Lazy cook thread !
(Also stone food thread)
This shit is good with garlic, cream and cheese.
Why cut a hole? Why not just sandwich the fucking egg?
Why milk ?
You saxons can't eat anything without milk, can you ?
>when you run out of clean pots to boil water in
maybe all the calcium is what helps us not look like fucking Habsburg bastards
This is bait right? No one has nitro just sitting out.
>boil lobster for 8 minutes. Done.
>cook turbot in butter for 15 minutes. Done
Step up nig nogs.
im reminded of this
Here's one of my favourite lazy foods.
Buy some pita bread (Or any circular bread with some thickness really)
Apply layer of ketchup (or pizza sauce)
Dress with minced meat, sausage, bacon or what have you.
In oven until chrisp.
Lazy man's mini pizzas - And cheaper than store bought ones unless you're in Merrica, in which case they are probably made out authentic cardboard anyway.
Seriously though, this guy wins this thread. I both admire and feel sorry for him at the same time, because I know this is not fake.
You can improve this recipe by using two pieces of actual loaf bread (like the kind you have to slice yourself (The bigger the better, this is important next). Cut the middle out of each, big enough that you can fit 2 eggs in each. Cook it the normal way. Make a sandwich with cheese and Franks Red Hot. Dip this motherfucker in syrup. Have tastebud orgasm and die of heart attack.
I never understand this. what keeps the uncooked egg on top from flying off when you flip it?
better yet why not just fry an egg and put it I'm a normal grilled cheese sandwich instead of cutting holes in the bread?
how did you know it was the same person who posted these?
Sorry i wasnt forcefed a dictionary shitcunt...
Im disputing American intelligence as a whole...
Being American is a mental disorder.
Fuck you too, You spelt it wrong also...
I thought those were eggs...
>blaming one person for a nations retardness
Takes me back, man. French fries were currency between 11:30 and 12:30 at my school.
Incidentally, the faggot I live with eats like this all the time, and unfortunately I allow it to rustle my jimmies. I even offer to show basic cooking skills beyond boiling water.
I live with a guy who don't really have any cooking skills, other than boiling water.
I teached him to make hummus, and now he just eat hummus on everything. I even saw him put hummus on ramen.
I don't even mind showing people things. But the faget is quite happy with his rice and sauce or whatever the shit he eats. He does the thing with the hot dogs too sometimes
If this is the new and improved version, ignore any changes.
Original was better.
You know, I'd never considered the possibility that there are people out there that won't like a food unless the carbohydrates in it can't be tasted at all. This honestly makes a lot of things make sense to me now.
Kg of mince, kg of frozen veges, kg of chopped potatoes, and one big onion. Put in big 'ol pot with water and season to taste.
This gives you 10 decent sized meals for $15.
Food isn't hard, retards.
This is not an innovative ricepe, this is called a grilled fucking cheese sandwich and its being made by a fucking autists that doenst know how to make the simplest fucking thing on earth
My sides are in another dimension. Accept these tits as a humble offering.
Don't knock it till you try it, it's actually better with the addition of cheese.
>being American is a mental disorder
Yeah, you mongoloid autist shitbag. Because being born in a country makes you retarded by default. You should have been stuffed in a burlap sack and drowned in cat piss at birth.
>fuck off and die, autist
Why haven't I thought of that...
...aaand now I'm hungry....
Proud britfag reporting in, faggot.
That cunt threw an aspie shitfit that got me mad