I get on here every so often and see you guys. I wonder, why

>>595911066
My head doesnt look like an Easter island statue

>I win.

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Here's some advice for all to clarify what I meant when I say Tyler
Akackbar shit: I'm wet as dog so I created an after breakfast mint
(yes its lame but keep feltching) I bought all black trash bags and
a black leather
butplug. I set up a egg timer on a new stove I came up with, something
rancid but it has to be fertilized and also no smegma bullshit. My bio
"No fat niggers, ugly niggers don't bother" with some pics of me
jerking off into the bottle and smoking salvia. Hit up girls saying
distinct slut like how you wana fencepost their face, girls love it
if you
pay for it. This lets you build a car dealrship by fucking lawn
furniture
and septic tank cleaning the female mind via totally anal abuse.
Expect to get
hogtied sometimes. Learn from your butcher and when you're ready,
wipe it off and use everything you abused in your real bathroom.

>>595911451
Excuse me?

Awww I'm so glad Tumblr could join us, here is some cream for your ass you butthurt triggered cunt

>>595911742
Why would you insult tumblr?

OP walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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>>595911451
Fuckin kek

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>>595911451
God damn you

>>595912060
Are you kidding me? I am in the Reserves you realize this right?

>>595911451
Rekt

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>>595911451
me again
>>595911066

evidently there isnt much room up there for a brain so this is what i mean...

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>I had a dream once that I was in a school for whatever reason.
>I was going to each classroom door and I'd peak in.
>I don't remember why I was doing this, but somehow along my journey I encountered Bill Cosby.
>He didn't see me that I could tell but he was sputtering his gibberish language.
>He was riding a rascal or small scooter through the halls.
>It's odd now that I think about it, but was normal in the dream to me.
>Something in my mind told me to get the hell away from him.
>I began darting through the hallways and he was always on my path on his damned scooter.
>I couldn't see him and he couldn't see me, but I knew he was there because his scooter kept making a 'meep meep meep meep' sound when it moved.
>Running out of places to run, I darted into a classroom and ducked behind a small wall in the room.
>I could hear his scooter nearing me.
>"Meep meep meep meep"
>It got closer to me.
>"Meep meep meeeep meeeeeep" the meep sounds growing longer as the scooter slowed, right around the corner from me.
>One last "meeeeeeeeep" and I could see the front wheel of this damned scooter with this possessed Bill Cosby who spoke in tongues.
>This was when I decided to take action.
>I sprung out from behind the wall and I believe I yelled "Pudding pops!" while waving my hands at him like a crazy person!
>Then I woke up. Confused.

>>595912407
Fuckin kek
>sides are in orbit

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>>595911066
Super serial response as mental health/neuroscience undergrad:
You may be displaying schizotypal symptoms, but the chances of you having legitimate schizophrenia PLUS hallucinations are slim to none, especially with positive and negative symptoms that are typical of schizo. Also, your thoughts are too coherent if you aren't on medication to be diagnosed. It sounds like you may have a form of auditory hallucinations and/or mild paranoia. That's about it though.

>>595912407
You realize you have to be smart to be in the reserves right?
.recked

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>>595912735