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Let's make a Civilization, /b/!

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Let's make a Civilization, /b/!
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>>597183297
that looks like my mum's dick tbh
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>>597183703
lel
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>>597183703
your mum looks like my dick tbh
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We need power.
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Can we have a bukkake pit?
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Make a mine.
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>>597183965
my mom looks like your dick tbh
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>>597184102
my tbh looks like your moms dick
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>>597184160
your mums dick looks like my tbh
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>>597183981
this is surely a must have
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>>597184229
my dick looks like your tbh's mum
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Mine added.
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We went from civilization to dicks. Phallic worshipper civilization?
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we need a walrus pit
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WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT
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We need a mom's dick statue
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I wonder where this thread is going
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>>597184584
How about a few cottages or tents or somewhere to sleep
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Phallic houses
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Pit added.
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We need sheep to create wool to create a bed.
>Inb4 minecraft
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>>597185350
Nigga you ever heard of leaves?
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Tents added.
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Make a place to hang niggers
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OP HERE: You guys can improve on my shitty drawings.
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We need a statue of m00t, the god of this civilization.
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Let's make a thousand foot bronze statue of our god, dictator, and collective lover, Bill Cosby.
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we need menstrual huts to get women going through their "dark times" temporarily out of the way
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>>597185226
Invade the lower sandnigger region and build a borthel at tip of pinusland. The builders of the mighty /b/ civ need a way to get laid. ( since we cant get pussy in any other way)
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>>597185657
We need the internet. draw in the internet
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OP HERE: i am currently sucking 5 dicks right now, just thought you should know that.
Charles just came in my tight boipussy
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>>597185954
what does the internet look like. how do you draw it...
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>>597185523
When was the last time you slept on leaves, Nigga.
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Nigger lynching tree. Heil Hyperion.
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Where the fuck is auschwitz?
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>>597186378
lel
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>>597186378
kek
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this is the ice castle of the overlord Ice Man
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Nazi Flag added.
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>>597186480
What is this, Adventure time? Frozen?
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>>597186480
This bullshit is not OP.
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For those that do not agree with the powers of this civilization, join us at >>>597187035 ! We will destroy this one!
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pepe the frog's house added
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Pub and brothel needed
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obligatory blood pool from pepe's multitude of victims added
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ACTUAL.
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>>597188216
Where's the nazi flag
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>>597188307
No I'm OP!
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>>597188344
That one isnt the real one this one is >>597188307
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add Harold
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>>597188597
you add harold lazy nigger
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HERE'S THE REAL UPDATED ONE WITH EVERYTHING SO FAR
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Added ISIS
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added primary defense force
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> REQUEST

Please add a chinese child factory , we need clothesand iphones
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>>597188903
nah, too lazy and nigger
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We need nukes.
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added hot topic

im a girl btw
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>>597189226
u made the image bigger fagget
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>>597189539
Tits or GTFO
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Added dildo factory
chinese kids work here
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>>597189573
the bigger for which to found our empire anon
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OP, you might want to step it up. The other civilization is upping this one technology wise. You guys are fucked.
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>>597189723
Oops wrong pic
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>>597189723
We need roads & traffic
how would the chinese kids export things then ??
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>>597188307
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oh shit! what is happening?
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WE NEED MURICA FREEDOMS
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suddenly, niggers
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Ohnoo they will ruin our sovjet
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>>597189893
Spasibo, comrade.
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>>597190637
Kek, my capcha was nEast
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well nation b has added national pride and the alamo
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Added road and bridge to sell dildos
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we need whores
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>>597190992
Wat about cars
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Guys, we're fucked
>>597190519
we need an army nao
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>>597191223
fuck this shit, i summon m0000000t
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>>597190992
added docks
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>>597191196
We have a truck >>597190948
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WE NEED ULTRA MEGA SANDNIGGER CHILD SOLDIERS WITH ULTRA SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA DULTA SUPER DUPER LASER DEATH RAYS OF SUNLIGHT WEAPONS
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Added in Serb to stop kebab from docks.
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>>597191419
Good work my /b/rother
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>>597190337
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we must help our comraden in the east
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Started building a wall
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Ok we need nuclear weapon station ready to fire nukes at the rebels
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>>597192147
HURRY THE GIGA NIGGA IS SUMMONED !! Our dildo truck is destroyed they are planning a attack man the dildo cannons
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>>597192131
GIGANIGGER READY
DILDO TRUCK DESTROYED
RED ALERT RED ALERT WE'RE UNDER ATTACK AAAAAHHHH
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>>597191988
>east
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shit guys the other civ have summoned Giga Nigga
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>>597191813
Shit just got real.
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>>597192454
Aww sheet

we need jews to invest in our millitary program
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SUDDENLY AMERICA SENDS US NUCLEAR WEAPONS
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>>597192390
Get primary defenses and darth maul on it stat!
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WALL FINISHED DILDO TURRETS ADDED
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WE NEED TO BOMB GIGANIGGAlk
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>>597192947
Our intel JUST SENT US A MAIL
THEY HAVE CARPET BOMBERS !
MAKE BUNKERS FAST
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ZION HEAR ME! IT IS TRUE WHAT MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD. THE MACHINES HAVE GATHERED AN ARMY AND AS I SPEAK THAT ARMY IS DRAWING NEARER TO OUR HOME. BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WE HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME AHEAD OF US BUT IF WE ARE TO BE PREPARED FOR IT WE MUST FIRST SHED OUR FEAR OF IT. I STAND HEAR BEFORE YOU NOW TRULY UNAFRAID! WHY?! BECAUSE I BELIEVE SOMETHING YOU DO NOT? NO! I STAND HERE WITHOUT FEAR BECAUSE I REMEMBER. I REMEMBER THAT I AM HEAR NOT BECAUSE OF THE PATH THAT LAY BEFORE ME.. BUT BECAUSE OF THE PATH THAT LIES BEHIND ME! I REMEMBER THAT FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS WE HAVE FOUGHT THESE MACHINES! I REMEMBER THAT FOR ONE-HUNDRED YEARS THEY HAVE SENT THEIR ARMIES TO DESTROY US AND AFTER A CENTURY OF WAR I REMEMBER THAT WHICH MATTERS MOST! WE ARE STILL HERE! TONIGHT LET US SEND A MESSAGE TO THAT ARMY! LET US SHAKE THIS CAVE! TONIGHT LET US TREMBLE THESE WALLS OF EARTH, STEEL AND STONE! LET US BE HEARD FROM RED CORE TO BLACK SKY! TONIGHT LET US MAKE THEM REMEMBER THIS IS ZION AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID!
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ANTIAIR BUILT
BUNKER BUILT
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>>597193402
nigger speech
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We need to summon isis suicide bombers
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>>597193402
we will destroy them !
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We cant forget this fella! Add him in
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added grills
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LASER TOWER BUILT
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>>597193856
perfect! that will distract giganigga, while he raped them we can bombard his ass with the dildo turret's dildos.
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Added a mage tower so we can summon more blizzard shit
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>>597193924
They have submarines !!
Add aquaman with his triplecep spear
Goodluck my brother
I
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>>597193812
Me again, make him the peninsula
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your allies to the west can help with untapped resources and naval support
together we will be one
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lol thread derailers made OP ragequit
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>>597193856
OUR GIGA NIGGA HAS NO CARE FOR YOUR FOOLISH MORTAL DISTRACTION. HE WILL DESTROY YOUR CIVILIZATION LOOKING FOR THE FRIED CHICKENIUM RESOURCE THAT IS NATURALLY IN YOUR TERRAIN. DOOM IS COMING.
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guys we should get all the factions and paste them into one big global map then risk
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ADDED AIRPORT WE AIRPLANE NAO
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Add a laboratory that checks the genetic purity of the citizens so only the aryans can be leaders
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>>597194780
allied airport reporting for duty
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Niggers we need dog suicide bombers
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>>597194486
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updated
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?
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Reports that they now have ISIS on their side. We need a place to contain all the terrorists.

Where to build it ?
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They have ISIS as an ally now! We're fucked!
>>>597195307
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>>597195616
concentration camps
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>>597195616
In da water
Captcha: hi gai
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Add some Allah
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>>597195754

Brilliant. Sand niggers can't swim, as water is too precious to them.
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never fear uber alliers are here
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>>597195737

If they have ISIS, that means they probably got some nukes.

What's our defense against a barrage of nukes ?
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>>597196231
Sandnigger shield power
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>>597196226
NUKES ARE FIRED HOLY SHIT
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>>597196231
non, give up
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>>597196226
This is not half bad. I'm impressed
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>>597196231
Nothing because you'll never win! TAKBIR! ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>597196231
>What's our defense against a barrage of nukes ?

ORBITAL ION CANNON OPERATIVE
9001 NIGGAWATS OF CHINESE DILDO POWER
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>>597196769
YES THIS
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isis wants the nuclear war!! Think about it! after the war the nuclear winter will come and most of them who are so used to the desert hot will die from the coldness, but after the winter the entire world will become a desert and then they will have found their paradise
desert everywere!!
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QUICK BUILD A SPACE DILDO FOR PROTECTION OF THE CIVILIZATION, ALL WHITE MALES ON BOARD
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>>597196883
How about adding more pylons?
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tore down the alamo so we can colonize space for our white race
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WE ARE WINNING KKEEPP IITT UUPP
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TARGET LOCATED
DUBS FIRE THE CANNON
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>>597197425
FAYA!
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>>597197425

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>597197400
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what is our alliances name?
I call my land the kingdom of Assist since im here for mostly moral support and cannon fodder
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SUMMON GOD
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THIS GOES FOR NOT BUYING ALL OUR FUCKING DILDOS
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Serious spy here. Watch me nuke their thread right now.
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>>597197918
WE NEED TO SURVIVE THEY ARE WINNING
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>>597198123
>jesus deflected the lazer back to you fags
rekt
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>>597198402

Jesus deflects nukes. Nothing was said about our didlopowered ion cannon.

Dubs confirms.
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>>597198576
oh yeah? recent research has confirmed that the giga nigga is immune to purple/magenta lazers, due to the purple drank in his blood. Your blast was just a pretty lightshow, no damage done.
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>>597198576
Roll
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remember that space program for plebs
white race lives on in mars
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Space Somali Pirates will raid Earth using Swedish cucks as cannon fodder.
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>>597198949
reroll
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the mods must be having a lot of fun seeing the carnage in these threads.
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We won >>597198743
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i am an illegal immigrant in this civ. i came here in rowing boat from giga nigga isis oppression with my family.
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>>597199198

REJOICE. SANDNIGGERS ARE DED
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>>597198777
trips confirms to be true. you niggas ain't done nothing
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>>597199181
>597199100

kek

just in case we're not all corrupt spies posting on each other's threads
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WE AINT DONE YET >>597199266
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