since i eventually lose control and just start humping things like a dog because i refuse to masturbate
I'm silent as fuck, but i keep saying to myself
>See, you ain't gay
>You're in a woman
>NO! don't think of men
>You are in this woman
>C'mon you can finish
>Finish or she'll think you're gay!
>Think of something quick!
>Oh yeah Lee Pace
>NO! NO! FUCK NO!
>Oh but gawd it's so good!
Blurt out as i cum
>I AM NOT GAY!
That's usually what happens.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Yes, I did memorize this.
I see ur using GIMP thar...
>tfw a photoshop wizard
>blackmail girls with shooped fakes
>they literally do not know they aren't real pics of them, wonder how I got them, I was that good
>make switch from winshit to to linux
>cannot for the life of me get PS to work on wine
>can't get good with gimp no matter how hard I try
Anybody want it in color?