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anyone delicious, juicy apples? 1$ only!

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anyone delicious, juicy apples? 1$ only!
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>>596061436
1 pls
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>>596061563
thank you! Got some more, come and take!
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>>596061632
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]
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>>596061436
Are they organic?
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>>596061632
1 pls
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this wasnt funny in 2007 and its still not funny.
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>>596061436
deme una manzana
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I'll take one

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]
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>>596061632
can i have all apples?
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>>596061436
no. sorry, haven't got the money for this maybe later. bye
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>>596061436
i think they might be poisoned...
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>>596061436

1
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>>596061685
aaand another one! Come and take, people!
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Got any grapes?
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got any grapes?
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>>596061749
off you go, mate!
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>>596061816
iMe gusta manzanas amigo!
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>>596061933
Almost out of applz! Hurry up, people!!
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>>596061983
I'll take the sign
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>>596061436
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5)̲̅$̲̅]

five please
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>>596061731
toally organic fresh outta my backyard!
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>>596061436
Can i take two of your best?
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Hey man are you gonna need that nice table?
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>>596061983
1 pretzel
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>>596062104
1 each only, everyone wants them.. ill give you one for free though
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>>596062058
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I'll take the lot.
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>>596062058 einen apfel bitte
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>>596062058
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]

Two pls
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I'll buy that bowl!
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>>596061436
Police here, do you have license?
Can I see it?
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>>596062184
you get the last one! All Applz gone! I hope you enjoyed those!
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>>596061436
How much for the bowl?
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Can I have the 'A' letter in your sign?
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>>596062307
OH SHIT ITS THE COPS! BAIL OUT
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>>596062307
kek
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>>596062256
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]
1 plox
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>>596061436
ugh i´m feelin a little bit sick
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can i have one of your arms
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>>596062307
scatter
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>>596062058
1 plz bbg
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>>596062307
BAIL! BAIL!!!
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>>596062439
why is that??
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>>596062430
what are you doing apples mas
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>>596062523
FUCK I'M BROKE
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>>596062467
NIGGA THA COPS ARE HERE! YOU WANNA DIE IN PRISON!??
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>>596062523
well thats not nice
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ill take one
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅100)̲̅$̲̅]
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>>596062523
hahahaha
oh shit
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>>596062430
Can i advertize my site brazzers on your stand.. i have 20 bucks
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>>596062523
>>596062439
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>>596062523
ha i knew it! thats why i dont eat apples
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>>596062523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co7nsBigQEI
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>>596062523
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅100)̲̅$̲̅]
1 please
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>>596061436
Are they waterproof?
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>>596062523
Ill take all of them please [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅700)̲̅$̲̅]
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>>596062523
I didn't eat an applz but I'll take an antidote just because
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There's a new joint in town.

Step right up people.
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May i advertize my site.. brazzers .. on your stand. I got 20 bux
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>>596062523
Holy shit this twist
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>>596062655
did you buy an apple? then you can advertise for 80 bucks!

>>596062665
they are so delicious you should try one next time!

Well im outta here, sage this shit, Antidote is not working anyway. Not doing it for the money, just for the lulz.
Sage n Out, laterrrr bitches
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>>596062861
nice shop, op
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>>596062859
do you have banana-shaped oranges?
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any niggaz want some chicken
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>>596062859
sure ill take one wtf can go wrong
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>>596062861
Pwnd
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>>596061793
this wasnt funny in 2007 and its still not funny or maybe stick your opinion right up your backyard
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>>596062958
Ok!. 81 bucks and an orange please
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>>596062859
>>596062973
All of them please [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅702)̲̅$̲̅]
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>>596061436
FTFY
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>>596063177
orange stand is another guy! OP here i dont sell anything but fresh, delicious applz!
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>>596063056
>>596062861
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>>596062968
Nope, only banana coloured "Yellows"

>>596062981
Nothing I promise. I swear...

>>596063181
And thats the last of em.

>>596063211
69 for free?
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>>596063288
1 apple then!
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>>596063288
not according to this
>>596063211
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>>596061974
Kek
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>>596062663
>>596063325

samefag
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gim me all deez applz cracker
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>>596063366
if thats so, i'd like to buy 101 yellows pls
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅100)̲̅$̲̅]
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>>596063541
Only if you trade me some breast milk?
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>>596063616
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1000)̲̅$̲̅]

10 plz
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btw

>>595959595 and >>596000000

i missed them
anyone?
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>>596061436
I feel as though your current proprietorship is inefficient in that you are both supplying and selling the apples. I however am a successful entrepreneur and I would like to form a partnership with you to sell your apples and handle our assets while you handle the supply. I believe that if we formed a partnership then we could increase profits two-fold. Are you interested?
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>>596063856
Not sure if newfag, or bait..
You clearly used paint.
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>>596062523
All customers are welcome!
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>>596063856
rofl, leaving behind the bottom of the brackets on the top line.

>samefag confirmed
>goes onto threads to incorretcly call out samefagging and not adding valuable content
>cancer confirmed
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>>596063886
>>>595959595 and >>596000000
Both said >>596063886 was a massive faggot. Guess both were correct
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>>596063616
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅10000)̲̅$̲̅]
for a live show
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best apple
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>>596064196
well at least i am in good company.
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>>596063528
nope
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>>596064434
Kek got me there
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snapchat me dickpicks
thegreencarrot
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>>596063856
Here you go faggot.
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>>596061436
Nice pasta.
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>>596064376
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅10)̲̅$̲̅]
looks juicy
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lol i <3 this thread
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>>596064484
KEK
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