[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Extra juicy! | Home]

alright guys, it's official. I hate religion thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 296
Thread images: 151

alright guys, it's official.

I hate religion thread
>>
File: 1409263404187.jpg (215KB, 536x617px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1409263404187.jpg
215KB, 536x617px
>>596483158
Fellow atheist here
>>
File: God'sPerfection21.gif (2MB, 259x173px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
God'sPerfection21.gif
2MB, 259x173px
>>596483158
That makes 22 of us.
>>
File: 1410633960919.jpg (25KB, 320x318px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1410633960919.jpg
25KB, 320x318px
>>596483158
Did someone say... "Religion"
Note the quotes
>>
>>596483158
i lost faith after my dad died at 13
>>
>>596483158
science takes us to space
religion flys us into buildings
>>
>>596483304
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
>>
>>
File: AverageChristian3.jpg (40KB, 540x378px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
AverageChristian3.jpg
40KB, 540x378px
>>
File: 1422050977991.jpg (57KB, 549x678px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422050977991.jpg
57KB, 549x678px
>>
File: 1422050893325.png (276KB, 626x411px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422050893325.png
276KB, 626x411px
>>
File: 1422051041708.jpg (26KB, 453x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422051041708.jpg
26KB, 453x600px
>>
File: timeline.png (44KB, 500x539px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
timeline.png
44KB, 500x539px
>>
File: 1422050594322.jpg (34KB, 506x506px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422050594322.jpg
34KB, 506x506px
>>
File: 1422050517187.jpg (7KB, 240x240px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422050517187.jpg
7KB, 240x240px
>>
Hey athiests, why do you believe the universe exists?
>>
File: 1416189742441.jpg (10KB, 260x195px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1416189742441.jpg
10KB, 260x195px
>>
File: 1414262334303.jpg (16KB, 320x344px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1414262334303.jpg
16KB, 320x344px
>>596484747
I don't know.

Now what? You pretend you know? Define your deity and provide evidence for it.
>>
>>
File: 1334365110432922.jpg (75KB, 720x478px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1334365110432922.jpg
75KB, 720x478px
>>
Why are atheists so fucking militant and in-your-face about bashing religion? You guys are just as bad as the extremists you bitch about.

I'm gonna found my own religion.
>The Church of Mind Your Own Business
>>
File: God'sPerfection2.jpg (73KB, 576x960px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
God'sPerfection2.jpg
73KB, 576x960px
>>596484747
Why do you believe it NEEDS to exist. First you'll have to prove that.
>>
File: 1417878179135.png (430KB, 883x476px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1417878179135.png
430KB, 883x476px
>>
File: yep.jpg (59KB, 499x499px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
yep.jpg
59KB, 499x499px
>>
File: 1419981167456.jpg (21KB, 551x395px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419981167456.jpg
21KB, 551x395px
>>
File: 1420869443851.jpg (142KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420869443851.jpg
142KB, 640x1136px
>>
>>596485555
nice quads
>>
File: 1419979994769.png (403KB, 331x448px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419979994769.png
403KB, 331x448px
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g-f9tPune8

fuck christianity
>>
File: 1421540910441.jpg (91KB, 640x580px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421540910441.jpg
91KB, 640x580px
>>596485736
Thank you, based anon.
>>
>>596483485
what a shame, your dad was only 13 when he died
>>
File: 1420668734367.jpg (82KB, 960x678px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420668734367.jpg
82KB, 960x678px
>>
File: 1420667600189.jpg (66KB, 480x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420667600189.jpg
66KB, 480x360px
>>
>>596485992
Lmao
>>
File: 1419979440402.jpg (51KB, 523x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419979440402.jpg
51KB, 523x720px
>>
>>596485913
>make stereotypes
>complain about them
>talk like a fag
>neckbeards watch
>$$$
>>
>>596486325
God does exist. Right here. It's me.
I'm an acting like I care God.
Because I act like I care
>>
File: 1417841741693.jpg (62KB, 400x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1417841741693.jpg
62KB, 400x400px
>>
>>596486069
Why are there man and a little boy, man and a little girl, but there is no little boy and woman? And why disabled person is the only one who don't have a couple?
>>
File: 1416189672275.jpg (22KB, 374x332px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1416189672275.jpg
22KB, 374x332px
>>
File: 1415419600819.jpg (6KB, 251x205px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1415419600819.jpg
6KB, 251x205px
>>596486907
Do you think I made that?

Uh, welcome newfriend.
>>
File: 1414837694217.jpg (70KB, 371x374px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1414837694217.jpg
70KB, 371x374px
>>
File: 1414837398697.jpg (85KB, 600x846px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1414837398697.jpg
85KB, 600x846px
>>
File: image.jpg (78KB, 640x799px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
78KB, 640x799px
>>
File: 1414262174381.jpg (155KB, 576x688px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1414262174381.jpg
155KB, 576x688px
>>
If you watch the documentary chariots of the gods(not fucking ancient aliens) there is an awesome part where it shows Pacific islanders who had no religion or contact with the outside world, before the US built runways on their islands for bombing runs during ww2. After we left,they built make shift runways and planes from straw and prayed for our return. It's a very realistic idea that this is how religion began.
>>
>>596484438
I could hear yourfedora tipping like a nuclear bomb the second u made this post.
>>
bootin with images.
>>
File: 1423097483311.png (153KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1423097483311.png
153KB, 1000x1000px
>>
File: 1187780258706.jpg (11KB, 299x354px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1187780258706.jpg
11KB, 299x354px
>>596488626
>>
File: th (4).jpg (6KB, 300x224px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
th (4).jpg
6KB, 300x224px
>>596488614
Good one.
>>
File: 1335109593706.jpg (42KB, 489x701px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1335109593706.jpg
42KB, 489x701px
>>596488701
>>
File: 1339199571910.png (115KB, 600x688px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1339199571910.png
115KB, 600x688px
>>596488780
>>
>>596488614
I could here his trench coat ruffling as he giggled like Elliot Rodgers
>>
>>596485257
Where is your science now?
>>
File: 1388587937620.png (255KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1388587937620.png
255KB, 500x500px
>>596488838
>>
File: 1341166139908.jpg (124KB, 2160x1440px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1341166139908.jpg
124KB, 2160x1440px
>>596489027
>>
File: 1416109862924.jpg (75KB, 720x477px)
1416109862924.jpg
75KB, 720x477px
>>596489082
>>
>>596484747
Agnostic here
>why do you believe the universe exists?
The universe exists because I exist and I exist because the universe exists. I don't really feel the need to think any more deeply about it than that.
>>
>>596488753
Thnx
>>
>>596488861
Can't address the issue at hand, theists? That's OK! Just attack the person who made the post - that's just as good as proving them wrong.
>>
>>596485257
i want to face fuck it.
>>
File: 1348824933756.jpg (158KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348824933756.jpg
158KB, 1920x1200px
>>596489177
not what i posted, but ok.
>>
>>596489221
Phew I thought I was the only one
>>
>>596484330

>This is what atheists actually believe.

Christianity was the only place with surviving BOOKS in Europe during The Dark Ages, it was the only place you could find literacy, and the only thing that unified cultures at all. The Dark Ages started with the collapse of The Roman Empire, Christianity was instrumental in alleviating and restoring civilization.
>>
File: transparency.jpg (323KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
transparency.jpg
323KB, 2000x1000px
>>596489302
>>
>>596483158
ITT: cynical SJWs
>>
>>596489196
I can hear the sticky clacking of Cheeto fingers on an Alienware keyboard.
>>
File: 1420679902249.jpg (51KB, 600x485px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420679902249.jpg
51KB, 600x485px
>>596489415
>>
>>596483158
>questioning God's plan

Have fun being Lucifer's bitch in Sheol, you beta faggot
>>
>>596489541
>>
>>596489478
Why would you ever buy an alienware?
>>
>>596486286

>Dead Sea Scrolls don't exist.
>>
Why do you care that people see that you hate religion? No one else cares, quit whining.
>>
File: comfyy.jpg (27KB, 585x399px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
comfyy.jpg
27KB, 585x399px
>>596483304
>that gif
it alright anon, i didn't wanted too sleep yet anyway
>>
File: tell em bitch.jpg (13KB, 240x280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tell em bitch.jpg
13KB, 240x280px
>>596489624
>>
File: 1403977963666.jpg (69KB, 500x404px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1403977963666.jpg
69KB, 500x404px
>>596489710
>>
File: 1315026441406.jpg (20KB, 500x375px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1315026441406.jpg
20KB, 500x375px
>>596489827
>>
File: th (16).jpg (75KB, 750x473px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
th (16).jpg
75KB, 750x473px
>>596489667
Uh huh.
>>
File: 1316501434651.jpg (21KB, 500x375px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1316501434651.jpg
21KB, 500x375px
>>596489887
>>
File: TYpLJpOl.jpg (51KB, 480x640px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
TYpLJpOl.jpg
51KB, 480x640px
>>
File: 1318833384215.jpg (33KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1318833384215.jpg
33KB, 640x480px
>>596489949
>>
File: 1418161940839.jpg (179KB, 648x847px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1418161940839.jpg
179KB, 648x847px
>>596490037
>>
>>596485555
chekd
>>
File: 1346265534571.jpg (9KB, 209x285px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1346265534571.jpg
9KB, 209x285px
>>596490165
>>
>>596489666
>666
Is antichrist
Tips fedora
>>
File: 1346639232185.gif (40KB, 468x240px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1346639232185.gif
40KB, 468x240px
>>596490226
>>
File: 1341598715351.jpg (6KB, 300x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1341598715351.jpg
6KB, 300x300px
>>596490301
>>
>>596489973
every answer is wrong...
>>
>>596490226
If 4chan existed during 0 A.D
>>
>>596485217
Because religion permeates most of our lives even though it's a bunch of superstitious made up garbage. You can't mind your own business. The mentally disabled people who believe in god and run the country won't let you.
>>
>>596490301
omgroflmfao

captcha: hmeme
>>
File: 1376061521995.jpg (61KB, 600x714px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1376061521995.jpg
61KB, 600x714px
>>596490376
>>
>>596490277
Holy fuck, I got quads and trip sizes in the same thread.


Thank yes jeebzus!
>>
File: iddqd.jpg (5KB, 218x231px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
iddqd.jpg
5KB, 218x231px
>>596483304
>IDDQD
>god mode on
>>
>implying the suffering and misery of life isn't part of gods plan

how else do you suppose he test your immortal soul? stupid atheist fucks
>>
File: 1355847247087.jpg (24KB, 300x199px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1355847247087.jpg
24KB, 300x199px
>>596490476
>>
>>596489302
you know that quote isn't in any manuscript or comm logs... right?
>>
File: images.jpg (9KB, 225x224px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
images.jpg
9KB, 225x224px
>>596490476
fuck yeah hail satan!!
>>
File: 1352434507267.jpg (23KB, 250x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1352434507267.jpg
23KB, 250x400px
>>596490602
>>596490656
hail satan, brother.
>>
File: 1348870078486.jpg (13KB, 353x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348870078486.jpg
13KB, 353x500px
>>596490740
>>
File: 1348360629652.jpg (125KB, 1069x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348360629652.jpg
125KB, 1069x800px
>>596490791
>>
>>596489326
Hopefuly we can grow out of the religious crutch and build an enlightened society.
>>
>>596484957
>hero commits genocide
>>
>>596485257
Curb stomp that thing! It's straight out of Dead Space!
>>
>>596490656
>>596490476

>thinks worshipping Jesus sucks
>worships Satan
it's the same religion morans, if one isn't real, the other isn't ashweel
>>
File: 1348961818376.jpg (35KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348961818376.jpg
35KB, 500x500px
>>596490851
>>596490907
good point.
>>
>>596483487
>science takes us to space
>religion flys us into buildings
I'm an atheist, but if it wasn't for science, religions wouldn't be able to fly into buildings.
>>
File: 1318732575066.jpg (42KB, 637x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1318732575066.jpg
42KB, 637x800px
>>596490969
>>596490947
implying anyone actually worships satan except for the mentally deranged.
implying anyone actually worships jesus except for the mentally deranged.
>>
>>596486907
What? The only ones together are the one's holding hands
>>
>>596489326
The roman empire fell in large part due to christianity and the pressure put upon rome by Christians caused a lot of religious turmoil. rome fell when christianity was adopted as the official religion, before an official religion existed but was not enforced.
>>
File: 1372621947469.jpg (37KB, 600x900px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1372621947469.jpg
37KB, 600x900px
>>596491161
>>
>>596491161
you're forgetting trailer park dwellers
>>
File: 1335106438595.jpg (13KB, 259x425px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1335106438595.jpg
13KB, 259x425px
>>596491251
>>
>>596490947
satanists don't worship satan, dumbass! Satanists worship the IDEA of satan!!
>>
File: 1345261181149.jpg (39KB, 609x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1345261181149.jpg
39KB, 609x800px
>>596491312
>>
File: notamused18_8540.jpg (31KB, 584x426px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
notamused18_8540.jpg
31KB, 584x426px
>>596490947
>Conventional Satanism is about worshiping ones self over any God figure. GG though.
>>596490656
Thats the sigil of Baphomet, you look like a newfag.
>>596490476
Baphomet, not satan. Learn up /b/ros
>>
>>596491325
samething.jpg
>>
>>596486907
and why theres a nigger with the white woman what the actual fuck
>>
>>596489326
Anyone who disagreed with what the church saw as "acceptable" during this period would face repercussions, not limited to imprisonment and death. Making out that Christianity did anything but hold back scientific advances is a blatant lie.
>>
File: 1405373415074.jpg (153KB, 600x598px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405373415074.jpg
153KB, 600x598px
>>596491429
i am aware of baphomet.
>>
File: 1376838189276.png (2MB, 3327x4418px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1376838189276.png
2MB, 3327x4418px
>>596490907
>"Hero"
But yeah, I see your point.
>>
GOd is reeler then you OP
>>
>>596491325
Wrong.
Satanists say they worship Satan as a way to offend Christians. They don't care anymore about the idea of Satan than they do the idea of God. They just want faggot Christians to throw a bitch fit.
>>
>>596491432
the sigil of baphomet is the symbol of satanism fucking dumbshit
>>
File: 1396913755665.jpg (388KB, 916x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1396913755665.jpg
388KB, 916x1280px
>>596491650
>>
File: 1341165983164.jpg (41KB, 573x485px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1341165983164.jpg
41KB, 573x485px
>>596491747
>>
File: 1165855806091.jpg (12KB, 306x245px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1165855806091.jpg
12KB, 306x245px
>>596491855
>>
>>596491719
exactly. "say" worship satan but actually don't.
\Also why are there a bunch of religious fags here?
>>
>>596483886
Underrated post, my sides
>>
>>596491925
>>
File: 1407955378661.jpg (80KB, 501x619px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1407955378661.jpg
80KB, 501x619px
>>596489221
>>596489324
>>
>>596491972
>implying theists.

Trolls.
>>
>>596491740
>It's a symbol of LeVan Satanism
For the hipsters.
>Practice Dark Ages Satanism or gtfo.
>Still a newfag.
>>
Hate to ruin everyone's self congratulatory masturbation session here, but being an atheist takes just as much faith as being a religious nut job. Truth is nobody knows faggots
>>
File: 1405292425265.jpg (54KB, 460x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405292425265.jpg
54KB, 460x500px
>>596492089
>>
File: image.jpg (37KB, 405x540px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
37KB, 405x540px
>>596491972
Because every place in the world has at least some cancer.
>>
File: 1405391467149.jpg (96KB, 640x619px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405391467149.jpg
96KB, 640x619px
>>596492205
>>
I am who I am, with infinite love for all, no exceptions
>>
>>596492229
it's cancer awareness day, faggot. show some respect.
>>
File: V.jpg (20KB, 603x783px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
V.jpg
20KB, 603x783px
>>596490907
Would we then not be heros too?
Although we are not creating any mass murders. We still do damage in the name to start fresh and set things right.
Even with the means of explosives as V had done.
>>
>>596492202
That pic is hot
>>
File: 490.jpg (48KB, 627x626px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
490.jpg
48KB, 627x626px
>>596492203
>>
>>596491925
Kek
>>
File: 1403977870503.jpg (68KB, 486x416px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1403977870503.jpg
68KB, 486x416px
>>596492322
>>
>>596485217
It's called agnosticism...
>>
>>596490376
Not being surrounded by fucked up religious types. Sounds fantastic!
>>
File: 1397087063333.jpg (66KB, 495x328px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1397087063333.jpg
66KB, 495x328px
>>596492557
>>
File: 1415124263958.gif (2MB, 320x200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1415124263958.gif
2MB, 320x200px
>>596489580

>calling others beta

kek. Isn't your god alpha? and omega? your beliefs dictate you are a beta.
>>
File: image.jpg (52KB, 414x560px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
52KB, 414x560px
>>596492203
Ok. Because I can't disprove it?
I also can't prove there's not a 12 foot dick behind me every time I turn around; but how many times would I be willing to bet there isn't?
Protip: a lot.
Faggot.
>>
>>596488626
looks like Mormons get away with everything, just dont steal cattle and ur A.O.K in gods book
>>
SODOMITES
ODOMITES
DOMITES
OMITES
MITES
ITES
TES
ES
S
>>
File: image.jpg (137KB, 500x722px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
137KB, 500x722px
>>596492335
I pay my respects to cancer everywhere
>>
>>
>>596492205
Ummm a mirror? A camera? U can prove it u dipshit
>>
>>596492818
>oldfag here
>>
>>596483158
I hate niggers more than religion so I don't see a problem with that picture.
>>
Reality is we don't know shit about anything for sure, making judgements based upon our piss poor perceptions is sheer arrogance and ignorance.

Fuck Religion, but God is just a theory that cannot be proved or disproved.
>>
File: 1407286261855.jpg (40KB, 600x450px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1407286261855.jpg
40KB, 600x450px
>>596492628
>>596492622
yeah. one person's negative is another's positive. that is how i saw it anyway. reminds me of a comic i saw once showing a science textbook and it said something always changing, and changing. then it showed a bible and said something like always the same. it was supposed to be reaffirming to the christian faith, but i took it to mean something else.
>>
File: beta.jpg (9KB, 263x192px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
beta.jpg
9KB, 263x192px
>>596492631
how did you know?

pic related, it's me.
>>
>>596485217

Praise Helix.
>>
>>596489302
"I will sell no wine before its time"
-Paul Masson
>>
File: 1371387521948.jpg (51KB, 470x700px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1371387521948.jpg
51KB, 470x700px
>>596493078
>>
File: 1331142424492.jpg (2MB, 3904x3208px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1331142424492.jpg
2MB, 3904x3208px
>>596493042
You can't prove God doesn't exist and if you're a fool if you think you can but you could just as easily say that the Easter bunny is a theory, too. Or Zeus. What about unicorns? You can't disprove them.
>>
>>596492706
U don't have to bet there isn't or there is u just don't have to give a fuck, though to be fair there probably is considering all the dick you swallow
>>
>>596493279
fuck you unfunny forced meme loving homosexual faggot
>>
File: 1419042603382.jpg (12KB, 261x209px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419042603382.jpg
12KB, 261x209px
>>596493241

Here's one of me at an old timey photo booth!
>>
File: 1348792369073.jpg (23KB, 400x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348792369073.jpg
23KB, 400x400px
>>596493342
>>
File: 1348874756138.jpg (25KB, 384x512px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348874756138.jpg
25KB, 384x512px
>>596493483
>>
>>596483304
This is a clear sign that God has a sense of humor.
>>
File: 1414638982235.jpg (22KB, 638x616px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1414638982235.jpg
22KB, 638x616px
>>596483158
MFW you realize so much of the judeo-christian narrative is actually massive trolling.

MFW there is no "war" between good and evil
MFW Judas did what he was supposed to do - he did "Gods will" despite knowing he would become the most hated person in all of history.
MFW you realize all the talk about waging "war against satan" is the very bullshit that condemns people to hell.
>>
File: 1388612714178-1.jpg (2MB, 3000x3064px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1388612714178-1.jpg
2MB, 3000x3064px
>>596493529
>>
>>596483304
did he get burnt in his face?
>>
>>596493368
Beta burn.

Anger level: Mountain Dew spilled on fedora.
>>
File: 1407942778029.jpg (94KB, 690x960px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1407942778029.jpg
94KB, 690x960px
>>596493622
>>
File: 1406772288056.jpg (81KB, 1440x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1406772288056.jpg
81KB, 1440x1080px
>>596493359
Ockham's razor.
No evidence of their existence. Simplest explanation.. they don't.
>>
V. Origin of Religion
a. We are pattern seeking mammals and primates
b. If we can’t get good evidence we go for junk evidence
c. If we can’t get a real theory, we go with a conspiracy theory.
d. Religions great strength was that it was our first attempt to explain reality, to make those patterns take some kind of form.
e. It was the first attempt at astronomy, cosmology, literature, philosophy. That’s fine THEN, but not now. Had some functional uses at that time. Never mind that they didn’t know that germs caused disease, evil spirits caused disease as a punishment, never mind that they believed in astrology and not astronomy. Volcanos, earthquakes, title waves, were thought of as punishments. Not as, natural occurrences on the cooling crust of a planet.
f. Christianity got cosmology so wrong, they said Earth was the center of the universe. That was proven incorrectly.

Should I continue?
>>
>>596493359
You can prove some gods don't exist.

The god of the bible, for example, is the all loving source of morality but endorses or commits rape, murder, genocide, human sacrifice and infinite punishment for a finite crime.

Contradiction. There for the god depicted in the bible can't exist.
>>
>>596493753
God doesn't believe in Atheists
>>
File: o-INFOGRAPHIC-570.jpg (98KB, 570x969px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
o-INFOGRAPHIC-570.jpg
98KB, 570x969px
>>596493733
>>
File: 1355666715544.jpg (571KB, 1600x1131px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1355666715544.jpg
571KB, 1600x1131px
>>596493884
>>
File: 1404607188003.png (2MB, 1280x1466px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1404607188003.png
2MB, 1280x1466px
>>596493952
>>
>>596493884
>>596493952
>>596494016
nice meme

doesn't prove God ain't real, I reckon
>>
File: 1350185406298.png (115KB, 1302x1296px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1350185406298.png
115KB, 1302x1296px
>>596494016
>>
>>596485217
that big thing in the middle is a fucking pokemon lol
>>
File: 1419797644676.jpg (27KB, 460x341px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419797644676.jpg
27KB, 460x341px
>>596493872
Ockham was actually a religious fellow and believed his principle shouldn't apply to religion. good stuff.
>>
File: 1328402725138.jpg (658KB, 1955x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1328402725138.jpg
658KB, 1955x1000px
>>596494109
>>596494125
yeah all of them are.
>>
>>596490388
There are animals with sharp teeth that don't eat meat
>>
File: lionofsatan.com.jpg (205KB, 776x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
lionofsatan.com.jpg
205KB, 776x1024px
>>596483158

Turn your hate into Chaos.
>>
>>596494173
>shouldn't apply to his religion

Fuckin love special pleading.
>>
File: 1376055186871.jpg (8KB, 200x226px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1376055186871.jpg
8KB, 200x226px
>>596494256
>>
File: 1409945949783.jpg (48KB, 557x711px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1409945949783.jpg
48KB, 557x711px
>everyone in this thread.
>>
Q: What if you’re wrong?


A: What if you're wrong? "Well, what if I'm wrong, I mean... anybody could be wrong. We could all be wrong about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Pink Unicorn and the flying teapot. Uhm, you happen to have been brought up, I would presume, in the Christian faith. You know what it's like to not believe in a particular faith because you're not a Muslim. You're not a Hindu. Why aren't you a Hindu? Because you happen to have been brought up in America, not in India. If you had of been brought up in India, you'd be a Hindu. If you had been brought up in... in uh.. Denmark in the time of the Vikings you'd be believing in Wotan and Thor. If you were brought up in classical Greece you'd be believing in, in Zeus. If you were brought up in central Africa you'd be believing in the great Juju up the mountain. There's no particular reason to pick on the Judeo-Christian god, in which by the sheerest accident you happen to have been brought up and, and ask me the question, "What if I'm wrong?" What if you're wrong about the great Juju at the bottom of the sea?"


-Dawkins
>>
File: 1391639844559.jpg (53KB, 693x960px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1391639844559.jpg
53KB, 693x960px
>>596494356
>>
File: 1423093927078.jpg (152KB, 698x698px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1423093927078.jpg
152KB, 698x698px
>>596485992
You see that, thats me in the background, I could kick your ass any day of the week if I wanted to I went to college and am getting a business degree, that means that I will make more money than you and be happier than you ever will be so fuck you and dont even bother to respond unless you think you could take me on.
>>
>>596494423

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmskXXetcg
>>
File: 1419796785605.jpg (13KB, 196x178px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419796785605.jpg
13KB, 196x178px
>>596494353
Just hard to be taken seriously as a thinker in a time when not believing was practically shunned imo.
>>
File: 1418953598270.jpg (62KB, 572x546px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1418953598270.jpg
62KB, 572x546px
>>596494461
>>
>>596494484
okay IRL me faggot. where u live IRL literally
>>
>>596487458
>12 A.D.
>Jesus has a fucking beard
I don't think the guy that made this was thinking.
>tfw Jesus was taking testosterone before people even knew what that was
>>
File: puny.jpg (150KB, 698x698px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
puny.jpg
150KB, 698x698px
>>596494484
I dunno, you look pretty weak actually.
>>
File: chart.gif (551KB, 1200x2202px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
chart.gif
551KB, 1200x2202px
>>596494620
>>
I find it amusing how Atheists blame God for all the problems of the world while touting that their free will is all they need to be happy, not realizing that free will (that is to say, the conscious decision to do evil) is the real reason. This entire thread and all the pretty pictures that go with it are all proof of this mentality.

You guys are just as nutty, if not more, than the religious people who hate so much.
>>
File: 1423093133772.jpg (44KB, 526x526px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1423093133772.jpg
44KB, 526x526px
>>596494625
Whats your problem Scared see I got a black man with me who will help
>>
File: 1422058540849.gif (250KB, 213x200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422058540849.gif
250KB, 213x200px
>>596494625
>>
>>596485992
kek
>>
File: BibleFactsPoster.jpg (333KB, 1000x1524px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
BibleFactsPoster.jpg
333KB, 1000x1524px
>>596494744
>>
>>596494764
is he potato

so weak u have a retard fite for you>
>>
File: 1348966733738.png (637KB, 1005x660px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348966733738.png
637KB, 1005x660px
>>596494855
>>
>>596492360
hes right
>>
File: 1412218026824.jpg (74KB, 511x492px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1412218026824.jpg
74KB, 511x492px
>>596494957
>>
>>596494764

You have a down-syndrome black boyfriend? Thats cute.

Tell your dad I said hi.
>>
>>596493884
*TIPS FEDORA*
>>
File: 1392463505651.jpg (39KB, 464x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1392463505651.jpg
39KB, 464x600px
>>596495032
>>
File: 1423093927079.jpg (34KB, 493x493px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1423093927079.jpg
34KB, 493x493px
>>596494718
>>596494718
Ill take you on any day of the week I live in Starkville MS ATM so meet me on campus at 12 at the library
>>
>>596483886
>be christian
>everyone always says after rapture shit will go down
>if humans have free will we could always not turn the world to shit
>I'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN
>>
>>596494711
12 AD refers to when Jesus was in the temple preaching to the elders when he was a young boy. Actually putting that "freethinker" title to use would have probably been helpful (i.e. doing some research).
>>
File: 1411942272934.jpg (42KB, 394x395px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1411942272934.jpg
42KB, 394x395px
>>596495092
>>
File: atheism2.png (111KB, 561x404px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
atheism2.png
111KB, 561x404px
This summons it all up really.
>>
File: 1405638263598.jpg (76KB, 601x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405638263598.jpg
76KB, 601x720px
>>596495125
>>
File: 1358055320894.jpg (20KB, 400x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1358055320894.jpg
20KB, 400x400px
>>596495388
>>
>>596494759
What you just said, made no sense KEK
>>
>>596495032
This is just stupid. Do you know we can end hunger in world just by reducing the funding for war ? Hurr durr
We can fix everything by stopping funding everything fucktard
>>
>>596494764
Seriously though, I'm surprised all of these faggots are taking the bait. 8/10 just because it's actually effective somehow.
>>
>>596495032
>Ever wonder how many homeless and impoverished...

You got me at Mars rover but you lost me at that shit
>>
File: 1420843801619.png (47KB, 597x549px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420843801619.png
47KB, 597x549px
>>596495531
>>
>>596495597
>taking bait

you thought I was serious
>>
File: 1390423371274.jpg (51KB, 465x700px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1390423371274.jpg
51KB, 465x700px
>>596495663
>>596495570
you are correct. still dont see why religious organizations get tax exempt status though.
>>
>>596495531
this is hilarious
>>
File: 1357108592634.jpg (79KB, 600x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1357108592634.jpg
79KB, 600x480px
>>
File: 1346772711876.jpg (17KB, 300x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1346772711876.jpg
17KB, 300x300px
>>596495964
>>
File: No (2).gif (2MB, 255x229px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
No (2).gif
2MB, 255x229px
>>596495570
That's not funding he was referencing you inbred hick. Do you understand what a TAX EXEMPTION is? HURR DURR.
>"I'm 15 in honors classes and already know everything."
Seriously, consider sterilizing yourself.
>>
>>596495570
You can send trillions of dollars to banana republic leaders and they'll still never give a dime to the starving plebs who they don't care about.
>>
File: 1420421128152.jpg (103KB, 900x397px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420421128152.jpg
103KB, 900x397px
>>
Atheism has killed more people in their attempts to suppress religion than any religion has in their attempts to win converts.

Prove me wrong.

>INB4 God killed tons of people in the Bible!

God doesn't exist, remember?
>>
>>596493622
Halphas is OP
Damnit Solomon
>>
>>596496101
>for killing as many niggers as possible before liberal atheist homos import them to shit up my country
Finished that for you.
>>
File: 1393722412380.jpg (20KB, 500x503px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1393722412380.jpg
20KB, 500x503px
>>596496010
>>596496023
>>596496037
to be fair, taxing religious organizations wont solve world hunger, but they shouldnt be given a special status.
>>
God is real
I speak to Him everyday
I'll pray for you all
>>
File: Idiots.jpg (154KB, 460x1130px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Idiots.jpg
154KB, 460x1130px
>>596495696
>I was only pretending to be stupid
>>
File: 1294395843156.jpg (113KB, 499x499px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1294395843156.jpg
113KB, 499x499px
epic bread
>>
>>596495570
How fucking retarded are you? There is enough food to feed everybody. The problem is food distribution because of corrupt governments keeping the populace under their thumb, not war funding.
>>
File: 1408755237775.png (501KB, 640x639px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408755237775.png
501KB, 640x639px
Bruuuuhhhh
>>
>>596496328
Ok, now I really want to fight you IRL
>>
>>596495197
It was a joke considering they used an image of Jesus with a beard where he's claiming to be the son of God when I'm 80% sure the "definitive" (as definitive as the Bible gets) proof didn't come until he was baptized by John the Baptist and God "spoke" to him
>tl;dr It's a joke. Why so serious?
>>
File: heh.gif (21KB, 750x733px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
heh.gif
21KB, 750x733px
>>596496256
Agreed.
>>
File: 1421627237810.jpg (44KB, 450x377px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421627237810.jpg
44KB, 450x377px
>>596496256
>>596496332
thought that said epic beard at first. to be fair, god does have an epic beard.
>>
>>596496453
You don't live in Florida by chance, do you faggot?
>>
>>596496256
Funny how you people scream "separation of church and state" when you see even a hint of religiosity in public, but think religious organizations shouldn't be given tax exempt status. You realize that taxing religious organization would be a violation of the very thing you preach, right? You're saying you're ok with keeping the church out of the state but not the state out of the church. Smells like hypocrisy.
>>
I pray every day to God to help me find a woman who will make me her submissive foot slave. I will worship her feet like the goddess she is and do any degrading thing she asks me, except sick or gay things.

this existence would be heaven.

Everyday I thank Jesus for sexy stinky soggy socky funky perfumey feetsies. Please serve me up 69 heaping helpings please
>>
File: 1421626544151.jpg (45KB, 459x721px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421626544151.jpg
45KB, 459x721px
>>596496586
>>
>>596496632
yes.
>>
God is a word used by people who couldn't explain things, and religion creat war and makes so many death for no reason except because other dosen't think like thems and fight for a god who never showed up, people need to evolve in the world and try to see a little more of their own world
>>
>>596496807
Shiiieeettt. What part?
>>
File: 1419126686914.png (59KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419126686914.png
59KB, 1000x1000px
>>596484747
>>
File: hail slater.jpg (30KB, 500x475px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hail slater.jpg
30KB, 500x475px
>>596496804
>>596496756
i can see your point on this, never really thought of it that way. but why give exemption to major religions and deny it to small cults? cause the guvment wants its money and wont let me claim exempt status for running a setian temple in my mom's basement.
>>
>>596485136
this pic made me happy. I smiled today
>>
File: 1392465595148.png (674KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1392465595148.png
674KB, 1680x1050px
>>596497165
>>
>>596496984
Gulf Breeze, Santa Rosa county
>>
File: 1393037861715.jpg (512KB, 714x2801px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1393037861715.jpg
512KB, 714x2801px
>>596497341
is it just me, or are the captchas fuckin awesome tonite?
>>
>>596497165
Because then every basement dweller would try to get tax exempt status by claiming their basement is a temple.
>>
>>596497347
At the motherfucking top. I can barely even consider that Florida. Well if you're ever down in Winter Park I'll gladly split your shit for free anon.
>>
>god can't be proven to exist. therefore he doesn't.

>>YEAH WELL HE CAN'T BE PROVEN NOT TO! HA!

>yeah well neither can unicorns nor the spaghetto jepetto monster, the point is that NONE OF THESE OTHER THINGS permeate our lives left and right and influence our laws, government, and even education not to mention what the fuck we do on sundays if we're unlucky enough


why is this so hard to understand
>>
>>596493483
See Paradise Lost
>>
File: 1341165796319.jpg (15KB, 485x453px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1341165796319.jpg
15KB, 485x453px
>>596497488
my point exactly. government wont let that happen and in the process doesnt grant exemption to small religious organizations who may be serious, but fall in with ones trying to cheat the system. so why give it to major religions if you are unable to give it to all?
>>
>>596497592
>split your shit

If you're referring to anal intercourse, I'm already on my way. see you soon
>>
File: 1403973853529.png (421KB, 1291x2228px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1403973853529.png
421KB, 1291x2228px
>>596497827
>>
These threads are hilarious. Atheists bitch night and day about how people would be "exploring the stars*" if religion weren't around, and I can see why. Despite not believing anything about religion, you fuckers just can't stop talking about it and, instead of doing science shit, spend your time on image boards bitching about how religion holds you back, not unlike a nigger complaining about how the white man keeps him down!


*Apparently, you've never heard of astronomy.
>>
File: 1416265975932.jpg (155KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1416265975932.jpg
155KB, 1024x768px
>>596497963
>>
>>596490376
forgot the computer and the babble about how they can prove there is nothing
>>
>>596498154
truly the most rewarding part of my lack of faith.
>>
>>596498043
i agree that some atheists make it their personal agenda to be annoying

but can you imagine if religion was seriously abolished today and instead they taught those kids valuable, practical things in church while they were young? and told them to stop praying and seek education and expanding their minds instead?

u prob haven't thought about the amount of money wasted on bullshit related to religion not to mention the active fights against things like abortion and certain scientific teachings (like evolution) simply because they don't coincide with the bullshit that these popular religions profess.

it seriously plagues this fucking planet and keeps so many people ignorant as fuck.
>>
>>596485217
>>
where's the "im an atheist, debate me" shirt guy when you need him?
>>
>>596498455
don't know why i said "taught those kids in church" i meant taught those kids who go to church, obviously we don't need any churches if we finally get over this hurdle.
>>
>>596497827
Jefferson's Bible is still fiction I guess, but it takes out all the miracles and references to jesus as divine (just the new testament)
>>
>>596483158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzv-Z0-C9I
this thread is literally reddit
>>
>>596497347
You faggot. I used to live in Fort Walton.
>>
>>596498455
im an atheist and even i cant wholly agree that the world would be much better without organized religion. most young christians i know this day are just christians in namesake and could really care less about how it impacts their life. our generations downfall is reality television and social media. and the demise of religion will do nothing to fix those problems.
>>
>>596498839
I used to live in a fort too


then I grew up faggoy
>>
>>596498684
i just heard about this recently. is this really something he did?
>>
>>596483158
My best friends as diagnosed with cancer and my dad said God wanted it to happen. My dad also thinks he's an alien...
>>
>>596498455
>u prob haven't thought about the amount of money wasted on bullshit related to religion

Actually, more money from religious individuals and organizations go to charities than anything. Hell, most religious organizations in general are charities. Where are all the atheist charities? I'm sure they exist, but I don't see very many.

>but can you imagine if religion was seriously abolished today and instead they taught those kids to...seek education and expanding their minds instead?

These people? They never existed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_thinkers_in_science
>>
>>596490376
A better depiction would be a solid black picture, or better yet a completely transparent png.
>>
>>596499136
>These people? They never existed.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_thinkers_in_science

not true. that article would have just been merged with list of thinkers in science
>>
>>596499136
you can't point at the exceptions and use them as examples for the whole group though.

i know there were plenty of smart people who contributed to society/science and believed in God in some way, but those aren't the people who are causing the problems that religion causes. they are never the ones contributing to the violence and holding back of education, or at least i've never seen it.
>>
>>596499297
you mean rewards of the nihlist?
>>
>>596499403
exactly
>>
>>596485217

Atheists didn't start this shit. Religion makes arrogant baseless commands about how I should live my life and how I should think. Saying "fuck you" to their bullshit does NOT in any way make me as bad as they are.

also,
>make an atheist angry and they will debate you
>make a religious person angry and they will torture you and kill you

Some moral guide huh?
>>
>>596483886
Oh.
>>
fuck religion
quints
>>
>>596499403
How is that not true when you said that being taught to think isn't taught in churches? These were religious individuals who obviously, but your logic, must have been taught not to think for themselves.

>>596499474
>Holding back education

So the Catholic Church was against the founding of Universities back during the Middle Ages even though they were the ones who helped establish them?
>>
>>596500289
lel

>>596500000
>>596499999
>>
>>596500289
sup slowbro
>>
>>596499894
Sounds like you're thinking of only one group of people and spreading it onto all the other groups. Remember: A Christian might blow up at you, but only a Muslim will blow up WITH you.
>>
>>596484330
As if Christians caused the dark ages
Thread posts: 296
Thread images: 151




[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.