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My best friends girlfriend 7 decides what I say

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My best friends girlfriend 7 decides what I say
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I'm a nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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There's something I've always wanted to tell you, but just could never figure out how.
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Um I found the picture of you naked on (your friends names)phone and he sent it to me. Damn your sexy as fuck can't get you outta my head.
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>>595866257
Wish her a good day then leave her alone.
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>>595866257
Hey we need to talk
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I see you walkin down the street, with those sway blue eyes.
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Ditch that pussy for a real nigga
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This is really fucked up but its about your man
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I have the urge to fuck you hard!
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>>595866459
Rolling
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I sucked your bf dick
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>>595866257
I think I'm in love with you.
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>>595866257
You first op
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I know something about the daughter of your mother that isn't your sister.
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>>595866257
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I really dont think its fair to you. Your boyfriend and I... we're more than friends.
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[insert best friends name here] is cheating on you with the slut from starbucks

just thought id tell you
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>>595866535
rolling
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You trying to find out what a real dick feels like?
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I'm in love with you and wanted to fuck you since the day we met
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there's something i need to let you know..
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pussy paaa
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i wanna fuck you like an animal
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>>595866257
I want to put a finger or two in you
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I'm a disgusting human being, my cock gets hard whenever i see you and 'Insert best friends name here' together, i just wanna be your little cuck bitch.
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You don't know how bad I want to put my dick inside you!
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>>595866580
re-roll
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>>595866627
winrar
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>>595866627
Winrar!
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>>595866627
Fucking boring. I hate you.
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>>595866627
Winrar
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Your boyfreind and I have been having an emotional relationship. It will turn physical as soon as you're out of the picture
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>>595866637
>>595866627
either of these
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anon....this is a baddddd badd idea.
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I'm on the tail end of a 30 hour beat off marathon and need some help. Please halp.
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Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a Nerf N-strike gun. I was wondering if you wanted to come play with it with me.
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>>595866627
winrar
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>>595866627
this
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>>595866627
>>595866257
Do it
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>>595866627
winnar
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Im going to San Fran Cisco
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I have terminal cancer. Will die in 2-3 months. Have not told anyone. My dream is to see you naked. Can you make this happen for me. Won't tell anyone obviously
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quints?
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9 decides
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Your boyfriend has a very flat ass.
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>>595866691
Fuck you too anon
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>>595866627
Winner!
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>>595866627
GAME.FUCKING.OVER.
probably should prepare to lose your best friend
unless hes sitting next to you watching
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>>595866773
And I wanna eat whatever comes out of your butthole :3
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You down to deep throat this dick or not
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Can I show you my cock, do you want a photo?
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>>595866773
I'm drowning in the pussy so let me swim to your butt
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She's mad
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Jk, i actually just wanted you to come over here, cuz i got a bunch of new Yu-gi-oh cards and need someone to play against.
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>>595866819
Faggot.
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>>595866819
winrar?
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>>595866773
I dont want to date you or anything weird like that.. I just want that sweet ass on my face
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Send dik pic, faggot
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>>595866565
reroll
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Wait for reply first OP
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>>595866773
>>595866819
Wait for her to respond first
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>>595866949
Winrar lmao
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I can only cum to the thought of you licking my nuts while I choke on your wet panties
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>>595866819
Winrar
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>>595866949
booom
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>>595866773
Your boyfriend knows, but he's not being very clear on what he's going to do.
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>>595866918
rerolling for this.
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>>595866949

winrar!
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>>595866917
lol is that other guy your bestfirend? lol
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>>595866949
7zip
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>>595866917
Wait... Your name is Bernardo? FUCKING BERNARDO?
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>>595866917
>Bernardo
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>>595866819
faggot

rolling for

sending her this
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Bitch love ain't nothing but a word, I can make that pussy pop like bubble gum
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>>595867065
Top kek
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I promise I have a bigger dick
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What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.
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>>595867070
kek
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>>595866773
Don't tell your boyfriend though he would be mad. What do you say :P
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Ayyy lmao
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>>595866972
reroll
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>>595867084
This
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>>595867084
Nice boner m8
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>>595866917
> bernerdero
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>>595867099
winrar
>>595867084
send that hog
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> taylor lee
> bernardo
That's enough to find his shit
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>>595867163
LOL that worked out well anon.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?

I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.

Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>595866565
rolling for this
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>>595867084
I vote for this
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>>595867163
Let me eat the poop from your butt
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>>595866773
Bernardo ain't got this dick tho, yafeelme?
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>>595867163
taylor pls
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>>595867163
Do you like the chase or something? I know you want this in your life
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>>595867163
will you just send me one picture of yourself? please? he'll never know. i promise
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>>595867295
get
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>>595867084
rr
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>>595867132
Reroll for this
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What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nigga. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nigga. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nigga.
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>>595866720
this
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>>595867163
Je veux juste ce petit cul sur moun visage
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>>595867163
Please, I'd do anything, literally. I'd kill a man to taste your asshole.
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>>595867367
WINWAR
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Ok, so it'll have tobe the hard way then... I'mma fucking rape that pussy of yours until you can't feel any pleasure anymore fucking bitch
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54 decides
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>>595867163
ledge kek m8. top top.
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>>595867295
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>>595867400
this
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Wait! Don't you want to compare?
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>>595867419
fuckingtypos.jpeg
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Op??
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>>595867506

I am coming over to rape you.

54 obligatory get
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Yeah cock blocking me, take this cock girl you know you need it in your mouth
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Blocked
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>>595867506
OP you the man.
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>>595867400
reroll
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>>595867506
kek
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>>595867506
the rumble of my tum tum means papa needs a snack
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>>595867506
How about I block your asshole with my dick?
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Lmao, I'd beat your ass if I were you "best friend"
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>>595866720
Roll
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>>595867506
Send this convo to your best friend.
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>>595867506
Call the other guy a nigger.
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>>595867506
nice b0ss
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>>595867665
gj you just lost your best friend
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>>595867665
kek
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>>595867400
reroll
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Any whiteknights or psychos? Taylor Lee's on facebook
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Better start screens hotting this shit so you don't cop a heymaker to the dick for this from your mate
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>>595867665
QUIK SAY
I WILL RAPE YOUI AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, ESPECIALLY YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHA
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>>595867777
quad is god you should be mod
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>>595867777
FUCK I NEVER ROLLED DUBS AND NOW I ROLL QUADS
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>>595867741
Rolling for this
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>>595867711
Reroll
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You're a bigger let down than the Hindenburg.
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>>595867777
>>595867766
>>595867711

check
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>>595867777
Jesus.
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>>595867665
GG OP
Good shit
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>>595867777
Nice quads
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>>595867665
Today OP was not a faggot.
I hope you didnt like your friend too much because you can say goodbye.
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>>595867912
best day of my life
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My best friend
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>>595867711
Topkek.
Also, double checkd
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What if i kill my friend aka your boyfriend do you want to fuck me then?
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>>595867777
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>>595868100
lel
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>>595868100
shut up nigger i do what i want.
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>>595868100
send him that dick pic
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>>595868100
cause your a nigger
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>>595866627
WINRAR
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>>595868100
Delani Smith and Taylor Lee on Facebook. Let's have fun!
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>>595868100
6 decides for best friend
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>>595868100
Sounds like a cool dude who values the friendship more than some girl
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>>595868100
"I'm actually trying to fuck you, I just wanted your GF to let you see my cock, bro"
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>>595868100
best friend with a nigger?
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>>595868100
tell him you're a faggot
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>>595868234
>>595868205
roll
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>>595868100
Quit stealing our white womenz
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that ended pretty quickly
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>>595868100

>>595866758 they were telling me what to send
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>>595868275
kek
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>>595868275
Yup that's me
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>>595868275
I'll be damned.
Excellent job, anon.
OP, you look exactly like the kind of faggots I hate the most
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>>595867711
roll
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>>595866917
>bernardough
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>>595868275
>forever rekt
OP you should just run
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I like where this thread is going
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>>595866917
Bernardo!
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>>595868275
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>>595868387
you obviously don't know what's coming on to you
>that's what she said
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fb.com/twix.derressei
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would you have a 3 way with me
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>>595868670
Fuck yea
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Lol OP. Good job on delivering but fuck, you sure look like a fuckin faggot.
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>>595868798
>lol
>newfag detected
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I feel something nasty brewing for Bernardo
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>>595866917
>banderas
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>>595868889
so close to quads
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>>595868703
holy shit, you're late.
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>>595868275
lol at you OP you magnificent faggot
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>>595868889
Failed quads failed to spoke the truth
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Op here, nice bait m8
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do someone else of her friends and yours
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>>595868275
My god what a faggot you are
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PrettiBoiyy Bernardopapi Babi (bernardo) OP
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Op here
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>>595869605
Why are you such a fag, OP?
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Op again
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>>595869605
OP, I seriously hope this is satire, for your sake.
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>>595868100
/twix.derressei
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Op loves you all
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>>595869605
Holy shit, OP is such a faggot.
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>>595869605
>>595869911
Holy fucking shit lets fuck him up
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>>595870089
Biggest fag I've ever come across in my time on /b/
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>>595869605

YOOOOO
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>>595869605
Jesus christ..
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>>595870089
Fucking poser. Shit.
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Posting in a cringe thread
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>>595869605
>>595869911
>>595870089
Someone find his address. Not even kidding.
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>>595870746
You're already in the cringe thread, this is a new type of thread where you experience the cringe first-hand. It's like 4D cringe.
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This thread went places nobody expected
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Hi
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>>595871030
kek
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>>595869605
Fucking Mexican brown shit stain
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>>595871134
jej

be afraid op
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>>595871134
You dun goofed
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>>595871134
...we already know it's you..
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>>595871134
Look son. A faggot.
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>>595871134
stop acting proud. We don't need timestamp you giga-faggot. This isn't a thing to take pride in, what you're doing right now. You should probably an hero while you can. I'm disgusted by your behavior today Bernardo, now fuck off
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>>595868100
if you cant fuck the girlfriend fuck your best friend
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>>595871134
All hail cringelord
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>>595871134
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>>595871066
this
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No wonder the girl didn't want to fuck him. Damn.
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Regardless of how gay OP looks, he delivered, so that's all that matters.
G'day my good sir.
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