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Australia Thread. >postcodes >mates & cunts >nudes

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Australia Thread.

>postcodes
>mates & cunts
>nudes
>more cunts
>general straya chat
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Some chick from SA anyone know her name?
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2285 lets go
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commodores are shit
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So is this cunt gunna survive the next election, Not fuckin likely
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21, Male, South Australia.
Think it would be cool to meet another anon and just chill. If anyone's interested let me know.
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>>597491468
>from SA
>reads somethingawful
>feels
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>>597491649
It's true. Kingswood all the way cunt.
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>>597491649
I agree with you.

>>597491650
Nope, he's fucked.
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>>597491660
south australia is a big place anon. might want to be a bit more specific
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>>597491650
his scrawny bitch deputy is gonna gillard his arse
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>>597491766
go earlier fuck knuckle eh - hr . isee what you did there but your still a cunt
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2572 here. Drinking coffee and planning to have a toke.
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>>597491543
2320 here cunt
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>>597491395
4132 here
looking for a new dealer since my last one has started selling me some real dry shit
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2147

Why are girls fucking insane?
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>>597491949
19 year old dude. and you? sup tonight?
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anyone have nudes of demi mimmack?
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3099, here

Anyone know where i can sell my soul for one o these
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7050

Fuck yeah Tasmania
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>>597491468
That's the only info you know ? Requesting sarsha Rufus or jemma jemz pics

5021
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>>597491951
>4132
fucking logan cunt aye
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>>597491993
2137

Because of men.
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4509 North Lakes QLD reporting in cunts, who wants to get maccas?
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4118 m8s. Let's chat cause I'm bored as fuck brah
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>>597491949
>2320 here cunt

How's Rudafed treating you
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>>597491706
>see pic of naked girl
>feel awful
that's pretty fucking gay m8 r u a poof?
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2282 fuckers
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2032 reporting ^.^
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Sydney Eastern suburbs
>may or may not have goodies to sell you
>defiantly not pills or caps though.
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Toorak toff check in
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2117 reporting in.
How are you cunts going?
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4011 ayeee
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>>597492117
was posted in an Australia thread on /o/
some guys ex gf or something
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>>597492352
Closest I've ever seen someone to me, was just at Kingsford maccas braaa
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>>597491650
hope so
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Sup cunts, Adelaide here REPRESENT
5095
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>>597492346
sex and age?
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>>597491829
5041 sorry forgot to add it.
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4120 hawyagaan cunts
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2500 stinging for a beug
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2304 newcastle
If anyone needs a hookup for anything really in newcastle
looking for some chill people to smoke with
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>>597492392
Look at this posh cunt
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>>597492496
what's your bogan level m8?
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4300 braz
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>>597492437

Implying i'm a Braa?
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4301 bruh
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>>597492243
No they're fucking mental even without men
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>>597491395
3462 ya cunt.
Fuckin aye cunt. Drinkin' moonshine and can't see any abos so life is shit good mate.
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>>597491993
Daniel go to sleep :^)
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2317 nelson bay area... whos out there for beers
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>>597492666
Checked em and I am now Sorry satan
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>>597492346
ayy lmao you're 5 mins away from me whatup
>>597492519
assuming you are too cunt
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>>597492668
fuckin toff
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5097, Tea Tree Plaza area, Adelaide

Probs gonna be selling tabs soon at 10 bucks each so yeah, might post a thread when I get em
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>>597492656
Where in Springfield Lakes bro? I go there pretty recently, used to work at Orion as well.
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2640
Someone come play with me
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2148 checking in /b/rahz!
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3175
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>>597492758
Cunt don't be hating
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>>597492656
bruh
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4127 here
who gets cooked and plays ps4 on the reg?
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>>597492656
>>597492668
DOB faggets I'm sure
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>>597492483
Obvious bait is obvious.
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4211. any goldfags around?
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>>597492825
nah im RBP mate
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>>597492839
>3175
noice
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4556 rep.
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>>597492826
Typical western suburbs
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4817 faggots. Got work in the morning
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>>597492965
I be wot yoo dib gare,
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>>597492994
same
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3011.
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>>597491915
Fuck oath cunt, I was ~this~ close to buying an HK Monaro coupe a couple years ago...

Oh well, back looking for that HQ panelvan I guess.
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>>597492428
Bugger couldn't find it. Cheers though bro.
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>>597491468
That's sunnies Shaza. Right top bird she is. Rough as guts but a good chick. G'day, yackandandah, boomerang, wollomolo
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>>597493047
Western?
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>>597492693
My theory is that women live for a mans cum. Most of them anyway. It's biological.
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>>597492136
Look cunt you got the goods or not before I deck ya
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>>597492994
Ah fuck I hate that place. Drove past it today on the way back from Marburg.
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bitch i fuck
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>>597492994
Paul?
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3030 reporting in cunts
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3137
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>>597492938
Go fuck yourself, Abbott lover.
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>>597492836
Typical western suburbs smh
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>>597493066
well be fucked of all the dankest mongolian anime image boards you could have picked you had to pick this one
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>>597492826
Fucking mexicans
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4037
No mates brah
No nudes either
CUNT
Bored as fuck neet.
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4073 here. The mean streets of Sinnamon Park, get it inya
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>>597492258
4509 here
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2259
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>>597493151
nudes?
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>>597493076
Footscray cunt?
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5084 reppin
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>>597493194
Ikr. Always comin over to our best pubs and clubs
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You fucks better pray abbot stays in power or that womanchild Bishop gets to call the shots.

VICfag here anyway
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>>597493103
it's probably been taken down because /o/ is sfw
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Eatons Hill/Albany Creek what's up cunts? Just started pissing down here.
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4220 goldfag reporting in.
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What is the best claw hammer in the world and why is it this one?
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>>597493287
Fuckin oath. Go root your own big-handed adams-apple sporting Kings Cross faggots
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>>597493231
fucking hectic in the hood there cunt
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tfw never any anons in my area
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anyone know where to get roidz? SydneyFag here.
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>>597493251
sup neighbour
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>>597493183
the dankest m9
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3934 here
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>>597491660
You fucker this is how we get repeats of Ivan Milat and Chopper shit you dumb cunt
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>>597493279
how bogan an area is 5084?
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Twixie
2605
https://www.face
book.com/Twixthewhor3
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>>597493393
Roids are shit. Lifting is good, but if I've realized one thing, being a huge stocky mother fucker is intimidating to most men and women.
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>>597492539
greenslopes 4120 blaze it brah
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0810
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>>597493393
Clen isnt a steroid.....
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2011 represent
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>>597493279
Any nudes m8
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>>597493379
Are u feeling alright mate?
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Aussie Aussie Aussie
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>>597493340
just moved from there like a week ago. worst sub.
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3051 -23m. Too fucking hot to sleep.
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4121 here
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3023
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>>597491395
If anyone knows "Nicolette DuPont" from Aussie...shes likely a he.
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>>597492056
>tfw my mate has a 302 Windsor XW GS Falcon, complete stock as a rock condition sitting in his garage untouched

Same as pic related.
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>>597493156
nah how old are ya ?
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>>597493058
Mag niggah
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>>597493416
what? more info please?
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>>597492346
2298 homeslice
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>>597492584
Hahaha why because of clayfield??
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>>597493058
4814 how do you get an job in thia hole
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>>597493479
Nah mate. Half left. The Beams taken hold
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>>597493420

A crazy dude tried to break in to our house after I left for work the other day.

Great area.
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>>597493457
>Darwin
Never seen an NT fag on here.
>>597493486
Which one? I'm in Eatons Hill. It's pretty fucking lush here.
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>>597493386
Mate you wouldnt last 7 seconds in this hood
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>>597492983
yeye 4211 Beechmont m8
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>>597493513
Does he have tats and a Harley
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>>597493462
well do you know somewhere I can get clen from? searching for 2-3 weeks now and nothing..
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>>597493476

nah mate, I ain't got any nudes
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>>597492826
Thats the ugliest dick i've ever seen
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>>597492588
literally not even bogan at all tbh
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>>597493535
newwwy braaaah
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>>597493552
You dont fuck cant do newman fucked us up here in the north
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>>597493555
why is everything north of the city so bogan?
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>>597493568
Albany Creek, imo theres some pretty scum fuckers there.
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>>597493554
Well obviously
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>>597492836
/b/lacktown fag
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>>597493628
Nope.
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>>597492483
Then perhaps you meant "hope not". As in "Not fuckin' likely"... "Hope not".
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>>597493244
Cunt come get maccas on anzac avenue
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>>597493568
well i left in 2007

pic related
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>>597493151
She will die to the multiple venomous things in the ocean behind her.

Be ready for no pussy.
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>>597493513
Nice
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>>597493528
You don't fucking know who Ivan Milat or Chopper are? Are you fucking not Australian or just Downs? Or are you fucking 8?
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>>597493639
What are u like 10. GTFO cunt
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2340
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>>597493693
reppin westpoint brah!
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>>597493393
Die like Zyzz, faggot.
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>>597492826
Phimosis.
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>>597493770
This
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>>597493666
Moved here 6 months ago from 4702 thinking yeah it will be fine job will be easy to find. Present day still delivering pizzas to fags and boongs
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>>597493781
Do 10yr olds often see dicks??
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>>597493648
oaaaath. fuck the jets
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Any chicks in the newcastle area?
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>>597493645
that's cool, up to much anon?
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>>597493678
Really? Where abouts in AC? Most people who I know there are in pretty good areas in there. Only part that ruins it is the high school kids. I've honestly never heard anyone call Albany Creek scummy.
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Oyes
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>>597493689
Way to continue the conversation. nobjockey.
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7010.
Any Hobart faggots in the thread?
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what happened to 4301 springers fag ?
what age and highschool?
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>>597493220
Fucking Houso cunts, get off the fucking centrelink and do something with your life you useless fucking useless monkey.
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>>597493770
I live under a rock

also here is a couple from SA that drive around with no pants on. if you find them you can fuck them.
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>>597493856
Are u even Aussie cunt. Of course they do
>>597493845
Nah. Does it look like it?
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>>597491650
>stops the boats
>kills the spill

>big tone
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>>597493926
Fucking hate that body kit. Natural VZ FTW
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>>597493858
im more of a knights man myself

(also i go for sydney fc pls no bully)
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Anyone from 3555 or the surrounding area?
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>>597493968
I live in SA. Who are they? Do you know them?
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fucking sick cunts m8. why does everyone cunt says cunt in strya m8. how dem kangas hoppin?
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>>597493853
Yeah thinking of moving out of this shit hole. In a shit dead end job cant get out of it
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5096 here, any northern suburbs nudes?
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>>597493936
Well sorry mate. What do u wanna talk about. Ice?
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>>597493940
there's more people here from darwin.
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>>597493998
body kit its a senator fuckwit
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>>597494033
they post ads on craigslist all the time
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>>597493998
Yes it is terrible on executives etc. Always with pain flaking off the fibre glass. Only looks good on genuine club sports. This ones a ls1 turbo club sport
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>>597494004
i got love for the knights. your alright
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>>597493631
Go to the bus stop nearest to your house. I've taped some under the seat. I've attached my PayPal email address and price. Don't let me down.
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>>597493972
I don't know about you bro but at 10yrs old i wasn't actively looking for dicks, Dont know about you on the other hand mate...

Thats pretty gay bro...
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>>597494137
Senator sorry
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>>597493926
nice ricer cunt
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3220 fucking rep
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>>597494138
#dtk
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>>597493568
Yeah you've never seen an NTfag because no one in the fucking territory has internet, they're all fucking boongs too busy sniffing petrol to fucking call optus and set up a fucking internet connection.
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>>597492584
M8 I'm a 4007
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>>597492076
Tasmania has teh internet?
> 4103
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>>597494091
Nah mate, not looking to stab a cunt. Just sweet chiba and bourbon for me. You an ice fiend or something?
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2138 reporting in
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4670 Bundaberg.

Saw a guy chasing another guy down the street with a leaf blower today.
sakes i missed this town...lol
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>>597494167
dont be a faggot
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>>597494225
de gubberment cunt will do the internets der
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4350 got da hook up
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>>597494227What suburbs that bud!? I'm in clayfield
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KEK LOOK AT ALL THESE AUSFAGS AND THEIR 4-DIGIT PLEB AREA CODES
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>>597494227
4007 maaaaaate
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2906 faggots canberra represent
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>>597493279
5095 (Mawson Lakes) reporting in. Im just down the road from you.

>>597492496 HOLY FUCK WHICH SIDE OF MAWSON LAKES? Im in the bridges!
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>>597494182
Don't care what variation, it looks like arse. The cut-in flare on the rear bumper and gap-tooth look of the front kills it
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>>597494167
I like you. Hell, you can even fuck my sister
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>>597493394
where abouts are you?
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>>597493645

As in i'm not a guy haha
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>>597494238
not looking to stab a cunt what are you a fucking pussy or something
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>>597494225
Hahaha.
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>>597492812
H-How would one go about contacting you...? Im the guy who just posted from 5095
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>>597493770
Who the fuck has never heard of those cunts. Probably hasn't heard about the Port Arthur massacre either.
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>>597494115
Stock from the factory, aftermarket, don't care. Looks like arse.
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>>597494238
Hah. I bet u don't even have a knife. Fuckin paki
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>>597494351
T-Bar reppin
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>>597494383
lake macquarie
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>>597493968
Ever fucking heard of Google, look up Ivan Milat and Chopper Reid, two blokes he made a living killing backpackers who were autistic enough to go fucking hiking in soem fucking bushlands out in the middle of fucking whoop-whoop by themselves, dumb cunts deserved it if you ask me, fucking thinning out the polluted herd of the human race, getting rid of the dumb cunts ensures only the worthy survive.
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>>597494225
>internet is better than walls to paint on.
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>>597494447
He is probably underage
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>>597494385
women can still be bogan.
but it's nice to know you're not one.

are you perhaps a qt by any chance?
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OI M8
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>>597494227
noice, i'm fuckin 4017
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>>597494496
Fuck off faggot.
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>>597494467
Nah no knife, just this 90cm bastard sword
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>>597493968
Do you know the Port Arthur Massacre? Or The Rum Rebellion?
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>>597494354
4007 is ascot/hamilton bruh
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>>597494447
only heard of chopper cuz he a famous cunt, on tv and shit m8.
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>>597493547
idfk aye
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4215
need shrooms and i'm too scared to pick them myself
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>>597494350
fucking this cunt over here, what a legend
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Someone near 2050 come over and use me
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>>597494371
heeey
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>>597494394
Well if we're talking about stabbing pussy I've got this little dagger that'd do nicely
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>>597494530
Oi nah cunt don't be doing that
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>>597491951
4132 here as well
Logan bogans, damn this place is full of bogans.
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>>597494467
What kind of cunt gets a hook up off a anom chinese manga forum and then doesnt stab the cunt aye
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>>597494526
I knew about that shit when I was 12. People are so self obsessed these days.
>>597494567
You talk like you come from maryborough cunt.
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>>597494476
Oh yea, it's a fucking hole though
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>>597494516
oh alright anon.
but how does this relate to meeting someone from 4chan?
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bout to smoke my first bowl, what should i expect? besides toxic fumes from the coke can
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>>597494538
How the hell u gonna gut a croc with a sword. Steve's dissatisfied with u mate
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>>597494377
"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
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>>597494354
Ascot cuuuunt ❤
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>>597492258
shieet son where abouts in NL are you?
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>>597494660
Death
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>>597494530
doesnt get more strayan than a bbq on the flag
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>>597494521
All of that shit is toy as fuck, don't NTfags know how to fucking throw up any half decent shit?
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>>597493608
noice. highland park fag here
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>>597494366
Nice dubs, eh?
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>>597494505
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>>597494366
get your canadian tux on and freeze to death cunt
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>>597494718
siiiiiick
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>>597493432
Are you the one that got knocked up by the Josh Jackson Faggot?
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>>597494755
OOOOIIII! UR ONE BLOODY CHEEKY CUNT M8!!!! DUBS
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>>597494634
what'd you expect?
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>>597494717
Fuck yea north lakes, former bridgehaven represent
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>>597494684
oi crocs aren't cunts mate. Have some respect. They're only responding to their natural feeding instinct and to protect their habitat. Steve's disappointed with me? Look at yourself you wanker
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anyone have any western sydney nudes?
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>>597494696
Who said that. Who the fuck said that
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>>597494760
you calling me an asshole or a pussy?
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>>597491543
2285 as well, cardiff
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>tfw Soundwave is too expensive this year.
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>>597494529

Dunno, am i?
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THIS IS NOW A UGANDA THREAD!
>ooga booga reporting in
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>>597494724
wot kunt?
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Anyone from Newcastle on here? looking to get on
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>>597494923
This
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>>597494642
heaps of decent chicks though the metro i think it is goes off upstairs on a friday
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>>597494942
Moar of this dirty gross slag
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>>597494942
Does she have polio?
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>>597494893
noice

so many cunts from newy here
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Anyone ever met another anon irl?
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>>597494530
WHY ISN'T THIS BEING BURNT BY MUSLIMS!, I'M INCENSED...
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>>597494986
Newcastle here
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requesting gemma gemz
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>>597494645
I'll explain it to you nice and slow, people of 4chan are fucked up, almost every single one of them, come onto a site of fucked up anonymous people and try and organise a little playdate or maybe a quick root, you've gonna end up dead in some ditch on the side of a fucking road in woolamaloo
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Sup faggots. 4101 Brisfag. Anyone down to fuck some shit up?
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>>597491543
2289 here
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>>597495021
Yeah once
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>>597494942
not sure if it's a trap...
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>>597494990
Who did you wanna see bud?
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>>597495021
I did a couple months ago and they gave me free weed and i thought i was going to die like only two times
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>>597494972
okay I take it back, that shit's good
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>>597494699
What's up neighbor!
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>>597494942
pics a bit blurry
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>>597494942
your a bloke mate
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>>597495021
Yeah bro. I don't recommend it. Had to change my number from neckbeard harassment.

Protip: Don't.
>>
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>>597494942
well it's hard to tell if you're a qt for sure but I do like it.
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>>597491395
australia sucks dick and so dose your president faggets.
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>>597494972
says auckland you fuckwit
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>>597495016
newcastle = unemployed
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>>597495196
*prime minister
fucking amerifats
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>>597495196
Come here and say that cunt
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>>597495196
kek
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>>597495011
this cunt here LMAO
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>>597494923
Go future then
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>>597495196
>>
Anyone from Logan or surrounding?
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>>597495021
yeah cunt. he was the sickest cunt out m8. we ripped a few cones on the beach
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>>597495065
I feel this way could be true
but at the same time I am a /b/tard and I'm normal and my best mate is also a /b/tard and he's normal and I have met a few other anons that have been normal too...
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>>597493648
where legends and shit sport teams are made
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>>597495255
futures fucking shit
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>>597495220
I'm a Brisbane Neet
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4132..one of the rare ones with a job haha
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>>597491468
If you can remove the glasses i might be able to recognize her
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>>597495196
Shall we begin, Aussie Shitposting Battalion?
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>>597494923
Didn't even think it was worth going anyway. Who's headlining?
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>>597495255
>Future
>Shitty electronic dance garbage full of roided Zyzz douche bags.
Soundwave is alternative and metal, electornic music there is shit.
>>
2112
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>>597492812
wow i live in the same area as you
>>
2131;
Snapchat: Gutterstomp
Kik: Doshie_
Get on it cunce
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>>597494574
ayy neighbour 4214 rep

unfortunately i have no shrooms
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>>597495118
Nothin much mate, got a rippin headache though
>>
Any SA anons want to chill at the beach some time this week? Probably will be around Glenelg later this week.
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>>597491468
Don't know the check but I'm 90% sure I used to rent that house haha
>>
Brazilian exchange student living in 3148. You'll have to put with me really soon 'cuz I loved this place.
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Australians are cucks and their food tastes like ass
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>>597495094
LoG, Fear Factory, Judas Priest, Exodus, Minstry, Smashing Pumpkins, Apocalyptica (maybe), Dragonforce (maybe)

You?
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>>597495279
Subjective
>calling yourself normal
>probably not normal
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>>597495323
sorry anon it's the only pic I have.
>>
Who's going to Future Music Sydney, or GTM Maitland?
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>>597495016
when u realise erin james is 16 amirite
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>>597495411
top kek
where do you think it is?
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>>597493887
Nah man just watching youtube tbh you?
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>>597495443
>Future
>Ever being good
Pick one cunt.
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>>597494884
They're not far apart.
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>>597495355
Slipknot is the only worthwhile band. Not paying 200 bucks for that dhit
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>>597495398
represent
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4505 Caboolture shit fuck
Whats up Cabo Women?
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>>597495425
slipknot soundgarden
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>>597495431
well normal isn't the right word.
just average. not freaks.
not serial killers or anything weird like that.
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>>597495503
Just sucking some dick bra
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>>597495220
im employed cunt fight me

>>597495301
god bless the knights
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>>597494372
FUCK YEAH BROTHER, idk like around the walk or whatever the fuck it's called
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>>597495505
both
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any ipshit faggots here? 4301
>>
SOME GIVE GEMMA PLEASE
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anyone within 100km of me?
3898
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>>597495389
Ayy lmao :^)
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>>597493689
fucking nice, post some more shit of her, name?
>>
>>
>>597495443
>martin garrix
>2 chainz
>avicii
>drake
fuck off with your shit.
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>>597495478
hahahaha you know the slut! Met her a couple of times
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>>597495503
Sounds alright, watching anything in particular?
I'm just watching Will and Grace.
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>>597495525
Fuck that. Glad I picked Foo Fighters over Soundwave this year
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>>597495416
I want ppl to start using more Aussie slang..

E.g- go have a captain cook
Got to get the uncle gus
Did the Harold holt
Got a Ronnie Coote
I don't have any Kembla grange left in my Sky rocket
Head down the rub a dub dub for a pigs ear and dead horse

Solve the slang. Go
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>>597495425
Slipknot, Faith No More, Gerard Way, Animals As Leaders, Apocalyptica, Smashing Pumpkins. And even then only a few I genuinely wanted to see. Those were just a list of of people I would see. It's been better in past years. Really only wanted to see Slipknot and Faith No More. Seen Slipknot before though.
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>>597495612
Idk her name
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>>597495279
Yeah but you're not only dealing with /b/tards but you're dealing with Aussies as well, we're fucked up mate, you know it, I know it, the noonga down the road trying to siphon petrol to get high knows, so you're dealing with Australian /b/tards, a fucking dangerous mix.
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>>597495485
Fuck me.. Postcode 5251... Barker? Iunno while back anon
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>>597494942
are you that cross dresser/trans that posts ads on craigslist?
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>>597495560
dole doesnt count sweetheart
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>>597494942

qt trap here

Anyone near me to rear me?
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>>597494428
I dunno bro, I won't be able to go far since I'm 17 and not a bogan n shit, but use whatever and I'll probs make an account for it
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>>597495679
Mate..., Get a dog up ya...
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>>597494962
Welcome, savage.
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>>597495551
Oh shit, totally forgot Soundgarden. Still, $200+ Ticketek or whoever faggotry is pushing it too far.

If they had more local acts like Psycroptic or Be'lakor instead of people I've never heard of I'd be down
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>>597495443
maybe Groovin the moo. But isn't groovin 15+ not 18+? i prefer a drive to sydney and check chinese laundry or oxford art factory
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>>597495443
Will be there munching my gums off gladly.. Made myself a tchami shirt
>fanfagging this hard
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>>597495688
Bitch is fine
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>>597495615
Any more of her, fucking fine lass right there
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>>597495688
link? or dump? come on man i need it
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>>597495308
ditto this. So fucking hard to find a job around here.
>>
Anyone seeing Mastodon in March?
>>
5092 Modbury Heights lads!
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>>597495636
mr torrance is a lucky man, what a good fuck
>>
>>597491650
Why can't we have a Prime Minister who actually wants to fucking help this cuntry, seems like politics is just an orgy of lies, backstabbing, cut funding and idiocy
>>
Ayy same and same kunt
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>>597495848
I'm not even looking. But it took my sister almost an entire year to find her first job.
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>>597495807
Tchnami is the shit man! His half the reason im going!
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>>597495828
Google the image
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>>597495238
>>597495246
>>597495250
>>597495264
>>597495325
hahaha this took no time at all haha fuck Australians are up tight cunts.. haha ma fukn priminista!! haha faggots
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>>597495866
Welcome to modern capitalist democracy cunt
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>>597495849
Mah niggah. Shit will be awesome!
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>>597495378
First one I've seen in ages.
2112 here too.
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>>597495845
Idk man just google what you got
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>>597495726
I'm curious... location? pic from the front?
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Any brisfags going to Soundwave?
>>
>>597495850
Eyy St Agnes mate!
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>>597495679
Captain Cook is take a look.
Harold Holt is disappear.

Those are the ones I know so far. I wish you Aussies used them with me cuz I really enjoy that shit, but apparently you avoid them with foreigners. Too bad. At least I'm making some progress to make my foreign accent sound a little more australian.
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>>597495896
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>>597495478
ahahahah I'm friends with her
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>>597495920
I haven't even got a ticket. I want to see them at the Eatons Hill Hotel. I don't really listen to them. I just want to go to a fucking awesome concert.
>>
>>597495852
his punching. how do you know her
>>
>>597495620
Going for gorgon city, tchami, sigma...etc
I can pick a bunch of shit cunts from any festival
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>>597495890
I've been looking for two months now, and I've got a years retail experience behind me. Just finished working for JB Hifi. It fucking sucks man.
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>>597495896
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>>597495850
too bogan an area for me
>>
>>597495967
whats your initials
>>
>>597495943
Yeah bud. Taking a whole ounce with me. Think i will be able to get in fine?
>>
>>597495679
isn't this from that video.. how to talk Australians
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>>597495866
*Factionalism...

What those cunts do isn't "for" the people its for there party, Pure and simple...
>>
0830 Northen Cunts
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>>597495995
>Just finished working for JB HIFI
Which one? I applied at about four different stores and never got a job there. I've heard working there is pretty cool. I'd still love to work there.
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>>597495321
Fuck you kunt I've got me a job and I'm in crestmead
>>
2281
Born in New Zealand, came to Australia when I was , come at me cunt lords
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>>597496020
No idea bro. I suppose if you hide it in your underwear or something, they can't find it unless they have sniffer dogs. First time going, which days are you hitting up and whom?
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>>597496081
Fuck off sheep shagger
>>
lel
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>>597496081
swansea faggot
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>>597496104
Going both days and hitting up pretty much everything aye.
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>>597495640
Watching JonTron's MAGfest panel, shits funny
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>>597496072
Worked for Harveys. Don't work retail if you can avoid it man. JB shafts on employee purchases and Harveys will bleed you dry. Dickies is still so fucking up in the air I don't even know
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>>597496160
iv gotta go find all my pics of her
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>>597494620
2042 here. Stats?
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>>597495582
redbank mate
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>>597496072
One in Browns Plains. I went in to buy a phone and they got me a Christmas Casual position. I've tried applying online for a more permanent position but it's hard. I'd say your best bet would be to go in store, but even then we got heaps of resumes a day.
I really enjoyed it, good bunch of people and it's fairly cruisy, especially counter work.
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>>597496121
Oh the originality...
>>
>>597496221
dump em
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>>597496003
i thought you were lurking tony... hows it look for the next lecshun ?
>>
>>597496208
Fuck HN. It's a sinking ship and employees are just more bodies to stand on
>>
6107 here, anyone got a 420 or other hook up?
>>
>>597496164
Nah mate, otherside of the bridge
>>
>>597496223
hows living with marxist hippies?
>>
>>597496014
Thought I was friends with her. Turns out she didn't add me. Im good friends with a couple of her other friends matilda if you know her
>>
Anyone from CAIRNS in here
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>>597496208
I like electronics so I was thinking one of those. I just quit Virgin Mobile. I was only there for three months. My manager was a complete fuckwit so I bailed.
>>597496252
>go in store
Lots of them rejected me and told me to go online. It's pretty much protocol to do it online these days.
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>>597496333
PELLY BRAH?
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>>597496257
Oh I'm sorry, necroincestuiouspaedobestialicfeltchaphile
>>
2038

originally from 7252 tasmania.
>>
>>597496333
belmont?
>>
>>597495959
>>597496104
Hid 4 pre rolled joints in foil in waistband of undies at ASOT sydney for the comedown. Worked a charm... Maybe just tape a bunch of joints to your body. Coffe and deodorant to confuse dogs
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>>597496317
Ever tried ordering through tor/deep web?
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>>597496344
i do indeed
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>>597496200
sounds alright, I'd be using Youtube but it hasn't been loading for me lately.
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>>597496344
didnt think she had friends, just thirsty dudes
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>>597496252
Fuck JB Hifi browns plains
They had a shitty package for the Xbox One (AC3 and battlefield) while carindale had a better package for a better price (battlefield and Forza)
not to mention I bought a router from there once and i had to return it since it had a big crack in the side
What a shithole
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>>597496289
Mate right now I'm focusing on three things:

1: Entering the next Iron Man comp
2: ????
3: Profit!
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>>597496437
yea i have
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>>597496376
Haha if only it was true
>>
>>597496486
the fuck what browser you use?
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>>597496190
Sick as bro, I'm going 28th. Mostly seeing Manson/The Vandals. If you see a girl with red hair, white shirt with tonnes of patches (RHCP, MM, Ramones etc) don't be afraid to come mosh.

>>597496208
I was going to go to Harveys, but eh. Dick Smith is just a fucking joke, do they even sell anything? I like selling shit, but fuck me it's hard to find a decent job selling telco or pcs and shit.
>>597496368
Ahh, when I was there we took resumes in person. I guess it depends on the store then. I know Browns Plains are looking for a telco guy at the moment, so might be worthwhile applying there if you're close enough.
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>>597496487
maybe like two
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>>597496437
Considered It but I heard tor ain't as safe as she used to be, inb4 inrl is not safe
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>>597495569
I have no idea where that is. Run around the bridges shouting and Ill find you.
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>>597496369
Blackies brah, we're the surf is shit and the surf is shit
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>>597496578
Firefox.

I can download shit fine, and load most web pages with no issues but when it comes to streaming video it's just fucked.
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>>597496221
where they at?
>>
>>597496487
add me on snapchat man :
nroth
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>>597496492
lel, pretty sure EB Games ended up having better deals than us over the Christmas period for XBoxs and PS4s. How long ago was this bro?
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>>597496589
How old are you? I'm 20, but I was applying when I was 17/18/19 etc.
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>>597496661
shes 16 lol
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>>597496589
fucking good job describing almost every chick that will be in the pit for the vandals
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>>597496643
going to the beach there tomorrow, hope theres no shark
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>>597496704
15 maybe still
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>>597496680
I'm 19. Then generally hire people from 19-30ish, although we had some older members in the team.
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>>597496533
What site bro?
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