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whats on my balls?

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whats on my balls?
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ebola herpe aids balls
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Tomato sauce I wanna lick up ;)
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>>597441702
The FUCK!! Dude, i actually want to burn my PC just so i don't catch it. Just go to the doctor and stop fucking around anon.
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>>597441702
warts
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>>597441702
the love of christ
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Pop them and see.
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Public hair. This is a natural part of puberty.
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pop it faggot
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>>597441702

I'm used to these threads being a simple image of a small dot on a sack
Not a timestamped image of a scrote covered in cysts or something

good job on actually surprising me
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Holy fuck - chop that scrotum off now before it spreads to the penis. you penis
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OP has genital warts
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>>597441702
its a type of sebaceous cyst or something that grows in hair follicles.

I have one on my nut sack too... but just one so i dont look like i have the gaids
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>>597442226
>>597442358
im too much of a faggot
>>597442391
i aim to please
>>597442431
ill do it if you do it
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>>597441702
Ask a doctor. What the fuck?!
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>>597441702

>pop one and take a picture
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>>597441702
A hand, seems to be strangling them. I'd see a doctor.
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>>597441702
holy fuck
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Some other dude's hand. Nasty.
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have anons roll, dubs decides how you pop em
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>>597441702
Did you sleep naked outdoors? Your balls may be potatoes.
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>>597441702

That's Ebola... Good luck with eternal bleeding.
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this mans nut sack is the pinnacle of human testicle perfection, i could only hope and dream to get warts like anon.
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>>597442034
This.
>>597442391
Also this.
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>>597441702
What the actual fuck OP.
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>>597441702
Bumps.
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>>597441702
It's like a gore thread..... it's so fucking disturbing you have to just stare and admire the inhumanity of it all.
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>>597442595
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The scrotum lives
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Cancer, It's always cancer.
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RIP IN PEICE OP
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lick it or stick it, the best advice to you anon
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>>597443236
POP

ROLLING FOR POPPING THE BUMPS
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http://www.healthguideinfo.com/mens-health/p111692/
>Cysts occur when tissue pockets fill up with fluid. One of the most common types of cysts to be found in the scrotum is called a spermatocele. This type of cyst forms when dead sperm builds up and hardens. As gross as this may sound, this type of cyst is not cancerous and is usually nothing to worry about.
--Start Masturbating
While Anonymous advise is great to go by it is not the same as a doctor's diagnosis. Those of us at /b/ recommend you see a doctor
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>>597441702
I just whipped out my sack to grab it like that just to see if mine looked similar.

It did look similar and I encourage the rest of you to give it a try because it's preddy freaky. Just make sure nobody will disturb you.. Gf just walked in and walked right back out when she saw what I was doing.

I keep telling her to come see what I can do with my balls but she's being a bitch about it.
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>>597441702
Those are just cysts bro. Huge ass cysts. fucking do maintenance on yourself nigger. Clean those bad boys out.
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>>597442876
Squeeze with hands method. Cream or whatever for optional. Check em
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>>597441702
it's ball sack acne, otherwise known as sacne. You have two weeks to live :-(
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>>597443322
Holy shit tripdubs

ANON HAS SPOKEN. STICK IT WITH A NEEDLE
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>>597441888
unnoticed trips
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dubs: pop one on video.
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>>597443382
Reroll
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>>597443236

POP ONE OMFG
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dubs for lance with needle.
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>>597443588
here we go baby
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>>597443377
Yeah you have ball aids too, I just did it and they were normal..
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>>597441702
Pop with needle and lick the wound anon.
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>>597442431
my nutsack doesn't look like a corn fritter
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>>597441702
The simplest test to run is to try to pop one, if no sebum, pus or blood comes out, you have little lipomas; and pus would mean they are sebacious cysts
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>>597443588
this
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>>597441702
Goddammit OP I pooped a little in fear.

When the hell's the last time you got checked for STDs??!
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new fag, first time i've rolled dubs, i delcare that you pop them with a needle, god bless you anon, everyone my name is Levi Oakley i am the Representative of this thread i declare that you pop them with a needle asap
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>>597443588

winrar

I'd say grow some balls op but it looks like you've got that well in hand.
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>>597443997
nercrocock lives? can you still feel....anything?
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>>597443997
Hello Levi, this is Johnny from /b/ to inform you that you have indeed missed the double roll. Our condolences to your family.
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>>597443705
You weren't squeezing hard enough.
I just have small, normal looking bumps, but they grow if I squeeze my sack.

I was tested for pretty much everything under the sun about three months ago and I know damn well my balls haven't changed since then.

I'm clean bruh
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Do not pop them. You have HPV... Go see your Doc.
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>>597443997

sorry Levi, somebody rolled tripdubs earlier, you've been oputdone
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>>597441702

Staphylococcus aureus infection contracted through the open sweat glands on your testicles.

Go to a doctor and get some Mupirocin cream.

Also, wash your bedclothes, all your clothes and scrub your house. People who get this are typically dirty bastards with shitty personal hygiene.
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>>597444455

Good. Pop one.
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>>597443377
That moment when you realize your standing alone in a room squeezing one of your balls because some random anon said to........
For the record it is NOT normal, mine had no freaky bumps so atleast i can rest knowing even though i was stupid enough to squeeze one of my nuts they atleast don't look like OP's.
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i'm high as fuck and the thumbnail looked like a mushroom
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>>597444448
>>597444477
fucknuts
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>>597444564
seems legit
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>>597444444
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>>597444455
Dubz and quadz,kek
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Hey, doctor here.

What you have is Lymphocele. Best thing to do is go ahead and pop them all open and throw some 70% alcohol on there. It'll clear right up.
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>>597444448
HPV confuses the fuck out of me. Can you lend me a hand, wise anon?

Before my gf I had two protected hookups, and a bunch of blowjobs. Gf and I have protected/unprotected sex. She had unprotected sex once, got tested, was allegedly clean. I too got tested for shits and giggles, allegedly clean.

Next thing you know, she goes to get her muff checked, and she's got HPV! Meanwhile, my balls don't look a thing like OP's.

...So who gave who HPV O_Oo 8=D
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>>597444806
this
also delete system 32
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>>597444302
nope I squeezed one of the balls and it popped but no big bumps formed.
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>>597444455
they are fucking in grown hairs faggot, stop trying to shave your balls. Use some hair removal cream or something. pop them and just wait they will heal.
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This is a great thread.
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We have an educated guess it seems. You have Fucknuts.
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>>597444448
nice quints
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>>597444985
Excuse me, mr. anon. I shaved my balls squeaky clean a couple weeks ago. Well, except right down the middle, cuz that shit scares me. My balls do not have balls on them.
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>>597444985

This is actually probably true. Pop that shit.
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>>597445275

holy shit
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>>597445275
FUCKING KEK'D MY ASS OFF!!
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>post zit/cyst balls
>ask /b/ what to do
>expect anything other than pop it
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>>597445275
fucking kek
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>>597441702
saved for ylyl
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idk guys it could hurt me
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>>597444624
I mean mine aren't nearly as big and now that I got up to turn on the light I realize that every one of them is/is on a hair follicle..
But the harder I squeeze, the bigger they grow. It's really trippin me out.
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>>597445275
Maximum KEK achievement unlocked.
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I am not a Dr. but do work in a hospital. There may be a way to determine who gave it to who if you have all 3 parties involved. HPV can break out on your fingers, genitals, mouth and throat. Outbreaks do not necessarily have the same characteristics.
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>>597445275
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>>597445275
HAH
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>>597445525
STAHP
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make sure to film yourself popping them OP
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>>597445525
damn its just blood. what a let down.
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>>597444847
gf cheated bro
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>>597444633
Me to anon, me too. I just had a good laugh over this.
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>>597445525
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>>597445525
needs to be deeper and squeeze harder
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>>597445525
Wash your nuts more often, especially if you sweat a lot. Your pores might have been infected.
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>>597444847
she could have had it a while ago. most people don't even get tested for it.
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>>597445275
Wow yea that is not the same as mine. I have a perfectly normal sack when I'm not squeezing the shit out of it.
OP is kill.
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>>597445275
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>>597445525
jesus h christ
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Fordyce Spots
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots
You can't pop them because they have a cartilage like substance in them. They need to be cut off
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god bless you, dear /b/ros this is the greatest night of my life, never before have i rolled dubs. This is Levi Oakley signing off god bless you for doing this to me i love all of you
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>>597445275
lost
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>>597441702
>10/02/15

What the fuck are you? A time traveler?? Wrong date dip shit.
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>>597443236
Is this your stomach? Shit /b/ro, fucking shave.
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>>597445886
I love you too nigger tits
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>dinner ruined
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>>597445763
That was my guess.
>>597445651
Also a possibility. I should've been specific and mentioned I dumped her ass a few months ago. So.... now we both have the HPVs I guess, but I'm not complaining!
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>>597445275
Sweet jesus, a new mascot
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Cancer
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>>597445936

gr8 b8 m8
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>>597445936
Nigger he's probably from Europe

>Americans can't calendar
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Don't do it... Man up and go see the one with the rubber gloves
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man the last two nights have had great "dr. /b/" episodes. From last night...
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>>597445275
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>597445275
40 keks
also, check 'em
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>>597445525

Damn, they might be cysts. See a doc. Did you actually cut into it, or did you just cut the skin?
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>>597444847
HPV is super common. More than 80% of the world's population has one strain or another. There's only a few strains that are really bad (warts strain/cancer strain). You can be infected just by sharing a drink or touching someone pretty much with the more common mild strains.
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>>597445525
FUCK ABORT ABORT
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>>597445275
+99
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>>597445525
if youre still looking for actually medical advice, because they are filled with blood it makes me think you just have bad warts and not an STD. still go to a doctor tho..
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>>597446241
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>>597446241
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>>597443294
It's RIP in pieces you stupid fucking idiot
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>>597441702
Your welcome numbnutz.
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Venereal-Diseases-2106/2010/5/Large-white-papules-bumps.htm
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>>597445275
Kek'd
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>>597446323
yeah my GF got it from sharing a drink with a guy, I guess he jammed the whole bottle in her v-hole
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>>597446241
whatever happened to that guy?

got tired of waiting for him to update.
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>>597446159
We fucking invented the modern calender fucknut.

And daylight savings.
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>>597445936
different timezone fuckwit
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>>597446241

Oh man that faggot was on earlier, he pushed like a teaspoon of bloody pus out of that shit.
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>>597446432
nice tits
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>>597442312
>>597443358
>>597441702
Rusty... Rusty is that you!?
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>>597446432
those are hairy boobs
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>>597446511
fucking lold
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>>597446241
>>597446364

nopenopenope
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>>597446462
>>597446503
last I pic I have... was he on a second time? or was that jsut really early in the morning. I have a fucked schedule...

note the hard on sick fuck.
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>>597446432
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You have to have surgery to get them removed, OP. You can also have them drained by a doctor I believe. Both are embarrassing as hell.
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>>597446323
Well! The more you know! Thank you, kind anon.

Now I feel less bad about my recent unprotected virgin defloweration.
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>>597446603
By the looks of his balls, I wouldn't be surprised if his name was Rusty.
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>>597446364
moar
this kind of shit is strangely satisfying
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nothing is coming out
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>>597446879
cut deeper you need to melon ball that thing out.

dr. /b/ is proud of you. keep going.
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>>597446879

Your period has arrived.
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