You know what to do

Ever snorted cum?

But first, kill yourself.

on second thought, lets not.

How about I come over to your bedroom, we undress eachother, I start to touch myself while you flop around on the ground yelling WHALE WATCHING WHALE WATCHING

Suck my pee

Alrighty then. I'm sure you will love my anal beads.

>>596332284
reroll

>>596333325
reroll

>>596333325
rerawl

I hope you like strap-on, because I do.

Then come on over baby. I love a fat girl that thinks shes sexy.

have you ever tried anal before? :^)

>>596334214
ROLL

I have to shave your brothers pubes first.

Good. I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

>>596333662
"When the pimp's in the crib, ma, drop it like it's hot."

two questions babe. You suck to swallow when on the rag and how do you feel about inner throat bruises?

Let me impregnate your colon, know what I mean gurl?

>>596334438
Re-rollan

>>596332284
Get

You should let me put it in your butt. ;)

Ok, I love you first!

>>596334438
got

>>596334606
Roll

Then get your chubby butt over here so I can tongue punch your fart box.

>>596334379
Rolling 4

>>596334438
rollin one mo time bitch nigga

But we can never be friends, fascination ends. Here we go again. It's cold outside. When are you coming home?

Do you swallow ? Actually stupid question , you swallow anything.

op you fucking faggot choose a single number

I have something to tell you. I was born a woman. I hope you will still accept me.

>>596334788
DUBS GONNA GET YOU LAAAAID

This is fake and OP's a faggot.

This same name and same googly eyed picture has been done 3 times this week already.

>>596334734
roll

>>596334379
rerolling like its hot

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>>596332053

lol check my dubs

>>596334788
Smooooooth

>>596334821
winrar !

>>596334788
>>596334821
winrar

>>596334788
>>596334821
>>596334977
>>596335011
>>596335033

WINRARS

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>>596334977
Jesus man.

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>>596334788
thanks alice glass

>>596335131
op respond to the winrars

>>596334606
Roll

>>596335881
If not, we can still be platonic friends

>>596335881
Make my cock hard and i'll show you it.

>>596335881
charge your phone you filthy nigger

>>596335881

Look out for the bees

>>596335881
there's already been dubs kek

>>596336161
dubs 61 nice

>>596335881
Oh shit onion browsing I see :^)

Are you also of the opinion that niggers belong in the zoo with all the other apes?

>>596336226
it is charging

>>596335881
>2017 - 17 + (2.5 * 2)
>living your life with 8% phone battery

Wtf is actually wrong with you?

checkem

I'm just really any ya know?

>>596336161
this

But srsly you're kinda a slut

i like to shave my asshole with a rusty nail

>>596336633
WINRAR

Will ya suck my ass too?

>>596336633
winner. Trips dubs.

>>596336902
I want to dip my cock in melted butter and fuck you.

>>596336902
no reply. thread is kill.

Tell her to put a Sharpie in her pooper

>>596337123
She takes forever to respond, took her 3 hours before

Wait, you do have a dick right?

>>596336902
wow you faggots already ruined it...she's prob gonna be offended now way 2 go /b/ros
either way

"i'm just kidding"

Shove a sharpie up your ass and send a pic and I'll consider fucking you

>>596337107
Get

>>596337273
reroll for trips check em

>>596336902

lol sorry that was my grandma

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>>596337369
>>596337107

>>596337463
Rolling for this

Suck my ass, slut.

>>596337463
rolling

oh c'mon /b/ don't be boring

>>596337633
again

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>>596337429
sorry i didn't mean to say that lol, but sluts do turn me on..

send me tits now or i'll kill my dog i swear to fucking god not kidding bitch

Would it be alright if you pisses in my mouth?

>>596337837
reroll

do you watch my little pony?

>>596337807
reroll

>>596337991
again

>>596336902
You are the love of my life, my dear. My penis is all yours, and my boobies too

>>596336902
*Send a pic of your dick.*

how far can your vagina strech?

>>596337837
Rolling

>>596338085
Reroll

>>596337837

rolling

>>596336902
Do you want lasagna?

>>596337837
roll

>>596338075
This

"So.. what about fisting?

Hello? I'm sorry...but seriously you're kinda a cunt

>>596338075
roll

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well op we are waiting...

>>596338847
roll

>>596338881
Roll

>>596338085
Rolling for trips

>>596338900
roll on that roll of a roll

"What about a threesome with my dog?"

>>596339037
Maximum overroll

Fuck you Haley, you are a fatass cunt muffin