b, what r ur valentines day plans ?

Gonna play Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. For the entire weekend.

didn't make plans yet. i don't really get what's so fucking special about valentine's day that one needs to go out that night. will prob just spend some quiet time with the lass.

Fuck the girl I've been wanting to fuck for years that just turned 18. She's had a crush on me forever but the time has come.

>>597524731
godspeed

Be MIA to all girls

>>597523777
Taking my girlfriend to lunch for our date and then we are going to have a movie night all evening with some comfort food probably

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Most likely sitting by myself wondering if the TWO girls that dumped me last year are getting their brains fucked out by other guys...

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>>597525538
they are

>>597523777

Going to watch rugby and get steaming drunk. My gf is going shopping. Everybody wins.

Grad school interview weekend. This is the first Valentine's Day I'll have a girlfriend, and I'll be across the country. But we'll be celebrating tonight, I think.

>>597525538
Aweee, I'm sure someone would fuck your brains out if you stopped being so sad

Same as every other valentines day, nothing.

>tfw never had gf

Visiting my parents with my husband.. fml really.. would much rather not have to visit.

Dinner, movie, sex. Then Xbox for the rest of the night.

>>597523777
Trips checked.
Nothing, gf will be skiing with family

>>597523777
This

>candles
>rose petals
>chocolates
i'm going all out. i just hope my hand appreciates it

>>597523777
None by birthday is on monday so its never depressed me

>apart from that one time I got a necklace for some chick in high school and she dumped me as I gave it to her on valentines day

fucking bitch

Drinking Jack, sitting in my room playing vidya, and enjoying myself because that's what the weekend is for.

since i'm alone, i'm gonna get me some good heroin and enjoy my weekend watching a few good old movies.

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>>597523777
drink coke
eat pringles
play wow
play dota
play kotor
eat pringles

>>597526135
Chris Roberts?

Sushi, then sex with the wife. She has work earlier, so gonna send flowers to her work.

I have a date with my right hand.

>>597526220
ultimate no lifer

>>597523777

Diablo 3

Hook up with a girl I knew from high school and watch that movie about bondage sex that women apparently love.

>stay home
>finish my space engineers penis worship
>dab
>cry

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Got a birthday party otherwise I'd be at home bawwing because she's with her new bf.

>>597523777
Going to a football game with my friends.
Get drunk as fuck.
Going to a party.
Get even more drunk.
Gf stays home.
Don't give a fuck.

>>597523777
Roleplay with my gf
>Never did this

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>>597523777
spend the entire weekend alone

>>597526358
The fact that a girl is letting you take her to that movie on Valentines day says you're 100% getting fucked. No doubt about it

>>597526115
Kekele

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>>597525956
tits o gtfo

Arma 3 Wasteland altis !

>>597526225
na josh

why did that actually happen to someone you know aswell

>>597523777

Pretty much nothing as usual. I hate that day.

Its my bday, no GF brake up month ago, I guess getting drunk and high, and hopefully meet someone to fuck

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couples yoga then a lot of sex

>>597526291
Thanks, I guess.

Sex all night with a fuck buddy
Jealous? She's fat so you probably shouldn't be

Taking my girl out to this restaurant in Canary Wharf called Roka then probably spending the evening at mine. Might go Arsenal on the Sunday as well.

>>597526794
it wasn't a compliment, more of an observation

>>597526537
Dinner? Oh how about you just come over to my place and I'll cook you something, It'll be easier than trying to find a table somewhere
"oh ok yeah"
>everythingaccordingtoplan.jpg

gonna jerk off so much I will be shooting air out of my dick.

>>597526853
>mfw chick wanted to fuck when she was still in a relationship. broke up with her bf, i didn't really want to do it. she came over, fatter than i thought. soft 5 mins in. she got mad, tried sucking me off when my shit was al dente.
i know that feel anon

>>597527038
DON'T DO THIS! It makes mustard gas that kills you dead

>>597526537
that's bullshit. knew a fucking cunt that i did so much shit for, went out a bunch of times, including v day. didn't get fucking shit from her.

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Going to grab a cup of coffee from our favorite coffee shop, pick up a dozen roses and take them to her grave on a cold windy Cleveland afternoon and spend as much time with her as I can before I start freezing...

>>597524731
Inb4 friendzoned

Thanks for reminding me to stay out of the library until next week. Creepy desperate grills are always after me because I'm fucking kawaii.

I'm going to cuckold a guy.

>>597527169
It's not too bad. She's kinda clingy, hence why she wanted valentine's with me
But she lets me do absolutely whatever I want to her so that's a plus

Smoking weed with my girlfriend and two of my best friends, we got some Bubblegum Kush

>>597526961
Meh, i'll take it as a compliment anyways.

>>597527265
she was yours by right

I have no idea what to get boyfriend, never done this before.

>>597527265
Read, pal. I said "that" movie. He was talking about Fifty Shades of Grey. If you knew the context of the movie my statement is 100% true. Don't be so sad and pissed off.

>>597523777
Get lessons on how to play table top 40k, I'm very much looking forward to it.

>>597523777
fetus position, crying under a warm shower

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>>597527865
>fetus position

Molly, couple beers, single desperate females.

>>597527976
>>597527865
kek

>>597526725
same as me anon! r u me?!

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This, in a nutshell.

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>>597523777

LAN party with a few friends and lots of beer all weekend long

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>>597527268

>>597528150
This guy gets it
Single best night of the year to go to clubs... except maybe halloween

>>597524731
inb4 autistic work of fiction

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>>597527268

>>597527268
well damn, sunshine. aren't you just a depressing little cunt

First valentines day ive been single in 7 years. I have no fucking clue. Prolly final fantasy until like 7 then a shitty dive bar where other lonely fags will be. Drop like 30 bucks on food and beer. $60 if someone stops to chat. Stumble home around the corner and pass out.

>>597527268
Damn bro. I'm sorry. But holy shit did you just fuck my day up.

>>597526220
me too

>>597529027
>>597528896
>>597528877
Sorry anons, that's just the plan. She was the only woman I'll love that much. She was the perfect woman. She's been gone for a year now, and since she passed I'll never be the same.

watch tv and eat junk food

My roommate is paying me to go on the town so he can fuck his girlfriend in our apartment. Before you think he's some alpha god, hes 280 lbs and shes 50-something. We're 27. I'm probably gonna get drunk and go watch a movie or something.

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Probably gonna stay in and have a BIG WANK

>>597528636
Do you often wonder if you'll ever kiss a girl anon?

>>597529804
top kek

>>597529614
>roommate confirmed for being alpha god

>>597525804

I don't have a huge problem getting laid, it's getting them to stick around that's the issue.

>>597527696
yeah this.
gf has already told me how much I'm getting fucked after that movie.
hey..easy v-day for me.

>>597523777

Might marathon Naruto, haven't watched it since the fight against Pain.

I'll be watching live music with my best friends, hyped as fuck

>>597523777
drink. heavily. however vd day is easier than new years. at least the couples dont all kiss at once.

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>>597529804

Had a few relationships, since the last girl I was with moved to a town almost 1000km away a few months ago I'm enjoying some time with my friends

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Karneval in Germany. It's basically like halloween, only that it lasts for five days and most women are down to fuck.

I broke up with my girlfriend last week and feeling pretty shitty right now, so I guess I'll try to fuck someone to get my mind off her.

>>597523777

blood on the tracks

>>597523777
>eat 1g of molly
>melt on the floor
>go home
>sleep until monday

Pretty much a standard saturday

>>597528427
Same

>>597530836
Same place as you man.
Gf broke up with me Friday, won't tell me why - probably cheated on me.
Been out every night since banging bitches.
I still feel like shit.
I wish there was a ill i could take that would reverse time by 10 years.

>>597531115
thijs?

>>597523777

Same thing I do every night OP

Try to take over the internet

>>597529589
Cheer up /b/ro !

>>597523777
Fuck my wife like every other day, this time I'll surprise her with another girl.

>>597531189
We broke up because she couldn't handle that I'm going abroad for one semester - which won't happen until october anyway.

Actually I'm sort of glad that it's over, because if she won't support me, then fuck her. But from what I know, her way of moving on is usually finding someone new rather quick.
So I guess this will happen sometime in the next two months or something and it will hurt like a bitch. I miss cuddling with her or licking her butthole.
But maybe I can move on by finding someone new too or just get over her through random bitches.

>>597523777
This girl and I are going out for a hike and picnic for our third date.

Weather is amazing right now in SE Texas.

>>597531189
Also, sorry for you mean. Cheating is the worst thing.

You'll get through it man. You sound like someone who can easily find someone new.

Dropkick murphy's concert at Paris. That will be soooo great.

>>597527268
noooooooo, i was legitimately laughing at posts from several threads and now i feel like shit. fuck.

I hope she enjoys the roses, anon.

Skype date with the girlfriend and watch Netflix together

>>597531973
I know she will anon, they're her favorite.

>>597531818
I don't want someone new.
Bitches aint shit man.
>>597531693
She doesn't sound like a good person to be in a relationship anyway, if she would rather break up than at least trying she aint worth shit.

>>597523777

i'm gonna hug my pillow really hard, i'm gonna whisper to it like i did before, every time it listens... gonna hump it and cuddle afterwards...I love it the most in the whole world

>>597525686
This but without the gf bs

>>597523777
dinner, movie, alcohols, presents, unprotected sex.
just how the jews told me to do it.
no really, im actually doing this.

Probably play Evolve and Dying Light all day while trying not to be depressed about the ex.
ugh, i need to get over her.

Probably try not to cry then cry

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Hey guys can I be a meme now?

>>597523777
dat face when your girlfriend might have the flu so she tells you to go fuck your other girlfriend for vday

>>597523777
Prepping my move. Shit sucks.

>>597523777
Rape my daughter so that she can never enjoy valentines day again

>>597523777
Gonna let my gf get fucked by her ex.. Been letting her fuck around a lot lately. And the idea of the ex is super fuckin hot for both of us. Real excited tbh

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Me, the wife and some friends are going to fucked up on booze and molly.
Then go see some strippers.
Then party.

>>597523777
Taking my girlfriend to see 50 Shades of Grey, taking her shopping at a store called White House Black Market and then probably dinner at her favorite Thai place.

>>597532207
Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me. Shit, I'm even telling it myself.

I miss her a lot though. We talked for a bit yesterday and it felt like almost nothing had changed. I don't know, maybe in a two years or something she is mature enough. Maybe I'll be with someone much more loveable then here then.

But right now all I can think about is that I'm alone again. Even with the actual massive support from friends and family. Today is the first evening since the breakup I don't have any plans for though, unless my housemates are up for something. So this will definitely be tough.

>>597532858
she doesnt want you to get sick, meaning she obviously cares about you. so fuck her anyway. she'll think its mushy as shit and be wetter than a motherfucker.
then still go fuck the other girlfriend.

Going to fancy reception with wife, staying at hotel at said reception, get tipsy, and have sloppy sex all night.

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>>597531599
>Cheer up /b/ro !
>up /b/ro !
>/b/ro !

Go to chinese restaurant with gf then home where i give her my present (New vibrator) then animal sex till pull the shit out of here.i'm a fucking romantic.

>>597533043
kek

>>597523777
My girlfriend and I have a tradition of doing LSD and shrooms together on Vallentines Day. This year will be our 3rd year in a row, for a while we weren't sure we'd be able to find everything we needed, but got lucky.

Just pizza and no pants, all day

>>597533676
Faggot detected

I'm going to be working.

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>>597533171

I've always wanted to have an amazing night doing acid with a girlfriend.

*sigh*

>>597533410
True. Sick one has a car and works, other one doesn't have a car so i have to go back the school i just graduated to get some.
>drive 2 hours roundtrip, or masturbate?
>tissuebox.exe

get out of low priority Q in Dota 2

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>>597524731
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, I lined up a babysitter my wife is 7 months preggie. Where to go?

>>597533776

Pretty much exactly what I mean. That sounds perfect to me. >>597534001

Been dating a girl for a while.
Sexually active.
Probably I'll buy her a camera since she's a graphic designer.
She likes cheap analog cameras.

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>>597527268
I'm sorry anon ;_;

My girl and I weren't really planning on anything, but a girl I met on a trip to Vegas wants to visit. So she flies up this week.

Plans are now to go shooting with a buddy and the girls at a local military base (Lewis-McChord joint base) come back, I'm gonna cook (they want spaghetti) and a threesome. Sounds like my kinda night.

/B/rothers, you have shared a lot with me over the years, my girl is OK with OC being posted from it, but we'll see what our guest days, but I may have some presents for you

Visit my girlf 250 miles away (I'd be doing that anyway), give to her a single flower, then get stoned and fuck her brains out, eat food and enjoy life for a few days

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>>597534740
Thank you for the sympathy anon.

go watch 50 Shades in Cali while I'm down there

alone and after dark, obviously

>>597534922

eyyyy another washington fag

Oly here

>>597533043
father of the year

>>597535322
And we both got dem dubs.

Used to have a friend down near Oly, but rarely made it down there.

>>597523777

I guess I might kill myself. My girlfriend of 27 years is leaving to spend time with some other guy in BC.

>>597530836
[trömmelsche intensifies]

>>597535662

Yeah, I like living here more than anywhere else I've lived in the US, it's a lot calmer and more peaceful. Fuck Lakewood though, shitty town in addition to having some super shitty memories for me now.

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>>597523777
http://rebeccalive18.tumblr.com/

free live now

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>>597536435
good idea

>>597533676
Say the guy who get his images from Facebook.

>>597523887
ditto

>>597536562
I moved here from Vegas, and have been all over the country. I miss Arkansas some times, but I don't think I'll ever leave the PNW