I'm trying to get a girl I know to "accidentally" see my dick. What is the best way to do that? I'm thinking have it on my phone and have her look at another photo and then flip through to it and act like I didnt know it was there.
do it in person. spill some alcohol on you pants and then set it on fire. jump out of pants and ask her to kiss your dick to make it better
i think she wants my dick but shes so flaky. She touches my hair when i get a haircut and she "accidently" showed me a photo of her stomach on her phone so i thought i would show her one of my dick. she does sexual yoga moves when we workout together
You think she's into you and your best idea is to show her a pic of your dick?
You are painfully beta man. Ask her to go out with you and just fuck her if she's into you. If not she won't fuck you and in that case the dick pic would be really weird.
There's no way people are this bad with women.
what about her telling me about the black guy she got a lap dance from? I'm not convinced she didnt fuck him. Also she stays late at my work until midnight. I think she might be secretly a cam model doing shows from work to pay for college. she claims shes doing homework.
She probably told you because it was just a random story or she has a flirty personality. That in no way sounds like she wants to fuck you because she told you that. She's probably actually doing homework. Why would she cam at work. Your perception of the world is fucked and twisted to benefit you.
Go into bathroom, pull out dick then scream in pain! When she runs in to check on you, she sees your dick. You apologize and say you have a bad case of clap that made you scream. Dipshit!
she kept telling me she was sad because the thong didnt come off. she didnt tell any gf's at work because she told me she didnt want them to think she was a pervert. she tells me she looks at guys butts all the time. i think she fucks other guys than her boyfriend anyway. she keeps rubbing up against me at work. at one point she pushed against me so her breasts was against my arm. she does sexual yoga moves when we workout at the gym
Okay then ask her to go drink with you or something. Problem solved if she says no the dick pic woulda put you in jail. I just find it hard to believe someone this socially inept has caught the attraction of anyone.
we walked to dinner from work. ive gone running with her before and my shorts werent on very tight and i said they were falling down and shes like oh are you going to give me a show? and one time she said she was sad her breasts are small.
Okay none of this makes it seem like she wants to fuck you honestly. Like if you think she does ask her to come hang out at your house and fuck her. Idk why I'm even responding to this shit though you have to be trolling.
dude get over yourself... none of this make it sounds like she wanted to fuck you. You are acting like shes a slut who cheats all the time but nothing you've said makes her seem like that at all.. you're just sad sir.
what asian hmong girl likes black guys. i think shes really horny all the time. at work when im in her desk area she will swing her chair around until our legs are touching. also one time my dick was 5 inches from her face when she was sitting down in her chair. last night i caught her looking at my dick.
you are a pathetic guy for god sake you are asking for girl advice on /b/ Either make a move or get the fuck over it. You seriously sound like a kid on yahoo answers asking if a girl in the 8th grade likes him. You're twisting everything to try and make it sound like shes into you... yet she still doesn't sound like that.