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Let's make a magic card. 1 decides name.

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Let's make a magic card.
1 decides name.
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how about you start with type and stuff first, so a more fitting name can be suggested
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card
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Name: Gassing the Jews
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Frog Butt Emperor
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>>596413747
Sure. 1 decides type, 2 decides sub type.
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Jew Breaker
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Ash Checkum
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01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001
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>>596414008
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>>596413534
Banana Hut
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Nigger Stain
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>>596413534

Dubsy, lord of shit posting
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>>596414008
>>596414073
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>>596413534
François Hollande
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>>596413534
a magic card
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niggity nig nog
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>>596414120
Reroll
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>>596414008
...
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>>596413534
niggy nigg nigger
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>>596413534
The Pudding Patrol
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>>596414092
type winrar

>>596414107
rolin for name again
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>>596414173
reroll
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>>596414008

re roll
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>>596413534
Potato is life
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>>596413534
Adolf Hitler
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How the fuck has 1 not been rolled yet

Batrick Pateman
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OP IS A FAGGOT
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cuntman kenobi
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>>596414107

rolin
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chinky winky
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Name: Cuntmunch
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Faggot OP
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>>596413983
>>596414092
>>596414173
>>596414241
3 decides rule
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Bendthatdick cumfartbucket
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aggressive backdoor delivery
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this is fukin gay; everyone rapes ya
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>>596414444
quads? go on
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>>596414295
it has faggot
>>>596414241<
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>>596414444
I'm sorry OP but what is the rule?
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Watermelon thievery
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omba wonga oooga booga ooma mau mau
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>>596414444
Tap 4 quads
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>>596414579
Sry should've said abilities.
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shit stain anal rape
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>>596414444
Fuckin hell nice quads
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>>596414595
roll for this
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>>596414444
Pay 1 + tap; Steal target bike
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>>596414444

"NAME" comes into play with 3 Nigger counters

If Nigger is Nigger than Nigger the Niggers during your upkeep.

"tap" gain control or target bicycle.
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>>596414493
since the win doesn't do anything i'll put it as a flavor text.
4 and 5 decides abilities, and they have to make some sense.
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Shasta Grape Soda Rage
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>>596414776
reroll
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>>596414595
>>596414776
>>596414855
OP here, what does watermelon thievery do?
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>>596414666
Oh okay

Pay 2: Give niggity nig nog Gorilla Warfare for this turn.
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>>596414839
re roll
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>>596414839
Ha yesss cool
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>>596414836
rollin
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>>596414920
It makes a typical nigger a huge faggot nigger
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>>596414836
roll again
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>>596414920
take control of target artefact / vehicle
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>>596414839
Squirrel that hoe - roll four dice, multiple combined number by eight. Yell 'squirrel'. If opponent looks away take their shit.
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T, 2, pay 15 life, 15$: you win the game and every games in a 20 meters radius
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>>596415216
reroll
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>>596415175

win for rules
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>>596414839
lol

go on
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>>596414836
>>596415175
>>596415216
>>596415264
Looks good. How about 6 decides name.
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>>596415693

nigger
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>>596415693
Tyrone, of the horsecock
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>>596415693
Cassius, Raper of Worlds
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>>596415693
Michael Jackson
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>>596415829
lol rolling for this
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>>596415693
Tyrone, Lord of Niggers
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>>596415693
Marcus, Hoarder of Watermelon
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>>596415693
Moot of 4chan
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>>596415693
Black Phallus of Wisdom
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>>596415693
Shit
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Daniel, the White
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>>596415989
Rolling once more
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>>596415829
>>596415887
>>596415971
that feel when you want it to be a flip card with either of these names
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Gigga Nigga
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>>596415693
Fuck
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>>596415693
Niggerking of Chicken Breast
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>>596416043
Roll
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>>596415693
Moot
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>>596415693
Titties
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Lord Nigger Tyrone , master of water melon
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>>596416069
whats a flip card?
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>>596416069
Rollin' for this nigger
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>>596416111
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>>596415693
Barack Obama
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>>596416126
Chicken dinner
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>>596416144
Was a thing in Innistrad Block, Werewolves, Vampires, and other horrors. Though Niggers would work with the flavour
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>>596416140
reroll
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>>596416126
7 Decides rarity, common - uncommon - rare - mythic rare or special.
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>>596416126
What a waste
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>>596416126
fucking win
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>>596416286
sry forgot pic
7 Decides rarity, common - uncommon - rare - mythic rare or special.
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>>596415693

Martin Luther King, Jr.

capcha "ohnomyb"
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>>596416286
common because niggers are never any value
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>>596416286
Special: moot
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>>596416295
You don't like titties? What a fag.
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>>596416286
common welfare
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>>596416368

purple rare
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>>596416460
I just don't like niggers stealing them
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uncommen in the suburbs. commen in ghettos
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>>596414666
hi satan
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>>596416398
dis
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black (swamp) common
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>>596416479
This
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>>596416695
reroll
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https://www.jet.com/#/ji/cgc4g
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>>596416368
Titties
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>>596416479
come on OP, this
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It's a planeswalker.
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>>596416695
rerollllllll
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>>596416479
This
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>>596416479
reroll
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>>596416695
dammit 7 get
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>>596416479
common welfare
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>>596416479
>>596416479

7 get for dis
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COMMON WELFARE

7 GET
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>>596417059
^
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>>596417093
rererereorleorlrorlorlollll
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luky nnumber 7 for >>596416479
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>>596416695

reroll
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>>596416479
fckit .....this guy
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mythic rare pls
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>>596416479
seven get
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>>596416479
10 percent change fuck it, gimme 7
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Common nigger
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>>596417363
reroll
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ffs seriously ??? no fucking 7 yet????

>>596416479
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non-common but also non-rare and non-card
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common niggra
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>>596417447
YESSSSS
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>>596417447

eww
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>>596417447
WINRAR
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>>596416398
bump
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>>596417447
Common it is.
8 decides picture
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>>596414008
fuck you too
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STVE
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>>596417575
>>
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>>596417644
ReR0LL
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8 pls
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>>596417575
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>>596417575
hur
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>>596417671
rolling
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>>596417799

reroll
>>
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>>596417660
rawlin
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>>596417799
double dubs chekd
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moochelle obongo
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>>596417829
rollin for this
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>>596417575
Brian peppers.
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come on 8
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>>596417887
re roll!!
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>>596417799

'gain
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>>596417904
>>596417575
Re-roll
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>>596417797
reroll
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>>596417887
ROLL
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>>596417887
Rerollin'
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>>596417827

rollin for dis
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check these singles
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>>596417575
this
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>>596417799

pls
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check dis nigga
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>>596417887
this, rollin
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>>596417797
rerolllllllllllllllll
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>>596417904
>>596417575
Rollin
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>>596418000
nice trips though
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>>596418000
tripzz
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check the second singles
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>>596417575
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>>596417797
rerolllllllllll
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>>596418078
winrar
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>>596418078
winnawinnachikndinna
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>>596418078
I LOVE YOU
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>>596418078
woooooord
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stealin nigga
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>>596418078
Winner!!
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>>596418095
chekd
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>>596418078
winrar
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>>596418078

Winrar
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>>596418078
nice win, 9 decides casting cost
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>>596418078

windumb
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>>596418300
10 black mana
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>>596418300
2 Black.
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>>596418300
three colourless, two black, and one green (or steal nearest bike)
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>>596418300
>dubz
1 mana
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>>596418300
3 black
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>>596418423
re roll
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Tree fiddy, and 2 swamps
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>>596418435
rerollin'
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>>596418300

as many black mana as you can fit
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42 black
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>>596418439
winrar
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>>596418439
easy winrar
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>>596418459

maybe trips can save this post
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>>596418300
Cast cost needs to be ∞
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>>596418439
one mana it is
0 decides power
1 decides thoughness
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>>596418605
5
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>>596418605
power: tree fiddy
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>>596418605
69
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>>596418605
Fix the fucking typo.
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>>596418605
69
>>
>>596418605
x/1
x is value of stolen bike
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>>596418730
>>596418741
we have two epic winrars
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>>596418745
check em
>>
6 toughness, one for each bullet mr. Brown took.
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chicken chicken
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>>596418730
>>596418741

WINNNNNZZ
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>>596418855
weenrar
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>>596418730
>>596418741
winrar
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>>596418730
>>596418731
>>596418741
lel
2 decides illustrator
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>>596418999
moot
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Steve Harvey
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>>596418999
Ghandi
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>>596418999

john bob
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>>596418999

It must be moot
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>>596418999
A. Badgercock
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Perkele
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>>596418999
Darren wilson
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>>596418999
J.K. Rowling
also trips
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>>596418999
Joshua Alcorn's inside-out penis
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>>596415555
>>
beaver dick
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Jesse Jackson
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Félix.
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>>596418999
Nigorium Niggerito
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>>596418999
>nice tripz

Swan Ronson
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>>596419151
rollin
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>>596418999
Gain control OF target bicycle not OR.

Its giving me a headache.
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>>596418439
Hi swan nice 1
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>>596418999
Poopy Smegma
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rock roll
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>>596419168
re roll
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>>596419144
Reroll
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Girugamesh
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>>596419049
rerolin
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>>596419151
celui-ci
>>
>>596419168

rawl
>>
Michael jackson
>>
john mcain
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>>596419222
Trips confirm
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>>596418999
holy moly jesus christ
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>>596419252
winz0r
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>>596419222
winrar
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>>596419175
this
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>>596419222
Winrar
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>>596419222
Trips for truth
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>>596419222
winrar
>>
>>596419222
epic winrar
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>>596413534
Butt Hurt
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crawling in my skin
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>>596419222

windoz
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>>596419168
>>596419222
3 decides border color
4 decides frame color
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we done?
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purpl
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>>596419222
ahihuhu
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purple dank
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>>596419190
no it makes sense "gain control" its called patriarchy. or target bicycle.
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>>596419592

rollin
>>
Seems a bit OP.
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chrome 4 both shiny ass niggah
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>>596419545
Fix the typo
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Green
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>>596419545
Deadnigga grey
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>>596419545
Nigger Brown
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roy-g-biv
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>>596419545
Kool-aid purple
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>>596419545
Has no colour you nigger, has no coloured mana cost
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>>596419545
melon green
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>>596419661
reroll
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Cheetah print
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>>596419592

reroll purpl
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>>596419545
red
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>>596419709
roll
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>>596419545
leave it
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blackish
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>>596419717
KEKS, roll for this
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>>596419679
Rerawl
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>>596419744
>>596419753
winnrars
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>>596419753
>>596419744
Winrar
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>>596419744
Winrar
>>
>>596419763
>>596419764
winrars done
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>>596419744
>>596419753

Winrars

Disgonbegud
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>>596419763
>>596419764
WIIIINNNNNN
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>>596419753
OP here, i can only do solid colors for the border.
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>>596419947
Fuck it, take >>596419764
then
>>
green skank
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>>596419947
a nice melon-fleshy red then please
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>>596419947
Then take the closest colours to the winrars. Green for melon, yellow for cheetah print.
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>>596419947
>>596419763
was next 3
>>
gold chain
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>>596419947
Do >>596419763 then
>>
OP, since we haven't let your thread die and gave you a pretty epic card, you should print it out on card stock and try to play it this FNM.
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>>596419753
>>596419763
>>596419947
OK we're done. Gj everyone.
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brown teeth
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>>596420161
>>
>>596420161
Even the card itself is watermelon
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>>596420151
OP here, lol I actually don't play magic but it would be fun to try and pull that off.
Here's another one we did
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>>596420161
saved
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>>596420161
the card matches his clothes gonna use him at FnM
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>>596420343
No graveyard for you, Åkesson.
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