ITT: Random Thoughts

how funny that in the 70s 80s a family could be sustained by only the man working.
Then people started getting greedy, women started working, and coincidentally a crisis came up and now both make as much as the man did then.

>inb4 tinfoil hat
I thought of this one day when waking up

I wonder how cults get members
I mean it can't be easy, I know that cult leaders are very charismatic but come on....

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>>598004927
i had a good one this morning but cant remember shit captain fug.
ill pose this question tho, what if humans are so driven by conflict because we are actually a fallback weaponised race for when shtf within a galactic community or someshit. lol. conflict is in our nature and most of our media is dominated by it

>>598006156
militarised*

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The defense of transexuals that they're justified to mutilate their bodies however they please if it means decreased risk in suicide goes out the window the moment they go out in the world and misrepresent themselves to fuck heteros.

>>598006156
that's a good one
we're animals too, we want turfs to control, people to be below us, we act like animals in a pack but with different things representing the turfs or the underdogs, like ranks in a job, or turfs from hoods where nig nogs shoot eachother up to countries fighting and taking eachother over

When I'm high, literally every time, I can only think about how professional athletes make a living off playing a game. We have People who save lives, work in an office, clean restrooms. While they play a fucking game. Idk man, just really hits me when I'm high

>>598006615
Who's we?

>>598006696
humans

>>598006681
You should see it less as them playing a game and more as them making entertainment and fueling the gambling industry

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More like a check em thread

>>598006681
they're basically paid to entertain
their jobs and paychecks come from how much interest people have in them instead of a resource they produce, unlike a worker in a factory or a lumberjack or whatever

it sucks to be an athlete because if you fuck up you go broke

also this
>>598007111

>>598004927
>What does my own cum taste like?

We've harnessed electricity, forced metal out of tubes faster than any living creature, broken through mountains, carved paths through the most treacherous terrain, and developed a system that has the possibility of connecting everyone on the planet as long as they have a cord to their computer
But the most likely thing to halt all of that is the possibility of a man in the sky judging you, an absolutely grandly insignificant creature, for the things you do as according to your nature.
I fucking hate humanity.

>>598006004
Watch The Master

>>598004927
is it bad to be "lazy"?
sometimes i feel guilty for living life how i want.
i mean I'm a full time student in college but my classes start at noon so i can keep up my late night schedule. i get my shit done, but usually i like to just chill at home and play some vidya i like seeing family/friends but i really need time to just chill. i see people my age working 2 jobs and going to school...( they are usually failing) but they try and I'm sure they aren't looked down on for taking more then they can handle. but i like to take what i can handle comfortably. is this wrong? any other anons like this that are successful? or at least have a GF?

I don't mind pre-op trannies, they're just fags that cater to a certain demographic of mild-faggotry. But letting someone chop off, mutilate their bodies, and feeding into their delusions just seems wrong.

I sometimes wish everyone ive ever met wasnt so shitty, but then i realise im probably just an autist whos just fucked up so ehh

>>598007469
you're on a good path, I also wonder about that a lot

don't follow everyone's ideal of a life, truth is you can be just as happy working a nine to five like making millions
it's all relative, to your environment, to your judgement, if you're happy and feel fulfilled after a day of playing

I have a girlfriend , had her for 3 years now, but can't assure you of the success part, because I'm just leaving for college

Sometimes I believe that I am actually dead and I have created all of you to distract me from the facts

>>598004927
Food is fucking bizarre. I understand the concept, I know how it works, but it's just fucking nutso to me. Like, in order to live, we must literally feast on the dead flesh of other beings, whether it be plant or animal. What's even more bizarre, are recipes. Like, how the fuck did something think:
"Oh, gee, I should grind the FUCK out of some wheat, add some water to it, and cook it over a fire. But, wait, this is bland. Now I'll just add some mushed tomatoes and spices to the top. But now it's messy.. I guess I better take some coagulated cow's milk and top it off with that. But what about the dead flesh of animals? Gotta have that. Now, I'll just mash up some beef and pork, force it into a cylinder shape, cut it into thin slices, and then put it all over the top of this amalgamation. Great idea."

>>598008048
nah youre not creative enough to create this many personalities. nice try though

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>>598004927

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i sometimes wonder why dreamscapes seem so familiar.
like i understand how dreams are somewhat memories but i have very distinct memories of dreams in places ive never seen before. i get they are also hybrids and shit but like. idk its just so damn vivid in some dreams and in a lot of cases i get that HOMELY feeling. like super familiar with the area. one was a small section of my old primary schools oval connected to a massive expanse of marshes but all of it felt really right. idk hard to describe but im sure others know the feel

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>>598004927
Why the shit called newfags have to come to 4chan to ruin everything...?

>inb4 yes oldfag...

>>598008250
Seriously sometimes the feeling is so strong that I feel as if I'm suffering from some sort of mental condition. Like I feel so strongly that I am dead that I am totally up for ending the lie at any time

I just now made the association of the words cooter and cooties. Whoah.

>>598008455
man dont hate the newfags,just mold them into jaded fucks like us :^)

Class systems are important because they successfully delegate both the most needed jobs and the worst jobs to main class and lower class respectively. Though it can seem inhumane when we look at class systems like feudalism (which was actually an economical success) but because of our capitalist system individuals are able to gain higher class standing with hard work and discipline.

i hate how people seem to actively avoid each other in public i don't know if it's because i'm a beaner or a man but i feel like everyone is so awkward in public so they just stick there nose to their phones.

i just can't wait to be king

I'm really into traps but I'm not gay.

I wanna die. I wanna live. I'm sad. I'm happy. Why was I born? When will I die? I'm the worst. I'm the best. I can do this! I can't do this...I'm afraid. I feel like I can do anything! I wanna go home...Is this my home? I'm so tired. I feel wide awake. I'm suffering. I feel satisfied. I wanna be with you. Leave me alone...Stay with me! Go away...FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT SLUT DIE BITCH PUSSY LIKE WANT NEED FUCK.............................................................................................................that felt good. I need a drink. RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP

RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP

RIP RIP

RIP

>>598008111
So literally evolution?

>>598008483
dont know what to tell u anon, probably just ignore the feeling. and even if you created us why should u care? were real enough to talk to. and how can u explain chocolate milk if we dont exist? we know your ass isnt touching udders or farming some beans in latin america.

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>>598008111
i find it easier to think of it as an engine. fuel in--energy out.
humans are a bizarre creature because we've harnessed the world to a point where we have the luxuries of creating what is considered tasty. before something which was tasty would be something high in protien/fats/sugars but now we can pick and choose and i have no doubt our bodies and shit are going to change to better suit this type of selective eating.
>>598008483
sometimes when i take a piss early morining it feels like when i was little and wet the bed, then i think maybe there was a hickup in a "matrix" style thing and there was a tube connected to my dick and all that. lol

If our minds are merely the result of chemical reactions in our brains, why are we conscious?

>>598005249
It should be obvious. Imagine the number of bananas being produced worldwide suddenly doubled, but demand stayed at the same level. Would you expect to pay the same amount of money for bananas?

>>598006004
They find whatever is missing from people's lives and give it to them, and then take it away. When you give a rat a dose of cocaine, once the effects wear off, it goes looking for more. The same concept can be easily applied to humans, even with intangible things like affection. "Love-bombing" is a common tactic used by cults. Many modern societies are atomised, people are cut off from social support mechanisms like family, religion and community. They crave emotional connection and they aren't getting enough of it. A person can easily take advantage of that and use seemingly-unconditional acceptance to reign another in, then withdraw the affection and watch the victim go looking for another hit. Cults are just that concept on a large scale. You can use anything that people want as the basis for a cult. Ponzi schemes can be broadly considered cults where the motivation being taken advantage of is financial gain.

>>598009240
RIP

>>598009598
How do you know you are conscious?

>>598008929
underrated post

>>598009240
see a therapist. those up and downs can be helped by pills, and drinking wont help you.

>>598008488
pretty sure thats just a coincidence anon, cause girls say boys have cooties to.

>>598009112
shit movie

>>598009200
nah anon youre gay

>>598009200
>Liking Dick.
Sorry to break it to you, but you're gay.

>>598009711
RIP in pieces

>>598005249
A crisis came up?

>>598004927
I think we're all put here for a reason, and no matter how grim it is, You play your part out.

My part is to help those in need with advice, then to Simply be thrown away, Like a used condom.

I'll eventually just end it all, Might as well make it worth it.

I'm not a robot.

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>>598008726
>mold them into jaded fucks like us
>Like somebody ever actually do that
>Not knowing what to lure is before start posting cancer threads

Hello newfriend...

>>598007144
checked

Elfrangelius doll fran freaky dork mine moon er carl baitely reck em ralph sock em robot fight ultra niggers

I'm watching Lone Survivor and Rambo III at the same time and the bad guys in Lone Survivor are the good guys in Rambo III. Pretty fucking crazy how things change!!

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i marvel at what complex beings we all are. like just looking at my dog they are their own living breathing conciousness. they may not know how things work to the extent humans do but they certainly have their own extensive knowledge of the world we arent privy to.

Is it at all possible for man to colonize another planet, ie. Mars? I could have sworn there was a kickstarter for this shit.

>>598004927
Really getting sick of women my age (19) and under or around it.
It's like they're all too caught up with shit to want a relationship. And I'm not a bad looking guy, I've been with like 5 women and 2 serious relationships.
But it's like they are drawn towards drama and double standards.
Can anyone give a young faggot some advice.

>>598010401
nigger

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>>598010397

Why is the millennial generation the worst generation? They're lazy, selfish, atheist, liberal, degenerate, entitled, inconsiderate and irresponsible little fucktards. Fucking millennials are hitting their 30's and they still act like little retarded immature faggots.

>>598010145
>Like somebody ever actually do that
>Not knowing what to lure is before start
i really would like to reply to you anon but with this grammar i have no idea what you're trying to say

>>598007389
you can figure that one out pretty easily

Perhaps everyone is a God and their bodies are universes of their own.

4Chan was a great idea.
People with less then great ideas started shitting on the great idea.

Am I the only one?
Is this really what a good chunk of humanity calls a good time? Just being shits on the internet?
I just come here for the porn, but fuck, when I glance at what people actually talk about on here makes me non-physically puke.
Good thread.

>>598010401
stupid nigger

There is nothing left here on this world for us. Nothing new. No marvelous creatures, awesome giants. No titans or glorious landscapes. We've seen it all. We have no need for adventurers.

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>>598010578

>>598009726
how do i not be gay
can i stop myself from being a faggot
i think i'm bi sexual
idk what to do
i don't want to be gay
i never want shit in my anus
i don't understand
pls explain

Masturbation sometimes can be a problem, the average man masturbates 2 times a week, Jesus was right , God did not give us long arms to fap, but to learn that we as men do not have the need to do it.

I wish my waifu were real. I mean, she's real in my heart, but I wish I could feel her. Hold her. Caress her in my arms and hear her whisper in my ear "It's all going to be daijoubu".

>>598010401
I'd recommend talking to different girls with different personalities and traits till you find one you like, not all woman are like that anon but if you go after the same kind of bitches over and over of course they're going to act the same way

>>598010771
tell that to the challenger deep, faggot.

>>598010823
fuck you faggot

>>598010919
I do it twice a night.

Athieists:1
Christians:0

>>598010771
True that, faggot. We probably won't live to see the neo-space age and if we do, most of us will be fucking old. Aslo, you're a fucking faggot.

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>>598010401
nigger

>>598010771
faggot

I would like to talk about content. We are very shallow when young, expecialy man, I would like to say the maturity process is kind of unfair, when we talk about bisuness processes, a specific knowlege about Information sistems we see that processes when not implemented correctly can lead to really uncessfull events. I would like to say maturity is like a bisuness process. You see, we start young, we do not know how much we lack content, and once you grow up you realise how much content you are yet to adquire, I tell you guys, grow on content, grow up, because when asked who we are, all we can say is I'am (not what I lived, nor what I achived but, can I engage you in joyfull conversation?) I just spoke with some peopple today, I had content, I had a way to make them have fun, this is what maurity is, the amount of contect you posses. I love you, good night

>>598011160
hard pls

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>>598004927
I'm starting to realize that I'm just the laughing stock of...everyone.

>>598010771
We still have the sea, and then space. And past that, the infinity of the multiverse.

>>598010999

Don't get me wrong. I hope they find something eventually. But, personally, I feel we've conquered this world. Maybe it's time to find a new one.

I legit have no idea where to meet chicks. I go to bars and clubs with friends, but every chick I talk to is a dumbass and every number I get goes nowhere.

Thinking of going to a farmers market, because Seth Rogen said to in Superbad. Fuck me with a rake...

>>598004927
I never understood why people care so much about recording everything in their lives. I feel like no one experiences life anymore because they are too concerned about catching things so they can post it on the net and have their 15 seconds

We humans are aware of what peace is, yet we don't advance it.
We know we are by nature born to be savages and fight, so why don't we overcome and evolve from it?

The thought of people knowing but not doing makes me frustrated.

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You will die but you will never know until it happens.

>>598011619

We're all already dead.

>>598011527
College parties/church, you stupid faggot.

>>598007469
>>598007987
i like you anons, last semester Im about to start looking for a job the next monday (got turned down for my dream job a few hours ago) just keep chillin mang and be thankful about the opportunity you have to chill not everyone is that lucky just dont go full bum

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>>598011619
>>598011741

>>598011573
Evolution takes time, dumb faggot. Give it some perspective, in 2000 years we have come a long way in terms of becoming more peaceful.

>>598006495

exactly.

All we know to be reality has been taught to us since our earliest childhood memories. Its all starts from a corupt base of knowledge. Fuck.

>>598010771
>no need for adventururs
Shit, man. There's no NEED for cheeseburgers but fatasses still gobble this shit out of them. In this day and age it doesn't matter what people need, it's all want now. If people like fucking shit that's been fucked before, then that's their problem.

>>598011773
I'm 24 in a few months, I feel like that's too old for college parties. And fuckin church? I haven't been to church since I was like 8.

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>>598010401

date older.

>>598010912
theres nothing wrong with liking cock anon, in my opinion its p sweet to get throatfucked. that urge of taking a big rod in your mouth, the feeling as you gag on the taste of sweaty man meat. nothing is better. then in those final moments when his thrusting becomes wild and frantic you know it is time. Bite down withthe strength of a sabre toothed tiger, when his low groans of arousal turn into shrieks of pure pain you will be able to fight those gay urges. i believe in you anon. god bless

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>>598012074
or we'll have destroyed ourselves

>>598010771
What about Inner Earth and Parallel Earth? We've also yet to explore Earth on a microscopic level.

>>598004927
Why is the latest generation such a lot of either drunk sluts or wrist slashing emos?

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>>598010771

i beg to differ. the shit im learning in my 222 theoretical physics is mind blowing. we dont know shit. we havent discovered shit. go to school kid.

>>598012074
I might have not meant literal evolution.

>>598011189
You made Jesus Cry(s)

>>598008962
I feel that all the time.
I feel super awkward in public and I so badly wish to be outgoing and fun, I fantasize about it all the time. But I always just try to not be noticed

>>598009686
but this is only half true, because the demand of bananas was higher than the production

all this happened in a couple of decades of economical booming, everything was going fine
It's not hard to believe that a big percent of americans are retarded enough to buy things with money they don't and won't have(credit) but this leading to a global economical crisis? gimme a break

by my point of view this was long planned, fueled by our endless greed, to get the working class in their place, make everyone work for little money, not just the males

>>598012694
You meant it figurative? Also, regarding your original comment, external factors force people to become violent, it isn't black and white. You dumb nigger.

>>598010771
You know what, this guy >>598010823 is right, you are a faggot. We're still finding new and freaky shit in the ocean. Not to mention the life we might find on other planets. Fuck your shit.

>>598010401
Date all kinds of women. Even girls, personality wise, you wouldnt normally date. Also, if you are more of a mature soul for your age then date older women. 25 or so is when women, Im assuming youre american here, stop being retarded, the majority that is, and more reasonable. I have always been a mature person for a majority of my life. I couldnt relate to my age group since i was about 8. So if you are in a case of maturity then date older women.

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>>598004927
>Think of one memory you have from yesterday, not something you know you must have done like wake up or eat, but an actual memory of doing the activity.

Got it? Good.

>Now do the same for the day before yesterday and the day before that.

>continue until failure.

>TL;DR: how much of our precious time on earth do we even really remember?

>>598007111
Nice trips, but the gambling "industry" is mainly underground and doesn't directly contribute to the economy nor does it generate revenue so it's a worthless industry if you can even call it one.

Why is the Greek nose so perfect?

>>598010919
Fuck me. I've fapped 4 times already today, and I haven't even gotten to my double before-bed fap session. 2 can't possibly be the average can it?

>>598013228
Fucking Guppies

>>598007144
What game is this?

>>598014194
Streets of Rage 2

>>598013906
Holy shit dude, even if you ever manage to get laid, you'll never be able to get it up or feel pleasure from sex. I feel sorry for you.

>>598006495
speaking as a tranny i agree
fuck those people who go out and try to trick people

>>598013906
I mean any average man with a job or responsabilities. Or anyone with a GF

>>598014462
I get laid fairly regularly, I rarely get pleasure from it, its more of a compulsion. My female partners reportedly enjoy it. One simply refers to me as her human sex toy.

Sometimes I get really angry when I see other people happy and enjoying things without me. Especially when I see my friends talking on twitter with inside jokes and shit. it makes me feel left out. But at the same times I hate myself for feeling this way bc I don't want them to be happy, but the thing is I just don't want them to be happy without me... am I a shit type person /b/ros?

>>598010943
I just want someone to tell me that it's going to be alright

If 4chan is kill, who will check my dubs?

>>598015274
You're a faggot, that's for sure.
>>598015393
It's not going to be alright, it gonna get worse, naive nigger.

>>598011809
don't give up bro, just be happy with what you have, be happy no matter what life throws at you, the key to happiness is being able to go to bed and not feel any regret if you don't wake up anymore

>>598014874
I own a construction company. No GF tho, just fuck buddies.

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Why are art students so annoying?

You think Satan was actually an OG that didn't want to play by Gods rule because he knew God acted like a fuckboy?

Why does OG Maco's EP bang so hard? I fucking hate niggers, but this is the most ignorantly satisfying trap music I've listen to since Gucci Mane.

If I go down the stairs with my left foot, I feel as if I'm going to fucking fall to my death. I'm not risking that shit.

I fap too much.

I keep old Halloween Candy under my mattress in case I feel like eating stale candy

Listening to "A Secret in the Deep Sea" makes me feel alone.

Only faggots like AoT and anyone that tried and argues that its a good show obviously sucks cock for breakfast.

I still look at my fingers when I'm typing. I feel like a pleb for it.

my APM for starcraft is shit.

my APM for street fighter is GDLK

I fapped using a boxing glove once.

I fapped a lot as a kid.

If the bitch is a virgin, she's average.

I fucked my toilet as a kid.

I'm not smart enough for NYC, but I'm glad I'm no art student.

I never had a hotdog

I never had a hotdog from up-town NY

I never had a hotdog from up-town NY with mayo

AKA

>>598011334
> spelling might be bait
> or might just have fewer iq points than chromosomes

>>598015861
Never tried a boxing glove. Was it enjoyable? Who the fuck would put mayo on a hotdog, thats sick.

>>598004927
Sometimes I think that people really hate their life and wish it would change, but they just give up along the way and just see life as an uphill battle. It's a pretty retarded thought, and it's probably common knowledge, but I just wonder how many people wake up each day and wish it were different you know? I know I do, and I'm guessing a lot of others do too.

When I look at mentally retarded people I get physically sick.

I don't hate them I just get disgusted. Like when I see them I just imagine them burping, spitting, and farting. I've never been mean to them but they unsetle me almost to the point where I have a phobia of them..

>>598016305
No shit faggot, everyone feels that, you "unique" cunt.

mma thinks they have martial arts figured out... yet guys who are considered "unorthodox" are hard to deal with. Like guys that are very skilled in karate. It just seems strange that they take a hard stance on what works and what doesnt.

>>598010771
>>598013571
and there's still TONS of new shit being discovered on land. There's so many undocumented plants, animals, fungi, bacteria, viruses, ANYTHING. You just gotta be willing to dig deep and put in the time. do you think it was easy for Magellan or Columbus when they set out on their voyages? it was practically like going to the moon was for us.

>>598013906
>>598014462
this is kinda true i fap a shit ton and i started fucking my gf alot half the time my dick would go soft from straight fucking for hours...also her pussy was so loose/my dick is thin whatever you wanna think

>>598016948
Sauce?

The Great Filter (Fermi Paradox) happens when every level 0[Kardashev Scale] intelligent civilization in its early attempts to test/understand high energy physics(i.e. CERN LHC) destroy its galaxy or universe by activating a powerful chain reaction at quantum scales(strange matter,micro black holes,etc)

>>598011809
going full bum seems kinda hard...you know how easy it is to fall back into a trade school and make decent dosh...but i like to think I'm working towards my "dream job" or at least something to earn me decent coin so i can enjoy my wealth in solitude or show some bitch i'm stable. honestly i'm happier then i have been in a long time even if the me having no job turns people off

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>>598017178
Looks like it's on her face.

>>598004927
im not a pedo but i wonder why in america that its not ok to even think that someone who is 16 is attractive. if you are 18 or older. I mean, its natural to be sexual at 13 but but its so demonized that no one ever admits that they would probably go lower than even 16 if they could get away with it. I actually think thats why its created a bunch of pedophiles because teenagers are legally off limits so they start to push it to the extreme into thinking about children because that is actually wrong and feels even more dangerous. I dont know. Just a thought.

>>598017682
Ayy lmao

>>598017512
or just likewise destroy its solar system.

socialization man it's just the norm

>>598016910
Nah, I got no problems getting up and staying up for fucking. I just can't get off in a cunt anymore, unless its super tight or something. Chicks like it tho, fuck til they're done, no obligation to make me cum. Like I said before, its not something I do for pleasure, its just something to do.

>>598007440
>The Master
thank you dear anon

>>598017717
It's actually a semi-recent thing. Up until the 70's, banging high school girls wasn't considered anything strange. In the 50's people married in high school etc etc.

What if life is actually a test that you agreed to in your actual life and your memory in the test was wiped so you don't know what you're being tested on until you die.

I wonder how many people on /b/ only browse /b/

Does anyone still browse [s4s]?

Why isn't /int/ more popular?

Why are there never any sexy women on /s/ anymore?

Why must the /sp/ mod do it for hot pockets?

Is there actually a purpose for /r9k/?

I miss /q/, that board directed me to some of the funniest threads on 4chan

>>598018533
Wait wait wait, hold on a sec...
There are other boards?

McCain took PR pictures with ISIS the same year many Americans were taken hostage in Syria

>>598007469
I am on my last year of my undergrad. Looking for work. An opportunity was presented to me, and I have a casual interview tomorrow. Pays alright, and it shouldn't conflict with my school schedule.

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>>598016179
The boxing gloves I used made it unpleasant. I would try using lotion or something if I ever want to try it again.

Also, I guess people in NY and Japan put mayo on hotdogs. Japanese people love that shit. Its fucking gross.

I'd rather fap to camwhores than pornstars

I like it when my Gf licks my nipples and jerks me.

I cant bust a nut with a girl giving me a BJ

My pubes got caught on my ex GF's braces once.

When I'm alone, I make sound effects from ultraman to myself and call myself autistic and then stop for a brief moment realizing I'm a piece of shit.

I fucking hate black twitter, black instagram, and black facebook.

I was in NY once and saw a nigerian get ran over in the subways. not one single NY faggot paid any attention. they were on their fucking phones trying to ignore it.

New Yorkers piss me the fuck off. They act like they care and they feel they are important when they're really not. I don't know why they have a page called "Humans of New York". its just a bunch of shit people spit for a basket case.

I can't stand a bitch with small finger nails.

I wish I could share a drink with Solid Snake and talk about how cheese is great.

I like cheese, but there is no Laotian dish that uses it. House parties and family gatherings are bearable because I'm either drunk off Heineken or the Listerine I drank in the bathroom.

AKA

>>598018756
I would like to thank the academy for these dubs

>>598018522
right but i wonder why that is

>>598018530
what if your life is the test?

i feel like /b/ is getting really fucking awful. Its just traps, loli, pedo, dubs, and roll threads for some girl thats on kik. I dont get it.

>>598009552
that is the most beautiful tatoo i have ever seen!

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I like to be watching tv on a couch for so long that I zone out and forget where I am.
Pic related I usually zone out to crime shows.

>>598019118
But what aspect of your life is the test?

>>598019573
looks like my view but my living room set up sucks

>>598004927
I think /b/ sucks now. No one works to get win anymore because they think they "le master troll" but it actually isnt funny. The win is what made shit epic but now its full of actual faggotry. So close to leaving and never coming back because its just garbage now

At any given point in the universe, from an onlookers perspective, we are doing things that we've already done.

As in, someone looking at us from a light year away is seeing us as we were a year ago.

Every one of our experiences is therefore something that will affect the future observations of a different person and vice versa for us viewing them.

>>598019780
Currently at a friends house. Fucker went to bed so I'm just chilling.

>>598004927
I feel like I'm Dostoyevsky's incarnation of misery; I exist merely to soak up the shit from everyone else so they could be happy.

>>598004927
Have you ever wondered that life in this planet is actually nothing more than the molecule of a much larger being, and that every single person in this universe is a different personality possibility of this one huge entity we are all a part of (much like our own cells in the body)

Taking into account that the universe is continuously expanding, much like a growing boy/girl

Life is fucking beautiful.
I love you all. You're all wonderful people.
Somebody come over. We can sit on my couch and drink some milk tea with me and we'll share our life stories. I'll learn about you and you'll learn about me.

All of science boggles my mind. Psychology, chemistry, astronomy ..etc
With Psychology you can tap into someones deepest fears and turn them on themselves.
With chemistry you can make any sort of contraption that could do anything really
Biology can teach us how to advance our own selves to an unbelievable standard
Astronomy. What can you say about that. Space is so vast how can we know what is actually out there?

i enjoy looking around and wondering how everything is built from streets to buildings to tiny electrical components. the thought process and how we have come so far as a species. brings me hope for this civilization.

>>598020821
All of the sciences but my mind is already on fire

>>598020020
Your scale is off by several orders of magnitude. If the universe is the entity then solar systems, or maybe even galaxies, are the cells. We'd be quarks at most, or possibly less, if there is something smaller.

>>598020816
thanks bro i love you too

>>598020821

yeah bad fucking shit is that pyschology is not a science you fucking fag

Should I fap? I already have twice today...
That guy is such a fool. Passive acceptance of evil and injustice starts with the words "it's none of my business."
I am the sword that smites evil! I can't allow even the most trivial of evils go unpunished!
Come on man, just world fallacy. You're not going to be able to "smite" all the evil you see.
But I can try, and that's what makes me different.
All the people looking around, scoffing internally. "I'm not like THEM. I'm not some SHEEP."
Do they not know that most of those people do the same?
I hope she poops on me, or at LEAST lets me put it in her ass. It's been too damn long, and she doesn't deny liking it. The fuck? She says she has to get used to it, but sticking a finger or two in occasionally is not helping much. I wish she wasn't so... Like she is when it comes to discussing sex. What's the big deal?
I wonder what people will think of this.
Wait, was it supposed to be thoughts we've had like, ever? Or recent ones? Eh, whatever, who's gonna read this shit. Really, CAPTCHA? Would you make up your fucking mind?! Earlier I was able to just click the fucking thing. Fuck you. Phone designers know what they were doing when they made "fuck" always come out as "duck" unless you specify. Fuckers.

>>598004927
Sick as fuck
Apple cider vinegar fucking hurts
I feel like dying.
Fuck this gay earth.

>>598021027
I'm a grill, btw

>>598021260
as far as fapping, as many as you need until you get a woman.

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>>598004927
I have
>pic related
from dominos
How man situps is this fucker worth?
Small cheese 8 slices.

>>598021401
fuck off neckbeard

>>598019635
your doing it now

>>598021260
Mildly entertaining. 6/10. I probably would have kek'd if you had written the last word as Duckers.

We are atoms bonded in such a way that they can understand themselves. The human mind is the mirror of the universe.

>go on 4chan
>everyone tells me to go to a counselor
>go to counselor
>tells me i need to go to a psychiatrist
>go to psychiatrist
>tells me counseling would be a better fit

welp i guess i've exhausted all options. i mean being rejected by the general public was p bad but being rejected by mental health professionals fucking hurts.

wtf am i supposed to do now?

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>>598010401
You can start by not being a filthy mud-blooded nigger.

>>598021609
uno sit up

>>598021609
The last two digts determine how man situps you do. Good luck, faggot.

I'm part of a chemical reaction that has been running uninterrupted for the last 13.7 billion years.

>>598004927
I dont get why people care so much about race, religion, or sexuality. If no one cared about any of it it would be so much easier to get along.

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>>598021401
sorry m'lady i haven't even asked your name.

>>598022451
51 sit ups is easy. lol

Everything we do is motivated by sex or dopamine we are like parasites and or viruses

>>598004927
I wonder if anyone would buy my boxers full of dried semen for a week if I offered them.

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>>598022451
Well shit.

>51

I do have an APFT to pass next week. I suppose this will get me ready.

Why is the millennial generation the worst generation? They're lazy, selfish, atheist, liberal, degenerate, entitled, inconsiderate and irresponsible little fucktards. Fucking millennials are hitting their 30's and they still act like little retarded immature faggots.

>>598022715
>"front leaning parade rest"

Those are cock pushups nigger.

>>598022987
Every generation is bad it's just that people have a view of older was better

>>598021118
>implegnating Psychology doesn't use the scientific methed

Up so facto faggot gravy maker's Mark nazi Bavaria Bohemia queen Latin pig eater potato van gogh ear lobe gauge douche Luke kid stupid.

>>598022565
CIS SCUM DO YOU ENJOY OPPRESSING WOMYN WITH "M'DAYLY"

>>598007410
for reals yo...during the Greco-Roman saga of humankind we were making leaps and bounds in philosophy, technology, art, and architecture, then all that came to a halt once Christianity came into the picture. Coincidence? I think not. It wasn't til the renaissance when shit started to really pick up again.

>>598007144
How the fuck, I didnt knwo you could do that.

If I sell semen and then have sex can I impregnate anyone and claim its not my fault?

>>598021804
4chan why have you forsaken me

you used to respond to me posts. i'm like 0/30 today

am i banned?

>>598022987
Says atheist and liberal like they are bad things. Fuck off you bigoted old useless redneck rightwing theocratic shitstain.

>>598021537
But I have a gf. Hence the anal and poop on.

>>598023630
I was fucked in the head once too and just told loved ones. You should talk to them

>>598023630
Shut up you crazy faggot, go back to talking to yourself and pretending theres a peephole in your room and that you are being watched all the time.

>>598024057
>implying i have loved ones

>>598024057
Fuck them they are useless.

>>598024129
Yes. I feel your feels its making my feels hard right now.

>>598024095
that's probably what i'll end up doing, thanks anon

at least i can assume i'm not banned now

>>598024033
i only read the first line...

>>598004927
death is imminent and final, we are all going to cease consciousness at some point. Probably in some painful/slow way

this shit is fucking with me daily, it's taking meaning out of my life entirely

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I wish I could remember more, I wish I. Could stand up for myself, I wish I gave less fucks

>>598010771
"In a society which has removed all adventure the only adventure left is to remove that society."

>>598004927
I practice an ancient kung fu style. I never talk about it because since mma has become a thing people think its bullshit but it has honestly saved my life in some very serious situations. Yet, i cant ever tell my story because people really believe kung fu doesnt work. Its frustrating.

>>598024129
You need to tell them what you want then if they say something else is needed. Say you don't care if they think you need something else

>>598023630
Tell me your story. I'm very interested. Also, I have one temporary "fucked in the head" story due to massive amount of drugs taken one night...havent been the same since.

>>598025015
Where'd you learn it

>>598025238
Tell your drug story

>>598024250
Well that's my plans for the weekend man... if you need someone to talk to my kik is theayylmaoinvader I can solve all your problems with dick pics.

>>598025238
I know a dude with that same drug story. Is your name Peter?

>>598025241
I want to remain anonymous and would be disrespectful to mention who and where, anyway, but i am a practitioner who is absolutely no master. I study under a sifu with a very very strong lineage. We go well beyond the form

>>598015861
where do you study in ny i'm a college student here now?

>>598025317
It's really dark, deep, and I hate reliving it. I still get flashbacks about it daily, and I have developed some really bad social anxiety that comes about randomly, although not as much when I'm with friends. It happened about last year and the only thing that's helped is daily meditation.

when you get high and masturbate, you realize that your whole life is centered around survival. From the tiny single cell organisms that we came from we have all been striving to survive this whole time and the ones who fought the hardest survived and we have evolved past just physically surviving we now survive through our kin and the ideas and knowledge we pass on to them. We not only want our genetic makeup to survive we want our ideals to survive and live on. crazy shit

>>598025409
nah i can pass on the dick pics thanks for offering though
>>598025022
if they don't feel like i'm worth being treated they're probably fine... it's really expensive to me and if they're going to half ass it i might as well do plan A
>>598025238
no story tbh. diagnosed with persistent depressive disorder and social anxiety disorder 14 years ago, recently decided to get treatment again and got the same diagnoses and started looking into treatments. so i've been depressed for over half my life and i can't even pay someone to care.

>>598021804
be come aware of your problems
not deceived by your presumption of what your problems are

be come truly AWARE

>>598025655
nah, not Peter. Okay I'll post the redux of the story
>cocaine
>massive amount of molly (one of the girls i was with was a dealer and let me have as much as I want, straight powder)
feelsgoodman.jpg
>night starts to get weird in a motel
>weirdness spills out into public via train station and bus
>got beat up by random guy at stranger because of said weirdness
I...I really can't fill in the rest of the details. Sorry but this will have to do. Now I'm on a mission to get the fuck out of my city and move somewhere else so I don't have someone recognize me from that night

>>598027065
>redux
fuck I'm a tard...thought "redux" meant abbreviated...

>>598026642
Oh that sucks... I understand why you like to talk about it here... it kind of helps.>>598026642

> Kik is still on the table man we could just chat a lil no dick pics unless you request them (you probably will).

i always want more, i feel theres no point in life until you recieve everything you want. what you feel like you deserve. and i get envious of those that have perfect genetics, families etc. the perfect head start. So i grind. even then i don't feel ill be satisfied even if i manage to reach to top. But dammit i'll try till my heart stops beating. i won't ever be satisfied...

>>598027402
My respect for you is reduxed.

I don't understand the hype over the book (And Movie), Fifty Shades of Grey. It was like an illiterate 8 year old with the mind of a person without a sex life wrote it while watching bdsm.

>>598004927
What is life as we know it is really just how we see it. To other people you are completely different than who you believe you are.

>>598027727
Yeah girls are fucking weird man.

>>598027065
Shit. Well, good luck on the mission. If you end up in Calgary, I'm currently hiring.

>>598005249
Anon, I believe it is deeper than just that. I truly believe in the organic aspect of history; the culture always changes when the especies and the progress needs it. Today, we have a population already too big. History's way to stop overpopulation is having women working too, being more independent. Sad thing they also have to be so bitchy about it.

>>598027727
its the same thing with twilight. I read a lot. Its my favorite thing really. I truly dont understand it, however, i think its interesting to people who dont read normally. Kind of like people who love the transformers movies but dont get simple sort of smart films like pulp fiction. People who dont know how to think basically.

>>598028316
Ahh I understand now.

>>598023871
>Throwing around buzzword insults

2/10 dumb faggot. Typical ignorant liberal faggot, enjoy that nigger cock up your ass, fucking degenerate.

>>598027922
Canada wouldn't be off the table (currently USA). My plan is to get into the military for 4 years, then with the money that I'll save up, do my bit of travelling, then relocate for a fresh start.

>>598027065
>got beat up by random guy at stranger because of said weirdness
>at stranger
I meant to write 'at train station'...sorry I only had a few hours of sleep last night

>>598009598
that is conscious nigga. just like if a computer AI has a complex enough system, it will become conscious and self aware as well.

>>598006681
People will always pay you for something they want and that only you can offer. That's the basic law, it aplies to all the other jobs, including government jobs. If you stop to think about it, athletes win money because they offer people all around the world entertainment, and only they can do that shit, they train for a lot of time and are very dedicated professionals. If you have something worth selling, and people want to buy it, why not? This is capitalism, god dammit.

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I'm a gargantuan hall of famer
On stage with a ball and chain,
a barbarian on paper
Every bar's tailored for your pallbearer
Allahu Akbar, A battling rap god/bar maker
Bar mitzvah, glass jaw breaker
Large tray full of shots like a bar waiter
Raw cadence, walkin' around crossfaded
Givin' you them raw haymakers

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Iggy Azalea makes me feel like I'm living in a really bad comedy movie. Like the type of movie where a man puts on a fat suit and a wig and pretends to be a woman, and everyone in the movie for some reason just believes it

She looks and sounds like a suburban housewife that sneaks out at night to be a famous rapper and everyone for some reason just accepts it and thinks she's great and I just don't understand it.

>>598028580
Travelling is awesome. Best thing I did once my company started showing a decent profit was a yearly trip to another country. A new place every year. There is so much shit to see and do. I highly recommend it.

>>598028431
yeah, I think they just like everything spelled out for them. I even read those books that are hugely popular and they make me want to puke. They spoon feed the reader, full of cliches, plot holes galore, crappy dialogue, and overall are vapid and insipid but... thats what some people want. I think its unfortunate and sad but its true. Some people dont want to think at all about their film, books, music, or any other art. They just want to be told what to do, think, and feel. Its just the way it is.

Religion is stupid

>>598010684
in a poetic sense, yes. but just like god is a construct imagined by a bunch of humans, your body as a whole of individual cells is a god because of those cell's interacting together as a whole

>>598008376
the current theory of dreams is that they are a product of your brain organizing and putting away information, both sensory and thought. sometimes familiar things come up alongside things that arent so familiar and they blend in your perception.

>>598027418
i don't have a kik either man, this is literally the first time someone is asking me to communicate on social media

you're a good person anon

I'm spending valentines day Alon for the first time in 3 years. My gf died

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>598010771
Born to late to explore the sea.
Born to early to explore the space.

>>598010771
which is why we should move onto the next. This is why i had major feels during Interstellar. Watching the take off from Earth was like watching Gohan destroy Cell, epic

all lolicons must fucking hang

>>598029422
do you have the the print for that shit? hahaha

>>598029296
You are speaking the truth.

>>598029380
Nick?

>>598010912
being a faggot and being gay are two different things. being gay isn't bad, just dont make a big fucking deal of it and no one else will either. know that people are biased and not everyone will like you, but no one is like by everyone. you dont have to take dick in the anus, in fact most gay sex is oral. anal sex is actually only practiced by a slim majority of gays.

>>598006004
People are looking for an easy solution or a meaning to life. If some comes up to them and shows them a way, they'll most likely follow it.

>>598029148
That's my goal in life...to be comfortable enough to afford a vacation in some exotic place each year <3 what's you're favorite place that you've vacationed at thus far?

always think about this .. a person is born blind their entire life ...since dreams come from what we see throughout the day ....what the fuck do they dream of when they sleep?

>>598029331
The whole concept of dreams weirds me the fuck out. Its simplest to say I don't dream, but since people assert that is impossible, I usually go with "I don't remember ever dreaming". Not even fading memories as I awake. The idea of hallucinating while I sleep seems strange and so very weird to me. How do you go about your lives knowing that your brain is just gonna make up shit for you see at night?

>>598030346
Cuba was gorgeous, and the people there were the nicest I've met. But me and my girl stumbled on this secluded, huge, completely vacant black sand beach in Bali that I will remember for the rest of my life. It was stunningly beautiful.

>>598010771
You're both wrong and a faggot

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>>598023463
Where do you guys get this bullshit pseudo-history that Christians are somehow responsible for preventing invention of technology?
Every militant atheist has their belief about the christian dark ages while ignoring all of the exploration and associated tech (ship building, weapons, etc...) undertaken during that same time by empires supporting a missionary purposed charter. Society advanced as it did... deal with it,
>but jesus prevented my generation from having jetpacks

Nonsense.

>>598025893
I go to school in RI. I have family in NY so I go down there often.

>>598030548
shit if you don't remember dreaming then try sleeping on your belly and make sure to get at least 7 hours of it. thats my formula for making myself dream.

And on what dreams are, they are just the byproduct of your brain storing information for long term memory. perhaps that stimulates other memories and your imagination which results in dreams or something else entirely.. cool shit

>>598010999
Trips checked.

I think often about the fact I can remember the exact moment when I came into existence but I can't remember just before it or just after it. I remember exactly how it felt the moment my brain was capable of functioning normally but there is no way for me to describe it. The best description I can give is just null senses and perfect black vision.

>>598031099
don't be ignorant to the fact that the bible has limits aka taboos and such that only prevent things like abortion, stem cell research, etc. ships and shit aren't in its crosshairs

If the older we get the more used to living we are, so the faster time will appear, does the same apply for the universe?

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>>598031099
That's a pasta faggot(and an inaccurately written one at that)
Here is the original

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i would love to get a lap dance from this chick. i wouldn't jizz in my pants, but i would probably have to jerk off in the bathroom of the strip club.