>porn blaring through the room from the shattered tv with ashtray stuck in it
What kind of story is this? I'll read it later.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the funny banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the funny banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the funny banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life
This... this right here is one of the best ever.
Sorry not green text but still worth sharing
Slightly depressing and long but worth the read
Not sure if this has been posted but it's one of my favourites
I've read it
Not worth the read
You're a faggot and this green text is shit.
Anybody have that green text where the dudes gf is a jar of prego sauce? thought i had it saved but cant find it anywhere and that shits my fav
I love it because the guy lives such an extraordinary life and that makes me feel like I need to as well. Stories like this have really helped bring me out of my shell.
Already posted :)
Thanks for sticking with me anons, enjoy the story
Yeah the anon I got it from said he lost it. I'm satisfied though.
If you guys want more there's this, but warning there's major feels at the end
its been around longer, the faggot just stole from an old cap, some fuck capped that
god damn it fuck you, my neighbor's kid is over here right now because niggers gonna nig and apparently lock their kids out while they go out for several hours, and I woke him up with my laughter and couldn't explain what I was laughing at
Read this one?
means its nigger posting time
glad to help a fellow anon scare the nigs
Does anyone have this following story that was posted on /b/ for like a month with followups and shit? I can't fucking find it. Here's the basic plot to what I remember.
>guys a kid in the like late 90's, he has a single mom
>single mom is a stoner and a cunt
>knows this one young female
>this female is really nice to him since his life blows
>they have sex a few times and whatnot
I also think if I recall the dude met up with the chick too.
True vet here! Post some if you got em. Here's Amy, one of my favorites.
what is with you feelers
well i guess i'll post the few vidya feels i have.
Damn dude, i fucked some chick a couple years ago, came a lil inside as i pulled out, she was saying prior that she was preggo, not sure if BS but that kid is starting to look like me.