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It's my birthday /b/. I'm 25 and I haven't got

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It's my birthday /b/. I'm 25 and I haven't got birthday party for a decade, and I will most likely never have another again. Can I have my mini party ITT? Maybe just stop by for a virtual drink?
Thanks guys.
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>>597931163
Happy birthday, anon. If you lived nearby I'd throw you a party
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>>597931163
Happy birthday OP!
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>>597931163

may the force be with you
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>>597931163
You need more Mexican friends. And I am white.
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>>597931163
Happy birthday anon! We love you <3
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Happy birthday!
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Anon
Another year older and another year behind you. Don't waste your years counting days but instead spend them getting wasted.
Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday anon, I'll crack open a cold one for you.
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>>597931163
Happy b day, moar of her?
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HB from argentina. We are white btw.
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>>597931163
die
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>>597931163
Happy Bday nigga :)
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i'm drinking one for you bro, happy birthday
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Happy bday drink this u fag
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25 ?! Be strong.. You're already old
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happy birthday matey! if i were close i would join this anon >>597931364
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25 years ago you (probably) made a bunch of people very happy by coming into this world. You're (probably) still making plenty of people happy today, just by being there. There's more people caring about you than you might think.
Happy /b/irthday.
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I think OP is a pretty cool guy. Eh is 25 and doesn't afraid of anything.
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happy birthday anon, if i'd live near you i'd throw you down a party
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>>597931163
happy birthday bro

fireballs shots on the way
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Мира и процветания :)
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Cheers
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OP here. Woah, thanks guys! I was not expecting such huge turnout.
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>>597931163
Aye, happy birthday fellow op. Best of wishes luck and fortune. May You find lots of happiness, love, bliss and fulfillment on Your journey. We do love You, and we do care about You.
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happy B-Day anon
So what gift do you want from us ?
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>>597931163

Happy bday faggot.

Youre not the only one here...
im 24.. my last "party" was with 11? 3 friends came that day..
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ITT: people actually being decent.

I'm impressed, /b/
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>>597931163
24
i've never had a birthday party in my life.
bringing some vodka and pickles.
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>>597932570
>>597931163
Oh yeah! Is there something You'd perhaps like from us? We'll try our best.
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Happy Birthday man :D
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I know that feel, OP. 31 here, birthdays are shit now.

Used to be you'd have parties with all your friends and get presents and eat cake and candy and shit. Nowadays, it's just another day.

I've started just doing shit for myself on my birthday now. Last year I went to Amsterdam and fucked a bunch of hookers. That was bretty gud. Year before that, I went to Krispy Kreme, they gave me an extra dozen for free, and had a satanist wish me a happy birthday on the bus on the way home.

Just go do something nice for yourself. Maybe get a hooker. Hookers are pretty great.
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>>597931163
I'm eighteen and have never had a party. I likely never will.
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>>597931163
Do you have Garry's mod? We could have some fun on there
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Happy Birthday OP
Dubble cheers
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Happy burday!!
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>>597931163
Happy birthday anon! I'll have a drink with you. Cheers to another year!
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>>597932789
Bump
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>>597931163
Happy birthday Op :)
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>>597932652
>>597932779
>>597932918
This party is now dedicated to all people who had no b-day party. You are all cool kids now.
>>597932933
Nope. I was just feeling a bit down, so I came to 4chan. Not disappointed. Best party ever.
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Happy birthday OP! Don't worry, everyone has a bad life sometimes. There are happy times and sad times, everyone has them, beautiful or ugly, rich or poor, young or old.

Hang in there, man. I do not know you, I don't know how you look like, I don't know the sound of your voice... but I wish you the best of luck.

*Anon*
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>>597931163
Hey man, whats you name?
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>>597933587
Happy Birthday, I made you a card!
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>>597931163
Happy birthday anon.
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>>597932789
No thanks, you already did well. I just wanted a little company.
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>>597933702
Holy shit! Thanks man! Saved, will take care of it until end of my life.
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>>597931163
Happy birthday anon, I haven't had a party for the past 12 years either but we all got each other.
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Happy birthday anon.
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>>597931163
Happy birthday, anon.
Remember to take it easy.
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>>597931163
Happy birthday! Birthday parties are overrated anyway anon, cheer up.
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>>597931163
I haven't had birthday parties since i was young either op. I might go to the local with a few friends for a pint or two but thats it.

happy birthday OP
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>>597931163
Happy bday nigga! I'll be sure to pour one out for you once I get back from the gym and jerk off a little.
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Yo man here's one for you
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>>597931163
gaze upon the wonder that is this picture for a while. it always sparks my imagination and hopes. happy birthday /b/rother.
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i m 25 now and i cannot remember last time i was with some one in my birthday...
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>>597931163
happy bday man. i spent the last 3 new years and birthdays a home alone smokin weed doing nothing :-) im 22 btw
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>>597934819

I like the cut of this man's jib.

Also, happy fuckin birthday. I'll have a drink for you tonight, but right now it's time to get blazed.

Here's something I find to be encouraging during the low times.
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>>597931163
>virtual drink
Get some friends and have a real fucking drink you faggot
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>>597935662
>disagreeable detected
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>>597931163
Happy birthday you faggot
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>>597935662
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Cheers to you Anon, I take a sip of my beer in your honor.
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Congratualitions anon. I hope you' ll have a good year up ahead. maybe you can try a teamsport this year. Or sign up for bootcamp classes, maybe you'll meet some one.

Hey buddy I wish you all the best from the Netherlands.
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Happy b.day OP..

I wasn't planning to drink tonight but here you go..

Cheers!!
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>>597935896
now you sir,
you know how to fucking post!

cheers
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Hey mate, just became 25 too. No parties and no birthdays for me too, shit sucks. Happy birthday man, hope the next one will better.
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>>597931163
Virtual toast to you anon
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u r a fag.
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Happy birthday OP!

I brought a cake as well, hope you enjoy it.
A hail for you
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happy birthday
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Have a great one op! I don't have a drink right now so have one for me ;)
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happy birthday anon
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Happy B'day
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>>597931163
I don't have any liquor at the moment, but happy birthday. Make your day worthwhile man. Here's cat Washington
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>>597931826
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happy birthday
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Happy birthday, anon ^^
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>>597931163
Happy birthday, OP.
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>>597935559
>let's get blazed
subhuman faggot detected
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>>597936180
Thanks man, nice cake!
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>>597931826
Kek
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>>597931163
Who cares about birthday parties?

Also, happy birthday OP!

Also check 'em
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Drinking some vodka for you, OP. Happy birthday.
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Gratulations on accomplishing yet another year from me and my dawg!
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>>597931163
Happy Birthday. Have a giggle.
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>>597931163
Happy birthday buddy. I know the feel of being alone on a birthday. Good luck and good fortune to you, look both ways before crossing a street and never fall for a pretty face.
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>>597937426
He's so fucking happy
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>>597937783
The hype of labradors when you go for a walk is unmatched.
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drinking beer, just took a big swig for ya
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>>597937444
Shieeet. Also nice trips. Checked.
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>>597938127
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>>597937426
That looks like a fine dog I must tell ya!
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>>597931163
happy birthday anon.. keep yo' head up
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>>597937426
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Op, you wanna play some vidya?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y01dMT4AiJA
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Happy birthday buddy , I wish you many more to come ,
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>>597939206
I think I will have a drink, smoke at the midnight and go to bed. But you can add me on steam if you want. We can play some L2D2 or something. Anyone interested can add me, I need more friends. Kek.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FOXO_SK/
>>597939330
Woah, amazing song, never heard it before, thanks!
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>>597940846
Thanks man. Saved, it goes right into my personal photo album.
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>>597931163
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What music you guys into?
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>>597941586
saved
>>597941628
OP listens to this when he can't sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTWdiaS3uq4
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>>597942011
Op knows what to listen to
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>>597941628
I like
>Burial
>Four Tet
>Quantic, the fifth exotic
>Ametsub
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>>597931163
Happy birthday, anon, I hope you have a wonderful time ahead filled with parties.
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>>597942011
Huh, that's really nice.
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Happy birthday OP, hope you're enjoying your party
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Alles gute zum Geburtstag
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>>597931163
Happy Birthday mate, have a troll
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>>597943459
I know right? It really takes my mind on ride. For a moment, all my worries are gone.

>>597943770
Best party I ever been to. Thank you guys, you are all true /b/ros.
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Cheers from Denmark, OP!
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>>597931163
Happy birthday OP
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>>597944788
Checked!
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>>597945344
And I even got dubs too.
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happy bday from an aspiring drawfag op

sorry its rushed and shit
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Happy birthday, OP.
I baked you terrorist cookies.
Sincerest faggotry,
Anon
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happy birthday dude the worst feeling in the world is having no birthday party
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Here's a few more cookies for ya, OP.
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>>597946518
Thanks man, it's actually pretty nice.

>>597946538
>>597947674
Awesome. The first one looks like dead terrorist.
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>>597931163

23 and didn't have a birthday party since my 18th. I don't care that much for it, my birthday isn't so important it needs to be celebrated.
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Happy birthday faggot
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Happy birthday OP, you ain't a faggot.
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>>597931163
What do you not have friends or coworkers? Hell just walk into a bar and shout it's my birthday!!! Protip it works.
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Happy birthday, OP. And I hope they get better every year from this point on.

Keep on truckin'
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>>597931163
>>597937663
heres the best cake i could make for you anon. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>597948070
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Ayyyo happy birthday lil nigga keep ya stick on the ice nah mean
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>>597931163
heres another in case you like strawberry
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>>597932001
not OP, but what a nice thing to say, have a nice day anon
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let's write him a sweet message bros :)
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Where do you live dude? Know its a long shot but I'm in Manchester if you want a beer
That goes for anyone, I'm bored
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>>597931163
It might look like we're all fucking insane on /b/, but in real life, we're all probably happily gay, intelligent people that have good conversations
You're not alone
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>>597931163
happy birthday op

somebody should bring the party van to this thread
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>>597931163
Merry birthday anon!
Have great day, you may be alone in your room, but your /b/ro's are with you always.
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>>597950631
>happily gay
not everyone in /b/ is gay
only OP
but just not this OP this time.
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My roomies birthday was the other day and mine is in 4 days, ill have a drink with ya.

Happy Birthday faggot
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>>597931163
happy birthday man :)
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>>597949073
I lost connection to all my childhood friends. And since next semester at uni starts on monday, I don't get a chance to be around my classmates either. I don't really have that many friends, I'm quiet introvert. I would not be able to pull that pub stunt, there would be spaghetti on the floor.
>>597950252
In the middle of the Europe. Too far for a walk.
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>>597951093
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>>597931163

Happy 25th birthday /b/uddy. Here, have a hug.
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Happy /b/-day Anon, there are allways bros near you, only a cable away
Have a great day
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Happy birthday :)... Don't be sad, there are much worse things than birthday parties. For instance, I am sad because I am stupid. I really loved one girl, we were happy together but I never told her, that there is something more than just friendship and now it's too late. But never mind and enjoy your birthday even you have no party.
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happy bday /b/uddy :)

don't be sad, song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yeNzL7rTU
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>>597951497
happy /b/-day OP
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Bon anniversaire from France, dude!
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>>597931163
GO make friends
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Happy birthday anon! Sorry nobody could be there, but you have your /b/ros, for what it's worth
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Happy birthday /b/rother. Hope you enjoy many more.
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>>597931163
Kill urself
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