ITT: Theories on why moot left

Wanted something better to do with his life

cuz reddit is better

>>596006343
Sold it to the FBI.

>>596006343
4chan is shit

who is moot

Because the NSA bought 4chan

he left to join 9gag

>4CHAN is now run by women!

>>596006343
he didn't leave
its a ruse
wake up sheeple

>>596006343

Moot left to join the sex circus because he was tired of posting Cheese Pizza on 4chan all day long

>>596006343
I thought we all agreed it was because he was a fuckin' cuck

>>596006882
Either that or the fappening

I'm not sure what he hopes to do for work after this.

> it says here Mr. Poole that you founded 4chan.org?

> Yes sir!

> Get the fuck out of my office.

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>>596006978
Lost my shit imagining that one

He left 4chan like Michal Jackson stopped being black

>>596006343

had a breakdown after he sold his soul for a girlfriend who was part of an SJW plot to fuck 4chan up, then got cuck'd and then had a breakdown and decided 4chan had ruined his life, and that he had to back out of it entirely while pretending none of that was true.

>>596006343
I am currently composing an in depth theory with several interviews by insiders and industry experts available at my weblog at the following internet URL.
https://www.4chan.org/news

>>596006343
He started hanging out with a bunch of SJW's that turned him into a cuck.

>>596006343
He finally decided to check his privilege

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>>596006978

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>>596007314
Did you just say "check"?

>>596006343
Because he's making the new Paint.

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>>596007385

I left because the government spies trolling /b/ figure if I leave the majority of oldfags will join me. Peace & love, moot.

Because you people are disgusting degenerates.

>>596006343
moot never was real

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Does it matter?

>>596007465
Not since like 2007.

OP is always a faggot
He was the OP of 4chan
Thus he's the king of faggots
He just went to dress with frilly clothes and when his transformation is completed he'll comeback as a sissy boy, he''l make thread on /b/ and he will deliver thus, op will stop being a faggot and 4chan will finally be fixed

>>596007554
Mien point

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MOOT GOT TIRED OF BABYSITTING A BUNCH OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN

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Taylor Swift paid off moot to retain her anonymity on 4chan

>>596007609
Shut up your fuckin mouth, god damned nazi

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I'm still here guys. just stepped down formally to avoid fappening law suits.
miss my id though. hiding it is the reason ids are gone for now.

>>596007098
>2003-2015
>never happendid.

>>596007625
So /a/ ?

hes tired of the bananas

>>596007232
thats what happened exactly, now everybody move on from this dumpster and go to the promise land love hotweels

>>596007719
Wheelchair midget? Its like a rolling highchair right?

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>>596007584
THE PROPHECY IS CLEAR TO ALL !!
MOOT WILL RETURN TO GUIDE US A TRANNY, AND WE SHALL FOREVER LIVE IN PEACE, FREE OF LANDSHALES

>>596007873
Wasn't he arrested or some shit ?

>>596006343
got tired of shitposters and newfags

>>596007634
Taylor is the new owner of 4chan

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>>596006343

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>>596007625

First they took our Heaven than Moot

Because he was afraid of rekt threads

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>>596006343
>ITT: Theories on why moot left
just tired of the grind?
same old shit gets boring, and beyond a point the money doesn't fix that

or he saved up enough for the sex change, and is becoming a pro NFL cheerleader after the operations are done

>>596007894
No fucking idea I don't keep up with rolling highchair

>>596006343
>He's growing up and got an excellent job offer.
>Got a lot of hate on 4chin after the cuck-thing and the alleged /pol/ conspiracy

>>596006343
the man we thought was moot aka chris was never really moot. the chris moot was only a decoy after people started to get to close to the real moot aka robert

>>596008027
That's why he nuked the board, alleged huh?

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>>596007440

>you people
>you

>implying YOU are not one of US

>>596006343
Obviously to watch more anime.

>Make badass site
>Coomancoo.jpg
>Get cuck
>Humiliation strikes
>Along with frustration
>Pretend to be moving on to impress SJW bitch
>Cry to sleep for the remainder of 2015

>>596007962
/thread

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Hey

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>>596006343 (OP)
Because OP is a faggot...

>>596008240
That's what I thought, "we don't data mine! We can only see your ip here! We would never do that, we have no money. The government would never and has never overpaid anyone to do these things!"

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>>596007268
>4chan
>actually giving a shit
>literally spending your time and energy on 4chan
That's some truly crippling autism you have there anon. You should kill yourself

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>>596007462
this anon gets it

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>>596008568
>Falling for this bait
>Is the biggest autist on this thread

Fuck, m8

>>596008355
Yea boi

>>596007936
this

>>596008568
Did you even look at the link. How new are you?

>>596008572
That looks like soldiers field in rochester mn! Holy crap

Heaven and moot disappeared at the same time
>coincidence?
>i think not

Probably trying to distance himself from some of the stupid shit that goes on here that and Australians, I always want to leave where ever I am when I see Australians.

Probably because of the charlie hebdo shooting. Reminded him that he could potentially be target for an attack running a site where people often post satirical images of muhammad.

>>596006343
cuck meme, /pol/ was never gonna let that shit go!

>>596009515
how dare you camouflage my post with your fucking probably

>>596009482
This is b8

>>596009515
That's actually a pretty good point. Straight after the attack too. Never thought of that

>>596010114
Only that he would probably still be a target because the word 'moot' runs hand in hand with 4chan.

>>596009515
Why would they attack moot? He isn't the one doing the drawings

>>596010376
Keeping the site afloat he's enabling and supporting whatever the fuck we say here, mate.

>>596010376
You really think terrorists have reasoning like that?

Because /b/ is like moot's retarded, dribbling, highly sexed disabled child, which he had to keep hidden in the basement and embarrassed the fuck out of him. He gave us up. I would have done the same. Who the fuck wants to be associated with furfags, traps, pedos and faggots for the rest of their life?

>>596006343
was sick of being labelled a pedo as his website has had non stop CP threads since it began thats my guess

Moot hasn't left you retards. What are you guys gonna do? Walk into 4 Chan corporate headquarters and see his corner office empty?? There isn't anything to walk away from everything is in his name

>>596006640
because newfags

He went on a quest to find and finally bring back snacks.