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NZ thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ thread.
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hey bret.
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So wats everyone drinking on such a fine evening?
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>>598027580

Holsten. Just moved to Thorndon and don't know where the closest spirits shop is yet, so just buying random beer from the supermarket.

Things were so much simpler living a minute down the road from the booze shop in Newtown..
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>>598027762
could be worse could be drinking black ice
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nelson/blenheim here
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Why isn't IDbro even back?
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>>598027580
got a nice chilled class with some b+c and a plate of fresh cooked mussels, I'm in heaven.
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>>598028210
I'm glad he's gone.
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thread cant die
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>>598028270
how do u like your mussels? wrapped in bacon is my fav
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>>598028751
I've been trying them raw lately, its not bad but never as good as simmered in a pan with garlic.
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So early, not even going to be home for another 2 hours. Fucking work
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>>598029784
just don't look at the clock bro, it'll come faster that way.
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I made a to-scale comparison of NZ place sizes (with Sydney for comparison) Chch is bigger than I though
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>>598029784

I do 12hr night shifts. Shit drags on so hard some mornings.
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>>598030092

Interesting that you including Hastings/Napier over cities like Palmerston. Take flaxmere and havelock off of hastings and itd look pretty fucking tiny.
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>>598030155
same, i do 6pm-6am or vice versa changing every 2 weeks. pay is great tho.

do you get pay perks for working over 10 hours?
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>>598030092
true, not sure why I forgot palmy, oh well
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>>598030638 meant for >>598030505
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>>598027138
that flag is photoshopped. australias flag looks different to that. fucking newfag
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G A N G N A M
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it's been 13 days since i wiped my kpics folder

WE BUILD A NU
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>>598030527

8p-8a here. No changes other than special cases. Rosters all over the fucking place. Some weeks im doing 36hrs others im doing 60+.

Pays just a flat 20ph (still more than Ive gotten at similar jobs), but the job is fucking easy and most of it is doable while watching youtube or streaming videos.

Wish the roster would fucking stabilize or we got paid more often (monthly fucking pay) but really cant complain much.
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i love Friday nights because the threads are comfy
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it's gon' b a late

night
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this thread is cancer
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blenheim
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>>598031960
i've got cancer

it's terminal

only got 4 days left to post
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Who haves pic related in better res?

Thank you in avance.
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>>598032275
Advance*
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Calculus exam on monday, wat do?
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>>598032275
google has it

i checked FOR YOU
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>>598032275
>what's Google reverse image
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maths is so fucking easy
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>>598032444
struggling poetic college liberal detected
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>>598032577
No results faggot
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i really really miss my old kpop folder

>tfw you break out in a cold sweat in the middle of the night
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>>598032753
I am not doing an art degree yah twat
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>>598032834
based first day on the internet bro
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>>598032834
>no results

Stop being a retarded nigger
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>>598029451
eating them raw? you gon die mother fucker
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>>598033003
>twat
>implying the image was related
hello welcome to 4chan /b/
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Any of you /nz/fags old enough to remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M7WhWuXDp4
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>>598033638
no

it's my first day here :3
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>tfw like a lot of girls but love a goddess
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>>598033638
Nope, but I remember this Ahuehuehue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8GQs54bsU
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>>598033505
>calling me a liberal
>implying that I am failing

>not suggesting that i was doing an art degree
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>>598027138
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>>598033840
Well about six years ago when "anonymous" was first catching on some kiwi would put on those guy fawkes masks and protest scientology in downtown auckland. The leader of scientology nz Mike Ferris would always show up and record them with his camera. You'd think he'd have other shit to do.
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hastingsbro,repot for dooty!

>>598031053
HE KOREEB AS FUCK

HE GIVES NO CRAPS

MOTHERFUCKING BASED HYUNG IS BACK!
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>you can do it but i still can dance
BASED FUCKING PSY

NEW PSY WHEN?
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>>598034391
post that ONE girl
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>>598035015
You know it boss!

>tfw
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>>598035152
is this the 13yo?
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>>598035152
pls be in Gangnam
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>>598035320
Maybe...
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sippin' straight henny bros [email protected]?
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>>598035152
So why are you in love with a 13 year old?
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>>598035320
Don't worry, it's not creepy because he's waiting for her to be legal. Until then he's just obsessing over, and fapping to a 13 year old.
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>>598035531
Fack all, depression and puking.
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>>598035551
Unless you are like 15/16 max, it's pretty strange. How do you know her?
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>>598035531
Got my bottle of Jameson, and downloading a movie to watch.
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I'm finally coming back to NZ in April after 8 years. Gonna be interesting seeing all the changes.
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anyone want fuk in hamilton?
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>>598035766
The only change is snapbacks not being worn backwards
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>>598035766
>NZ
>Changes

They brought the Kiwiburger back again, but that's about it.
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>>598035606
oh well that makes it alright, does he wait for them to turn 13 before he can fap over them, like is it a rule?
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>>598035606
>fapping
Nope.jpg
>>598035701
From church....

>>598035531
Baileys/coffee
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hamilton fag reporting here
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I m in Wellington right now and I am looking for some weed.
Plz help me
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>598036080
Does that ever work?
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>>598035926
Whakatane or Opotiki might have changed some, don't care about the rest.
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>tfw home

Anyone here got any ideas how I can convince a letting agent Im a better person to rent their apartment than some random Indians or Russians.
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>>598035968
>creepy baileys drinking pervert.

I think I know you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OW7OVn9liA
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Indian and Russian girls are hot af

too bad Korean girls are fucking ugly
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>>598036353
What's wrong with baileys?
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John Legend is cool.
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>>598035701
If I had pizza party with you guys,I would order 17 of them.
>>598035959
>13
>legal
>nz
Pick two.
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>>598036510
No doubt about them Russian woman. Its the fucking men who are stealing all the apartments.
Dick couldnt even speak english.
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Also I just wanted so say I was right and the thread is alive and well tonight because the underage faggots dont have to get up for school tomorrow.

And Mr Korean...
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>>598036951
Fucking Dindus.
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>>598036510
Korea woman ugly, only good for comforting nippon soldier in war. Nippon woman most beautiful.
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>tfw been drinking all day this week cause the room temp didn't exceed 30 degrees
it's not like the heat bothered me anyway
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>>598037146
Yep. Underage faggots are common as fuck.
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it's so fucking hard to find a pic in my new layout

at least there's new girls
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>>598037410
;-;
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>>598034234
see>>598032753
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>>598036078
>>598035775
u should kiss

can i watch?
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feels good to be 19

>tfw your waifu is 4 years older than you and have to call her noona
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but i'll never post HER
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>>598038256
>Tfw your waifu is 4years younger than you and can call you Senpai
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>>598037873
Quit being underage, muhfugga.
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>>598038256
I got a pic of her feet.
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>>598038503
I intend to!


Not that I am...
Mods pls no.
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>>598038062
i think iam on a different wave length, he said i was a failing poetic liberal, with which i replied by saying i was not an art student which is majority populated with failing poetic liberals.

I need to drink more
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>>598038503
cute panties
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literally how fucking qewt is this girl?
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>>598036078

>>598038233

if he wants, man
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ramyeon break

back in 5
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>>598039012
she's alright
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>>598038914
Thanks, you too.
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Gonna watch me movie and get pissed now.
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>>598039844
which?
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>>598040033
Back door creampie 2
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>>598040111
no an alcohol?
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>>598040033
Your Friends And Neighbors, a black comedy directed by Neil LaBute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUBZPf_RDRc
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>>598040331
Fermented semen with a touch of lemon and charcoal.
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Just looking for some fresh meat
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will imma go shower. if anyone wants some vag pics tonight ill shave for em :^)
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>>598040387
Still more erotic than 50 shades of grey
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Mt eden reporting in.
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>>598040682
Oh? You post before?
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>>598040682
Why do u bother asking dont u know we're all gay here
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>>598040651
Well both of them have the face of someone whos packing so your in luck.
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where my emotionally tortured souls @?
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>>598039207
Is this who I think it is?
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WEST

IS

BEST
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>>598040682
I like em hairy.
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>>598041074
Who do you think it is?
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>>598040988
Ayy
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>>598041123
Delivery girl
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>>598038256
>tfw my waifu is 7 years older than me
Noonas are great tho
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>>598027580
weed
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>>598040914
yee, and gotten hooked up from here.. fun fucking times, best cock i've ever had
>>598041121
eh ive only got a little hair, already shaved 2 weeks ago
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>>598041126
RIP

>>598041234
who's your waifu?
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>>598041399
where are you and your weed?
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>>598041179
The one with the boyfriend?
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>>598041523
Si senor
>>598041422
Ah, pic?
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>>598041642
FINE
be a moment mate
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>drinking weed
>not injecting it into your veins
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>>598041464
This one :3
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Do you have UFB in your house?

if so what speeds anon? go
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>>598040682
didn't you say you were on your period?
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>>598041841
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>>598041775
Alright, cheers. Where you from, anyways?
>>598041841
Nope that was chick from last night, DG.
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>>598041798
her sister is cuter

and younger
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>>598041841
Even better.
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>>598042257
Im at a loss for words.
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Random q, welly fag here. Can anyone get ambien? Keen to give that a go.
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>>598042257
she's got more arm hair than me :/
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>>598030092
Hey man you forgot porirua
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>>598042412


Meh
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who's on the salvia tonight?
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r8 em

h8 me
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>>598042257
BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED
BLOOD.
OCEAN.
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>>598042257
that reminds me, I've got a hunting trip next weekend.
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>>598042118
If the girl from last night is dg who is tonights girl?
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>>598040651
damn I know that chick on the right, Mellisa right?
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>>598042557
4minute fuckin roolz
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>>598040651
THOSE THIGHS THO
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>>598042883
i want to bang a blonde hyuna
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>>598042664
Whatre you hunting?
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>>598043372
you're mum's pussy
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>>598043325
don't we all
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>>598042557
I've never even heard of these before
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>>598043536
Asians with blonde hair are as bad as jews who get nose jobs. Both are trying to usurp natural aryan traits to make us think race is just a social construct when it isn't.
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>>598041476
new Zelandia
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>>598042816
That's what we're gonna find out, yo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCLBTmjJBY
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>>598042118
Hamilton
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>AUS thread
80 replies, 5 images

>NZ thread
159 replies, 70 images

that based NZ thread ratio
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>>598040651
wouldn't mind sticking my pee-pee in the lil chubster on the left!
>>
>>598044058
no thanks
>>
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>>598044053
YOU 미쳐 FOR THIS ONE
>>
>>598044058
what am I looking at?
>>
hamilton dude reporting in.

what's going on fellow sirs?
>>
>>598044067
NZ>AUS

American opinion here
>>
>>598044527
Why are you posting in an nz thread?
>>
>>598044344
Thank you
>>
>>598044527
are you the same American poster that posts in these threads regularly?
>>
>>598044871
no
>>598044654
I saw the new 4minute album posted
>>
>>598044058
Thanks for delivering though. Hamilton is sight, don't spend a lot of time there haha.
>>
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THIS ONE GOES OUT T-

NAH

NEVER MIND

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>
>>598045133
Her leg...
I always knew that it would be asians to master robotics.
>>
>>598044058
Huh? what is this?
>>
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who getting drank tomorrow in a club in the city in Auckland on New Zealand?
>>
>>598044058
post more!
>>
>>598045099
I'm Hamilton area though not Hamilton
>>598045429
A hideous vag . Terribly sorry
>>
>>598045099
Aight*
>>598045133
DIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE NINJAS, WHO BEEN DOWN SINCE CARNIVAL COLLEGE
NAW FUCK DAT
>>
>>598045672
>going to a club to pay to listen to shitty music, with a bunch of drunk idiots.

No thanks, I'll be at home by myself with my bottle of whiskey. Fucking normie.
>>
>>598045672
I'll be getting drunk in my bedroom in auckland
>>
>>598045877
Fair enough. Yeah most of Waikato is breddi shit, I fucking hate Thames.
>>
>>598045843

Based on the 5:1 ratio, I think not today
>>
>>598045406
HER EYES ARE UP HERE
>>
>>598046008
Based Harold, based bedroomdrunk.
>>
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>>598027138

this guy is fucking my sister eww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI_zJJBOBpg
>>
>>598046096
Hey, don't let DG block you from posting again. I remember you from a few weeks back if you're the same grill.
>>
>>598046012
Live there? If so email me you degenerate
>>
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>>598032275
>>
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>>598046096
>allowing others to control how you act
step it up, noona
>>
>>598046232
did you sick him too
>>
>>598046299
Not sure if I am but either way I'm not posting another
>>
>>598046232
His voice is so soothing
>>
any one in auckland doing oz
>>
>>598046866
What's that?
>>
>>598046706
lol he sounds like he is getting anal
>>
>>598046370
Thames? Yeah man.
>>
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>>598046395
>>
TFW also Thames

Kill me
>>
>>598047138
This pain is real
>>
>>598046866
oz is australia m8, auckland is in nz
>>
>>598047101
If you are sub then you are the one I was emailing. Plz email me
>>
>>598044058

Yep from my experiences so far in Hamilton this would be known as the 'Generic cunt'.
>>
If I must life in the Hutt do I go to Petone coz Weltec is there and fuck the bus or is Taita a better option. Fuck I hate the Hutt.
>>
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>tfw HEaRt burn
>>
>>598046232
is he a porn star
?????
>>
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>>598032275
>>
>>598047517
>tfw no more jessica
>>
>>598047316
oz means ounces....
>>
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>tfw you recently started hiccuping every night you've been drinking
SOME.
ONE.
PLS.
KISS.
ME.
>>
>>598044058
could I stir my willie in it?
>>
>>598047487
Nope wrong person soz.
>>
>>598046232
too cute do me im 19 F
>>
>>598047799
why couldn't it be Sunny or Hyoyeon...
>>
>>598047811
Oh I see. In NZ we use metric.
>>
anyone in dunners with a decent weed hookup?
>>
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NO I'M FROM THAMES
>>
I'll go back to mu
Mfw no gf
Mfw valentines day tomorrow
>>
>>598047959
Fuck you WINZacus.
>>
>>598047929
Yeah fuck Hyoyeon, but keep Sunny.

maybe Sooyoung or something at least
>>
>>598047815
>tfw you recently started crying every night you've been living.
>>
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No I'm from Thames!
>>
>>598047836
Nah its pretty tight. Only 4 guys, average girth
>>
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>>598027138
Pito Saute Aukilagi.

Tramadol and indoor sativa
>>
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>>598047910
Pls be in hastings
>>
>>598048048
post your 3x3 before you go

>>598048063
i used to like Sunny... don't know what happened
>>
>>598047936
yes and when you buy 28 grams of weed in nz its called an ounce
>>
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No it is I from Thames
>>
>>598045672
>>598045997
>>598046008

yeahnah got a cute date planned with a box of Exports
>>
>>598048123
Sell me some sativa.
>>
>>598046951
ounce u fuk
>>
>>598048210
Nah mate its called 28 grams
>Get a load of this guy.
>>
This is now a Thames thread.
>>
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>>598048073
>tfw you wake up alive
>tfw god doesn't kill you in your sleep
>tfw god doesn't love you
>>
>>598048248
No way officer dicknutz. One off score anyway personal use.
>>
Kanye the type of nigga to unplug somebody life support just to charge his phone

Kanye the type of nigga to sneeze and say,"bless me thank me I'm welcome"
>>
>>598048303
0/10 step up son.
>>
>>598042257
Would do even on her period god so lonely need a gf...
>>
Why does there seem to be no weed in Auckland at the moment
>>
>>598048359
Will my boipussy cheer you up
>>
>>598048384
I'm the guy who occasionally posts with the stomach ulcer but fair enough man, its so fucking dry.
>>
>>598048187
Hahahah hahahahaha no way I'm I posting my 3x3 to hipster for you
>>
>>598048440
I dont even smoke weed.
I used to think people were saying "one ounce" instead of one outs.

Fuck Im white.
>>
>>598048470
Cause there isn't. Vaping master race 50bag lasts me a week of daily seshing.
>>
taupofag back
how's everyone doing tonight?
>>
>>598048594
Vaping is alright, I just prefer an almighty bong hit tbh
>>
Next thread should be faces of b kiwi style.
>>
>>598048594
Legit vape or shitpen?
>>
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>>598048496
yea, come over :3
>>
>>598034391

Also hastings here. know where to get weed?
>>
>>598048705
Oh my this is unexpected... And lewd
>>
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>>598048676
Hits harder yes but vaping does the job. In times of drought you gotta save it mane.
>>598048678
MFLB with power adapter, get a couple dozen creamy 2L buckies off .3g of bud.
>>
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>>598048821
I wish m8,dry as fuck right now
>>
>>598048880
How did you get an MFLB in NZ? Did you get it from Shosha or something?
>>
>>598048705
damn...

her eyes are so qewt

i would kiss her eyes, nose, lips in that order

then in reverse order

then in a randomly generated order
>>
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>>598048869
we can even hold hands
>>
>>598048880
Sounds aight bro. I have a shitty vape pen, they suck.
>>
>>598048470
seems like its been dry for months
>>
>>598049105
Try mass drop it's where I got my vape shit.
Another 420 guy.
>>
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>>598048983
Got it shipped from the official site, that was a good 3 years ago now though. Namaste Vapes looks good too, nice online store.

>>598049105
It's more than aight, gets me and my girl well done.

>>598049106
Went dry over xmas as always but Jan wasn't bad at all. Feb has been shite.
>>
>>598048594
Vape here too but I broke my fucking mouthpiece. Only just managed to find a seller which didn't charge US$50 for shipping. Can't beat the vape for efficiency but gotta admit cones are much more satisfying.
>>
>>598049204
Thanks broennheim.
>>
>>598049087
Whaaaaaaa
>>
>>598049204
Are you the anon with the MFLB?
>>
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NAMASTE
>>
>>598044058

Would still fuck. Post contact details?
>>
>>598049393
Nope. Another guy in the thread already.
>>
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>>598049296
Can't beat a good cone. Rolled two joints tonight, one with keif, so chopped with that tram too.

>>598049393
I am, he isn't.
>>
>>598045672
I'll be drinking not disgustingly overpriced alcohol in my quiet room not full of obnoxious and violent drunk people screaming over the duff duff duff duff music while I casually browse youtube listening to whatever I choose. I'll use my own clean bathroom not worrying about steeping in piss or vomit and having to protect my hands with tissues before touching the lock (fuck using urinals). I'll be getting extremely intoxicated without worrying about losing my wallet or phone and forking out 60 dolars for a 15 minute taxi ride home.

Seriously, who fucking enjoys clubbing? You enjoy grinding and making out with obese herpes and std infected screaming obnoxious town bicycles? You enjoy being shoulder barged on purpose by some dude bro looking to start some shit toting a popped collar rock hard gelled hair and an ill fitting 'expensive' shirt?
>>
>>598049267
I haven't been able to get anything for around 6 months, and not for a lack trying.
>>
>>598049586
https://www.massdrop.com/buy?cat=vaping
>>
>>598027580
Ginger beer. Bundaberg.
>>
>>598049606
>Drink a bottle of Robitussin Dry Cough Forte
>Wait an hour, drink/smoke weed, drop pils
>Go into club
>???
>Now you're not an autistic fuck.
>>
>>598049267
>Jan wasn't bad at all.
Ay what. I wasn't able to find literally a single thing when I was looking in Jan
>>
>>598049709
It's who you know, bro.
>>
>>598049606
pretty much this.
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>Implying current timestamps
>>
>>598049714
https://www.massdrop.com/buy/mflb-finishing-grinder/talk
https://www.massdrop.com/buy/magicflight-laser-etched/talk
https://www.massdrop.com/buy/mflb-power-adapter/talk

My to buy list.
>>
>>598049832
it sure is. used to know people, now I don't.
>>
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>>598049606
>losing my wallet or phone
this is my legit fear like holy shit it should be a medical phobia
>>
Reporting In.

Late, but who cares

Holy shit any Slintbros out there hear about David? Shit ruined my night
>>
>>598049586
tramado is like the worlds shittiest 'opiode'
>>
>>598049724
My favourite soft drink, but right now I'm drinking Jameson mixed with Mammoth iced coffee.
>>
>>598049928
Tits? -hopeful Amerifag
>>
>>598050071

wait what happened with slint
>>
>>598050026
>Having to cancel your cards and get new ones.
>All forms of ID gone
>All your contacts and other information in someone elses hands.
>>
>>598049586
Nice, I think I suggested massdrop to you in the past.

>>598049943
Consider pic related
>>
>>598050180
David Pajo the guitarist tried to kill himself
>>
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>>598050071
damn...

RIP
>>
>>598027138
>>>/soc/
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>>598050152
If you don't mind older pics
>>
>>598050325
Bruh.

Was watching his vids of his family on YT, had to stop
>>
>>598050343
Cool, thanks!
Isn't the Internet a wonderful place?
>>
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>>598050246
stop triggering me
>>
>>598050340
But soc is full of penises :(
>>
>>598050286
I have an ecig 510 top but can't convert it to a weed vape ugh...
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
>>
>>598049447
you first :^)
>>
300 like the romans
>>
>>598050518
GODDAMMIT
>>598050560
>>
>>598050554
Catfish decent amount of game
>>
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>>598050447
Welcome.
>>
>>598030092
can you do one with brisbane?
>>
>>598050453
I cant you triggered me.
>>
>>598050321
>tried
is he still alive?
>>
>>598050321

ah shit that sucks
>>
>>598050554
post pic with timestamp and I will. Write Z above your pussy
>>
>>598050744
>>598050757

Yeah he's in police custody. He uploads videos of his family to a YT channel. Shit really depresses me eh
>>
>>598050684
Why aren't you in Auckland all those horny tinder fucks stealing my dates. T.T nice guys finish last.
>>
>>598048303
god you're stupid
>>
>>598050511
Yeah I wouldn't really bother with anything that screws onto an e-cig mod because those supposedly only work well with oil and wax, not so well with dry stuff.
>>
>>598050554
>>598050554
post pic with timestamp and I will. Write Z above your pussy
>>
>>598050673
?
>>
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>>598050828
Cause trapped in Thames.
>>
>>598050684
Does it please you to know that I'd really like to hang on to your hips and fuck you like crazy?
>>
>>598050929

The thread is dead though
>>
>no one makes a new thread
PEACE
i'm
OUT
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