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NEW ZEALAND THREAD. I'm in Sandringham and new to Auckland.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NEW ZEALAND THREAD.

I'm in Sandringham and new to Auckland. Why is everybody Indian in Sandringham but Chinese in the next suburb over by Dominion Road?
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Because immigrants like to live with people who speak their language.
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>>595988015
If you're also new to these threads, you're going to be seeing alot of this. Just a heads up since you seem to be a complainer.
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>>595988731
What's all that? Pictures of Coreans? Why would anybody care??
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>>595989058
You poor innocent babe.
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>>595989240
you poor innocent newfag.
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Ayy yo. Second day sober.
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Where's the weed at in Auckland .
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>>595991330
There is almost no weed north of Hamilton atm
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>>595991701
so wrong..
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>>595991701
Where's the weed in Hamilton, then? I'll drive down
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Because if we want Indian food we know to go to Sandringham Road, and if I want the best fucking dumplings in the country then I know Dominion Road is the place to go.
Unrelated note, do any of you dudes have pics from that couple who were getting their root on across the road from that pub in Chch?
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ahuhuhuhu ahuhuhuhuhu g
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>>595989585
MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD
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>>595992142
What's a good Indian place on Sandringham st and a good dumpling place on Dominion st?
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>>595992713
Paradise in Sandringham and motherfucking Barilla dumpling on Dominon Rd.
Also ahuhuhuhuhuhu g
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>>595992713
Barilla and New Flavour for dumplings. Both really close to each other at the Balmoral end of Dominion. Eden Noodles at top end of Dominion is awesome as well.
Paradise at the Sandringham shops is really good, but mainly Sandringham Road is good because of spice shops and Indian specialty stores.
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chch fag reporting in
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>>595993265
I have a question for you.
Why are you still there?
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>>595993415
Beat me too it. I took the hint and gtfo'd
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>>595993415
because I'm poor and ill.
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>>595993415
less queers more gees
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What's the best town/city to be a NEET in?
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Welly fag here
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>>595993582
Lol
>>595993623
hit the RICHTER PARTY
>>595993719
Probably a small ish town. My friend is living in opotiki and fucking loving it. Cheap rent, five buck beers at the local. Unless you want to internet it up.
I'm kinda neet but have a half job in Wellington. Also going back to finish my bachelors this year.
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>>595993719
Dunedin fo sho. Im pretty nostalgic of my neet days there
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This slut gives the best head love NZ sluts
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>>595994323
I like putting wee suspenders on em' and taking them to the edge of cliff so they push back better.
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>>595994517
Just put their hind legs in ya gummies so they can't get away.
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>>595994743
ohhh yes, I like that. I'll try that next time, thanks m8.
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>>595992142

here you go anon
http://m.imgur.com/ZeERAEl,jqZMhUU,L1nzv8y,abu85NB,FKm7PAc,B4hURBp,aymfu2n
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>>595992142

wait link didn't work I'll post a few pics
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What's everyone up to? I'm drinking whiskey and watching a 90's sitcom on youtube.
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>>595995069
I'm at my bf's house, chilling on his bed. Thinking about playing some games.
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>>595988015
Why do you Monkey Boys hate Australia?
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>>595995262
Sibling rivalry
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>>595995251
Post butt
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>>595995251
Why'd you have to remind me that I'm lonely, you whore?!
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>>595995321
fag
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>>595995251
Let's have some nude pics
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>>595995262
We don't usually. At this point it's basically a meme. I've lived in both countries and never get shit irl aside from the odd joke in good humour
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Any aus fags know were i can get on in sydney
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>>595995431
why you so lonely :^)
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Femanon here! i dated a NZ guy and he was so abusive, he would break my plates and cups to prove his point. i was so scared of him that i got an AVO against him. he still calls my house after 4 years of break up.
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>>595995425
>>595995431
>>595995436
>>595995535
Jesus Christ. I'm fucking sorry.
>>595995785
Oh look, get her tits.
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>>595995431
I'm assuming by the fact they posted amd left that it's a troll
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>>595995785
Date rural fire equipment instead.
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>>595995839
Plot twist. I assumed you were a dude
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>>595995675
Because I'm sitting by myself, watching sitcoms on youtube, and getting drunk on a monday. Also I have no friends or a job. I don't know if I even want any of those things anymore, maybe the bottle is my home.
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>>595995785
>femanon here
Nice,now we get nudes,AMIRONG?
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>>595994923
You're doing the Lord's work son.
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>>595996044
Nudes now
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>>595996010
R u me. Except I can't drink till tomorrow.
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>>595995294
How is it that nobody has video of this?
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>>595995839
Sorry does not cut it!, you all are pigs and have no idea on how to treat woman!!
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>>595995785
You never get over your first sheep. I'll always remember you flossy.
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>>595996044
Posting nudes
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>>595996172
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>>595996010
where is you
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>>595996172
I do. Lyk I treet ur mum wid my dik lololol
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>>595996172
Is this the femanon? Show me ya tah tah's. You filthy cumdumpster.
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>>595996158
You're part of a proud fraternity of losers.
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>>595995785
That sux, i know how degenerate these people can be.!
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>>595996300
Auckland, why?
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>>595995624
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
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>>595996404

Look, we all have our foibles. I for example am into rural fire equipment.
And ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu g
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>>595996390
First order of business. Discussing how our lives revolve around these threads yet are still somehow unable to stoop to posting on /r9k/
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>>595996498
Cancer troll fucking die
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>>595996510
I'm also into BRH.

>Big Red Hose
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>>595996470
i dunno, thought we could be friends..
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>>595996658
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
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>>595996510
Are you the same guy who used to post in the threads?
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>>595996624
Those people are just so angry, I'm more resigned.
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>>595996694
I just reported this,have fun in the pokey,faggot.
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Where are the nude pics?
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>>595996680
Well we could be, you live in auckland?
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>>595996830
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
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>>595996677
awwwwww yeeeeee
>>595996733
I don't understand. I sometimes post in nz threads.
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>>595996786
That's how it starts man. They were like us trust me.
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>>595996847
nah, do you has car?
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she's gonna be mine one day
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waiting for HER and the 999999 get
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>>595996990
That's fucking hot.
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>>595997039
do people not see how fucking toxic /r9gay/ is? Like seriously that mindset doesn't fucking help.
>>595997301
I bet you love it you fucking slut.
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>>595995785
is the answer ben lumis?
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it's gonna be a

long

night
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You know what I fucking love? When you're fucking starving and haven't eaten all day and all I want is a fucking Bacon sandwich and and yet the fucking kitchen is full of dirty fucking unwashed fucking scum fuck you Tracey choke on buddhas cock you cum sodden wank rag
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where the weed at ? Auckland central here, need an o or whatever going
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i wanna runaway
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True story I am a gayanon and have the scoop about all the closet NZ celebrities. Ask me anything
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>>595997418
Early night for me, blood. I've got shit to do tomorrow. Gotta sort out this fine, gotta find me an ounce, all sorts of shit.
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>>595997375
Yeah but 90% of the board is probably suffering from narcisstic personality disorder so it's pretty hard for them to actually perceive an actual non polar reality
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>>595997051
Nah, such is our lot.
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>595997375
I've got a fire burning that needs to be doused, urgently.
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>>595997677
Was it really bill from bill and Ben who fingered his kid?
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>>595997407
I'm inclined to think it was more likely to be someone who was/is paid to catch and throw a rugby ball.
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>>595988015
WOW you managed to make a topic about Nz that is completely off topic.
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leave /r9k/ alone
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>>595997748
ok :(
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>>595997861
no it was my uncle bill
>he fingered me
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>>595997952
You will never get pretty coreans if you post on /r9gay/ kiddo.
>>595997734
it's pretty tragic, really. I was like that when I was fifteen but all I really needed was a good hiding and a blowjob really.
>>595997800
I got more bb don't u worry.
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>>595988015
Theres a ton of white families on the roads between sandringham road and dominion road, they all want to send their brats to the catholic school
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>>595998027
I'm not in the mood to make an uncle bully joke? Can you pretend I said something witty along those lines?
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Quick Question. Is Jesse Ryder just our own version of Kenny Powers?
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>>595997861
That's what I heard, wasn't his defense that he was drunk and thought it was his missus?
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>>595998151
>I was like that when I was fifteen but all I really needed was a good hiding and a blowjob really.

Hopefully at the same time.
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>>595997861
I don't what pedophilia has got to do with being gay but yeah I know it was Bill from Bill and Ben who was the NZ entertainer who sexually assaulted his daughter. Funny enough he still has a job in the media as a producer (if I remember correctly even credits for Jono and Ben show) if you look his name on linkedin.
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>>595988015
Fuck You Nigger!
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>>595997568
Hard bro wea it at
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>>595998246
Yeah that's the one. Didn't that whale oil fella get charged for breaching the name suppression. It makes sense cos he pm disappeared overnight.

>inb4 he was framed by Jono Pryor
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>>595997677
name me some poofter all blacks. Rugby starting up again and I need to know who to bet against.
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Anyone got weed hookups in North Waikato?
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>>595998400
I wasn't drawing the link, just took the celeb ball and ran with it
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I FUCKING LOVE URBAN FIRE EQUIPMENT
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>>595998657
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>>595998718
Fuck off with your fire engines
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leave /r9kpop feels/ alone!
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>>595988015
For fucks sake. FUCK OFF YOU NEWZEALAND CUNTS - NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NEWZEALAND.

NZ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/
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>>595997748
are you hot? :^)
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>>595988015
i live in roskill mayte cum by if you want sum fuk
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>>595997677
Matt Bowden has gotta be at least bi right?
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>>595998782
suck a fucking dick faggot who do you think you are?
Do you even know who I fucking am, kid?
>>595998913
u mad?

ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu g
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>>595999249
Fuck off blacky - go do the hakka you weak pseudo Australian cunt.

FUCK OFF FROM /b/
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>>595998977
No, just regular looking. I dress like a slob so that take me down a few points as well.
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>>595999249
Who are you dad?
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it's almost time...
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>>595998913
Found Eleanor Catton.
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>>595999386
Have you considering trapping
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>>595999384
>he mad

>>595999439
S...son?
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>>595999449
Found John Key
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>>595999574
Might be mad - but you guys are still kiwi faggots who are fucking up /b/ with your shit NZ threads and think this is fucking FACEBOOK.

Wtf is wrong with you foreign idiots.
Fuck back off to facebook if you want people to know where you live n shit you faggots.
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>>595999386
aww come on
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>>595999574
To be fair, your fire engines are gay as fuck.
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>>595999480
No, not my thing. Also I'd be a weird looking girl.
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>>595998651
Sweet as. No problem, I just take things too seriously sometimes.

>>595998596
There are a lot of gay all blacks. Carlos Spencer is bisexual and likes to cruise quite a bit. He's probably one of the most well known. I have also had sex with Sam Cane who is still an All Black. I see him whenever he's in Auckland. He's actually really intense to have sex with, like into pashing, foreplay, dirty talk and heavy petting. he's also a power bottom. Others I've heard rumours about Dan Carter around Christchurch and Troy Favell in Oz and Luke McAlister around the North Shore. Tbh you would be suprised about in the closet rugby players, especially some of the religious islander players
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>>595999776
We just want some weed mate
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>>595999776
Cool your mad bro.
>>595999883
There is nothing gay about fucking rural fire equipment, kiddo. Look at this here vintage Worthley, an astounding piece. Does it not make you feel more manly?
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>>596000088
Oh i see...
Carry on then :D
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>>595999842
What do you mean "aww come on"? I can't change how I look. If you want specifics I'm a lanky guy with brown hair, green eyes, and refined features.
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>>595999155
Off the top of my head the guy from Eating Media Lunch is, as well as one of the guys from the edge
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>>596000202
Look here kid, you know fuck all.
Now fuck off with your gay NZ threads.
Keep /b/ as /b/ - this is not fucking facebook.

>NZ threads are no better than the cancerous faggot kids who ruined /b/ to begin with years ago.
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just deleted everything kpop that isn't snsd

and soon i'll delete everything and be left with Yoona and Taeyeaon
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>>595999155
also i googled him and figure he probably is
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>>596000405
norml forums are dead, bro. gotta find weed somehow...
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>>596000391
Sounds good trapping material tho

>>596000402
Jeremy Wells? Why am I not surprised. I'd do him
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>>596000391
i would probably find you nice looking
got a throwaway?
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>>596000711
Nah bro, I'm not gay anyway.
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all my problems go away
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>>595998648
Also will swap salvia cuttings for weed/seeds.
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i fucking h8 Mondays...
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>>596000863
Relevant song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0
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>>596000826
well..
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Eleanor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rightwing, uneducated, neoliberals who spend every second of their day ruining the country. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever understood any Deconstructionism? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own stupidity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Jerry Brownlee.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a MFA graduate in Creative Writing at Iowa, and Man Booker Prize Winner for New Zealand. What books do you read, other than “Fran O'Sullivan in the New Zealand Herald”? I also get straight firsts, and have a banging hot boyfriend(He just wrote poetry; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>596000711
Du u? I'm var lonely
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>>596001509
Top kek.
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>>595989058
Are there a lot of FoBby Koreans in Auckland?
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life

is

pLain
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Join the navy and get paid 44k to sit in a classroom
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>>596001593
you first bb
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I'm in sandringham too op. It ain't all that bad.
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>>596001851
I heard the navy is full of sadistic alcoholics, care to comment?
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Indians are based.

Chinese are based.
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why are there so many asians on the north shore but tons of indians in Sandringham and Islanders South?
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>tfw you take time out of your Monday to post in attempt to get the get but you miss literally by numerical miles
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>>596001997
There are quite a few, but it's not too bad. You will develop a thick skin through basic anyway. Good money, only costs $35pw to live on base. I saved 10k my first year
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>>596001873
Implying I want me posted in this thread
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>>596002122
hey I'm back.
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>>596000711
:(
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>>596002480
come back to bed~
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Its been so fucking hot lately
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THE

HEAT

NEVER

BOTHERED

ME

ANYWAY
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>>596001509
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>>596000405
Ive been on 4ch since '05 and there have always been nz threads
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>>596002581
Can't sleep. To busy posting rural fire equipment.
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>>596002652
But enough about my sex life.

>*BUH DUM TISH*
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>>596002446
wait are you lanky guy?
just post a throwaway email and we can go from there

fucking hate no ID's bullshit
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>>596002801
we won't be doing any sleeping tho :3
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This one is my second favourite after the Aramoana fire truck
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>>596001873
I'm sure youre lovely and all it's just I have no trust
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>>596002755
Same here. Are you from green bay or know cookie?
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IDs being removed is the best thing that's happened in a year
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>>596002905
I'm lanky guy, he might be lanky too, but he's not THE lanky guy.
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>>595988015
Why do you niggars always bag Australians?
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THIS IS THE FUCKING NEWZ EALAND
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>>596003303
gay
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>>596003212
you no want to talk do you
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anyone else go to UoA?

Talking to my mates about to go back to Otago is fucking depressing.
Otago sounds amazing and Auckland has an accurate reputation of being socially isolating.
If I wasn't doing engineering I'd be down there for sure.
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Im an ausfag on holiday in fiji, but nz was my first choice. I then saw the prices you jobless cunts were charging so i picked a cheaper third world country. Seriously stop stealing our shit, regards ausfag
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>>595996404
you mean like every other fucking human on the planet
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>>596003221
Sibling rivalry m8.
Aussies aren't too bad, for a bunch of chop-smoking poofters.
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>>596002990
how did collecting rural/volunteer fire engine photos become a hobby for u or are u apart of a brigade or something?
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>>596003366
We're talking now aren't we?
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>>596003413
for retards only
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>>595995785
Tits, with timestamp or GTFO you attention whoring slut. You get no advantage, or special treatment for being a female on /b/. Kill yourself bitch.
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>>596003221
inferiority complex.
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>>596003425
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.
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>>596003413
I'm a graduate, didn't make any friends for sure.
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>>596003221
its kinda like why canadians hate americans. we get confused for one another all to often, and they are fat, lazy, and stupid who manage to luck out in life because of natural resources.
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i popped a cyst, will i die?
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>>596001509
kek
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>>596003346
KISS YOURSELF, my friend
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>>596003561
LOL, you mean you all look like monkeys?!
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>>596003653
Congratulations, you now have teh AIDS.
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>>596003413
thats true at undergraduate level but at postgrad everyone is chill and keen to hang out. take it from me that UA is the best university to study in terms of education but it comes at a trade off.
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>>596003495
yeah i guess, not properly though
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>>596003642
natural resources and talented engineers who create useful things you then borrow and pretend its nz heritage to own a commodore or a fridge
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>>596002905
Not the same one but pretty similar apparently
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>>596003468
Just a hobby. I don't know why I'm compelled, but I feel like it must be for a higher purpose.
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>>596003795
i already had aids though
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>>595995785
Who is this guy I want to know.

>also I would treat you better than that guy and show you a good time.
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>>596003886
post some fishing equipment
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>>596001509
rated worse than 50 shades
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17333230-the-luminaries
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DELETE EVERYTHING

haha fuck it

yea

have immediate regrets

lose sleep over it
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>>596003914
haha what a tryhard faggot
>>596003945
fuk u
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>>596003726
Take from that what you will, paco.
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>>596003880
>>596003495
my god this is confusing as shit
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>>596003870
you mean resourceful indigenous and NZ labour and confiscated abo land to sell high value minerals to china to.
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>>595988015
FUCKEN MONKEY BOYS!!!
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>>595995785
In aus we just beat our women because plates are expensive and our mates wont judge, but then again aus women are as tough as stones and just beat us more
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>>596004057
You'll feel better in the morning, mate.
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Any Havelock North anons?
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>>596003914
>>also I would treat you better than that guy and show you a good time.
i bet u gonna take her home and feed her sum eggs
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>>596004025
>trusting the opinions of middle NZ and deskwarriors about high literature.
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I.
JUST.
CAN'T.
STOP.
POSTING.
HER.
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who wants to go to sevens lol
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>>596003886
all good man i wish i had a none costing hobby but alas
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i cant stop farting
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>>596004292
Dat adam's apple is so fucking prominent.
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>>596004117
Fuckin resourceful nz's, theres a laugh, everyone ive met was so blazed they couldnt even remember there own name, at least i can put my aboriginal slave towards some simple work
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>>596003914
you're a regular tony veitch or mike sabin u r
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>>596004292
who even is that slit-eyed slag?
>>596004336
I also play Magic and collect sludge metal records, so rural fire equipment is my cheapest hobby by far.
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>>596004292
PLEASE STOP POSTING JAPS!
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>>596004336
DROP EVERYTHING

AND PICK UP KPOP
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>>596004396
ironic cos his name is also adam

fyi, its a guy
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>>596003892
You have been upgraded to super AIDS. Nice.
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>>596004457
Well, the more ya know.
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>>596004396
i fucking LOVE it

>>596004427
you know..? Yoona?

>>596004428
since you said pls i'll start posting gooks
>>
nelson/blenheim here hacking into the name frame my dick is so big omg
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>>595988723
/thread
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>>596004427
>playing with magic cards
>disgusting.jpg

i bet you were one of the kids at vagabond in takapuna we would taunt after school.
>>
>>596004427
both my hobbies set me back thousands 40k and shooting

>>596004431
Forgot that i also watch chinese cartoons thats got a bit of jpop in it
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>>596004804
STFU FAG

LVL 60 ELEMENTAL MAGE
>>
Anyone know what happened to Vagabond Hamilton?
>>
>>596004108
Ahahah does it help I'm not the one you originally asked
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>>596004853
>jpop
thats still a thing?
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>>596004685
I have so not kept up with kpop.
My loss I guess.
>>596004804
Look, fag, you're posting on 4chan. there is no high-horse here. I hope you enjoy your imageboard for esoteric Mongolian flip-books.
>>
>>596004928
maybe, so where are you from then?
>>
>>596005038
Takapuna
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>>596004978
i presume so the songs at the start are usally popy
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wanna go to India for free???

go to papatoetoe
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>>596005118
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>tfw mildly attracted to Indian girls
>>
>>596005081
do you have car
>>
>>596005038
Idk who the papakura guy is. I'll make a throwaway if you wanna wait a min
>>
>>596005227
nah got a bike
>>
>>596005000
this is the first ive been on /b/ in 5 years. i usually lurk on /mu/ or maybe /trv/. but congrats on your magic cards and your firetruck hobby dude, thats really cool. in terms of coolest people in this thread you are amongst the top 1%
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Everyone has returned home :^).
It only continues to get better.
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>all that gaypop
lol based gay me

this week's been shit

literally no female releases
>>
>>596005185
>yfw you could get an indian girl solely on the fact indian guys smell like beef vindaloo and lynx
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>>596005118
Man I reckon tan lines look strange. I much prefer my women to be milky and pale to show that they don't work in the fields like peasants.
>>596005350
Lol thanks. Coolest dude on a /b/ thread. Highest honour, up there with an OBE.
>>
have u ever scratched ur butt and picked poo poo
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>tfw coolest poster ITT
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>>595988015
Sup /b/ro, Im in Sandy too! If youre from germany and just got here today, youre staying in my house
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>>596005271
yes, if you are the guy that is getting drunk on monday
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>>596005571
[email protected]
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>tfw cutest poster ITT
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>>596005571
[email protected]
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>>596005549
u don't know mee
>>
>>596005424
i wish i could find you and punch you like a christchurch skinhead.
>>
>>596005453
I hate tanlines too. No idea why I just dont like contrast unless its hair or nipples.
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>>596005380
Holy shit we have a trifecta
>>
i like my nipples burnt, 11.59pm black
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>>596005553
Jack?
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>>596005710
i am kool personified

>>596005742
how about you add me and tell me how based my taste is instead?
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tfw i wanna fucking kill a chikin
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>>596005851
>tfw I always knew someone cared.
>>
>>596005688
>[email protected]
no work?
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>>596005878
nope, guess again. But I'll look out for someone called Jack in sandringham
>>
my butt
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>>596005571
Also I'm sorry for all the confusion and that annoying twat hijacking replies. I'll clarify shit on the 2qt email
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>>596005878
Yea im Jack
Sup from auckland
>>
8:::::::::::::::D
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>>596005448
>implying beef vindaloo doesn't smell great.

If those indians know one thing it's food.
>>
>>596005946
Implying our yarns aren't the best

Also is it weird that I can recognize you but you don't really know who I am
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Fucking Neutral Milk Hotel. Has anyone listened to that goddamn album?
>>
why do guys in nelson/blenheim area have big dicks? I feel bad for people who live outside my area
>>
>>596006214
Well theres 3 possibles. I know there was strategy trap. The others I have no clue about anything. But thats half the fun having friends I know nothing about.
>>
>>596006338
have you ever taken photos of the firefighters?
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>>596006338
Yeah. It's as annoying as you'd think
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>>596006338
what is the ITAOTS of kpop?
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>>596006460
>mfw strategy trap
I like it
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>>596006476
Firefighters are gay as fuck.
>>596006518
I think you're the authority on this matter, buddy.
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>300 soon
>no one makes a thread
>404s
i don't like this

I LOVE IT
>>
where the fuck are the traps in christchurch
>>
this is the best albums NZ has produced. you should be proud you guys.
>>
>>596006618
Did I make the guess then? if so Id reward with jelly bean but I accidentally received spiced ones.
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>596005926
link pls
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>>596006071
did you get my email?
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>>596006733
As if Wing isnt best artist ever.
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>>596006518
the first SNSD album
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>>596006744
You did hah. What in the front flipping fuck is a spiced jelly bean
>>
>>596006733
>No micheal murfy,
its like your australian
>>
>>596006733
when the fuck did paul holmes do an album and why don't i have it
>>
>>596006733
based Lummis

>>596006782
http://www.last.fm/user/muSSYK
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