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I'm in Lendava, Slovenia, I don't know the language,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm in Lendava, Slovenia, I don't know the language, any faggots in here? I have like 5euro and I'm hungry as hell.
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Holy shit that looks like West Virginia
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>>595844142
What the fuck are you doing here?
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What are you doing there in the first place?
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dude thats my country
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>>595844369
Long story, I'm with my father but he had to go to Zagreb and I lost my passport
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LIDL in Slovenia???
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>>595844746
Yes, lidl is in the whole Europe...I think...
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>>595844705
You dun goofed
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>>595844746
LIDL is actually very common in Slovenia
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>>595844705
Well I don't know lendava, but I agree with >>595844991


>>595844746
They are pretty common, they came about 10 years ago, same time hofer did.
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>>595844142
get in that lidl and buy like 20 days worth of food for 5€
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slovenia is a pretty nice country, lots of people know english i think, went there on vacation once.
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>>595844705
Where are you from, where do you need to go?
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>>595844142
depresing town, depressing country, why u there?
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>>595845190
agree
slovenia sucks balls as a country
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>>595844991
Yes, I fuckin do.
I don't know what to do, Probably I will have to stay in here until tomorrow morning because fuckin Sunday.
I've just got a text from my father, he said that it's not good...
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>>595845155
>On Sunday
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Welcome to Slovenia!
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>>595845314
the lidl near me is open on sundays until like 6pm
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Welcome to Slovenia /b/ro. Even though it is my mother land it is still an asshole of europe.
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>>595845272
Go find a local police station. They usually understand a bit of english. Plus they are usually pretty nice and get you a coffee or something like that.
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>>595845155
>"niediela", fuckin "niediela"
I'm freezing BTW.
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>>595845474
očitno nisi iz slovenije
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You can eat a hand-full of dicks
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>>595845395
Slovenia is nice country but has the shitiest politics in the world... people are great thou
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how do you lose a passport OP you fucking retard

enjoy getting kidnapped and all your organs stolen

>Capcha: Rapear

welp you dun goofed
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at least youre not in slovakia
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>>595845474
Man I lost my passport, and it was probably expired anyway, so basically I'm probably illegal in here, I don't know
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>>595845545
Sorry I don't speak rice crispys
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if you were in my town (Ptuj) I would make you a cup of coffe. Come on, give this man a hand, fellow brothers.
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>>595845182
From Poland, and I want to go back.
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>>595845718
Thanks man
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On the flip side OP, you are in the most civilized slavic country
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>>595845675
Well there is your answer.
>Go to police station
>Get arrested because you are not allowed to be here
>Get kicked out of the country

>Profit. You just managed to get out of this country.
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>>595845786
Idź na Policję i niech ci pomogą kurwa jełopie.
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>>595845852
LOL !
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>>595845718
Zgleja nas je kar neke s Ptuja
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>>595845852
Well thats true
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>>595845786
do this
>>595845870
also why woulld you need a passport? eu remember?
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>>595846061

in the EU you need a fucking passport in your own country or you can get fined...
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>>595846006
Čuj te, jast sn s maribora
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>>595846132
>my sides
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Jap kar nekaj nas je hhaha. Gremo tipu v lendavo sendvič nest :)
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>>595846006
>>595846184
ejga a kj pohate na tm gor na pohorju?
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>>595846061
Well, you're right, but I'm not sure that I will cause any problems to my father, so I will wait and see if he can go back until night
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post full story for full help
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>>595846298
Dejte res kurci vi k ste mal bližji, js sm iz ljubljane pa nimam auta, jebo ga da bi ga šou iskat če bi ga meu
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evo ga poljaka, sam da nebo sunu komu avto

anyway op, go to a bar, drink a cockta, have some burek or kremšnita. it wont get better in lendava, sucks ass like the rest
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>>595846679
Low battery, too long story, basically my father is a truck driver and he took me for a trip because of my 18th birthday (a week ago).
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>>595846754
kva lažeš
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>>595846384
all you need in eu is an identification proof of some sort. if you don't have passport, you must have at least identity card. withouth it you're fucked in your home country too. but if you have it, you are free to travel in any schengen country. so stop bitching, you have a car.
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>>595844142
Go to pub and have a beer and eat something. Don't you have more money?
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>>595846983
I have a school id. And I don't have a car, my dad took it.
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>>595846891
A teb ga mal sneži zdle al kaj?
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>>595847131
I have like a half of polish zloty, mineral water, juice and two chocolate bars.
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>>595847161
oh sorry, im high, i thought you have it. school id is not good enough. stay in thread, surely someone will have spare time to help you
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Just started to raining.
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-"but honey, it´s winter and he is still our son!"
-"damnit woman, he is 18 now, i lived on my own for 3 years already at that age. he is old enough to take care of himself"
-"do you want to kick him out?"
-"no, just takin for a ride..."

and thats how op
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fuck man you are to far away. C'mon prekmurci help the poor fucker
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>>595847518
Laughed my ass, that was good :-D
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Find a gas station man. Slovenian gas station workers are kind and will help you. Slovenians are good people just ask for help dude
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>>595847923
Okay, and what I will tell him? "can I stay here for the night"?
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>>595848054
Tell them you don't like SDS and you have pretty much won.
Or go to a church, perhaps they still give shelter to dumbasses who get lost
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>>595848054
go to the next police station, anon. use google translator for telling them what you want and that you lost your passport. They'll help you and give you shelter for the night.
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you need to learn how to squat like the locals do. It is only then that you will be accepted
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>>595848274
You can use Slofags here for a better translation
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>>595848054
dude wtf what kind of dad do you have? going to zagreb to fuck bitches, leaving son alone in the middle of horseshit? he should come and get you or at least give you some moniez, does he expect you to "just survive" while its freezing cold? wtf?
op is beta as fuck and not even realizing it
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Go to local police station. If they don't speak English they will have access to interpreter services. explain that you have lost your passport and you need to contact your consulate. You won't starve there and your countries consular will be able to help you. Remember, that's why we have consulates for this type of faggotry.
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Okay, I will go get some help, I'm on Wi-Fi because data roaming is fuckin expensive, so I will be offline. Stay tuned, I will write in here when I get Wi-Fi next time.
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>>595846132
Passport doesnt equal id you nigger
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>>595848634
Well there is a slight problem, he's in Lendava and the embassy is in Ljubljana, some very unhappy cop will probably take him there tho, or at least find you a transport.
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>>595844142
Dude, the girls in Lendava are hot and usually pretty easy, so there is that option if Op's a looker.
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zagreb lendava is not even 2 hours according to maps, still father says "it doesent look good" tho he has a passport.

apparentely your dad just kicked you out, sorry man. what a nice birthday trip.
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>>595848634
pretty much this. unlike people everywhere like to think, authorities are there to help you.
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>>595846132
nice joke faggot
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>>595849014
he's a EU citizen so I doubt there will be any problems with getting him back home
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>>595849014
nah bro, in slovenia you pay 500EUR for not having a passport. and they are assholes, so even if he will make a complaint that he lost it, they will still go udba on his ass
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>>595849311
>čefur
if you act normal and go to the police because you need their help, they will help you.
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>>595849741
i doubt it.
still, the big question is what kind of an asshole dad leaves his kid in the wild, with 5 euros in his pocket.
oh, and 2 candybars of course
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If he was stranded against his will, they can wave the fee. Fact of the matter, the fag is stranded. Better to get some help from the cops and get home than to put down roots in Slovenia. Let's face it this kid isn't the brightest bulb in the box, he's asking /b/ for help.
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Yeah, on second thought, get the fuck out of Slovenia as fast as you can. It's a corrupt and racist little shitbit between some pretty decent countries. Go north.
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>>595845852
tru da
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OP you nigger are you still here?
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>>595851318
Reporting in from the gas station.
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>>595849311
čefur zabit, 20€ je kazen
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Well OP, there is a synagogue in Lendava
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>>595848722
adventure continues...
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>>595844142
Go to a random person and give him 5€ and say: is volish kuhrba yedna
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>>595852058
>>595852058
sweet lord leave now
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>>595852286
op how lookks? anything new? you got robbed already?
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>>595852412
that should do the trick OP
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>>595846301
ne bol na koroskem. tule je zmeri dagaaaaaa
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>>595851698
ce si drzavljan pa nimas identifikacije
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>>595852412
bemo boga
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kje si op? so te odnesli mađari s starim železom?
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>>595844951

Such a god tier store
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kje siiiii OOOOOPPPPPP
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I'm just standing in there. Dad called me and said that he's waiting for someone to unload his truck and he's worried as shieeet and told me to go get some beer and just wait.
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>>595853763
Je že crknu baraba
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>>595853937
go inside and tell the cashier a joke. he is probably a student-..
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dont let this thread die
if the thread dies, OP dies
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Slovenia has one of the best levels of English proficiency in southern Europe. Just ask a cop or someone for help.
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>>595853937
go get a beer and wait
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>>595854831
he has to spend a night in slovenia, that's like a week in hell
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>>595853937
couchsurfing: lendava
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>>595854761
Cops, in my experience, speak jack shit English.

Slovenians are known for their relative lack of accent while speaking English, you can easily tell a Russian or a Serb from a native speaker, not always so with Slovenes.
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>>595844142
u pitchu materiu - I want food
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>>595844290
i thought that until i saw the Lidl
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>>595855217
say free janez jansha. he is hero :'-(
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Just start yelling Prekmurje Republika and you will be treated as a god with our local vine and women.
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apology for poor english

when were you when janez janšev dies

i was sat at home reading Premiki when miha ring

'janez is kill'

'no'

and you?????????????
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KJE STE SLOVENCI?
JEL VAS IMA?
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OP ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
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ljubljana reporting

slovenia is life slovenia is love
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>>595856394
PLEASE GO HOME
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>>595846132

Bullshit, you just need any form of photo ID.
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>>595856394
KJ SI TI REKU O MENI KURBICA MALA*
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Here OP have some Slofag music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7gFNaGYEs8
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>>595856088

i was drink potato juice with jaroslav
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OP take a peace sign picture of Lendava, to prove your authenticity.
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a ma kdo kaj domace za prodat?
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>>595856932
pejd po opja
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>>595847359
I could not hold my laugh back, that made me lul
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>>595857023
dej ce sn s koroske kje se mi lubi
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>>595856863
More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuiBoAWfSJE
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>>595857149
a taki ste vi korošci, vas baš boli za ljudi
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how many pollocks does it take to get lost is slovenia?
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>>595844142
pedri eni
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>>595857238
ves kje je lendava od mene, mam glih 2 litra bencina se u avtu
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>>595857297
2, 1 gets lost and his father steals his passport and abandons him in polishland II
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>>595844142
just start yelling you're an american and demand freedoms along with mcdonald's to sustain your high fructose and fatty acids!!!!
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>>595857395
vidim da si še malo gorenc
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>>595855159
haha, kera debilna izjava
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>>595857608
aneda ker kreten
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>>595845389
same in poland
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OP here

an older slovenian man just touched my anus
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>>595857729
he already spent his 5 on chocolate
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OP here, thanks for the help, one of you actually showed up and helped me. I praise him with all my heart , he is a true hero. Here is his pic
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>>595844142
OP, here's what you should do:

>Obtain sausage
>Obtain vodka
>Start Stalking
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>>595858038
ajej ajej
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>>595858038
ker pedr
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>>595858038
hahahaha

pravi slovenski heroj, če ne bi prisel on, bi pa sigurno uletu slovenski rambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Q7uR4SUkg
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>>595858038
pomir se mal no
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>>595845852
Truth
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OP here. How to say "I need a place to stay?"
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>>595858123
Slovenia is a long fucking way from chernobyl.
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>>595845852
Only because of the Austrians.
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>>595859241
Slovenia is an alpine country that speaks a Slavic language. They don't even use the Cyrillic alphabet. Calling it a Slavic country is generous to other Slavs.
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As an American who loves Slovenia, this thread is entertaining as Hell.
>having to carry ID just to exist
Jesus fuck, EU...

Good luck and stay warm, OP.
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>>595858905
Rabim zavetje
"I need shelter"
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OP!! I know Lendava. Find the bigg church and there are some bars at the other side of the roard. You can wait there. Or go to hotel Lipa and wait there
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"Ali imaš kaj za prodati?" = "Do you have some dank weed to sell?"
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>>595856659
stfu
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>>595859759
technicaly you dont have to, there are no borders. but if you're 'lucky' and get stopped by cops because of routine check or smtng, you can get fucked really bad.
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>>595844142
Ljubljana citizen reporting in.
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>>595844142
fuck you pass
if you have your driving license or something just go to the police, tell them you are from poland and you lost your passport
implying something would happen if i went from austria to germany and have no passport
no one would care
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>>595844142
You have a Lidl in Slovenia ?
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ADVICE FOR OP

JUST RUN TROUGH THE WOODS, AND WHEN YOU REACH THE BORDER WATCH OUT FOR LAND MINES AND BLOODHOUNDS. COMMUNISTS ARE STILL ALIVE AND WANT TO SEE YOU BURN YOU FUCKING POLLACK. KUČAN WANTS YOU DEAD
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>>595861062
yep, one is 5 minutes away from me
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>>595860939
DON'T GO TO THE POLICE STATION, THEY ARE IN ON THIS SHIT. RUN LIKE HELL TO THE NEAREST WOOD. AND FIND A MAN WITH A FLOWER IN HIS BEARD. THEY CALL HIM OSAMA. HE CAN GET YOU A FAKE GERMAN PASSPORT. GOOD LUCK
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>>595858905
say "prosim" which means please and put ur hands together and under ur head like ur sleeping. but there is a huge possibility that the slovenian guy will understand english
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>>595861214
kek
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>>595858905
most people know at least basic English so you should try English first.
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>>595861280
OP here. I don't trust many of the replies. Is this man saying something useful?
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ITT slovanian assholes who won't help a /b/ro in need..
>fuking slovenians
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I live like 1 min from that petrol station, but I'm afraid to ask him out...

>protip I'm a girl
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>>595860833
>nice dubs

Sounds like Arizona.
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>>595861437
This, I lived there or several months and never had problems with communicating. Literally everyone I met spoke at least a conversational level of English.
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> tfw im bathing atm

sucks to be you OP
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>>595844290
Thought it was from the thumb nail too low. Thought that sign read "NAPA"
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>>595845718
>>595846006
Se en ptujcan tukaj.
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>>595861520
>Serb detected
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OP here, the man at the petrol station let me stay in the shop, I can sleep in the toilet. What a bunch of nice people.
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>>595861952
u jelly?
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>>595861478
yes, he was trying to say that you should use hand motions to say you need a place to stay (putting hands together under your head-sleeping)

but srsly, why don't you just go to police station? tell them your story, you'll be in a warm place, they'l give you something to eat etc.

Slovenian people are generaly friendly, but i tell you, if there was someone knocking on my door and asking for charity and above that, in a foreign language, i would find this awfully suspicious and close the door.

go to authorities, if you have at least some sort of ID, you shouldn't have more problems than just fill out a form or something
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>>595862003
all he wanted was that candy I bought and some polish zloty
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>>595862003
Lel mate, he's on the phone calling gipsies to come and get your kidneys. Lendava=madzari
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>>595844142
Tell them to crawl back to Austria
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op, how did you spend those 5€?
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>>595862667
True, he is on a phone and is speaking something. He is smiling, should I be worried?

>>595862864
candy and water, but gave candy to the shop owner
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>>595862573
I'll take the Alps or Rockies over the Balkans any day, milošenigger.
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SLOVENCI NA RAPORT

PREKMURJE TUKAJ
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>>595863160
Primorska tudi
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>>595862991
/facepalm

He would let you sleep there even if you didn't give him candy. Fuck.
Next day, before you go ask him really nicely for some food.
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>>595844142
Be careful they don't shoot you in the back, Slovenes are famous for it.
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>>595863160
Ljubljana x3
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>>595863038
Milošenigger. kek

Mfw everyone I met in slo spoke English.
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>>595862991
well he may be calling the cops.
write the words you understand
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>>595863443
OP HERE. THAT BASTARD JUST LOCKED ALL THE DOORS TO THE TOILET. I AM PANICKING.
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>>595862991
He is smiling cuz he will get provision from your kidneys. Or provision for rating you to the cops.
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>>595863580
WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF THE POLICE?
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE PLEASE
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>>595863580
Just sit on the floor. It's as slovenian tradition as eating nothing but bread all day
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>>595863580
See
>>595863765

Tried to warn you.
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>>595863846
Šit*
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ALL THE LIGHTS SHUT DOWN. DID ANYONE CALL THE POLICE?
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>>595864071
Nope. Will post here, if you are going to be in the news.
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>>595863357
Told you. Slovenes will betray their own brothers for the EU or NATO.
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>>595863580
Break something off. Prepare for war.
Scream at them "Ya Russki grajdanin, tui hochish voiyna?!"
Then promptly go viking berserker and smash their faces in with a lead pipe you broke off from the toilet plumbing or the seat cover or whatever
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f5 http://www.slovenskenovice.si/
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>>595862003
>seems legit
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>>595864071
Also, why haven't you called the police yourself? If you're posting on 4chan, you could find it on the internet I'm sure
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love this thread

i know fuck all about slovenia except when we played you in the world cup and that its actually a civilized balkan country


here i am looking up slovenian in-jokes about former prime ministers while listening to weird accordion music

bless u 4chan
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>>595864564
>Accordion music
You're thinking Serbia removing kebabs
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>>595864210
Buttmad Serb, why don't you just outperform Slovenia? Are you not as good?
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>>595864677
some guy linked slovenian music, pls
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>>595864687
I'm a Yugoslav. Tito je bog bogova.
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>>595864677
Slovenians don't have polkas? All the old Slovene-Americans are crazy for that shit.
>>595864564
Slovenia is Alpine, not Balkan.
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>>595864481
158 WONT DO SHIT. CAN YOU CALL THEM? DO I NEED AN INTERNATIONAL NUMBER?

IT IS SILENT IN HERE
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>>595864071
I wouldn't want some creepy foreigner walking around my shop at night either
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Call police OP. I hope you are alright. Break something off in toilet room and smash that fucker, take a bunch of shit and run.
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>>595864992
call 113
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>>595864934
Shit, I dunno mate. I hear accordions and my kneejerk reaction is Italy and Serbia. Slovenes probably have it too though, since they're close to both.

>>595864833
This guy also says there's slovene music in here with accordions, so I assume my previous assumption was wrong
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>>595864834
During the time of Yugoslavia, Slovenes were regarded as very kind people.

Everything changes for the worse.
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>>595844290
>west virignia looks like one of the poorest countries in europe
>"europoor"

kek
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>>595864992
This is the number for the Lendava Interpol station, if you can't get through otherwise.
02 577 47 50
Also try this site if you want
http://www.geodruid.com/new-poi_new/about/police-station-53/in/lendava-15104
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CALL 112 OR 133
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>>595864834
Didn't you hear? Yugoslavia isn't a country anymore.
>tfw all of your constituent republics say "fuck this, we can't be a country with serbšits"
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OP is kill
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>>595861720
>england
>not 100%
WTF?
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>>595865998
No
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OP?
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>>595865721
Yeah, it's a shame. Stopped killing each other for a little while, anyways. Always liked the concept of Greater Yugoslavia if just because they might actually become something of a regional power if they worked together.
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>>595865998
Ni
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>>595866047
Visit Glasgow. You'll see.
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>>595858123
Chicki bricki
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>>595866111
Orthodox Christian cultures always have aspirations of a greater this-or-that. Funny that their Catholic and Muslim neighbors resist this idea...
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>>595866396
Agreed. If they all joined the New Caliphate, there would be peace for all.
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read this
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>>595866396
Well, yeah, if it's done under an Orthodox-influenced government. All the constituent republics broke off though and Yugoslavia was communist, which I would assume means no state religion (as that's one of the central tenets).

Also, right before WWI after the First Balkan War (versus Turkey) they all started fighting each other a year afterwards. It's always been a volatile region.
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The day op paid a gas station worker his chocolate bars just to have his organs harvested.
>never forget
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OP still with us?
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>>595856932
Pridi v Gorico.
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>>595846132
Bullshit. You dont have to carry your ID or Passport in Germany.
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>>595866983
Nejc?
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>>595844142
Watch out for Gypsies
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>>595866929
No he's currently being smashed to death behind a petrol station by a Slovenian
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>>595864071
112 is the european emergency number, try this. Good luck OP
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>>595866711
Kek
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>>595867023
Oh yea? Then what do you do when someone says "Papers, please?". They murdered my Grandfather. Your country is shit tier. Fuck off and die already you scum.
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>>595867232
You try steal wifi you bastard
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>>595867049
Vsi Goričani smo Nejci, ja.
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>>595866836
And the republics broke down along ethnic lines; ethnicity being defined by language and religion.
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>>595867333
Nice trips, Jew.
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RIP OP, hope this unlucky bastard won't suffer to much though.
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>>595867957
I hope they put up another wall in your fuckhole of a country and everyone starves to death. You all deserve it.
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>>595867784
Right, but as far as I'm aware they didn't break down from top-down Orthodoxy enforcement-induced revolt. It wasn't so much as Orthodoxy's fault as it was the three religions and the various ethnicity all together. Orthodoxy is as much to blame as Islam, Catholicism, and the various ethnicities.
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>>595848054
>Okay, and what I will tell him? "can I stay here for the nightó

Szczerze w Austrii pozwolili mi nocować na stacji benzynowej nawet dali nam jakies koce polarowe. Zwyczejnie idź na stację i popros ich.
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Is OP still alive?
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>>595867386
I live in America. Easy. Our country isn't full of dirty savages so we don't kill others for stealing something stupid like WiFi.
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>>595868172
Naw, he dead. His organs are getting harvested right now probably.

At least, he stopped responding maybe 15 mins ago.
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>>595868358
Yeah, you have enough killing going on as it is.
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>>595868358
Not true. You're liable to have a nigger kill your for stealing wifi that he was already stealing. They're that fucking stupid.
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>>595866396
kebabs resist anything other than an islamic hellhole, even things for their own good.
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>>595868494
I was joking. I fucking hate my country. We bomb Arabs for oil. Our police kill you if you're brown. You have to be rich for Healthcare and education after high school.
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>>595846880
probably the most sloevene reacion in this whole thread.

i dig your style
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>>595868122
>another wall
>starve to death
>my country
I hope they put another wall up in New Orleans, too. That levee wasn't enough. If you're talking about a border wall with Mexico, however, I'm opposed to that.

Also, I'm married to a Jewish girl, you buttmad faggot.
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>>595868131
>Orthodoxy is as much to blame as Islam
No, the bosnians and kosovan muslims wanted their own little ISIS state, to cut heads and stone women.
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OP HERE DONT HAVE MCUH TIM E
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>>595868837
What's wrong with killing brown people
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>>595847359
Jezu daj Pawełka
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>>595844142
Peep the UFO top left of pic. Also: Do they have Waffle House there?
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>>595868131
Yep. But once it started to fall apart, it was pretty much just the Serbs (Orthodox) who wanted to preserve it.
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>>595868399
Dubs, true.

Hopefully he just ran out of battery
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>>595869125
Eh, we're over it. Good luck and all, but we've already derailed this motherfucker.
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WE ARE IN A CAR
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I DONT UNDERSTAND A WORD, I THINK IT IS NOT SLOVENE
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>>595869518
blue car?
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>>595869125

Well what do you expect dumbass. Next time go to a fucking police station like everyone suggested instead of walking into the convenient store and deciding to sleep on the toilet.
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>>595844142
Well op all you can do now is go and get attack suit and beer and start a new life
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>>595869125
>based OP letting us know he's about to get killed
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>>595867333
>your grandfather?
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Going to police station maybe?
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>>595844951
Can confirm, lidl and aldi in Ireland
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>>595869518
>>595869674
like they'd let you keep your smartphone, and how do you keep getting wi-fi now ?
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PLEASE CALL THE POLICE, WE ARE STILL PARKED. GREY CAR
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>>595870111
AHAHAHAH, SO FONNY, THEY KILLED QUEERS!
fucking edgelord.
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>>595870318
maybe he turned on roaming

>>595869518
>>595869674
>>595870488
if the car is not blue and the people are not in blue uniforms gtfo of there and call 113.
can you write the signs of the car signs (behind or front)? see picture for example
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>>595870488

Soooo....get out of the fucking car? Obviously.

No. No. Just sit there and post On 4chan. That's probably the better tactical move.
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>>595870849
more examples
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>bump
I want to see where this is going
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