>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure >Women are not >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina >Women do not >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships >Women can, and most enjoy doing it >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin >A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman >Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them >Dolphins give up easily >Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina >Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades >You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean >Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So /b/, how come you haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
I would really love seeing a nigger insert his snake in there and get it ripped off violently. As he screamed in pain and sorrow over his lost dick, the dolphin would drag him towards the deep, where the ocean is almost as dark as his skin.
A wild dolphin not acclimatized to human contact would bite you or flee. A trained one on the other hand could be coerced into it, they behave like dogs but with far nastier bites. But then goodluck ever being alone with it.
>>596229511 Okay forget the anal. Where are the underground dolphin whorepools? How much is a standard hour? Can I cum as many times as I like in the hour? Am I allowed to take pictures? Will post here.
>>596225457 >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina Look I didn't want to be aroused by this, but this is my number 1 fetish.
>>596230366 >In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations. This is speculated to increase chances of fertilization for each act of reproduction. It has been tested and proven in controlled environments that this same organic chemical produces identical effects in similar dolphin species, and in mammals with less than sufficient genetic disparity, including primate and primate families. There as to be a way to buy this shit right?
Dolphin are also Persons So if we have sex with dolphins , it is not beasitlary >>596227833 Wet Goddess: Malcolm J. Brenner: 9780615334608 >>596228237 And wrong , that dolphin is emotionally attracted to that trainer and consensually having sex with him. There are records of it of dolphins falling in love with trainers and heart broken sucides due to separations . (Flipper sucided when she knew she have to move to other place away from her trainer ) .
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