Dubs decides what I say
I'll post replys
Been getting pretty into bestiality lately. Is that weird? idk
just stuffing stuff up my ass
>>596682743
Rerolling
I've always wondered: why are you named after some shitty Italian town with no relevance whatsoever to the real world?
>>596682899
WINRAR
Thinking about quitting masturbating forever lol idk if I should.
>>596682899
win
>>596682899
Rarniw
Btw I just wanted to tell you that I have autism
The holocaust was exaggerated.
>>596682966
>learn some history you dumb fuck
But those dubs nullify my argument. Continue sir
tryna see how many sharpies I can put in my pooper
>>596683476
I'm vulnerable...
>>596683476
The fact i havent fucked you yet
im a fucking autist you stupid nigger
>>596683649
Roll
>>596683476
My unexplainable need to fill up my ass with various household objects. At least I'm open about it. What's wrong with you?
Hey tomorrow I wanted to know if you could come with me to my moms house.
>>596683717
roll
Fuck you homophobic bitch
>>596683649
rollin for this
>>596683717
roll
I like that, do you have a problem?
>>596683792
Rawl
You're not here to do it for me :3
Ok truth time... I'm an autistic brony
>>596683649
Rollll
Alright now, 21 17 63 or 78
>>596683717
roll
>>596683892
Rollin again
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>596683795
reroll
There's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with society, if I wanna have rainbow dash stashed away in my colon that's my business, you fascist
im gay
>>596683966
Nice dubs
>>596683948
roll
so u want my cock ms. Italian town?
wanna see my cock? you fucking italian bastard
>>596683924
Her first name is her heritage?
What the fuck? How dumb is she
Eyyy
>>596683924
OP you're an idiot. That's a 3/100 chance of winning with any post. The thread will not move fast enough to support your retardation.
You dumb bitch dont you understand? all I want is a nice big fat black cock stuck up my asshole fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>596683948
Reroll
go back to mexico and take all your cheese and gluten with you.
>>596684166
What's up with all the 66 dubs itt
>>596684179
Close one
>>596683924
I'm a dick! I'm addicted to you!
>>596683924
I'm vulnerable... It makes me lash out at others and suff things in my ass so I dont feel so lonely.
>>596683924
You should have used you're instead of your so you don't make yourself look so uneducated.
That's nothing to be proud off, I have over 236 authentic Japanese katanas, you know what katana means? Do you even understand?
>>596684263
Fuck I wasted it
>>596684299
Roll
Wanna try some anal with me?
>>596683948
reroll
>>596684317
Shitty win
>>596684307
roll
>>596683924
It's called negging.
Admit it, you're more attracted to me now.
>>596684400
winrar for dub dubs?
>>596683924
why does she think her name is her heritage? Unless she's from Milan and named Milan?
>>596683924
lol im jk babe wanna come over for some make up sex send nudes first pls
>>596684166
What's up with this captcha? Pic telated.
>>596684284
roll
insult their sexuality
>>596684741
That's what I was putting in my ass haaaaahaaaaaa
>>596683948
roll
>>596684741
Why didn't you treat that as a reroll?
Sorry, I'm lashing out because i'm going through some shit right now. I realized that I'm only sexually attracted to girls named after cities.
i hava aids
"My little pony Applejack is my gay lover."
>>596685003
Roll, but without the haha
I think I might be a brony :/
This bitch is so fucking stupid now it's trips
My pee pee knows no bounds!
im battling my sexuality lol
>>596685437
no youre thinkin of corey in the house man
>>596685437
you sir are the "fucking stupid" one for not doing single digits
>"lel first it take forever to get dubs, solution=make it trips hurrhurrhurr"
>>596685437
Pop that pussy for a real nigga
>>596685586
roll
No but I've got a chinese penis
>>596685437
muh sides
>>596684166
Roll
wanna see my peepee?
you wanna know why I have all those katanas? BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!
>>596685437
Yes
she is dumb
You made fun of her name's relation to an Italian town and she said not to insult her 'heritage'
She's braindead.
im a faggot
>>596685586
rollin
post a pic of her face
See if she will let you pee into her vagina.
If this anal fisting doesn't satisfy me, I think I'm going to have to resort to self immolation.
hey
>>596685437
>trips
No thanks, I'm outta here. You're a faggot OP
send dick pic
>>596685872
If this anal fisting doesn't satisfy me, I think I'm going to have to resort to self immolation.
>>596682569
"Moves like Jagger" is a song by American band Maroon 5 featuring singer Christina Aguilera, released by A&M Octone Records on June 21, 2011, as the fourth and final single and the first re-released single from their third studio album Hands All Over (2010). The song was written by Adam Levine, Benjamin Levin, Ammar Malik, and Shellback and produced by Shellback and Benny Blanco. "Moves like Jagger" is a dance-pop and electropop song and is backed by synths and electronic drums. The lyrics refer to a male's ability to impress a female with his dance moves, which he compares to Mick Jagger, frontman of The Rolling Stones.
Scott Schelter from Pop Crush awarded "Moves like Jagger" four-and-a-half out of five stars. Schelter called the song "danceable and fun" and wrote that "the song would've been great even without Aguilera, but her fiery cameo makes it that much better." Robert Copsey wrote for Digital Spy: "Take me by the tongue and I'll know you/ Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you," Ad insists over a funky, finger-clicking bassline and an irresistible whistle hook that immediately burrows deep into the recesses of your brain. "If I share my secret/ You're gonna have to keep it," Xtina says on her short, sweet and perfectly formed cameo.
Being 'proud of your heritage' is stupid. A bunch of dead people did some shit before you were born and somehow that defines who you are?? Quit trying to live a stereotype and live your own life.
It's like being proud of being Italian but you were born in the USA, don't speak the language or anything but fuck you if you make fin of my 'heritage'... totally stupid
>>596685437
lol am I the only one who hates niggers?
>>596685883
Close
Bitches dont know bout my katanas
nowadays only katana fisting can really get my motor going reowr
>>596685998
very close
it's what I'm gonna use to fuck your useless italian pussy
>>596685437
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>596686008
roll
>>596686008
rawlin
Ok...trips? can you make it atleast like specific dubs like 88 or something?
my mom is naked
You ever lick a chinese penis?
>>596685437
>Japanese
>Isn't that Chinese
>>596686008
this
>>596685437
yeah i m gonna go read some pzza cpockets aight man cya bro
>>596685065
roll
>>596686239
Reroll
>>596685437
I'm starting to think this is fake.
>>596685437
>>596686315
r o l l
>>596686332
So close
>>596685872
>If this anal fisting doesn't satisfy me, I think I'm going to have to resort to self immolation.
lick my ass hole
Sorry I'm just super horny right now hbu?
nowadays only katana sex can really get my motor going reowr
>>596686404
oh fuck i got 404
>>596686012
Go to bed Andrew
>>596686112
very close
im horny
>>596686008
RAWLIN RAWLIN RAWLIN
>>596686332
very close
>>596686404
404 Winrar fuck your trips op what are you doing nigger
Can I see your boobs. I'll trade for a dic pic
>>596685998
roll
you're sexy
>>596686556
whew so close m8
Sure whatever, anyways I really wanted to tell you you're fucking hot and you should send some n00ds
>>596685065
Roll
I'm going to post this one and leave, fuck you op.
....Roll for you saying... I havent came in so long its driving me crazy. I'm just not ready for a relationship, so I'll only ask you this once and it's because I respect you. I need you to understand that I mean this in the absolute best possible way, will you please suck the ever living hell out of my dick?
>>596686455
this
You and me. Tonight. I'll be slow. I don't even have to use my cock to pleasure you. First, I'll start by sticking my tongue right into your sweet, soft, damp pink pussy, and trace the letters of the roman alphabet until I hear your sweet, slow, slurred moans, and your pussy is a raging rapid. Then, I'll take my big, chubby finger, and rub that perfect clit of yours, faster than a hearthstone arena run, until your moans are high pitched and soft, your thighs twitch and clench, the sweat drips off of your forehead, the bedsheets are soaked, and you can barely keep your eyes open from the pure ecstasy I'm going to give you.
>>596686628
Roll
do you think im cute?
check the devil trips 666
>>596685437
bing bong suck my dong
>>596685437
Bitch I walk up in this hood like I'm Jonas fuckin Salk now now Jonas fucking Salk
>>596686825
reroll, send pic, too
Wouldn't you like to know you stupid cunt?
>>596686875
Kek
How do I make my butt hole stop burning
>>596686455
first
Nigger
Girl sorry for the offense I'm just a little nervous... could you help me calm down?
Tits please
nigger
>>596685437
Did you know 500 babies die in my basement every year?
I LIKE TITTIES
lol multiple dubs since last post... lets see what happens
Lol I'm jking! I wanted to ask you something
check em
look. the way i see it you have 2 options:
A. I come over and stretch your puss hole with my dick.
B. I come over, kill your entire fucking family and then stretch your puss with my dick before proceeding to kill you as well.
The choice is all yours.
P.S. Niggers tongue my anus
show me your bobbies
>>596686780
Reroll
fuck up bitch
>>596686688
Winrar
>>596687192
oh wait its trips now :P
Wait you show show me your tits before you go gurl
I'm sorry. What I really want to know is where's the caveman?
>>596685703
Reroll
show me your tits
show me your booty hole or I will self immolate!
Netflix and chill?
are you gonna murder me 'cause you're a stranger I met on the Internet?
>>596687416
Roll
I'm actually gay. Making anon get trips wtf is wrong with me?
OP is kill?
The chinese cannot read, they only know the way of katanas and fetishes.
>>596687258
reroll
tits or gtfo
>>596687576
Roll
I always get trips, say this "u wanna hang out tomorrow? I got special plans for you"
Check um
Show me titties. Please. I said please
>>596687042
>>596687133
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey faggot
>>596687777
win
>>596687576
/THREAD
>>596687777
QUADS WINRAR
>>596687777
this man rite here
>>596687777
Winrar
>>596687777
Quads win
>>596687777
winrar to the max
"It's all ogre now. Milan is love. Milan is life."
>>596687777
Winrar
>>596687777
quads, not trips, sorry
>>596687777
he must have bought a copy of WINRAR!
Im have been doing no fap for 4 days and I really want to bust a nut. I have a confession though, I like to stick my dick in dead fish mouth and slide in and out
>>596687970
trips are a subset of quads.
>>596687777
ITS OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>596687777
At least its not trips
>>596687988
Go back to le reddit
My name is Stefan Trantalovski
Now 17 gets it
>>596688088
4chan math right there
>>596688088
doesnt count
>>596687777
Look at this guy topestkek
fuck, might have to call off the plans.
omg wtf should i go to the hospital or what?
jesus fucking christ my dick hurts so fucking bad wtffff
>>596688189
Like shoving this dick in you, its pretty big.
Me hiding my dick in your va-jayjay
>>596685437
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm going to rape you asshole
rape you then murder you
>>596688333
Trips win.
I would like to give you a golden shower
We're going to do some light anal fisting, and then we're going to self immolate to protest ISIS
Watch op say quads next
>>596688370
Roll