a colorless, odorless liquid consisting of a solution of water, silicon, and a previously unknown and uncharacterized enzyme.

SCP-578's anomalous properties manifest when it is brought into contact with human blood. First, SCP-578 spreads throughout the blood by way of rapid diffusion. The enzyme in SCP-578 then causes a clotting cascade in the blood, followed by crystallization of the blood via chemical reaction.

>MC&D is proud to present the most incredible gems of all time; blood opals. Created from the very sap of men's veins, crafted by artisans into wondrous settings in a true marriage of art and jewelry,


I'd probably make myself so sexy blood opals

t-rolling

>>598124535
ralling

>>598127247
read the OP

>>598127777

Rolling niggerboon

>>598124535
this is bad ass

>>598124535
Rawl

awww shittt

Hey faggot what we doing what be scp?

God save the queen

Rawl

>>598127512
Welp I am fucked

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Roll

>>598124535

spooky roll

hope i get a hot one

Rooooolllllll

>>598127899
So I guess I just get a bullet that floats in the air not to bad reroll till I'm dead

>>598124535
Roll

>>598127630
rr to death

>>598124535
Rolo

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rolled SCP-40 @_@

>>598127811
a bookshelf that morphs books together.
Too bad it takes longer than 12 hours. 50 Shades of Grey + Twilight??

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Description: SCP-1436 is a male bird of unidentified species with features similar to those of the Meropidae family, including its wingspan of 46 cm. SCP-1436’s behavior is typical of an insectivore bird and it produces calls that have been identified as attempts to communicate with other members of its own species. No other members of SCP-1436’s species have been found or identified at this time.
>a Phoenix pretty much. Guess I'm fine

I dont care what scp I get, first ten minutes in the cell is me fucking it.

>>598124535
FUUUUN!

Reroll

rolling 4 a good time

Am I kill?

>>598128627
>Fungus

That's grody, brody

>>598128742
roll

>>598124535
Rool

>>598124535
Rawlity baby.

interested

>>598128613
Description: SCP-613 is a piece of ███████ brand pad paper showing a handwritten recipe for a normal loaf of wheat bread and the words "WONDER BREAD RECIPE: PLEASE REFER TO THIS PAPER FOR OPTIMUM RESULTS". There are at present 10 instances of SCP-613 in Foundation custody. All instances of SCP-613 are identical. The recipe is completely identical to other common recipes for regular loaves of wheat bread, however, when a loaf of bread is created by a subject who is only following directions from SCP-613 or memory of it without consulting any other sources, the loaf of bread will become an instance of SCP-613-1.

SCP-613-1 are loaves of bread created while following the directions on SCP-613. Instances of SCP-613-1 can vocalize through unknown means and achieve self-locomotion by sliding across and rotating on surfaces, and are capable of sensation and perception of their environment.

Basically a recipe for "living" bread. Not dead yet

>>598128814
>>598128627
Wrong list

You gonna stick that stone up your ass?

rerollllllllll

>>598124535
Why not

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>>598124535
Roll

rolly

>>598128627
>a perpetual energy ball/stone ball that keeps on rolling?

Yeah, thats going up my ass.

>>598128502

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Let's do this

>>598128987
A collection of mirrors that show deaths of previous owners and a ghost that shouldn't kill me if I don't damage said mirrors

Rollun

r

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Rollin

>>598129409
indifferent about dying to that one
rr

Rawlin

>>598124535
here we go again
captcha: aynal

pls no old man

>>598129631
A ghost car that reenacts a moment from the life of the vehicle it manifests.

In a case where SCP-1631 acts out an event involving an animal or human, it will “draw out” a suitable, nearby subject through unknown means. When the subject is chosen (typically two minutes after the manifestation), they begin to quickly move to SCP-1631-A and take their place in the reenactment.

So I get ran over, great.

>>598124535
keter get

rolliing

>>598124535
Rolling

Roll. Love these

rawlin for jews

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Newest SCP addition.

http://tinyurl/secretdox

Truly spooky.

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>>598130292
>>598124535
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-292

I'm good, some kind of temoral egg timer.
Long as i don't fuck with it while its counting down, i'm good

>>598130777
Check mine.

Fuck

rawl

Number get

>>598130573
thousand year old flute made from bone

>Testing of SCP-573 has revealed that, when played, it places animals and prepubescent children into a highly receptive state. All creatures so affected are eager and willing to do whatever the player requests, including things that are beyond them when in a non-trance state.

...well that was easy...

>>598127937
well fuck me.

Rolls

>>598130216
a safe that has 10 million+ different combinations and each one has a different storage space in it. pretty fucking cool

won't kill me though

rolling, plz living room

>>598124535
Rolling Stones

rawlin

>>598130447
A ball of green slime. As long as there's no dead bodies I'm golden
inb4 "what's wrong with dead bodies" the article wouldn't say exactly but it's bad

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>>598126423
man that party is jumping

>>598124535
rolling

Rollatius

>>598124535
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
Rilly Role

>>598124535
rolllowlasjfeowqj

Rolling.

Rollolol

>>598124535
last one

rolliling

>>598131310
>loss chaser
ez pz, i don't enjoy gambling so i'm fine

Rewlong

rolle

>>598132016
meant for >>598131302

rerol

>>598131574
SCP-1574 is a roughly spherical object of extraterrestrial origin, 1.63 meters in diameter and capable of moving in any direction.

SCP-1574 has never been directly observed, due a perception-altering effect it emits on any living subject capable of observing it. This causes the subject to believe they are perceiving a variety of other objects, partially logged in this document. This is believed to be a cloaking effect, to allow SCP-1574 easy access to surveillance locations without being seen. Analysis by other methods has shown SCP-1574's actual shape, but testing to observe it further is ongoing.
Doesn't seem tool dangerous

>>598131301
ok a violin that after 13 hours I wouldn't be able to write, speak, type in a computer, etc. no communication. but 12 hours is not 13 :^)

>>598131156
I guess 2156 would be my second roll...

I'm good as long as I don't fuck with it.

>>598128175
>>598128207
kek

rolling again

Rerolling for a friend.

>>598132553
fuck man I just wanna die

>>598131793
Reroll for the Lol

I'll play. c-=

>>598132023

Hold on, let me make myself blind.

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mmkay

rellor

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>>598124535
.

rowling

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roll

Rerolling for another friend.

>>598124535
roll

rollll

rrr

>>598132971
yay fast food

>>598124535
Rawling for great justice

>>Instances of SCP-1141-1 take the form of a fully staffed, supplied, and operational restaurant that is thematically consistent with other restaurants in the zoo and with the area of the zoo in which it is located.2 Food served at SCP-1141-1 is consistent with food served at similar establishments, with the exception of each instance offering guacamole with pineapple chunks. Food and other supplies will appear as needed inside SCP-1141-1, out of view of the public. Staff of the zoo will not demonstrate any familiarity with SCP-1141-1.

>>598133506
mine is a plant.-.

Fun facts

Rolly

Rollie pollie

something dangerous this time pls

im reedy

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>>598124535
I'm an SCP

b

rullin

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Let's see what I get

>>598134757
Fucked in the ass.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-838 i win

>>598124535
autobots roll

>>598124535
rollercoaster

First time roller for an SCP

>>598124535
rolla

rollin'

>>598124535
bump

>>598124535
rolling for something fun

>>598124535
faggots

Rolling..

.

j.k. rolling

>>598124535
Rolllllll

Please not somehting that will kill me instantly.

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Rolling+checkem

roll :^)

Haha

Rrrreo.l.l

>>598136928
The white knight lmfao

>>598124535
Raararalllin

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Rolling for Spurdo

rollan

roll roll

god-tier roll

ey

>>598137274
Fuck me. A Contagious dance that only affects me if I try it. And if I do it makes me feel horny and better than every drug at once. And It gives me a thing for the color orange. The "Bad" effects, if you could call them that only start after 2-6 weeks.

I say that I have a near 100% survival rate.

>>598124535
Postan, mainly as an excuse to read some good shit.

>>598124535
I hope for something awesome.
but I'll likely die
woot woot mother fucker

r-r-r-r-ollin

rollan

rolling this shit

>>598140037
I got 'rot bolt' I'm fine pretty much a metal bolt that changes the surrounding surface into a decaying state over a long period of time.

I'm safe

Rollan

Rolling!