NEW ZEALAND THREAD.
I'm in Sandringham and new to Auckland. Why is everybody Indian in Sandringham but Chinese in the next suburb over by Dominion Road?
If you're also new to these threads, you're going to be seeing alot of this. Just a heads up since you seem to be a complainer.
Because if we want Indian food we know to go to Sandringham Road, and if I want the best fucking dumplings in the country then I know Dominion Road is the place to go.
Unrelated note, do any of you dudes have pics from that couple who were getting their root on across the road from that pub in Chch?
Paradise in Sandringham and motherfucking Barilla dumpling on Dominon Rd.
Also ahuhuhuhuhuhu g
Barilla and New Flavour for dumplings. Both really close to each other at the Balmoral end of Dominion. Eden Noodles at top end of Dominion is awesome as well.
Paradise at the Sandringham shops is really good, but mainly Sandringham Road is good because of spice shops and Indian specialty stores.
I have a question for you.
Why are you still there?
hit the RICHTER PARTY
Probably a small ish town. My friend is living in opotiki and fucking loving it. Cheap rent, five buck beers at the local. Unless you want to internet it up.
I'm kinda neet but have a half job in Wellington. Also going back to finish my bachelors this year.
This slut gives the best head love NZ sluts
I like putting wee suspenders on em' and taking them to the edge of cliff so they push back better.
Just put their hind legs in ya gummies so they can't get away.
Any aus fags know were i can get on in sydney
Femanon here! i dated a NZ guy and he was so abusive, he would break my plates and cups to prove his point. i was so scared of him that i got an AVO against him. he still calls my house after 4 years of break up.
Because I'm sitting by myself, watching sitcoms on youtube, and getting drunk on a monday. Also I have no friends or a job. I don't know if I even want any of those things anymore, maybe the bottle is my home.
Look, we all have our foibles. I for example am into rural fire equipment.
And ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu g
I don't understand. I sometimes post in nz threads.
do people not see how fucking toxic /r9gay/ is? Like seriously that mindset doesn't fucking help.
I bet you love it you fucking slut.
You know what I fucking love? When you're fucking starving and haven't eaten all day and all I want is a fucking Bacon sandwich and and yet the fucking kitchen is full of dirty fucking unwashed fucking scum fuck you Tracey choke on buddhas cock you cum sodden wank rag
where the weed at ? Auckland central here, need an o or whatever going
You will never get pretty coreans if you post on /r9gay/ kiddo.
it's pretty tragic, really. I was like that when I was fifteen but all I really needed was a good hiding and a blowjob really.
I got more bb don't u worry.
Quick Question. Is Jesse Ryder just our own version of Kenny Powers?
I don't what pedophilia has got to do with being gay but yeah I know it was Bill from Bill and Ben who was the NZ entertainer who sexually assaulted his daughter. Funny enough he still has a job in the media as a producer (if I remember correctly even credits for Jono and Ben show) if you look his name on linkedin.
Yeah that's the one. Didn't that whale oil fella get charged for breaching the name suppression. It makes sense cos he pm disappeared overnight.
>inb4 he was framed by Jono Pryor
For fucks sake. FUCK OFF YOU NEWZEALAND CUNTS - NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NEWZEALAND.
NZ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/
i live in roskill mayte cum by if you want sum fuk
suck a fucking dick faggot who do you think you are?
Do you even know who I fucking am, kid?
Might be mad - but you guys are still kiwi faggots who are fucking up /b/ with your shit NZ threads and think this is fucking FACEBOOK.
Wtf is wrong with you foreign idiots.
Fuck back off to facebook if you want people to know where you live n shit you faggots.
Sweet as. No problem, I just take things too seriously sometimes.
There are a lot of gay all blacks. Carlos Spencer is bisexual and likes to cruise quite a bit. He's probably one of the most well known. I have also had sex with Sam Cane who is still an All Black. I see him whenever he's in Auckland. He's actually really intense to have sex with, like into pashing, foreplay, dirty talk and heavy petting. he's also a power bottom. Others I've heard rumours about Dan Carter around Christchurch and Troy Favell in Oz and Luke McAlister around the North Shore. Tbh you would be suprised about in the closet rugby players, especially some of the religious islander players
Cool your mad bro.
There is nothing gay about fucking rural fire equipment, kiddo. Look at this here vintage Worthley, an astounding piece. Does it not make you feel more manly?
Look here kid, you know fuck all.
Now fuck off with your gay NZ threads.
Keep /b/ as /b/ - this is not fucking facebook.
>NZ threads are no better than the cancerous faggot kids who ruined /b/ to begin with years ago.
just deleted everything kpop that isn't snsd
and soon i'll delete everything and be left with Yoona and Taeyeaon
My name is Eleanor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rightwing, uneducated, neoliberals who spend every second of their day ruining the country. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever understood any Deconstructionism? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own stupidity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Jerry Brownlee.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a MFA graduate in Creative Writing at Iowa, and Man Booker Prize Winner for New Zealand. What books do you read, other than “Fran O'Sullivan in the New Zealand Herald”? I also get straight firsts, and have a banging hot boyfriend(He just wrote poetry; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>tfw you take time out of your Monday to post in attempt to get the get but you miss literally by numerical miles
Can't sleep. To busy posting rural fire equipment.
we won't be doing any sleeping tho :3
This one is my second favourite after the Aramoana fire truck
IDs being removed is the best thing that's happened in a year
anyone else go to UoA?
Talking to my mates about to go back to Otago is fucking depressing.
Otago sounds amazing and Auckland has an accurate reputation of being socially isolating.
If I wasn't doing engineering I'd be down there for sure.
Im an ausfag on holiday in fiji, but nz was my first choice. I then saw the prices you jobless cunts were charging so i picked a cheaper third world country. Seriously stop stealing our shit, regards ausfag
Sibling rivalry m8.
Aussies aren't too bad, for a bunch of chop-smoking poofters.
its kinda like why canadians hate americans. we get confused for one another all to often, and they are fat, lazy, and stupid who manage to luck out in life because of natural resources.
thats true at undergraduate level but at postgrad everyone is chill and keen to hang out. take it from me that UA is the best university to study in terms of education but it comes at a trade off.
Just a hobby. I don't know why I'm compelled, but I feel like it must be for a higher purpose.
rated worse than 50 shades
haha fuck it
have immediate regrets
lose sleep over it
haha what a tryhard faggot
Fuckin resourceful nz's, theres a laugh, everyone ive met was so blazed they couldnt even remember there own name, at least i can put my aboriginal slave towards some simple work
who even is that slit-eyed slag?
I also play Magic and collect sludge metal records, so rural fire equipment is my cheapest hobby by far.
AND PICK UP KPOP
i fucking LOVE it
you know..? Yoona?
since you said pls i'll start posting gooks
I have so not kept up with kpop.
My loss I guess.
Look, fag, you're posting on 4chan. there is no high-horse here. I hope you enjoy your imageboard for esoteric Mongolian flip-books.
this is the first ive been on /b/ in 5 years. i usually lurk on /mu/ or maybe /trv/. but congrats on your magic cards and your firetruck hobby dude, thats really cool. in terms of coolest people in this thread you are amongst the top 1%
Everyone has returned home :^).
It only continues to get better.
>all that gaypop
lol based gay me
this week's been shit
literally no female releases
Man I reckon tan lines look strange. I much prefer my women to be milky and pale to show that they don't work in the fields like peasants.
Lol thanks. Coolest dude on a /b/ thread. Highest honour, up there with an OBE.
i am kool personified
how about you add me and tell me how based my taste is instead?
Fucking Neutral Milk Hotel. Has anyone listened to that goddamn album?
Firefighters are gay as fuck.
I think you're the authority on this matter, buddy.
>no one makes a thread
i don't like this
I LOVE IT
this is the best albums NZ has produced. you should be proud you guys.