New SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
looks promising, I like SCP and I hope I get one of those ones that they actually use in the field as a weapon or tool. Also rolling
The long-range alarm clock. Looks like I called it on the tool. Not sure how useful it would be except killing people with pacemakers. On a scale of 1-10 on how fucked I am, well, unless I have a pacemaker I'm definitly gunna see that sunrise.
the plush toy
the max it does is turn the interior of people insideout and since its a plush idk if it moves
they say that the pain is gigantic but it does not seem to kill
so depending on wether or not it can move
but i think im not in a life threathning situation
a tree prophet that tells me to kill random people? The last thing I need is more voices in my head
It appears SCP-1383 is a hotel room which is harmless to sit in. However while you sit in it, it affects you psychologically, in that if you ever think about the room, you will remember it as having WAY MORE PEOPLE in it than normal.
For example if I sit in it alone, and then a year later I remember the room, my memory will have been tainted (by the SCP exposure I got while sitting in the room, of course) and I will recall there being hundreds of people in the room.
So basically, my SCP is completely harmless. Thank Allah
Pic related: its the SCP
SCP-160 appears to be a quadriflyer unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) with a diameter of approximately 1.1 m at its widest point.
It'll end up flying into a wall and smashing its blades within 20 seconds
a cowbell that causes insanity and a creature that stalks and kills anyone who hears the bell ring
Huh, I have to spend 12 hours in a shirt that makes you see shadowy figures fucking with everything. Apparently they make you go paranoid as fuck but don't actually harm anything until the shirt has been worn for several days.
Basically I just have to watch slendy-esque dudes for a couple hours, not bad.
SCP-578 is a colorless, odorless liquid consisting of a solution of water, silicon, and a previously unknown and uncharacterized enzyme.
SCP-578's anomalous properties manifest when it is brought into contact with human blood. First, SCP-578 spreads throughout the blood by way of rapid diffusion. The enzyme in SCP-578 then causes a clotting cascade in the blood, followed by crystallization of the blood via chemical reaction.
>MC&D is proud to present the most incredible gems of all time; blood opals. Created from the very sap of men's veins, crafted by artisans into wondrous settings in a true marriage of art and jewelry,
I'd probably make myself so sexy blood opals
Description: SCP-1436 is a male bird of unidentified species with features similar to those of the Meropidae family, including its wingspan of 46 cm. SCP-1436’s behavior is typical of an insectivore bird and it produces calls that have been identified as attempts to communicate with other members of its own species. No other members of SCP-1436’s species have been found or identified at this time.
>a Phoenix pretty much. Guess I'm fine
Description: SCP-613 is a piece of ███████ brand pad paper showing a handwritten recipe for a normal loaf of wheat bread and the words "WONDER BREAD RECIPE: PLEASE REFER TO THIS PAPER FOR OPTIMUM RESULTS". There are at present 10 instances of SCP-613 in Foundation custody. All instances of SCP-613 are identical. The recipe is completely identical to other common recipes for regular loaves of wheat bread, however, when a loaf of bread is created by a subject who is only following directions from SCP-613 or memory of it without consulting any other sources, the loaf of bread will become an instance of SCP-613-1.
SCP-613-1 are loaves of bread created while following the directions on SCP-613. Instances of SCP-613-1 can vocalize through unknown means and achieve self-locomotion by sliding across and rotating on surfaces, and are capable of sensation and perception of their environment.
Basically a recipe for "living" bread. Not dead yet
A ghost car that reenacts a moment from the life of the vehicle it manifests.
In a case where SCP-1631 acts out an event involving an animal or human, it will “draw out” a suitable, nearby subject through unknown means. When the subject is chosen (typically two minutes after the manifestation), they begin to quickly move to SCP-1631-A and take their place in the reenactment.
So I get ran over, great.
Newest SCP addition.
I'm good, some kind of temoral egg timer.
Long as i don't fuck with it while its counting down, i'm good
thousand year old flute made from bone
>Testing of SCP-573 has revealed that, when played, it places animals and prepubescent children into a highly receptive state. All creatures so affected are eager and willing to do whatever the player requests, including things that are beyond them when in a non-trance state.
...well that was easy...
SCP-1574 is a roughly spherical object of extraterrestrial origin, 1.63 meters in diameter and capable of moving in any direction.
SCP-1574 has never been directly observed, due a perception-altering effect it emits on any living subject capable of observing it. This causes the subject to believe they are perceiving a variety of other objects, partially logged in this document. This is believed to be a cloaking effect, to allow SCP-1574 easy access to surveillance locations without being seen. Analysis by other methods has shown SCP-1574's actual shape, but testing to observe it further is ongoing.
Doesn't seem tool dangerous
>>Instances of SCP-1141-1 take the form of a fully staffed, supplied, and operational restaurant that is thematically consistent with other restaurants in the zoo and with the area of the zoo in which it is located.2 Food served at SCP-1141-1 is consistent with food served at similar establishments, with the exception of each instance offering guacamole with pineapple chunks. Food and other supplies will appear as needed inside SCP-1141-1, out of view of the public. Staff of the zoo will not demonstrate any familiarity with SCP-1141-1.
Fuck me. A Contagious dance that only affects me if I try it. And if I do it makes me feel horny and better than every drug at once. And It gives me a thing for the color orange. The "Bad" effects, if you could call them that only start after 2-6 weeks.
I say that I have a near 100% survival rate.