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>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and most enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
>Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
>You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women

Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So /b/, how come you haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
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remember that at least one human female rode the dolphin cock
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10/10 you glorious bastard.
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Well done, OP
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>>596225457
Glorious
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>>596225457
for the first time in a while, OP is not a faggot.

well said lad
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10/10
Found new fetish
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Pretty sure if you got real pussy, you wouldn't be considering fucking an animal....
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>>596225457
Is all this shit real?
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>>596225457
Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money.

>can't form lasting relationships
>won't leave you
Pick one, faggot
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http://beasttracker.net/index.php?page=torrent-details&id=5443e247a7f9acbdbe399ff5db3c04470878948c

5 videos and a bunch of pics

you might need to sign up first
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>>596225457

I have, OP.

I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
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I already like dolphins as it is. Never knew about those sexual facts though. Due to their intelligence one should not mistreat them. I imagine they can be funny too.
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>>596226912
babbys first time
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>>596226818
I have, and you can't say that doesn't look like it'd feel amazing
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>>596225457

So go fuck dolphins then if you think it's so much better.
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>>596226944

>Implying you have to form a relationship for someone to leave you

You could be fuckbuddies and the bitch suddenly jumps on another cock, ignoring you forever, simply because the owner of said cock had more money.
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>>596227003
Stop this copypasta.
This is a copypasta from an beastily story site.
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>>596227061
>facts
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>>596227142
that's not what he was implying at all you fuckshit, read it again
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>>596225457
OP Fuckin KEK'D
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>>596227248
OP is marine biologist and dolphin dater. Expert level 8/10 clicks.
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>>596227152

Did you have fun there, Anon? :^)
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You know the muscles inside a dolphin vagina will rip your cock clean off? OP you should go for it, can't wait to read about it.
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>>596227557
there is an entire book about dolphin sex that dolphin trainer made for SCIENCE!
Go read.
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>>596227757

Kek. The things people do for science. What's the book called?
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>>596225457
> reposting thread from yesterday
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>>596225457
Dolphins can't consent.
Fucking Dolphins would be animals abuse.

Sea World fucks them over enough, you don't need to.
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>>596227616
give confirmation
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>>596228043

>being this new

I bet you can't even triforce

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>>596225457
looks like white pussy
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>>596225457
delfin tissekone er nice
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>>596228237
Unless they finish the dolphin to English translator, I'm afraid you're right.
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>>596225457

I would really love seeing a nigger insert his snake in there and get it ripped off violently. As he screamed in pain and sorrow over his lost dick, the dolphin would drag him towards the deep, where the ocean is almost as dark as his skin.
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>>596225714
there is video of this btw

woman goes with dolphin

man with dolphinette
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I don't know any dolphins.
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>>596227142

Who fucking cares of she's just your fuck buddy?
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>>596228237
oh god you people dont know what consent is.
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>>596225457
Is this you?
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>>596228715

Dolphins don't have preference towards richfags. I guess that's what OP meant.
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I have never seen dolphin porn.
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>>596228591
Dolphins are more intelligent than women. They wouldn't be with a nigger.
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>>596228237
Dolphins have shitloads of teeth, a half hour lung capacity and can ram sharks to death.
Unless you've dragged it into shallows or tranqed it up, anything you do is by it's permission.
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>>596226818
The wierd thing is: I fucking do. You havn't been on 4chan long enough if you don't consider fucking a dolphin
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>>596225457
Are there any underground aquariums where one could pay to fuck a dolphin?

If so, do they do anal? You haven't provided any info on that part.
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>>596226818
not getting any pussy is what brings us to 4chin,
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got any links
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>>596229308
would you really want to stick your dick inside the anus of an animal that at any moment can and will unleash pounds of shit onto your dick and up your urethra?
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>>596227003
Hot story.

A wild dolphin not acclimatized to human contact would bite you or flee. A trained one on the other hand could be coerced into it, they behave like dogs but with far nastier bites. But then goodluck ever being alone with it.
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>>596229308

You're welcome to try, but for some reason I don't think a strong, agile predator like a dolphin is going to enjoy having its anus ravaged.
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>>596228592
Where is it? I want to see it for... scientific purposes.
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You might as well just burn down the forest.
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>>596228591
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Male dolphins can't feel sexual placer.
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Wasnt there a story going around about a girl getting raped by a dolphin?
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>>596229511
Okay forget the anal. Where are the underground dolphin whorepools? How much is a standard hour? Can I cum as many times as I like in the hour? Am I allowed to take pictures? Will post here.
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>>596229896
Yeah and Mimsy told me his friend got raped by a shark at summer camp.
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>>596225457
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
Look I didn't want to be aroused by this, but this is my number 1 fetish.
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>tfw no qt dolphin gf
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>>596225457
http://namsla.wikidot.com/dolphin-vagina

This is fucking amazing
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>>596230328
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If anyone from /b/ got close to fucking a dolphin, they would get FRIENDZONED. Keep dreaming.
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>>596227833
50 shades of dolphin
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>>596230366
Literally just about to post that, too.
Hoping these facts are real.
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>>596230366
>In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations. This is speculated to increase chances of fertilization for each act of reproduction. It has been tested and proven in controlled environments that this same organic chemical produces identical effects in similar dolphin species, and in mammals with less than sufficient genetic disparity, including primate and primate families.
There as to be a way to buy this shit right?
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>>596227142
This guys heart was broken by a dolphin
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>>596230871
Modern medicines are synthetic reproductions of ingredients discovered and/or altered from the wild. Scientists may be able to replicate and mass produce.
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>>596230871
im with this guy. KY will be the next google.
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>>596231064
>scientists
>implying /b/ won't start it themselves to save 4chan
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>>596231188
Tfw cumming 15times in 30min.
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Didnt think dolfins could be so sexy
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>>596231749
You are just to new. Dophins have been on /b/'s fetish list for years and years.
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>>596231749
being THIS new
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>>596231749

>MFW you're greener than this greentext
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Idk. never seen any
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And you guys say the horsefuckers on /mlp/ are bad.
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>>596233343
>horse>dolphin
wow, listen to this fucking faggot
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Saw this yesterday.

Yawn.
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Dolphin are also Persons
So if we have sex with dolphins , it is not beasitlary
>>596227833
Wet Goddess: Malcolm J. Brenner: 9780615334608
>>596228237
And wrong , that dolphin is emotionally attracted to that trainer and consensually having sex with him.
There are records of it of dolphins falling in love with trainers and heart broken sucides due to separations . (Flipper sucided when she knew she have to move to other place away from her trainer ) .
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>>596228237
they cant say no, thats the same as saying yes
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>>596233888
But they can bite ur dick off when they don't like it :D
And break ur rib bones in 1 Ramm
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>>596233888
I agree. No no = yes
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>>596225457
I can get behind this
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>>596231446
can die from dehydration
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>>596234218

With so much water in the sea at hand, I don't think you'd be able to dehydrate easily.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2934586/Man-SEX-dolphin-1970s-claims-new-film-performing-mammal-one-seduced-him.html
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>>596234429
I feel like you don't follow the convo at all.
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>>596234429
Stupidest comment on /b/ I've ever seen.
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>>596225457
D-porn
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>>596230048
underrated post
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>>596234429

what is salt water
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