Hey /b/. Anybody know what this thing is? It's a gift from

Have no idea what it is OP, but it looks cool as fuck. Put it on your wall or something.

>>596844678
Its an ancient indian jerk off device

>>596844678
ancient chinese dragon dildo

It's a can opener you dunce.

>>596844678
Shove it up your ass and post results

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>>596844678
It's a pee-hole scraper. It's for making sure you have good urine flow. Try it out OP, It doesn't work until you shove it in deep. Remember, if there isn't blood your not doing it right.

Can opener.

>>596844678
fucking autists, it's a letter opener..

its a dick opener

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>>596844678

Looks like Satanic ritual tool

>>596844678
>>596844678
>I stole this from a friend and need to be told what it is.
fix'd

>>596844678
it kind of looks like a disemboweling tool.

>>596844678
Obv bottle opener

That is in fact the staff of the crab people

>>596844678
Looks like a butthole scratcher

>>596844678
It's a ceremonial tool used for jewish circumcisions, it's a shame that is a modern one though, the older ones are worth quite a bit.

>>596845167
beat me to it kek

looks like a glorified can opener.

you have been insulted, my friend

Why don't you ask your friend what it is?

>>596845528
They have no idea, they believe that it's some sort of weapon.

ITT: retards
It's a penis inspection tool, didn't you ever see them at school?

Prostate massager

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>>596845611
it's a dagger of sort, I have no idea what's it called in English but basically it's used as a secondary weapon other than a long dagger / sword.
the middle open bit is for during fights you can grab onto enemy's sword and locked it there by pushing it towards him, while your other dagger on your other hand stab him. (most sword user use only 1 sword so he will have to mean of defending himself while you have his weapon on locked)
obviously useless in modern times

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>>596845611
Sacrificial dagger, can't really see the marking on the front but seems to be an owls face which would mean it's of Egyptian origin, of course the owl is also used in masonry practices so really either or.

"Aww crap. I procrastinated, like I always do. Now I have no time to think of a proper gift. Here let me get this for OP, he's into... uhh... these."

Sailor Moon wand.

>>596844678
>looks like a weapon of some sort.
/k/ here
not a weapon
looks like
1 can opener
2 gutting knife
3 letter opener
4 something decorative

>>596844678
Fancy fire-poker.

Just so you know, it is in fact not sharp. The tips are blunt, so it's not a can opener. Also much to heavy to be a can opener or much too thick to be a bottle opener. It may just be decorative. You could easily fuck someone up with it if you needed to nonetheless.

>>596844678
Garbage. It's a stone tool, with plastic inlay and a shitty plastic gilt. Fuck your friend.

>>596846937
Not stone, some type of heavy metal. I agree on the plastic inlay and handle though. Also, this was just a "here, take this thing" type of gift, not a legitimate birthday present or anything like that, so I have no real reason to be pissed.

>>596846937
Oh wait, inlay is actually metal too. Obviously cheap metal, but still metal.