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Caught a mouse, 34 decides

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Caught a mouse, 34 decides
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Set it free
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Let it run free
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Drown and suffocate it
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>>597848051
Sharpie in the pooper
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Put it your mum's panties
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Set free
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Kiss it and get aids
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>>597848051

set it free
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IN ANUS OBVIOUSLY
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>>597848051
Draw and strap a vest onto it's chest and run outside screaming happy birthday, and throw it at your nearest neighbours window
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Rolling for the /b/ space program.
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Keep as a pet
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>>597848338
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Put it in your butt.
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Let it bite your dick then post pics.
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>>597848338
Re-rollin. Put it in yo butt.
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>>597848051
mail it
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find a cat to entertain it.
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>>597848051
shit on it
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free dat bitch
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slowly insert a knife into it's abdomen
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In the ass it goes
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Into the butt it goes :^)
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adopt it
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>>597848431
>>597848436

I am glad you two didn't get it
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>>597848436
So close! Re-roll.
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>>597848051
to space
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Give it a rimjob then shove it up your ass
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>>597848338
That
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>>597848479
re roll
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>>597848388
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cmon anon: do the right thing and set it free, outside.
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Shoot it in the head with a bb-gun.
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>>597848051
make it bit your penis
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make it bite your cock
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Let it go
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make a small hat for it and give it a noble feast
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Cut it's tail off and use it to hang it
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>>597848532
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let it gooo
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Put that lil nigga into orbit
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Flush it down the toilet, alive.
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bumping for set it free outside
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>>597848051
You are late, anon delivered yesterday with a live mouse sacrifice with a dull knife.
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>>597848550
re nigger
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>>597848590

Fuckers eat the cords man, only faith can decide.
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Name it Jerry, then buy a cat and name him Tom.
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>>597848515

reroll
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>>597848629
reroll
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Show your mom and tell her it crawled out of your butt.
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Fuck it until it explodes
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>tie helium baloons on limbs
>sent into outerspace

34 get
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>>597848629
i want this one!
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>>597848697

bump
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In the butt
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Stick it in your ass, then release it from your anus in the great outdoors and let it continue on its exciting life as a newly shit covered mouse.
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Lick it
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>>597848051
stick it up yor ass
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Bite it's head off
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mousey in the pooper
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Smoke it.
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Set it free, then kill yourself.
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Skin it. Then wear its hide as a dick sheathe.
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Cut its head off
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Wash him and keep as pet
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>>597848051
Lick the mouse and swallow, then let it go
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in anus

>34
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Let it survive, set it free in some tall grass or a bush.
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set free outside
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>>597848802

smoke it like ribs or grass?
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>>597848802
Again
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Take a shit on it.
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Show it a bunch of flashing colors to see if it gets a seizure
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>>597848051
let him go 2 miles from your house so he doesnt get back in
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Swallow it whole.
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Shove it up your ass, you piece of shit.
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Make it your pet and look after it.
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Darude - Sandstorm
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>>597848737

So close...
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Cook it and eat it because your poor
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Eat it with out cooking it
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>>597848898
Grass.
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>>597848888
quads overide. this is winrar. set free outside.
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Mouse in blender. drink mouse smoothe
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"Lemmiwinks" the little bastard
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Order mcdonalds and put it in your happy meal. Return the happy meal and wait.
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Cum on it and then set it free.
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>>597848051
make out with it for two minutes then set it free.
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>>597848629
plz op
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Put pot on stove place mouse in put lid on. Turn on stove and profit.
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Skin the beast. Then wear its skin as a dick sheathe.
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>>597848884
Reroll
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>>597848972

rolling for smoke the mouse then
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>>597848888
Quads are the law.
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>>597848051
Eat it
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Make a costume for it and raise it as a son.
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Raise it as your mouse son.
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Set it free
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Bind it on one of these mini rockets from walmart and shoot it up in space
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Fill the bucket a quarter with water and drown it. Take video.
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Kill it and then give it a Viking funeral.
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>>597849037
>dick sheathe

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