Tell me your problems, /b/. I'm here for you.

What is your name?

>>596618035

Demiurge

>>596617973
I had intercourse with my neighbors cat, and now she wont talk to me. How can I gain her affection?

>>596617973
get out faggot

Poverty. Im a college grad(which is nothing special) who can not find a job above minimum wage bullshit. I cant even get to the interview stage. If i get to the interview, i've always landed the job after that but I just cant get in the door.

So im married living with my wife who basically supports me because i barely make enough for food and gas.

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I'm dumb and I want to be smart.

Is intelligence something you're innately born with or is it something that can be acquired through hard work?

>>596618116
You're not OP.

I got a long distance relationship and it's hard.

>>596618160
The cat wont talk to you or your neighbor?

>>596618198 lol she is gonna leave you for sure. I would not be surprised if she has some one in mind.

>>596618356
The cat. Every time I come over, she seems more distant. Even with the leftover fish sticks my mom made last night, I couldn't get her to come to me.

>>596618198

send an email to [email protected]
the next day at 2p.m a team will show up with the equipment and they will instruct you if you agree upon it you will be granded with 1.500 a month.

>>596617973
I had surgery on my dick yesterday, can't have sex or fap for 3 weeks, and I just started seeing someone. Fucking hell.

>>596618228
Only by hoarding chromosomes

>>596618557
1500 a month is awful. Thats what i make now. Does this job require me to do nothing?

>>596618228
How are you 'dumb'? are you streetdumb or academically dumb? I consider myself to be ralatively smart but i am terrible at math, those things can't really be fixed i think.

>>596618684
i havent had sex in a year and a half

>>596618684
You could sell him/her some bullshit about wanting to take things slow, makes you seem sensitive.

>>596618893
Too late, because we already banged.....

I don't have a girlfriend. My last one cheated on me with a german guy when she left for an student exchange program and I haven't been able to find an equal or better female after that. I've banged randoms yes, but it just sucks to not have someone you know?

>inb4 im a fag

>>596618545
just stroke that pussy.

I can't afford to pay my debts

>>596618764
Both.

Academically I'm an idiot. I dropped out of highschool. I'm in community college and doing fine for now, but these are the really, really easy gen ed classes that you get an A for so long as you show up. I haven't been truly tested so far with all my classes.

From street smarts perspective I'm also dumb. Shit social skills. Shit common sense. I'm just dumb in every sense of the word.

I have nightmare mode difficulty career ambitions that I fear I'll never obtain because of my aforementioned dumbness.

>>596618749

20 mins a day of watching the plants grow and apply given instructions

and i'm serious with that email, they operate on a worldwide bias

I have exams next week so i'm pretty stressed out.
I love a girl that has a boyfriend yet and i don't have any chance with her because she really loves her boyfriend, he's not an asshole.
Last girlfriend was 2 years and half ago, but she left a hole in my heart and i don't even know how to get a girl anymore, even tho i'm a good looking guy.
I don't know what else.

>>596618967
Well, abstinence probably makes the first time you can sex again that much more intense.

I've got twin sisters but I only feel sexually attracted to one of them

i have a hernia right above my dick. when i jack my dick i end up punching myself in the colon resulting in excruciating stomach aches

>>596619246
True that, but how do I tell her?

>So uuh yeah, I got my frenulum cut

I'll have to, because I know she would expect us to have sex.

>>596619144
by plants do you mean marijuana?

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So I think I might be finally broken:

>Dopamine levels in the brain very low
>Food losing taste, senses becoming dull
>Experience time lapses that can't account for
>Often stiff and non-responsive limbs
>Chest pains in the right side
>Cannot store new memories, last 10 years of memories cant account for
>Unable to memorize simple things like names, faces and notes from university

I tried exercising and sleeping more often, nothing is working. Yet, despite all this, I am able to perform my routine functions and communicate with people, its just I have now trouble understanding what they say, my hearing and vision seems faded.

I just want to understand what is happening with me. Is this a neurological disorder or a chemical imbalance in my body?

>>596619104
As for academics i really don't know how one would improve that, but street skills are pretty easy to improve. just think through decisions before you make them, try to see things from different perspectives, you might avoid doinjg retarded shit.
As for career i would start out low at some company where YOU HAVE ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. this is fucking important to avoid getting stuck at a low wage job.

>>596619432
>>Dopamine levels in the brain very low

because you've measured the dopamine level in your brain

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Should I send her this card the following valentine's day?

>>596619144
Thanks for that email someone tried to log into my throwaway gmail account.

>>596619522
Went to see a doctor, he is the one advised me of this. Extreme depression and dip in mood levels is related to this.

>>596619104
Just try new methods of learning things. Study harder, make summaries, practise and I believe that you can still succed in cc.

my little bro is now in a relation with my gf which i had for 4 years.

ashe started dating him a week after we broke up.

tfw you're little bro most likely banged your gf during my relation

been drinking and smoking that skunky ever since
dropped out of uni and living the life of a bum

First off, there's this huge faggot named OP, he bugs me.

One of my best friends was murdered and tossed into a fire pit. I've given it 2 years and I still can't decide if I want to try to avenge my friend, or if I should continue collage and hope I can accomplish something in my life.

I have to have heart surgery next week and the Dr said there is always the chance I wont pull through.

>>596619864
Why

>>596619875

wrath if the path thy must choose, let it run through your veins and unleash it upon thy enemy.

~Bible said so

>>596619875
>collage

>hurhur unoriginal joke/insult about you intentionally misspelling college

>>596618802
havent had sex in 2+ years

>>596617973

My wife loves me, but meets none of my emotional needs. I love her too, but I feel like she's essentially a nice person that I would claim as a dependent, for all practical purposes.

I've found myself thinking more and more about having an affair, especially in the last few months. I know I need to talk to her, but it's been so long since I've felt anything but alone that I'm not even sure what I want out of a committed relationship anymore.

t;dr: FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

>>596619432
You might be getting Alzheimers. Go see a fucking doctor you twat

>>596619562 here,
anyone?
I was asking seriously...

>>596619875
You should strive to succeed in your life first.

Then plan how to avenge the death of your friend.

You'll have more resources to do it

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>>596620119
why you pointing it out if you clearly don't have an issue with it?
>yfw you are hurhur

>>596619010
i banged a girl in exchange program , but im not german , maybe she was lying about nationality ...

>>596620275
If you know she likes black humor / has ever said a dirty joke herself then yes, tottaly

I was raeped by my brother when I was 5, raeped my sister when I was 7 and just recently started putting my pedo fantasy into motion when I started fapping to CP.

I really really want to kill myself soon. Mom is dead, I don't care about the others. Help, I guess?

>>596620275
Who is she? GF, girl you trying to impress/take out? Do you know if she likes this kind of humor?

>>596620379
To hopefully prevent someone from commenting on it.

>>596620428
Wouldn't be surprised if she had slept with every person on /b/

>>596620496
Do it before you molest any kids you sick fuck.

>>596620496
You have some isssues man (if this is true), just try to stop all bad habits and live a healthy life man.

I am an amnesiac. A lonely, sad amnesiac. Who are you? More importantly who am I?

>>596617973

I just feel blue. I'm alone and virgin at 23, I'm not motivated to study, even if those are my last weeks in college.
I regret my college years, I didn't study as seriously as I should, and I rarely hung out with people or met girls.

I don't know what will be coming next. I just needed to get it off.

>>596619793

kek he prob got a bigger dick

>>596620496
http://lostallhope.com/

>>596619926
They always have to tell you that, otherwise they would get sued.

There's always risks involved in surgery no matter what. Even the most routine surgery there's room for error and you can die.

Heart Surgery is a scary thing, but Surgeons train for YEARS to get to where they're at. On top of that, everything that they do is highly procedural to an extent, so fuck ups are difficult to happen.

Psychology can play a role into how well you go through surgery. A lot of surgeons can be uneasy if their patient doesn't appear to have much faith in them. If patient shows that they trust them they are more likely to do a good job during surgery.

Wish your surgeon good luck and try and be as positive about the whole ordeal as you can. Might make a difference. Good luck.

>>596620436
>>596620515
I'm not sure about the humor she likes, but so far whatever I said/wrote she laughed a lot.
We're friends, but I think there might be something more if I don't fuck up.

I think, I'm going to risk and send it. I don't have any other valentine's card that wouldn't be boring/cheesy and it's better than not sending anything, right?

>>596617973
I can never seem to make good friends who live near me. any time I meet someone who actually lives a good distance away (within 30 minutes drive), I never seem to really LIKE them, even if they like me. and when we do hang out, I just get bored of them after the first couple of times.

I also can't really kiss people, otherwise I'm guaranteed to not see them again. Not because I'm a bad kisser or anything, but half because I don't really try to see them again, half because they don't try to see me again.

Other than that, life's actually pretty good. I got a job 3 weeks ago, and I'm already getting promoted.

>>596620724
A faggot

>>596620942
If you're friends and you want to take it a step further send her the card, and take her out on the same day somewhere nice. It should go well for you.

Ex-girlfriend and her actually gay ultrafeminist pal went on twitter and told all the SJW twits that I raped her.

>>596620738
Get a job and start talking to people, make friends.
>inb4 doublemint dave

>>596621004
Even though I laughed at this, I still want pity and attention.

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Partner is great. Great sex. Spends all time with me. Has a high paying job. Wants to get married.

But, I have no friends. Every time I make a friend they never offer to hang out, or decline when asked. The old friends slowly have been pushed away for lying to me or stealing from me. I don't know how to make new lasting friendships.

>>596621349
I can share who I am if that's what you wish

>>596621454
Go ahead.

>>596621200
Since I can't be the exact same day in that city, we're going to the movies three days before valentine's day. That's why I wanted to at least send some card.
Is it reasonable?

>>596620687
>>596620706
>>596620779

I already decided I'm going to end it idiots. I'll be gone long before even coming close to doing something to a kid. I'm not sadistic or psychopathic enough. I can rationalize CP in my mind because I "don't hurt anyone".

The problem is I'm too afraid of the pain or botching the suicide and having to live through that. I've been looking on the deep web for a couple of months for effective drugs but I'm shit out of luck.

I'd love to have some doctor just fucking kill me via lethal injection. That's the help I want.

>>596619332
got mine cut, too. just tell her, dont make it more compilcated

>>596621676
Nigger I linked you to a website with valuable information about how to kill yourself.

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>>596617973
Here is OP IRL.

>>596621221
shit nigga thats bad, can that 'information' reach anyone you are friends with or care about?

>>596621676
Hello fag, exit bag.

>fucked milf receptionist at work after a drunk night
>turns out she is actually batshit crazy and that i fucked the office nut
>morning after she tried to hide my car keys
>find my used condom on her coffee table looking for said keys (we fucked on her bed, put it in the bin)
>leaves flowers on my desk and on my car every day
>told all the other women on my floor i'm hung (i'm average)
>told all the other women on my floor we fuck regularly (we don't)
>talk to her and she agrees to stop and that we had a one night thing (she doesn't stop)
>get pulled by management
>boss told me that i shouldn't be so "loud" about my relationships with other people in the workplace
>told me i'll get fired if it continues
>office loner keeps asking me what office sex is like even though i told him it wasn't in the office

Am i fucked?

>>596621551
do it m8
>for the lulz

>>596617973
I am basically a reborn virgin of 5 years. Get me laid please!

>>596622163
I'm going to do it. We watch the trailer for Kung Fury and she laughed like crazy, so this may actually work.
Thanks, /b/ro.

>>596621676
there are plenty of suicide resources on the regular web. if you can access a firearm that seems like a pretty reliably way to off yourself.

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>>596622274

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>>596617973

I have a painful ear infection but the doctor says I'm physically fine.

>>596622274
Pffft... Try 15 years, :'(

im am sad , everytime. Even my coworker said that i look sad. I just dont know were to find the happiness . I have hobbies that i do when i got time. What should i do /b/ ?

>>596622297
np and good luck mate, girl i like don't seem to like that kinda humour unfortunately

>>596621988
Lots of friends all saw it and know it's bullshit and helped me block it. A couple of them knew her and saw her clinging to me at the convention where we met.

Just fucked me up cuz I'm incapable of raping someone, I can't even get it up unless a chick is super into me, which she was. She drove from another state away to sleep with me. I guess she just regrets it now two years later and is stirring shit.

>>596622463
What? NO! oh god what? NOOOOO

>>596622356
I imagine thats my normal expression now adays

>>596621502
A 22 year old guy. I study software engineering. I adore computers been sitting near one since I was 6. Things I'm passionate about are my field of work: programming, software, the IT sector as a whole, competetive electronic sports, I follow a ton of scenes because I was a bit overweight as a kid and never really suceeded in football or basketball. I'm passionate about girls and have had 2 girlfriends (last one cheated on me but oh well). Also I have a great memory, I've been able to recount 130 porn stars as a bet I made with my dorm buddies for 2 extra large pizzas and ended the recounting at 134.

My problems? I have one pretty huge one. I'm super detached from people. I just don't care about them. From what I've understood it's because my dad had alcohol problems and used to scream at me a lot as a child up until the point where I would become numb and wouldn't cry and not care anymore about anything. It kinda stayed with me as I grew up and I don't talk to a lot of people. I have about 5 friends at total who also share some issues like myself one of them had attempted to suicide 3 times in his life. I just somehow click with people with problems better.

>>596622475
i find other people are what makes me happy. if you have any friends try spending time with them. otherwise try to make some friends at work

>>596622525
then it shouldn't really matter. any reasonable person that this might reach will understand if you explain to them

>>596622602
I masturbate constantly, but yeah

Hope you get laid soon.

>>596621551
It's fine and hopefully it's not the first time you and her will be going out.

>>596622670
Everyone has problems, and people love talking about themselves so you should find something to relate to in most people.

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>>596617973
Been stagnant for a long time. I have a job but that's about it. I use to go to the gym but since the winter started, I haven't been there in 3 months. I hate winter btw. Another thing, I was writting a lot but I can't seem to have inspiration. I stopped weeks ago since my dad was diagnosed with cancer. He's due to have an operation to remove it since it's not too late. He has a 97 percent chance of being fine but I don't know if it will be okay, OP. I can't seem to be intrested in being happy or working to be happy. I've had a shitty couple of years with 2013 being shit but if my dad doesn't make it then this year is going to be worse. I'm too stagnant and I procrastinate too damn much.

pic unrelated but just felt like posting something.

I want to talk about my problems which I realise aren't problems after i finish talking about them and then cringe really hard because I'm so pathetic so I keep my problems back until they're actual problems in my head and I need to burst and the cycle continues.

>>596622799
Hope so. Thank you for the reassurance. SJWs scare the piss out of me, really feels like they could ruin my god damn life just because one of their fold doesn't like me.

Yeah, I fucked up big time this time with my family. My father doesn't even want to talk to me anymore because of my drug habits and now i'm getting kicked outta the house because of it. Bad enough I wasted my money on the drugs but I got school to pay for as well. My whole moving out will be happening by Friday and the only one to blame for this is myself. I dug myself into this mess but now I really don't know where else to go. Losing a relationship with my father alone, there no words for that when he doesn't even look at you in the eye.

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>>596617973
im trying to get into the marines but i cant because i have a tattoo on my leg. Why cant i join because of a shitty tattoo. Im trying to get into infantry so why does it matter if i have a tattoo??????
i can kinda understand though fml fuck my shit highschool decisions

>>596622671
Cant make friends at work beacause they are older than me , they could be my fathers. I have friends , i hang out with them but still feel empty inside, like i will be stuck here with my job that i dont like , but it salary is good, wont make my dreams cuz of independence an shit , have to look over my house myself .

>>596622670
Deep, but you have a good profession and will go far

This girl I like doesn't return my feelings and is probably hiding a relationship with my friend. I've already had sex with this girl 3 times and took her virginity so I thought I had her for sure but she doesn't care about me at all

>>596623179
People are quite shallow where I live, it's all about getting drunk and getting laid as much as possible as fast as possible. Does not appeal to me as much as it does to others I guess

The main problem in your average /b/tards life is loneliness. Why do you all just meet up for a beer or something?

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Well, judge me on this op.
>had gf since 31 dec
>week ago, i think, her birthday was coming up
>asked her if she wanted to go out but i used an expression that offended her for some reason, so she got mad(she thinks highly of herself)
>after a fuck ton of apologizing, she said that she'd give me a second chance, and i told her how happy i was
>next day, her b-day
>wished her a happy bday and what not, as soon as i woke up(7am)
>later that day, about 18pm i think, i text her if she's had a good day, she replied that i ignored her for 1/2 a day
>she said she had plans that day so i didn't want to disturb her, that's what i told her
>she said i'm making up excuses
>get pissed, say fuck this. Deleted whatsapp(installed it just for her), the pictures she made with my phone of us, unfriended on facebook.
i have not heard from her since her bday(29 jan)
Did i do something wrong op? Was i stupid or was her princess attitude showing?

>>596624044
Because 4chan meetups always end up being awkward.

No surprise seeing as how putting a bunch of socially challenged people together doesn't make any of them less socially challenged.

>>596623935
Maybe she just used you to take her virginity or something?
I have had that happen to a close friend of mine.

>>596624044
>sounds good'
>why not
>o w8 i have problems
>iam scared of talkin to ppl
>sorry no maybe next time
I am shy as fuck i cant even go solo meetups without any friend besides me . And i think here are few ppl from place i live or near.

>>596624044
Cause were all 16

>>596624242
No one is awkward after lemo and a night in the club.

>>596624666
Just bring a responsible adult and you can all have a pint of cider with a meal

gf is a virgin, 6 months together. I get BJs all the time but I haven't even fingered her. What do?

>>596624680
It never gets to that point.

People tend to leave after 10 mins.
Not speaking from personal experience, but from screenshots of meetup threads from several boards.

>>596624215
You where stupid , dont let women over-take you , you will end up apologizing every fuckin ffight y`ll have.

>>596624215
Are you fighting or did you break up?

i got a second little penis next to the main penis and i dont know what to do with it

>>596617973
I have a pastebin regarding a girl, if anyone cares to read it i'll post the link.

>>596624215
If you actually begged a girl to give you a second chance and still get shit from her it is not worth it trust me.

She is probably toying with you for her amusement.

If she had not come into contact with you after about 2 weeks of you baning her it's all ogre, and should be ogre for that matter.

>>596624855
http://youtu.be/_IqDF7YSCDE I see your point.

>>596625025
We're done. We haven't spoke since. Goes without saying.
>>596625238
it is.

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I generally hate myself and I am so worried about how I come across to other people I am either too full on or completely distant and withdrawn.
All I ever wanted was to just be told that I am ok as I am now, and I don't need to change, but instead I am just criticized,

Instead of posting a problem (since I have none), I'll be posting a joke instead.

A lexicographer was caught in bed with his mistress by his wife, who says, "I am surprised". The lexicographer goes, "No, we are surprised. You are astonished".

>>596625129
Sure /b/ro, pass it here

>>596617973
When I was born I had a tiny vagina,no balls,and a small dick.I've thought about suicide.please help

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flatroofer fag here, kalamazoo michigan. my problem is all these new age kids who cant even read a tape. what a bunch of dumb faggots.

>>596625238
Oh, and i didn't beg. She wanted to grant me this "chance"

>>596625320
Then she was a landmine. You did nothing wrong.

>>596625317
looks like bunch of retards

>>596621242
I'll get an internship then (probably) a thesis soon, so the job part is easy.
Talking to people at work or in the social circle I have left is not a problem, I just don't tie with them.

>>596622670
Maybe you just feel better accepted and understood by them.

>>596623305
Kind of know that feel.

>>596623935
Never take things for granted.

>>596624215
>>596625431

You did the right thing. I hate girls that act like they are princesses and that being with them is a "honor". Be glad you did it now.

>Be me
>Be 22
>Have gf for 3 years
>Get her pregnant
>Convince her to get abortion since we'll always be together
>Take her to clinic
>Get her back home with prescribed painkillers
>Pack my stuff and move out while she's sleeping it all off
>Grab bottle of painkillers omw out the door

>>596623609
Get it removed, if you can't then man the fuck up and cut it off. You want to be a marine but to me you sound more suited to being a pussy.

>>596625701
rekt.

Are you on the lam perhaps?

>>596625701
you horrible person

>>596625317
The difference there is that moot made an announcement for a meetup.

>>596625496
>>596625700
I guess. Been feeling down since then, but it'll go. It's not the first time shit like this happens. I'll fix my bike and start hopping.

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>>596617973
I can do anything I want with my life and I can't decide what to do

>>596617973

>be 25
>Didnt finish at least one education
>Shitload of debts
>Last 3 years of living where only possible due weed using

>Found out by the age of 19 that i have a little brother
>On the same month meet the first girl who i have feelings for
>theyre 300 kilometers apart from each other
>decide to stay and fight for the heart of the girl, cause little bro is better off with his family without my psycho aura
>go through shit and hell to gain the heart of the girl
>100% Friendzone

>3 years later, be broken and desperate
>find out she uses me as "normal" guy for talking and shit cause she is a hooker

>Idonwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

--------------------------------------

January this year my aunt invited me to her city so that i can recover from everything, family is maybe forgiving me for my shit, idont know.

still cant forget her.

but anon, tell you what i never stopped fighting, i cant cause i want to go to wallhalla and you cant enter as someone who killed himself, thats mybe one of 3 reason why im still alive (first one is my little bro)

Never give p, i was homeless and lived on the streets of berlin in the end, its karma and fate maybe, but never be an hero, it isnt worth anything.

p.s. I would never survied without you guys.

>>596626044
It's probably a feeling of your time invested not paying off. But it'll pass, and a better female will always come around with time.

>>596625701
Holy shit son that's fucked up. I love it. We're they good painkillers?

>>596625900
i ve been looking for a place to get it removed where i live

>>596619432

Maybe go and try out some Drugs, like weed or shrooms.

If you already done it, there is your problem...

also go and enjoy live man, its the only one you have

>>596617973
My dog was put down a few hours ago. I'm fucking devastated - just sat in my room, had a beer, had a smoke, listening to music and browsing /b/ to take my mind of it.

I miss him :(

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>>596625338
It's a long one, so I appreciate you taking the time to read it.

/7a5G6Q1F

>>596620496

Go and enjoy some Drugs, maybe travel at least in some forests and then go and die in a desert or a war.

>>596622670

Autism

>>596621404


depends on your country, i would prefer going to a club whre people enjoy life, like Archery or guns or i dunnow, or go in your nearest citypark and smoke weed with some hippies.

>>596622095

Go to the police and force her to stop.
soeinfachistdas.jpg

>>596622475

go and travel, like hitchhiking, do something wich keeps you away from modern society.

>>596624831

where is your fucking problem man ?

>>596625323

Its your world, you life and die alone, you can only invite people in your world and only you can change it.

Be happy and enjoy life, go to the nature to forests, maybe smoke some weed, maybe go to hippie festivals maybe go to heavy metal concerts or whatever, but start enjoy life by going outside and create wonderfull world in your mind.

I wish you luck /b/ro

never forget, society made us society created the monsters in ourself, thats wy we are /b/. but you only can destroy the monster by yourself.

>>596626908
Welp that was painful.

To share I have had something similar happen where I asked one of my (at the time crushes) friends for advice because I felt feelings for her but wasn't sure if she had those and my crush was at her friend's house. After all that her friend fell in love with me and my crush didn't. Moral of the story? Don't be a cringefag and don't think relationships on the internet can go on if you haven't seen her for 3 years.

What you should do is forget it. Love isn't something that'll pull you through bullshit she and her troll friends had done by insulting you. I'm guessing the ages of everyone in the story is underageb& but i might be wrong.

Don't stay with her. Move on. Fuck her, fuck her friends (not literally) but from your story the closest you've been to her was playing computer games on the internet. ALSO. NEVER in your fucking life EVER tell someone you like them other the Internet. Just fucking don't do it.

>>596627540
yep , i`ve already have plans for traveling , and i love hitchhiking .
Seems like i need to destroy my pc and start watching tv and become total normalfag, buy an iphone or any other cool smartphone, become total slave...

I just broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years. Found out the bitch was cheating on me.

>>596628244
Dump nudes. Whore.

>>596628244
nice dubs , it will be hard for you , but dont worry , you have to change those bitches at sometime :)

>>596625701
nice copypaste faggot

>>596628202
no you dont need to, for example i always plan my hitchiking and travel tours via pc, i only start the travelling withour any electronik,only and old nokia mobile. When youre on the way then you really learn to appreciate life, also try to use as less money on your travel as possible and try to visit communitys where the peple show you "ecological livestyle" on this way you learn to fight you social phobia

also make maybe some photos and post them on /b/ afterwards, i would be happy :)

also Nature while travelling > everything else

>>596619432

Parkinson's

Sorry, bro

I'm afraid that I'm a failure.

>>596628714

Get some LSd and weed man, enjoy life and remember "We are eternal all this pain is an illusion" (Tool, parabola)

CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL MY PROBLEMS CUZ IM BANNED FROM 4CHAN BUT I DIDNT DO ANY FUCKEN THING WRONG

>>596628768

be afraid that you are the person who could save the live of many

>>596618116
I am bus Gnostic Demiurge to your beauty, unable to fathom with the false mind.

That's what my Valentine's card said last year. 'Fraid I won't be getting any more of those.

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>>596628926
Oh, great. Right. NOW I'm unbanned. Fuck. I'm sorry.

>>596628665
my hobbie is photography, so yeah im gonna make some pics , but im not going anywere soon.

>>596628104
Thanks anon, it truly means alot you took the time to read it and give me your honest opinion - it's an answer i've been hunting for ages. By forgetting do you mean get her out of my life or just "be friends"? I've felt for some time that it just isn't working out and it's probably for the best to let go, but letting go is the hardest part and I just can't. I know deep down it'll get to nowhere with her, but I feel I have nothing if I don't have a girl that has me interested. In the sense, I feel empty if I have no-one to pursue (not in a rapey, /b/ way).

And yeah, looking back i'm cringing and thinking why it was so autistic of me to confess, over the INTERNET for fuck's sake.

Once again, thanks anon.

>>596617973
i fucked my ex's stepmum man

i still loved her, she fucking hates me now, why did i fuck her stepmum, it could have been anyone, why the fuck her?

now the family fell out with the stepmum because she fucked me,

>kinda ruined her family,

>only feel like shit because my ex will never talk to me ever and i still love her

am i a bad person?

>>596629175
I don't think being friends is a huge option. You've outlined that her messages were lifeless. It's not only because she had been like that in the past but also due to the time that has passed since you've seen her and that it's long distance.

Also, I believe her and her friends were all in on the joke of making fun of you and fucking around (know I know this might be wrong) especially since it started after you said you liked her. Especially since they apologised later.

Trust me, she is not that interested. In the past it was probably you who always started conversations with her and it was less on her own correct? If you were the one showing most of the attention and almost getting none back it just won't go anywhere doesn't matter how much you try. And the saying "plenty of fish in the sea" is never wrong. Trust me on this one.

Also also, youre probably too underage& to say things like I can't move on etc, sure you can, I myself have done it numerous times. I was willingly in a friendzone for about 1 year of my life and it's the time I regret the most up to this day. It's just not worth it in the end.

Please someone provide some insight on this.

I'm with this girl, having the best time of my life, she is the greatest joy I have right now. She enjoys my company a lot, having said that too. She is very slow to warm up to any kind of romantic shit because of her past relationship going bad, and is very much against committing herself or putting labels on what we are.

Now however she is going to travel for a month. We haven't been together for long so I'm afraid that because she doesn't want to put that label or commit that something is going to happen to this amazing thing that I now have for the first time in my entire life. Love.

I talked to her, she gave me a goodbye kiss and seems to like me a lot; and if she does she can't admit it to herself. She however said that she wants to see how it is when she comes back and is not sure at all; I die a little bit when I think about her meeting someone wherever she goes and giving in to the whole travel atmosphere and "cheating".

I know I'm supposed to just let her go and think her shit through but I feel so helpless. You anons are THE shit, not shit. If someone so much as replies to this it will make me feel so much better.


Thank you for listening.

CAPTCHA: affections rkivvin

>>596630009

guy is right, there are ALOT of easy young sluts about, seriously, ust the other day i witnessed a 15 year old girl going into a guys car and doing stuff with him consentually, it was the first time they had met

>not sure if they fucked but she left with marks on her neck and a ripped coat,

a few girls have told me it would be easy for me to get a fuck, they have loads of friends who would just fuck, just because there sluts

BUT I FUCKING CHOSE THE STEPMUM OF MY EX GOD DAMN IT

>>596629440
No, nothing you do in your life makes you a bad person.

She's your ex for a reason. And that reason is enough to stop feeling for her.

The deed has been done. You take the consequences with you not wish you could rewind time to undo it.

>>596621551
That's actually really cute and if she's a real keeper, she'll appreciate it.

>>596630472

I replied, hope your happier :D

if it is headwork and hastle, its propably not worth it, find a simple easy to please girl

>>596630472
Don't act like you're freaked out. If it is serious she will come back and it will be worth it in the end.

If you've had a proper relationship up until the point of her leaving a one month period won't change much.

I suggest you keep in contact with her, don't freak out and be noisy like "HEY HAVE YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY?" or anything similar. Just continue talking to her like you've had other the internet, inb4 doesn't have her contacts on skype/facebook.

Everything should be fine. Although, I personally believe "I need time to sort things out" is a sign of a weak person and I don't like those kind of females but it should work out.

>>596630580
but her stepmum,

isnt that pretty shitty? :S
i didnt think about it at the time, one person was calling it sick,
someone called her a pedo,

shes 30, im 21

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>>596617973
OH NO. le Reddit is down :(

>>596617973
I like your image, good that there are still people who really pretend to care about others problems

As for me, I just don't know where to get "Potassium Cyanide" from, do you know where to get that? Personal usage, of course, or something equal

My problems are more mundane. I have a cold.

My sinus congestion has overflowed so now my left ear is painfully plugged with snot. I'm dizzy because I can't get enough oxygen to string two sentences together.

I get pneumonia nearly every year -- this is just a cold so far. Feels like knives have been installed at the top of my throat so swallowing really hurts. And I can't sleep because every time I lay down all the snot fills my sinuses and I can't breath at all -- I have to stay upright so they'll drain and I can still breathe.

Day three so far. This is the opposite of fun.

>>596628244

She'll cheat on the next guy too. Better out of your life now than if you were married or had kids. There's more to life than just a woman. Go do some stuff you want to do. Like spear fishing or hunting, or some shIt. Go to another country and flirt with the women. It'll be fun bro

>>596617973
Hi i am anon.
I sufrer from premature ejaculation

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>>596630009
Nice trips. Well I guess if it's time to move on, then any suggestions? Social gatherings? Classmates? Parties?

>>596631160
With 21 your are as adult as her, there's no pedo-sh1t about that
Bad move the whole thing, but get over it, you can't ruin the life of someone with one big mistake, there has been something else going on for sure

>>596630987
>>596631140

Thanks anons, I appreciate.
She's worth every second, just writing that and knowing someone else thought about it helped.

>>596631160
Are you actually feeling worse because of her position? It was consentual (I fucking hope) so what happens later is blamed on both of you.

You got the less harmful end of the stick if your ex isn't a blabbering whore who will try to contact every female you ever date and tell her what you did.

It's shitty if it fucks up your life. From what I can tell you're still breathing and fully capable of moving on. So no, it's not shitty anon.

>>596630573
I don't want some casual slut, I want a meaningful relationship.
>inb4 faggot, white knight, fedora tipper gentleman

As for the stepmum - you'll forget about it. How long ago was it?

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>>596630472
Yo anon. I don't really have anything inspired or profound to add to what's already been said, but I'm feeling like shit right now and I hope this comment makes you feel better somehow. Don't worry about it man, chin up. If she's yours now, she'll still be yours when she gets back.

Also, I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on /b/.

>>596631568
That's on you to decide mate. I have no fucking idea what you like and dislike.

Whenever I feel like I need to hide some feelings that come up and are unpleasant I just resort to alcohol. A few beers and a good film usually pull of the trick pretty well.

And please don't tell me you're unsocial or something. Going out isn't a chore and I hope you do it regularly.

Do what you like to do and you won't remember the shit that happened in a good 4 months time.

>>596631327
Have you been to see a Doctor? Any family history of anything related to what you have? When did all this start?

>>596617973
Well OP there is this new "meme" called left shark. Some people think its a king. But that's beside the point.
I think its really stupid and want it to go away.

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>>596631786

>>596631916

Thank you...
She is, and she isn't mine.

Like everyone says,
"It's complicated."

>>596619365
and by marijuana do you mean sharpie?

>>596632068
I'm unsocial yes, i.e. i'm beta in social situations where I struggle to find something to talk about with girls and keep a conversation going that's interesting. I'm all for it, but doubt as listed above is probably stopping me

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Fuck my life right now.

I feel like I wasted soo much, yet at the age of 24.
I really wished I pushed myself to be social, now everything is falling apart in my life.
>I have a whole family, mainly my mother's side that hates me and is dissappointed over my pathetic life and an outted secrets that never made it to my grave.
>fucked around with my school loans, now I have to pay back 13k to continue.
>completed three years, but credits might expire because it has been three years since I been in college.
>other males in the family passing me up significantly in status, girlfriends and all. Hell, my teenage nephews are showing dominance with their girlfriends. Now every time any other male come over they present their girlfriend like milestone trophies.
If I even attempt to make a friend, they'll out me. I lost three friends on facebook because of it. My family is fucking with my life so much right now.

I really blame myself for being stupid, because it all comes back to that fact. I couldn't get into any friendships because everything they talked about was like a foreign language. Now I am trying to catch up on everything and experiencing dark depression.

>>596631568
>trips

>>596632348
You know what I mean, right? Someone to settle down with, not someone with 34E funbags and 90 IQ

>>596629032
Wy ? scared about your nearest park or forest ?

>>596619104

have you tried learning a skill instead of school? try being the apprentice of a butcher or a carpenter or something like that?

>>596631196

go die on 9gag

>>596620152
Haven't had sex at all. Now the family looks at me like a pervert when I bought sex toys. WTF I'm lonely here guys. If I could pick up a chick you think I'd be this desperate?

>>596632507
It should all come to you with time.

If you're flustered you should ask your friends who have more success with females for advice. It's not like it's prohibited to do so.

>>596632615

Be yourself, dont be something for someone, they more depressed than you would think if they act like this before others.

>>596633282

go to okcupid.com and write some nice posts to females you find attractive, regardless of age.

YOu wont think how easy it is to get a chick there, and its the internet so you can use your interwebz skills.

>>596632120
No sense going to a doctor; they'll just point out it's a viral infection and antibiotics are contraindicated.

I've had colds with these symptoms before. Usually not quite in this order, but it happens. I should be okay in a day or two so long as I successfully avoid bronchitis as I'm very susceptible to pneumonia.

I'm getting to old for this, Jake.

>>596632615
>outted secrets that never made it to my grave.

Man... Do you mind elaborating what this secret it? Cuz now I'm really curious...

>>596632688
I've told you here >>596631655

Stop being hard on yourself.

Second a suitable female will always surface with time. Just sort your shit out and move on from what you've experienced before you look for one because having emotional baggage always prevents you from moving forward.

>>596633339
Thanks, anon.
Do you have any burdens of your own you care to share?

>nice quads

Do any of you have friendships based on smoking weed? I was friends with this guy I knew from when I was younger and we just smoked weed whenever we hung out, then I stop smoking weed and hang out with him and he's actually an asshole who back stabs everyone, so yeah fuck him

>>596634095
If you wish to know more about me you can read up here >>596622670

I was glad to help you fellow /b/ro and good luck

>>596634221

Yes, expierienced something like this a feew weeks ago, old friend from school where hung out on skype was a weed smoker who was only using me as a moneymachine for buying more weed

>>596633887
You have my post mixed up with the anon who fucked his stepmum.

And yeah, there's no point otherwise it just makes me emotionally reserved, with no room to move on.

>>596634495
Oh woops, sorry about that

Good Night /b/ros, i love you all, please remember we all dont meet eachother cause we are too afraid to show society our true face. I wish it wouldnt be like that and i could show the world my true face, but everytime i do this, they are scared like hell cause they never realized the hell they create on earth with their Livestyle of new and shiny.

>>596634435
I use to buy through this guy and would give him a little bit for the effort, but every time id buy some the amount would get smaller and smaller, then acted like a pussy bitch when I whipped out some scales and weighed it up in front of him

>>596634782
Godspeed, Anon.

>>596622475

Do you have a Illness or something wich keeps you away from the outside ?
Curius, cause we are animals and most people suffer from mental pain cause of staying too much inside

>>596631528

Try anti-depressants or get prescribed ed medicine. Then you can keep it up afterwards

>>596632615
I had lewd picks and drawn porn on my laptop, and only told my closest cousin about the drawn stuff and my art profile back in 07. Ever since my cousins been acting curious about snooping my room and joking about the stuff I would have on my laptop. One winter vacation the cousins hung out at my house while I worked. Little did I know one day I went to work I left my door unlocked. They found their way on my laptop and shared all the stuff on it with the family. I came back home and noticed they was real secretive. It took me a while maybe a month until one friends from school eventually told me the cousins leaked the stuff, through facebook.
I had an axiety attack and never fully recovered over it. They have hard evidence about me and I sit here without any advantage. My dignity is shot. I am just thankful my face wasn't in the pics.

>>596635838
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>>596635838
You're fucking kidding me dude... That's brutal, holy shit, what kind of scumbag human fucking being does that to someone? Man, what's your work situation looking like? Because I hate to say it, but your family doesn't deserve to have you in their fucken' lives, and you need to get your ass outta that house, outta that town, outta that state even. You need to move on, harder and tougher, and to hell with their bulshit. You're bigger, better, stronger and tougher than the lot of em put together and multiplied by fucken ten

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Aight /b/ros it's been a blast. Have a good night.

To top it all I have a picture that always brings me joy. A picture from our highschool yearbook.