oh no you don't.
I'm back to cure you, time for your medicine.
It's just an optical illusion
Close your browser, turn off the computer, and go to a park
Do not engage any 2d characters you may encounter on the way
Why the heck am I suddenly getting so many messages on skype?
What have you done, /b/?
you have become a loli magnet? or the FBI
So it was you! Good to see you again, Calc!