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Hello guys, a friend told me he got help from this community

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Hello guys, a friend told me he got help from this community the other day to land a date so I thought I could get some help from you as well, I just got my very first match on Tinder(I swiped everyone right for 17 days straight and just bought the subscription to Tinder to be able to see more people) so I wanna do it right, can you help?
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this is now a dubs thread
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>>597247356
U won sum fuk bb
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>>597248394
That's not how you roll dubs, faggot.
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We're not a cum unity we're leejunz
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lemme get dem digitz
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Nigga gimmie yo titties
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Nigga you swipped right for that long and got one response
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Can I see your Nips now
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that moment when the girl has a bigger dick than you do
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>>597249591
Nigga u postin ina troll
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I would berry my dick so far inside your ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
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>>597249706
I'm black I can't read this
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>>597249857
rolling
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ask how big her dick is
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i think youre a cuty patooty
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Now that that's out of the way, show me them flappy pancake titties.
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>>597250087
ROLLL
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Ayy lmao
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I'm a virgin, can you help cure me?
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>>597250188
WINRAR
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>>597250188
this is a pure winrar
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>>597250188
this would fuckin' winrar
topkek
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Ayy bb u swipe me. right off my feet
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I'm waiting on the dock of the baeeeeee

Waiting for tides to rooolll awayyyyyyyy lmao
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>>597250188
OP better do this
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When is OP guna deliever??
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THIS IS FAKE
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That face when u wait for op to deliver
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>>597250692
I'm waiting for reply
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Bitch didn't reply, I just got this one
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ur a cutey,
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>>597250902
If I gave you $100, would you blow me?
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I'm a girl but I have a dick, I hope you're into that kinda thing.
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>>597251537
Y'know what else is sweet? My dick inside a dead baby.
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my dad told me that all dads take their kids virginity. well thats what he tol me as he went down on me. btw can i fuck ur lil bro if u have one
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They call me the baconator.
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>>597251537
So we should definitely have sex at a bus stop...
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what the fuck did you say to me, fucking faggot??
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I'll free the shit out of that pussy, murca
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let me tongue punch you're fartbox
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>>597251965
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OP deliver, you faggot
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>>597252393
yes. what do they call you?
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yeah, usually after i fuck their lil bro
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I would berry my dick so hard inside your ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthu
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>>597252393
You wanna masturbate in a movie theatre with me?
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>>597252533
roll
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>>597252593
rolling
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>>597252393
No, they call me Dr. Deletus, I'll annihilate your fetus.
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u thot
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>>597252645
inception roll
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>>597252218
>597252218
roll
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>>597252393
Have you ever watched pony porn?
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Yeah, cus i soak my meat in salt so I can get those pussy tears
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>>597252722
winrar
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wan sum fuk
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Ayy lmao
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My dick is pretty big, wanna see it?
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>>597252393
what the fuck do you mean by that you little bitch ill have you know i own a store mother fucker, now gimme your dick
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I am so horny.
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>>597252393
I really like smegma, I put them in sandwich with bacon.

Do you like smegma?
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I like turtles
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>>597252722
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I love you. My god I love you. I said it.
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>>597252590
Roll
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I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch.
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Are we gonna fuck or what, I'm done playing nice guy...
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>>597253224
just say yes, you'll like it
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u dumb whore, the fuck i said..I ANNA TONGUE PUNCH YOUR FARTBOX
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>>597253224
I really like smegma, do you like it?
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>>597253372
roll
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What I meant to say is, do you wanna make a porno?
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>>597253224
Do you like smegma? Because I do.
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Do I looka like I speaka da chinese tu uuuuuu, i said leme git in da poooosayyyyy b0ss
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>>597253456
rollin
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...AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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Hold it right there ma'am, insert 2 nudes to continue.
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>>597253533
winrar!
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>>597253224
I'm impotent. I feel bad.
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Will you give me blowjob in public?
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I don't like the police, but still love the vaginal creese.
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>>597253224
Look... I know we're best friends and all that, but I love you. I honestly love you. I will do anything for you. If you asked me to, I would take your fathers large considerable length in my mouth before he pounded my petite ass into oblivion. I would do anything and everything for you. I'll kill a man with just a hammer if that's what it calls for. Please for the love of Stan Lee love me back.
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plz
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>>597253533
winner
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>>597253224
Send her the thread URL
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SO how big is your clit?
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>>597253759

It's tinder you fucking moronic faggot
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I am going to pull down your pants, take my tongue and very slowly ease it into your anus. Once my slippery little appendage is inside of your poopshoot, IMMA GO FUCKING MIKE TYSON ON YOUR LITTLE STARFISH UNTIL YOU SCREAM AND SHIT IN AGONY, CATCHING ALL OF YOUR CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS IN MY MOUTH
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Lets get a gangbang going
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Look... I know we're best friends and all that, but I love you. I honestly love you. I will do anything for you. If you asked me to, I would take your fathers large considerable length in my mouth before he pounded my petite ass into oblivion. I would do anything and everything for you. I'll kill a man with just a hammer if that's what it calls for. Please for the love of Stan Lee love me back.
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>>597253533
>just say yes, you'll like it
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>>597253938
Holy shit, really? I fucking know you retard.
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>>597254082
I dong is 14 inches soft, 3 erect.
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Fuck u dumb whore
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>>597254082
opposite day
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>>597254082
Ok, can we please, just please, have sex please? I'm just a lonely virgin that needs some poon
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>>597254169
winner but don't do this one
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niggers are black
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>>597254169
bad winrar, ignore it
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has anyone really been far evan as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>597254082
do you like smegma? I do.
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>>597254169
winrar?
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Baby don't me, don't hurt me, no more
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>>597254243
rolling
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What will it take to have sex with you?
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>>597254363
no
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>>597254169
ignore this win
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>>597254169

> "I know we're best friends"
> I know it's tinder

Chose one faggot
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dont worry babe, it feels good. Ive had it done on me before
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>>597254302
rolling
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Send her banana pic
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gib fuk plis op
fuk get
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>>597254169
WINRAR
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Let's discuss somethings at length, how bad do you want to see pizza glory holes become a real thing.
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>>597254529
fuck another shit winrar
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>>597254630
rolling
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Wanna see a dead body?
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>>597254713
rolling
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I masterbate to some facebook pics
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I work for a small time porno producer and i think you have the perfect look to be pissed on by a 300 pound black man in an upcoming production so what do you say dollface
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>>597254611
It's almost like I know it's Tinder, and just making OP sound like a huge faggot to a stranger.
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I know the best place for animal sex toys
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are you a nigger lover, because I am
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>>597254969
winrar
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>>597254969
winnrar
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>>597254969
pliz op winrar
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>>597254934

It's almost like you fucked up, and trying to cover it up, all the while inducing cringe
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>>597254969
winrar
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Op r u there
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>>597255410
lol ok
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>>597255440
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Aww you beamer can I get you a lime? A lemon? Anything you want Ill deliver
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niggers are black
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niggers are black.
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has anyone really been far evan as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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gib fuk or anhero
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>>597256066
I have a tiny dick. It literally looks like an acorn was glued to my groin. But my cum tastes like Bacon. Wanna try it?
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I'm an animal
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You want a hotdog I'm cooking? Lets become American together.
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Rub my nipples with sandpaper and beat my weiner with nitroglycerin
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GOOD VIBRATIONS
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>>597256066

Look, here's the deal, when it comes to social situations, I'm a complete social retard, however, I've got this guy here who says he'll give me 50$ if you send me your dick pic, so how about we make this work and we split the cash?
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but i don't need 'em beacuse i fuck them with my cock
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>>597256066
u
me
motel room
bang bang gratata
;)
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>>597256440
winrar
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Suck my cock while you wear a daffy duck mask bitch
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>>597256249
yik yak
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I wanna pour honey all over your naked body. And for the next three days pretend I'm a hungry bear
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>>597256440
WINRAR
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Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
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This is an Erlenmeyer flask of a Oscar Meyer ass
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>>597256440
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I lick big black cock rammed up by ass
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>>597256397
Rollling
>>597257587
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>>597257587
Should I Bill Cosby you first or should I Ray Rice you first?
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>>597257587

ہم نے مارچ کے پانچ پر فلسطین کو بم سے جا رہے ہیں
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>>597257965
One more time for justice
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Hold it ma'am, please insert 2 nudes to continue...
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>>597258036
Cling clang
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>>597257587
Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart?
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I came here to delelelelele whooop your ass
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Lets go already
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>>597258036
what do these moon runes say?
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lul srry obama stole my fone
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Lol sorry, obama stole my phone.
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>>597258499
Would u let me lick your ass before I give you anal or after?
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wait a sec why is tinder matching me with girls i like penis lol
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Lol sry did u kno isis was txting on me phone m8?
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>>597258499
Fuck me with a strap on?
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>>597258792
Are you this stupid?
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you're so kawaii i wana make a hentai out of u
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>>597258499

مجھے ڈک چنتا ارسال کریں
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>>597258036
>ہم نے مارچ کے پانچ پر فلسطین کو بم سے جا رہے ہیں
March we are going to bomb the Palestinian
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>>597258700
rolling
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>>597258499

ڈک خوش لیتی مجھے بھیج
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i want you to allahu in my akbar
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>>597258499
Let's meet up.
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>>597259037
rolling
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Hahahahahhaha Isis was just texting on my phone whoops sry
You wanna see a video they posted?
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Fucking black people
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>>597258499
Quick! Whats the best place to cum? I only have my dog and my 12 y/o brothers face!
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>>597259386
Fuck black people
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>>597259284
rolling
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>>597259283
>>597259283
roll
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>>597258499

مجھے ڈک چنتا ارسال کریں !
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ayy yoooo we should meet up
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>>597259541
rollarooni
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Sry Isis took my phone
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>>597258499

Isis wants to know if you would like to join their infidel-free supreme regime?
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I think we should exterminate all the niggers in the world, don't you?
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Ti hanno mai detto che sei identica ad Sophia Loren?
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>>597259675
roll pls
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Do you come here often?
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>>597259884

roll
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What does ur pussy smell like?
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>>597258628
rolling
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Isis wanted to ask if you wanted to cone visit them?
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>>597260004

rubber
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>>597259207
rol for this
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>>597259952
winrar
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>>597259962
winrar
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>>597259952
winrarrrr
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>>597258499
I love cocks inside me and the balls too
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>>597260846
nope
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look im going to level with you im not on tinder to meet women i just want some attention my penis is very small and doesn't even work most of the time i just like talking to people since i have shown you how vulnerable i am now you should send me a picture of your cunt i know stupid bitches love vulnerable dudes and you are the stupidest fucking bitch i have seen on here so make with the nudes
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RIP thread
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>>597261596
Rip
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>>597261937
>Thank you
Kek
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>>597261937
whats get.
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>>597262434
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can I come on you?
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fuk u
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I HATE IT WHEN I'M WIPING MY ASS WITH SANDPAPER AND START TO ANALLY BLEED, AM I RIGHT?
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>>597263235
wanna go on a date?
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>>597263653
reroll
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send me nudes bitch
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>>597263714
rerollino
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can i carmen ur ass
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>>597263809
roll
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You can call me Indiana Jones, coz I'm going to be raiding your temple tonight.
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>>597264058
roll
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I'll eat that ass
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would you care if i masturbate to you?
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>>597264058
Roll
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Do you have a little brother you can send pics of?
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>>597264322
roli
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send me nudes u cunt
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is it a problem that I have micro penis?
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>>597264576
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the river
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I'll scrape off your dinkleberries with my teeth..one by one.
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u want to have sex with me?
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>>597264657
rerwal
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>>597264721
winrararar
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>>597264322
Roll
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>>597264721
>>597264721
>>597264721
>>597264721
winrar
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i feel like this conversation has taken an odd direction. do you know where we should go from here to salvage this? i was thinking of bending you over a dumpster… but I'm open to suggestions.
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