What have you done in the last three hours be, be honest. >smoked

>>598047312
Inb4 be rage

>>598047312
>honest
>/b/

>slept
>woke up
>wanked

>>598048410
absolute top lel

>>598047312
Oral and pussy from gf.
work
made fun of co worker for being a slut

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tf2
4chan
movie Predestination

>>598047312
I was about to get a bj like every morning but my gf had to wake up earlier to say goodbye to her sister
my gf prepared me a breakfast and I ate
i'm now browsing le internet
also I stopped weed and my life is better

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>>598047312
>4chan
>vodka
>4chan
>took 2 perks
>4chan
>took 2 more perks
>4chan

i know, i'm based as fuck.

>>598047312
I've spent the last 6 hours trying to bring a 60mm piece of germanium down to a kinoform radius of 140.748 within a tolerance measured peak to valley of .474 micrometers.

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Smoked weed

>woke up
>poo
>brush teeth
>breakfast
>fixed wife's bicycle
>cuddled baby son back to sleep
>chan

Woke up
jacked off
ate eggs and toast
played gta v
went to dentist
came home
watched tv
played some more vidya
showered
now im binge watching malcom in the middle

>working
>smoking at work
>drinking a single beer at work

not bad huh

drank whiskey, listened to podcasts.

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>>598047312
Taco bell, Sleeping pills, Alcohol, Surf /b/, listen to Bones and Yung lean, Played guitar, More alcohol, more taco bell. played world of guns for the first time and had pretty big disappointment .

>Played runescape
>jerked off

>came back from work
>pet my dog
>made tea
>kept regretting about fucking up my chances with really cute girl
>fapping now

Hooked up my old IDE drive from the PC I had in 2007, found data recovery folder, presently sorting contents. 8 year old shit from /b/, win from girls that I used to hang with, lots of gmasks.

>>598047312
This woman does not date someone who eats Taco Bell.

>>598047312
>hamburger helper
>walmart run
>couple chapters of Storm of Swords
>posted best incest story of 2014 in >>598043525

>got a painful shot in the arm
>checked out of er
>picked up some weed on the front
>heroic highmaul

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Played a game of league
Played some darkest dungeon
Lightning storms and rain fucked the Internet
So now just lurking on my phone
Will probably have a fap and go to sleep with the sweet sound of rain on a tin roof

>>598047312

Pic of Taco Bell?

>>598047312
>pissed in the sink numerous times
>thought about how gay columbus, ohio is
>practiced clapping for about 10-15 minutes

>>598050163
>painful shot in the arm
either you had marrow extraction or you're 10.

Slept , accidently headbutted gf in sleep, woke up

>>598047312
>finished work
>had a few beers with a mate on the way home
>came home, ate dinner cooked by wife
>more beer + a cigarette
>came here to see what you faggots are doing
>about to play Battlefront II

Taken adderall and done homework. It's all I've done today. God help me.

>did cocaine
>did more cocaine

>>598050374
pain is pain whether you can take it or not, edgelord

>/b/ browsing
>walked into little sisters room and blew load on her face
>made a sandwich
>back on /b/

>wrote some poems
>ate some chicken pasta
>vape
>coffee
>about to go to sleep

>>598049491
Does your first name start with A

took cocaine, downloaded porn and masturbated the last 5 hours...
Now I go to bed

Stood around making fun of my job while wearing body armor, a helmet, and 2 lethal weapons and 2 nonlethal weapons

Fuck the navy, watch sucks

played destiny, ate some chilli and drank some coke whilst listening to the storm outside.

>>598047312
sure thats not a trap?

>>598050778
Fuck you and your destiny I'm playing the Halo reach Demo like a real man

>>598050776

kevin?

Im so yay'd out right now

>>598047312
Just got my ass kicked at a tournament. Bout to get in bed and do exactly word for word what you're doing

>>598047312
>>598047312
>Honest
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>598047312

your gf needs to lose some weight

>>598050863
wasnt a fan of reach, keen for guardians though.

>smoked better weed than you
>received oral from hotter gf than yours
>better food than Taco Bell

>Had 69 with my fling
>Got a speeding ticket for 69 in a 55
>Made bagel bites

>>598047312
That girl is cute as fuck.

Ive been at work for the past 3 hours so
>work

>>598047312
>Wake up
>Go to university
>Physics class
>Browse /b/ before start programming shitty chi2 test
>herewego.midi

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>>598047312
>woke up 10 minutes ago
>shorted in gold a bit
>talked to friend about buying some weed and going to play some ping pong in a hour

>>598050985
Halo series was the first game and system (360) I ever owned beside a GBA. Only difference was I was 17 when I paid for it. Fuck being poor

Halo reach is my jimmyjam night but I do have 3 lvl 31 characters on destiny

>done mad skids on motorbike
>dinner
>played GTA San Andreas

>>598047312
finishing up shitty drawing for vday
listen to little boys singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlr90NLDp-0

>robbed a bank
>woke up
>slowly remembered that I didn't just rob a bank and I'm still as broke as fuck

>>598050448
I hope you're joking

>>598051280
The only mad skids you've done are in your shorts kiddo

/Thread
But seriously that sounds pretty cool

>>598049395
I like you.

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smoked weed
played wow
ate taco bell
about to jerk off then go to bed

Been at work for 7 hours and 11 minutes. Coincidentally working at 7 Eleven

>smoked a joint
>vidya games
>Whataburger
>smoked a joint

>>598051228
heh i have a 32 hunter and 2 other hunters i dont fancy leveling

>>598050746
yea

>>598047312
>watched flash flooding
>fell asleep
>had a wank

next 3 hours:
>watching ali g
>smoke dope
>wank some more about girl I fucked last Saturday

may change fantasy from girl I fucked to robot grill. 'cause i'm a robot

>>598051683
Are your initials AF?

at work
/b/
slayer album on radio
winning

>>598051671
I have one of every type. I just don't play much anymore, there's no one who I can stand on that game. Sadly it seems people take it seriously

>>598051761
...yea

> screwed gf
> made her sandwiches and some fruit for dinner
> sent her off to work
> Sat on my arse, browsed the net
> Had breakfast and coffee
> replied to a few threads on /b/

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writing proposal
arbys
fap
soda

>>598051912
Pics or it didn't happen I want to see that sandwich

>>598051909
What's your first name

>slept
>went to university
>wrote exam about databases
>now watching tv-shows until next diablo 3 season starts

>>598051885
yeah cunts get so mad when somebody dies, its like mate chill out its a game and you're level 28 you cant be getting angry shhh

>>598047312
Wake up, try to fap, need to pee ruins fap, go to the toilet, spit, pee + shit while writing this post

>>598052031
Anon Faggots my first and last name
idk who the fuck you thought that other guy was

>drop gf off at job interview
>Chest day at gym
>kick football around with mates

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>>598052008

> artists impression

>Draw on my 3DS
>Spam boyfriend cause he fell asleep
>Masturbates alone out of frustration
>Goes to look at my ex boyfriend's tumblr because I told him off the other day
>Was gonna be a fag and send hate asks
>He made a post about me
>Cried
>Been on 4chan
>my day everyday

>>598047312
>cleaned G3 furniture
>played BF4
>now trying to jack off