Lets have a milf thread /b/.

Bamp

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Stories welcome if anybody has them. Will share mine if thread gets enough attention.

>>595885617
Pls share

bump for interest

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>>595885748
All in due time my friend.

>>595885412
What's her name

>>595886733

That's Meg.

>>595885412
Bumpy for more of that hot momma, also name if u have it

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>>595887175
>>595886733
No nam but I have a few more of her.

>>595887703
That works, thanks

>>595887175
>>595887703

It's still Meg.

good thread

>>595885745
sauce sauce or name please

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>>595887840

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moore of her

>>595888455
Good god more

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>>595888455
wow

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my mother's legs and ass

>>595885745
sauce plz

Sorry to be a newfag but, what is the difference between milf and a cougar?

>>595885745
Sauce pwease

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queen of mils

>behold fuyckers

>>595889698
cougar is just old
milf has kids

10/10 troll

>>595889698

A cougar actively pursues younger men.

>>595889698
A milf is a mom. A cougar doesnt necessarily have to have kids. Same shit, nobody says cougar anymore.

Only have 2 good MILF stories, which are not that good by /b/ standards cause most stories are fake...

>>poker at friends house
>>fitness trainer mom drinking with the ladies
>>I'm in basketball shorts, her right silver dress
>>poker game ends, bye everybody!
>>Milf drunkenly gives me hug, have chub from how hot she is in her right dress
>>her leg is pressed in between my legs
>>every inch of my dick, base to head, is plastered onto her thigh
>>she hold this hug for a solid 5 seconds, rocking side to side

Second story...
>>work security at lounge in STL
>>drunk married couple, mid 30s, goes to leave
>>wife starts flirting, turns ass towards me
>>backs up slowly and pushes into me
>>starts grinding on my cock
>>husband laughs and high fives me
>>could have been involved in a cuckold had I tired

>>595889698
cougars are single and typically much more older, milfs are basically moms and technically a 25 yr old or even 18 yr old with a child can be a milf but its usually implied that their older

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>>595889999
so much win here

used to go through MILFS like a... well, a mother fucker after i finished uni. last one was boxing day evening, went back to hers, fucked on her sofa for like, 4 hours, was amazing... eventually decided to leave at like, 7am just as 2/3 of her kids started coming downstairs. interacted with them briefly and realized how messed up that was... never had a milf since. found a £2 coin on my 45 minute walk home after. cash shit.

>>595885412
She's gorgeous

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>>595889999
heres to you anon

>>595889999
no quads deserves to go unchecked!

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>>595889999
>dat get

>>595889955
Triple dubs followed by
>>595889999
QUADS

>>595885745
moar like this

>>595889673

More of her.

>>595886238
sauce??

>>595891773
sweet!

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When I was 12, I played basketball with my school team. One night after a game finished, a couple of us were dropped off one by one by one of the female teachers. She was late 20's, looked cute as fuck, kinda like Linda Blair (pic related). I asked her to stop the car. I grabbed her by the back of the hair and pulled my cock out. I said "listen very carefully, you're going to suck my dick and then we're going into the back seat to fuck. If you don't I'll find the nearest cop and tell him that you sexually assaulted me. You're life will be ruined and your career as a teacher over not to mention criminal charges. This is going to be a regular thing and, if not, I'll go to the cops."

I then kissed her, told her to open her shirt at which point I started squeezing her tits and nipples.I then slid my hand down between her thighs and at first she resisted. I told her to open her legs and started rubbing/fingering her twat which started to get wet. I took her hand and placed it on my shaft so that she could stroke it. I then pushed her head down towards my lap and she started licking the tip before sliding it all in her mouth.

She blew me for several minutes before we retreated to the backseat where I ripped her nylon stockings and panties open. I licked her pussy for ten minutes, gently squeezing my fingers into her tight wet snatch while swirling my tongue around her clit until she creamed.

I slide the tip in and she gasped at how big I was for 12 years old. I put the rest into her and she moaned. I worked slowly and built up a steady rhythm, doing as many positions as possible in the confines of her cars back seat.

By the end she was screaming at the top of her lungs as I shot my massive load inside of her as her vaginal walls clenched and pulsated, draining every last drop out of my balls.

what are the basics when it comes to picking up a milf?

>>595886095
still better than most in thread
fake milk

>>595885617
Holy fuck moar?

>>595891987
doubt it

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>>595891987

>When i was 12..
>Implying you are not 12 anymore
>good joke

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>>595891987
Afterwards we held each other in silence until she confessed that it was the best fuck she's ever had and that most men last 10-15 minutes nevermind that no one had ever made her climax by eating her out. I asked her if she would like for this to be a regular thing? She said "yes, as often as possible" before gently kissing me for a while as we held each other.

Afterwards, she dropped me off before giving me a goodnight kiss and her phone number. We swore to not do anything at school and a few nights a week, and every weekend, I'd go over to her apartment where we'd fuck our brains out.

This lasted until I finished Grade school and started seeing my French teacher. She was younger and hotter and loved to swallow my cum. I broke it on with my former flame and she OD'd on sleeping pills the next week.

I went to her funeral and saw her cold lifeless body lying there. I was worried that I'd feel sympathy for this being but seeing her like that only reminded me what ridiculous beings women are. To destroy herself over emotional attachment and biological needs. I was overcome with relief that she hadn't left a suicide note or anything incriminating me. I went to the bathroom and rubbed one out before placing my semen upon her lips for the last time.

After the service, I hooked up with my new fucktoy from high school and continued to drill that one until graduation, at which point I kicked her to the curb. http://youtu.be/cuTmyIOQIhw

>>595885745
sauce you fucking twats

>>595885745
Can't fap to this. Looks too much like my mother.

>>595888805
YES

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>>595894457

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>>595893898

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>>595885412

milf? thats a dilf, massive tuck

why are you attracted to old women?

>>595886238
SAUCE!!!

>>595894763
Its not, you fucking retard.

>>595891987
You're a male, she's a female, bullshit detected.

I'd like to know how to approach a cougar and make it far enough. Anyone gonna help me?

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>>595894579

>>595886238
>>595891817
>>595895215


01296B8

not complete tho

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>>595895235

sorry newfriend i dint realize that was your dad..

>>595895370
major bs detected

>>595896196

the webm part is not even there. . .

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>>595896226
>newfriend
Go back to 9gag, kiddo.

>>595896226
how bored are you?

>>595895761
keep them coming bro! shes a hot one

>>595885412
I'd rather have a dilf thread.

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>>595896607
wth are you going at ?

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>>595896668

>>595896820
the tits are rockin and shes pretty too

>>595896559
There you go...
http://www.xvideos.com/video5830181/czech_-_alena
Are you happy?? Couldn't you just search it by yourself?

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>>595896820

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tfw smoking weed with 34year old "milf", well she doesnt have kids and shes so petite ~80 pounds

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>>595896226

o o ok

>>595896974
Karen Anne Rudd

>>595897067
I would sniff and kiss this woman's asshole

>>595897247
been trying to get nudes forever

To the question of difference between MILF/cougar, how can you all be so fucking retarded?

A Milf is just a generally accepted term for a desierable older woman, whereas a cougar actively pursues younger men...

>>595888805
sauceeeeeeeeeee

>>595897211
Good stuff

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>>595897247

>>595885412
Where's all the milk?

>>595897157

oh, no nudes, bummer. yea that would def be worth seeing

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>>595896607

>being this new

>>595897689
FB profile only accepts women, thought she was fake, but google search shows nothing....help /b/!

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>>595892552

>>595897732
how beautiful...

>draws cannon

>>595897568
thx. more if fuckable.

>>595897021
tried to video search it but could not find it, just came bunch of random shit up, did it wrong obviously, but thnx a bunch dude.

>>595897921
>>595894753
don't you just love it when the jr hi's parents are out and the young idiots get on here and show just how stupid they are?

>>595889698
Cougar is a chick who likes young guys, she prob dont ave kids or she may, so she she could b a cougar milf, but basically milf is mom i like to fuck, cougar wants to fuck u, id rather a cougar anyday.

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Some OC would be nice.

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>>595885412

ITT: tards that like, rekt childbirth vaginas, saggy tits, stretch mark stomachs & old ass skin

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My own Milf

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>>595898655

>>595898152
>would love to see moar!! i'd be all over it

>>595898419
>fisher price my first troll post

>>595893872
The palms in vegas, heavy milf game

>>595898419
b8 harder

>>595898680
bring it on man

>>595898733
oh my!

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>>595898680
Lmao not something one should ever happily admit. Even on an anonymous image board.

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>>595898733

>>595899262
yes!

>>595898256
Sorry if I offended you and your mother.
I was just expressing my disgust.

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>>595899262

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>>595898739

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>>595898823

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>>595898740
>>595898761

>says something thats different from me
>must be troll

nope just disgusted by women who, after menopause, get a second wind & think they still have it.

>>595889294
Sauce?

>>595899562
nudes? name?

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>>595899562

>>595885931
moar plz

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>>595899749

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>>595899884

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>>595900035

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>>595900198

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>>595900273

>>595899596
nice!

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>>595900367

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>>595891987
Here ya go

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>>595900035

>>595900367
thank u!!

>>595899668
still looking if you have more

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>>595900511

>>595900519
np

>>595900656
another favorite

>>595891817q
>>>595886238
>sauce??

http://m.getsex.me/3lr3/play/czech+streets+80/480p/

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>>595900406
cool screenshots from vids

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>>595900662
>>595900511

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>>595899668
>>595898680
More of this tasty plumper pls

>>595900656
NO.
I've had enough of this bitch in milf threads.
I would seriously rather look at anon's swamp ape posted above than this lvl 55 lich again.

>>595900743
any chance i can get a name on this? even if its just a first.

>>595888805
moarrrrrrrrr

>>595900998
>lvl 55 lich

kek

>>595900998
lol. true, she has been around alot the past week

>>595898680
>>595899668
MOARR

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>>595901031
Call her mom

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>>595897622

>>595901273
shes a lvl 55 palidin. didnt u know?

>>595901343
she looks like shes younger then me...so that might not do it for me

>>595897413
looks like that guys wife without head cropped out that used to post all the time. moar?

>>595885617
Some video or name of this one please

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>>595901729
Call her daughter

>>595901423
wb

>>595885617
>be me
>30
>living with mom
>neighbor is mom's age
>she old but her body is 10/10
>huge perky tits
>big round tight ass
>long legs
>I take her some cookies as a gift
>Flirt with her
>She sneaks me into her home at night
>While 13 yr old daughter sleeping
>Milf sucked my dick and fucked her
>Had FWB setup with her for 6 months
>She moved
>Fucking a 60 yr old woman was great
>Her body was amazing

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>>595890767

>>595886652
go you young kids take the skinny ones, I'll take the whale... YARRRR

>>595900938
any full size pics?

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>>595901052
OOOOOHH MY EYES

>>595900948
shut the fuck up fagoot it's time for THE GAME!!!

> fuk bitches play football

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>>595901423

>>595902380
these from a fb then i take it?

>>595902749
yes

>>595902113
older chicks rock man. in my late 20s i dated this chick and she lived w her mom. the mom was late 50s, and this woman was constantly flirting with me. one night when my girl was sleeping upstairs her mom and i were hanging out talking ,having a couple beers and b4 i knew it her tits were out and my cock was in her mouth. yea..that was fun.

>>595902380
i like this woman

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>>595902380

>>595903488
me too

>>595903577
ok man. im holding you responible for getting the nudes. go make it happen =)

can we have some mummy tummy?

>>595903754
I have a young female fb profile and a MILF profile I am working on her no response yet

>>595903459
bro, my best friends mom was hitting on me all night during a party, the next day we woke up and she invited me over to her house to fuck. i was like, "sorry, i can't do that to my friend" (because I wouldn't want my friends fucking my mom, damnit!)

I regret not fucking her though. She actually told me over the phone she would suck my cock so good I would never want her to stop.

If you ever get a chance to fuck an old woman, take it. take it.

>>595885971
Sauce of this set!!!!

>>595904010
I fucked my ex gf's mom. She is always acting so nice and professional, but while I fucked her she turned into such a slut with a dirty mouth.

That's when I realized older women are still just girls in older bodies, but they're still the same. They love the cock getting rammed hard in their pussy like a teenager.

gotta say, it was a pretty stressful day at work the next day, wondering if i was gonna come home to some craziness and my ex w a shotgun...but fuck it it was totally worth it.

>>595904660
nah, something that's decent to look at. smooth and round, but not preggers.

>>595903459
the really fucked up thing is i KNOW i could of worked that into a 3way, had the relationship lasted. both the daughter and mom were super fucked up and im sure i coulda worked it out.

>>595902193
nice. Looks fun