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Sup /b/, I have a 12.5 GB zip file full of zip files full of

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/, I have a 12.5 GB zip file full of zip files full of zip files (etc.) full of nothing but this picture.

Dubs tells me what I do with it.
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What was your original intention?
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>>596118539
email to FBI, CIA, NSA & NAACP
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ITT: ORTIZUM
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>>596119092
OP here, I don't know
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>>596118539
Upload it to somewhere where we can download it
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Print every one and post around town
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>>596118539
>unzip everything
>post pictures here one by one
>if thread dies, make a new one and continue until you've posted all the pictures
>drink a glass of chocolate milk once finished
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>>596118539
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

Thank you anon.
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>>596120566
WELL SHIT,

K, which host?
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>>596120566
Disregard this and do this:
>>596120723
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>>596118539
3D print everything and send it to CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, etc.
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>>596120745
You're welcome :D
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>>596120877
win
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>>596120874
idk, mega, mediafire, or the pirate bay
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>>596121143
OH SHEIT

Which do I do?
yeah I'm gonna upload
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>>596120874
mega or go the fuck home
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>>596121315
k
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>>596121315
kek
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>>596121295
2nd win fucking says that disregard previous win

You are bound to do the second one.
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OP HERE

Before I deliver, what the fuck do you guys want with this? I don't wanna start some big hacking spree where dan.zip ends up in every major government server
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>>596121295
when finished uploading post the link in a new thread claiming to be the new fappening, then the ones who know what it is (ppl in this thread), confirm its legitimacy
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Go into IRC room, tell everyone you have Taylor Swift nudes, upload to Mega, tell room you will give password at 200 unique users.
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>>596121965
This.
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ITS STARTING BITCHES
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why
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>>596121965
I AM SO DOING THAT
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>>596121965
THIS
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Holy shit 5 mins in uploading and its still at 0% y u guys make me do this
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>>596123253
where are you uploading it?
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>>596123507
MEGA
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>>596120566
Winrar
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>>596123665


OP
You
Are
The
Man
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Hi, my name is Dan
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/b/ROS ITS AT 1% GET HYPE
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>>596124004
HHHYYYYPPPEEE
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Dan
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>>596124004
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Hype Level: 9001
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Just Why? Xx_Dan_xX
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Unzip. Print.
Every single one.
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You got it wrong. The level is 62372362777218328Iilluminati324324
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Finally something I can fap to!
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>>596121965
This
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Ok guys, stealing the thread until it's downloaded.


What are you going to do with that file?
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OP HERE
/b/ROS, WE SHOULD GO BACK ON SHAMCHAT AND CALL OURSELVES DAN SPAMMING THE DOWNLOAD LINK
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Some more material you guys can fap to.
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>>596125095
Better idea


>go on Omeagle
>get into random chat
>pretend to be girl
>tell them that this is 12 GB of nudes
>???
>Profit
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>>596120877
This thread sucks. OP totally ignores this.

We'd be getting these pictures a lot faster than his zip upload will ever deliver.
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>>596125095
Is there some way we can make it -undeletable? So whoever download it has Dan stuck on their hardrive
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>>596125095
>>596125476
These
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>>596125738
You're saying it like he's a parasite...
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>>596118539

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swgU1x9T-EY
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>>596125685
You want proof?
https://doc-14-04-docs.googleusercontent.com/docs/securesc/h3eduleomfbfunsjlpiupcqf7hktq8mq/dm0maa76o59tk3ielorlegcngqh3n8gd/1422921600000/03858674396296822277/03858674396296822277/0B8um-FKZd2zUaGVfTVItMGk0VW8?e=view&nonce=fah1f1kl5188q&user=03858674396296822277&hash=rjmthblpge11iq1q34ecomq4td194mog
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>>596121965

roll
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>>596126172

Stop spamming this gay shit
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>>596126172
fuck off
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This thread is so stupid. Why am I so intrigued?
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>>596127202
Ever heard of the saying "so dumb it just might work!"? That applies here
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dan
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Obviously upload it to kickass.so as Interstellar (2014) 1080p BrRip x264 - YIFY
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>>596127412
Yes so what to do with the Eggs Files?
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>>596127682
This file is so dumb that it can be the greatest file in the world.
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>>596127560
yes
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>>596124004
What is it at OP
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ive got some guy hooked on omegle. hurry up with that .zip file
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>>596118539
If you open one of the pictures in notepad, do any of them contain links to anything signifcant?
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>>596127957
Sorry, It's gonna be awhile (EST 13 hours)

I mean, its 12.5 GB on a free MEGA account
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>>596127957
Stall him by saying you look like -insert celeb here- and post the nudes
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>>596128150
nope, just hundreds of thousands of dans
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>>596128217
Put it in Dropbox and have a race
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this is awesome
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>>596128217
tomorrow, at this same time, you post it
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>>596128288
So back to Homer's question up top. What was your original intention?
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>>596128217
i got time. ill greentext this convo while i wait. b8 is beyond gr8
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>>596128217
We got to keep this thread bumped until tommorow morning
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OP HERE

Currently taking screenshots of this thread and will upload to reddit
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>>596128755
Yes!
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>>596128288
I think you should have one picture in the thousands that has some sort of message when opened im notepad. Set it up as an internet treasurehunt with a big bitcoin reward. Inform reddit and other fag sites and inform the media. Played properly it could troll thousands.
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>>596129083
Great idea
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>>596129083
this
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amazing
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>>596129083
YES
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>>596129083
Yes yes (strokes beard)
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>>596118539
Send it to CNN. Meaning do their job for them.
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>>596129083
And anyone with half a brain can see the potential of random people unzipping certain files could have?? Am I alone?
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OP HERE

THIS WILL BE THE START OF THE GREATEST INTERNET HUNT EVER
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>>596125476
this
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>>596130409
im doing that now
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>>596130124
Confirmed: OP is my nigga.
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>>596130124
It will take some thought and development but packaged and promoted correctly there is a lot of potential. Some confident talk to certain youtube channels and websites etc etc etc. One file amoung over one hundred thousand contains the first clue. Etc etc
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>>596118539
Continued....

1. Post it to Reddit: /r/torrents
2. Tweet to Jim Norton
3. Throw in a horrible picture. Kids Message board.
4. I don't even know.
5. Seek professional help.
6. ....Perez Hilton....
7. .....Mitt Romney....
8. Lesley Graham.
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I love this so much
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I like the internet hunt idea and the fappening idea
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>>596130848
And we'll be the only ones who know the truth.
We and the sjw tumblrinas lurking to try and get dirt on us
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OP you are god
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>>596131209
fuck they know
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>>596127560
Oh god do this instead.
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>>596131209
Well if anyone is serious about this treasure hunt thing and its potential, you know where to go on Rizon.
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>>596118539

>mfw Zip files have a 4 GB size Limit
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>>596131786
https://doc-14-04-docs.googleusercontent.com/docs/securesc/h3eduleomfbfunsjlpiupcqf7hktq8mq/dm0maa76o59tk3ielorlegcngqh3n8gd/1422921600000/03858674396296822277/03858674396296822277/0B8um-FKZd2zUaGVfTVItMGk0VW8?e=view&nonce=fah1f1kl5188q&user=03858674396296822277&hash=rjmthblpge11iq1q34ecomq4td194mog
Fuck off
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>>596131786
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>>596131786
A folder with 12.5gb of zip files?
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this thread is the biggest fucking circle jerk
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>>596132323
OP HERE
No, a 12.5 GB ZIP file full of ZIP files full of ZIP files and etc.
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>>596132526
WHEN IS THE NEW THREAD BEING POSTED
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>>596132323
>I have a 12.5 GB zip file full of zip files full of zip files
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OP HERE

Right now, I'm setting up a vid for the hunt where a link is displayed for 3 hundreth's of a second
:D
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>>596132000
Link doesn't work
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>>596132693
Based OP
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>>596132359
Welcome to /b/ now get your cock out and join in or fuck off back to your other site.
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This is fucking epic 10/10
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>>596132693
Excuse me, sir, may I have a new bread?
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Somebody archive this bitch
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>>596121965
thiissssss
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>>596132000

t-trips.
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>>596132000

t-t-ttrips!
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>>596120874
ftp://98.109.191.82/
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Just updated the .zip with a single pic having the link, that links to a site, that links to another site, that links to a few other sites
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baiting anon. probably from /b/
>starts to get graphic then tones back
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Each with a challenge
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>>596134371
Not op. Shut up.
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getting a bit sexual but all in good taste
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>>596134439
I'm the OP that will deliver son.
You will all look back at this legendary moment in history with bright eyes as you relay this story to your children and your children's children
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>being super friendly.
>quickly find city on map and find one close by
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baited so hard.
this guy will probably cry
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too much b8 to handle
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>>596135134
Who the fuck is this? Get the fuck out with that.
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OP HERE

Most likely the file will finish downloading by tomorrow evening and I will make another thread

I NEED YOU ANONS TO CONFIRM THIS, THIS IS REAL, THIS IS HAPPENING!

DAN WILL RETURN, AND IN GREATER NUMBERS THAN BEFORE!
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>>596135358
gonna give this guy the link to dan.zip
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>>596118539
OP?? Where you at?
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>>596135540
Sort a channel out for tomorrow. Got some ideas. Just for fun.
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>>596135568
Right here duh

Every OP HERE post and reply with an answer is mine
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good this is the best. this will go down in history. we are all gonna look back at this before we die, our eyes wet from tears of joy.then we will ripip in peppa pig
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>>596135853
Don't mock it fag... Out of little acorns grow mighty trees.
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I can't wait.
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>>596135311
So epic of this is real.
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HOLY SHIT
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I feel potential...
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This thread is eggs. I'm out
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>mfw OP is actually being convincing enough to fool that guy on omegle
>mfw this might not be the first time OP does this kind of thing
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This is amazing
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>>596138466
>mfw op here and the omegle guy isnt me
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Copy it til it fills up your hard drive then post pics of it
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We done? I'm about to archive this thread.
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NOPE
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