> be 17 > always been a judgemental asshole > new girl at our school who's heavily into MLP > 8.5/10 (- 0.5 because of aqua and purple hair colours and -1 for big fucking nose) > "Katy" is her name > very thin, perky boobs, friends all say they'd fuck her if she wasn't strange > friend jokingly says, "zenagirl, you should go for her since i'm a gay faggot who sucks my own dick all night long" (paraphrasing) > challengeaccepted.jpeg >my friends are all like "aw man i can't wait for him to break her heart, shits gonna be hilarious" >mfw hanging out with her and her 6 guy friends that are all fat fedora neckbeards for 4 days straight at lunch and during period D spare (about 2 1/2 hours a day total) >this one guy >this asshole >mother fuckers name is Wolfgang >mother fucking Wolfgang >fat fuck actually howls before he eats his cafeteria pizza >"what the fuck did i get myself into" >at first they were weary of me since i wasn't a wolfkin/ponypussypumper like them >decide to start acting very cancerous, snorting in laughter, watched 4 episodes of MLP, even started smoking cigarillos >days of my friends and other people i know laughing at me for hanging out with these cancer cells > probably definitely gonna contract cancer myself >over the weekend we get really acquainted, talking on skype from around 10pm to 9am or so >shes actually really cool fucking cringey. >puts ^3^ and :3 after every sentence, claims to be a rainbow stash wing commander or some MLP shit >this is important later on
>actually such a fucking cutie though, ugh >had a heart to heart with her that i haven't had with anyone since my mom passed away in 2010, always been a cold hearted asshole but very polite and nice to people unless they gave me a reason not to be >cried like a man gay little bitch with her on skype over our heart to hearts >fast forward a week or so >since (monday feb 2nd) today was a snowday and she lives about a 10 minute walk from me, we decided to hangout >20 minutes into hanging out, i'm still in awe at her colorful thigh high, fedora, and pony figuring collection >she tells me she's really happy she's met me because she feels like we're already best friends >at this point im thinking i just got friendzoned by a human apparition of tucan sam >nope.jpeg >she says "zenagirl, i actually kind of like you..if that- if that's okay" > say " ayyy lmao lemme fuk ya in da pus-c " "i like you too" > i tell her i have a thigh high sock fetish thinking nothing can go wrong > thank god i'm not a dumbass, because nothing went wrong at all > she asked if i wanted to see her wearing them > only them > within 15 minutes i'm fucking this girl like i'm a CEO oursourcing the working man's job to china >t minus 20 seconds to climax
>tell her im close >she puts a pillow over my face and tells me to hold on a second >im so excited i don't even care, just go with it >she starts blowing me but it feels like she has no tongue, wasn't sure if my ex girlfriend was unskilled or not because this felt 10x better >busted the best bust of my life, happy as hell >pull the pillow off of my face >bitch put a homemade rainbowdash sex toy on me >a rainbowdash stuffed toy with a small salt shaker cup for a butthole filled with some sort of sticky liquid and what looks like pieces of latex ripped from a glove >flipping out i ask "what the fuck is that" >tells me the cup is her preserved "juices" from the nights she's pleasured herself to the MLP finale >she smiles and then fucking DRINKS it
>friends asked me today how our date went >told them i fell asleep next to her and kissed her, nothing more >i have never felt so violated in my life >my face right now
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