SCP thread You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make

>>598060052
Roll for world peace

fuck OP number

roll

>>598060052
rolling for willy wonka candy

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>>598060568
the fuck is this thing

guess im safe

>>598060052
Rolling

fucking shiiiiit

ebola in town

rollll

>>598060052
i love those short captchas

rolla

>>598060052
keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

>>598060052
Roll, why not

Sure I spose

>>598060691
wowee its a casette tape that makes me hallucinate if i listen to it

i couldnt kill myself with this in 12 hours if i tried to

Shit man

My life is forfeit anyway.

I welcome the challenge.

>>598060052
ROLL!

Creolling

Hmm rolling

p

>>598061027
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
I'm either totally fucked or totally fine

>>598060052
roliiln

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>>598060052
RAPE ROLL

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Giant Parasitoid Wasps
What a fucking nightmare.

wut

>>598060052
rell

Sure, why not? Rollin'

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>>598060052
last time i got"Daughter of Shadows"

nothing here is gud:


fuck you OP

It's on.

>>598061081
University Speakers. I sit in a room with inactive critters for 12 hours and pass.

Hard mode activated: I now have a second assignment.

l

Let's see how fucked I am.

>>598060052
lets see

>>598060052
Roll?

captcha: ishit

Roo,ling

Guess I'll roll then lurk SCP for a while.

>>598061347
I got a box. I'm perfectly safe.

>>598060052
roll

>>598060052

rollan.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006
safe

Follow

This, combined with its automated defenses, makes retrieval impossible. SCP-923 reports that it has no control over its defense mechanisms. As such, it cannot be contained in the traditional sense.

Instead, care must be taken to make sure no other satellites enter SCP-923’s path, as further damage to the object could cause catastrophic results. Furthermore, its defense mechanisms destroying another satellite would display its anomalous nature, and destroy the cover story of a military spy satellite.

Since the object ignores all queries and instructions that lack O5-level authorization, termination of the object has been suspended until it becomes unusable.
Semi sentient satellite that causes insanity in those it fires upon and terrifying deaths.

ayy

I will survive

>>598060052

Rolling cuz yolo.

Am I gunna die?

rollan

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>>598060052
I'm ready, lets make this hapen

>>598061598
scp-598 from list 2...what the fuck is this sentient color bullshit? why would i want to talk to a color. Fuck off

>>598060052
k

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>>598061423
I think I'd go insane rather quickly and commit suicide just to escape that kind of experience.

Rolliiiin

>>598060052
Roll

>>598061469
I'd actually be pretty okay.

Pile of wings attached to a sleeping guy that feeds on sound, and kills me if I make noise.
Sit still, be quiet, live.

mmmh

roooooooooolon

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>>598061070
Huh. Scp70 is actually not that bad so long as it's drugged. I might sneak some hits myself.

>>598061788
nigger there's no possible way you could remain silent for 12 hours.

>>598061777
Nice trips though.,

>>598060052
hi op

>>598061863
>read a book

ROlls

>>598060052
Niggeroll

>>598061782
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1782

>tfw in a room for 12 hours with a room
>kek

>>598060052
rolllinggggg :D

>>598060052
Roll

rools

>>598061788
>a loud fart and you're dead

>>598060052
It's 10:30pm i shouldn't be risking my sleep like this

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>>598061869
Check 'em.
I think it's the first time I got triples in 8 years I spent lurking on various boards. Look who's lucky today.

Give me a gun with 1 bullet in the mag and I'll kill myself.

>>598061942
That book better be boring and uneventful.

rollingggggg

ffff

nigger

>>598060052
fine

>>598062045
kek, congratulations.

One more reroll... I've survived twice already so if I survive this one I'm safe for good.

>>598061787
Shit I'm fine. It's some nigga that thinks it's a 70 year old Italian man, that makes dogs out of blocks of biomatter. I mean, sucking sweet.

>>598060052
this is a roll

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1915

>>598061915
>>598061915
SCP-1915 is a Caucasian man, thirty three (33) years old, of an unexceptional build and height, identified as █████ ███ ██████ by the documents it was carrying on its person at the time of its retrieval. A background check revealed no relatives or close friends. SCP-1915's anomalous nature stems from a localized causality abnormality which negates any significant long term changes to its body, personality, memory or lifestyle. SCP-1915 alters reality in its close vicinity as is necessary to maintain its personal status-quo. SCP-1915's effects are largely limited to non-living matter manipulation and internal mental manipulation, and are incapable of permanently affecting living creatures other than SCP-1915 itself.
Meh, id just chat to the guy i guess. He's Euclid so he's harmless.

>>598060052
Roll for infinite pizza

reroll

ReRoll

Reroll

anal

>>598060052
roll

cunt

>>598061657

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Description: SCP-1657 refers to a collection of seventy-four (74) eggs, ranging between 5 cm and 30 cm in length. They are normally white in coloration, though occasionally pink and red colored eggs will also be found. SCP-1657 can be indefinitely kept at temperatures between 0oC and 15oC. If these eggs are kept in conditions of a certain temperature and humidity, they will hatch and yield specimens of SCP-1657-A. See Document-1657-Alpha for more specific details on the incubation of these eggs.
SCP-1657-A appear to be closely related to humans (Homo sapiens sapiens), except that they are not sapient, lack hair, nails, and teeth, and are often deformed, sprouting extraneous appendages or organs during regular growth. Furthermore, once hatched, these entities will grow to the size of an adult human and reach maturity in approximately thirteen (13) days, with the average total lifespan being about seventeen (17) days.
SCP-1657-A instances are compliant and docile, as well as appearing to fear all living organisms. If the entity possesses sensory organs, then it will use them to attempt to distance itself as far away as possible from all other beings. If these aspects are not present, the entity will then only move away from something when touched. If left alone in a soothing environment for long period of time, SCP-1657-A may produce additional instances of SCP-1657.
Testing has shown that members of SCP-1657-A possess a collective memory. Specifically, this was discovered during primary physical endurance testing when SCP-1657-A-07 approached fire with curiosity and subsequently died. After this point, all individuals that hatched showed great aversion and fear to fire.

>>598062024
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024
Totally not that bad by myself, and look if i win and get a prize! :D

anrole

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>>598062223
>>598062223

Its a fucking photo album.

2 Rolls safe, Re-rolling.

"derogatory comment about an ethnic group"

>>598060052
reroll cause last one doesn't work if i'm by myself.

Rerollrooollliinng

>>598060052
rolling

cunt v2

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>>598062383
>>598062383

Ayy lmao.

>>SCP-383 is a viral infection, first categorized as a variant of influenza. The initial symptoms of SCP-383 are similar to those of the common cold

>>However, SCP-383 is also accompanied by extreme waves of nausea. Along with bringing up the contents of the host's stomach, SCP-383 appears to be capable of, through unknown means, producing random items.

>>For example, a host inside of a locked room may regurgitate a key, or a lockpick set, or a crowbar to pry the door open. While the results are far from consistent, the only pattern shown is that SCP-383 always produces items of use to the host in one way or another. SCP-383 has even been observed to create living animals and complex mechanical devices.


Looks like I'm vomiting butt plugs, lucky me.

k

>>598060052
n

Rollin'

>>598060052
rolling for a redhead MILF who sucks my cock whenever I don't look

rrrrrrrolling

>>598062584

Just don't need a fridge, or a toilet. Poor bastard.

Reereeroolll

cunt3

>>598060052
roolan

>>598062716

Watch the ABC's of death turbofap scene and re-think that.

I'm already safe forever, but I'll try again.

why not.

>>598060052

Re-rolling since I didn't die.

>>598062827
It doesn't matter, I got a fucking train...

>>598062725
i think im good http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-725

>>598062836

SCP-836 manifests as a deformation within the material that grows at an average rate of ███ grams per day. The mass increase seems to correspond to a density drop in surrounding material. The deformation is hygroscopic. Furthermore, [DATA EXPUNGED] which seems to initially fuel the growth. Dissection of SCP-836 instances shows the inside alternating between solid layers and a foam-like interstitial structure. At this stage, SCP-836 poses little danger except for cases where it compromises integrity of delicate structures.

If SCP-836 comes into contact with live wiring, it enters growth stage which initially manifests in what appears to be a metallic mesh growing on the surface of the deformation and connecting to the wiring. (However, examination has shown this to be in fact separate loops growing through its upper layers.) This allows SCP-836's rate of growth to increase up to ███-fold. At this point, the deformations often superficially mimic surrounding environment, resulting in outside resemblance to structural features. Along with uniform density drop in surrounding material, SCP-836 at this stage can grow by re-purposing entire sections of its surroundings. If lacking access to water sources at this stage, SCP-836 exhibits somewhat slower growth, and causes large reductions in environmental humidity.

Ok so it's building cancer. The room I'm in is fucked but I'm fine...

I don't even know what I'm in for

ohh yeah

Rill

>>598062915

Maybe it's a train that rails you in the ass if you fart the right pitch,

oh yes this seems awesome

>>598060052
rollando

>>598060052
>a made up foundation that is speciali
heh

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>>598062663
It can scream as much as it wants but it won't get my delicious, hydrating, wet water.

>>598060052
rorring

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Rolling

Rolling. This does seem like an interesting thread. I do hope I survive the 12 hours.

>>598060052
One of the more interesting roll threads I've seen. Let's see what fate decides.

Let's Roll

One last try... four times safe. Will 5 times be my death?

>>598060052
give me something good :>

>>598060052
roll

>>598060052
Roll

>>598060052
roooooolling

rollz

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>>598060052
rollololin

>>598060052
rollin

sadasdasd gimme your worst

rollol

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>>598063045
could do worse

k

>>598060052
rolling edi wow

>>598063246
Oh, lucky me. I'm survivng. lol.

>>598063263

Creepy, but totally safe. I quit.

nygga

>>598060052
rawling

>>598063061
I'll just stay away from the car with no wheels, kek. Reroll.

>>598062895

Description: SCP-895 is an ornate oak coffin recovered from the █████ █████ Mortuary by SCP personnel on ██/█/██, following reports of unusual footage captured by surveillance equipment installed at that location. When questioned, mortuary staff were unable to determine the source of SCP-895 and how it was transported to the location. Upon attempting to open SCP-895, agents on location found the object empty; however, observers viewing the live camera feed were [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until further notice, SCP-895 must remain closed at all times.

SCP-895 causes disruptions in video and photographic surveillance equipment within 50 meters similar to vivid, disturbing hallucinations with variable duration and regularity corresponding to the camera's proximity to SCP-895. Within a range of 5 meters from SCP-895, footage captured can cause severe psychological trauma and hysteria in most subjects. These disruptions do not extend to observers physically present within the area.

No pix no prob. Rerolling till I die.

Loving this thread OP well done.

>>598063250
So this would be the... Alternate Reality Recorders?

As long as I can maintain that these are alternate realities that I, if I even watch them, are viewing, I shouldn't be affected in any way whatsoever, beyond slight disturbance at the contents.

>>598060052
rolling for 682

The Roll

>>598063175
I am totally fine with this.

>>598063295
huh...well as long as i don't bother the old men eating, i'll be fine

>>598063251
I shall survive this shit easily.

001 get

Rawling