A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden gay semen.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger ask the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping , oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking it clean. "But first i need to start a YLYL thread on /b/."
I think I have found a cure for the banana cancer that devastates threads on /b/. Please hear me out:
My theory is that the banana was initially posted as something amusing because of its inconsistencies, which provoked an inability on the reader of successfully explaining the situation.
After laughing it for a while, this feeling was forgotten but underlie on every one of us; the picture started to become an irritating symbol, and so was employed by your typical low-class troll as bait.
Perhaps the reason why they cannot let go of the banana is because they need to understand it, but they do not. They keep reposting it in search of an explanation. They do not get the joke, and they expect to eventually get an answer if they keep posting it.
And hey, they succeeded at it. The answer, which I am about to share with you, I found here on /b/ yesterday. I will not claim authorship of this explanation, it was a fellow anon. My contribution is the realization that sharing this explanation with every last one of us may eradicate the cancerous banana.
Just like it is said of a ghost that still had pending business on Earth and had to get it resolved before being able to cross to the other side, the banana is hanging around us hoping we will find out the truth of its situation. And when we do, it will disappear from our lives.
Because it will not be funny anymore, not even for the people who reposts them only to infuriate whoever they can get. It will not be funny because the truth will finally be understood, and that human urge to explain everything, the same urge that made our science advance to the point of being able to catapult us to space among the stars, will be finally satisfied and hence forgotten along with its symbol.
And the explanation is this:
And the explanation is this:
Bill is the Original Poster of the banana image on Facebook. John sees it and shares it on his wall without giving credit to Bill. When the later realizes this, makes a series of sarcastic comments while John replies with apologetic ones, although John is cheeky enough to not let anyone outside of the joke understand what really happened.
When the female member makes her comment, appreciating John's sense of humor, Bill intercepts the compliment and takes it upon himself, hoping that it will finally be clearly understood that, if anyone deserves any praise for sharing this picture, it is him and not John.
We have before our eyes a small-scale copyright fight between two males to conquer the attention of a desirable female.
And now that you understand it and see it this way, it is not funny anymore. Every sentence here has acquired a different meaning, a more logical, sensible one, and on this transformation it has lost its comedic value.
Please share this explanation. For the treatment of this situation I would prescribe this copypasta taken every four hours on /b/ for a week. I can only hope that it will work.
Please, we can defeat cancer together. Share it, do your part. It is worth giving it a try, don't you think?
TL;DR: please share this copypasta to eradicate banana cancer.
P.S: in this picture there is a wrong explanation. It has been posted for an illustrative purpose. It is an early attempt at its interpretation, which shows the tendency of people to find a meaning to it.
Well, it's not like you're helping.
I thought the banana people were trying to make an artistic statement about how every YLYL thread has the same unfunny recycled garbage anymore, so they were simply contributing to the rest of the unfunny shit-that-isn't-new with more shit that is even less new.
Some of them yes indeed.
But many are just trolls that like to infuriate other people.
After all, if you don't like YLYL threads, then fucking stay out of it. You don't need to spoil it for other with bananas and waste your time doing that.
every YLYL thread for me it's now like a feels thread m8s...
i'm tired,please...really really tired.
it's not funny,never was for me,it's just edgy little m8 trying to troll...
You see..you could post anything...and you choose to post what everyone else is posting...just,no more.
EVERYONE IS POSTING BANANAS ITS THE NEW HOT THING THESE DAYS
can anybody photoshop the banana onto this kid right here?
I'm just saying I thought that's why the banana fags post the stupid banana.
I just lurk through and try to find funny shit I haven't already seen.
Someone has way too much fucking time on their hands to sit there and shop bananas into shit. I'm with you: if you don't like it, just go do something else instead of ruining it for everyone else.
Seriously though... why can't mods just ban these fucks for spamming?
spread this. The god damn banana is dead. Trips destroyed it.
Every time I see that pic I think of this tv show called pob from when I was a kid. Pic related
You might also like this, if you missed it somehow.
The "Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015".
the banana is forever and ill make sure of it... i have no job because i dont need money.. i smoke alot of pot and like to make things.. i never have any ideas... but the banana is my muse and i will continue to make banana oc on a daily basis for years to come
Exactly nigga. Milhouse is forever. So is puddi
Dont have any more saved
His website is http://textastrophe.com/
If you like that guy you might also like David Thorne (http://www.27bslash6.com/) and http://www.dontevenreply.com/
you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
from my cringe folder, but it always makes me laugh
his confusion about the weird shit the internet has to offer always gets me
Why do all russians playing this game suck so fucking hard?
sweet deep-fried frog legs, that shit was prime!