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lets make the perfect card to represent /b/ dubs names it

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lets make the perfect card to represent /b/
dubs names it
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Legion of the fried chicken
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It's an instant with Split Second. If it's gonna be strong af, it's gonna have the best ability for an instant.
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/b/'s kek-machine
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>>595718957
Dickbutt
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YLYL Banana the King of /b/
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Card name : Original poster
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>>595718957
Bbc (Beautiful Bright Crayon)
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Mootykins the Cuckold
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>>595718957
Double Nigger Faggot Shitposter
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>>595719390
Reroll
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Cancer
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>>595719472
Again
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>>595719259
Reroll
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Card name: Dindu nuffin
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>>595719522
Yesssss Bbc
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>>595719531
3rd time's a charm
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>>595718957
Ghost of moot
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OP the Faglord
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>>595719694
reroll
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>>595719522
Card name aquired.
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The Dick Devourer
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>>595719259
Reroll for banana
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>>595719522
Winrar. Name is BBC (Beautiful Bright Crayon)
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>>595719522
5 decides mana cost
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69 mana
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>>595719833
Dub master op o.o
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>>595719857
One of each color and one colorless.
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>>595719857
2 white 3 any
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ayy lmao
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It's free.
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>>595719857
1 red. Obviously if this represents /b/ the cost needs to be broken as fuck. And /b/ is definitely red.
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>>595719857
100
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>>595719857
5 vodka
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>>595720099
reroll
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>>595720137
rolling on this
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>>595719857
1 white 3 red
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>>595719857
1w 1d 2cl
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1 Black
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>>595720099
Re roll for glorious dubs
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>>595719857
1000000000000000
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>>595720195
winrar
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>>595720099
>>595720195
Guesss it's 5!
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>>595720235
Holy shit 2x in a row
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>>595718957
I see what card you cannibalized, OP
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>>595720195
It costs 1 red.
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>>595720195
7 decides colour and image
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>>595720543
black
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BBC!
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>>595720543
Color is red
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Red with a giant cock
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>>595720543
The mana cost is red, so fuck it. Make the card black. Picture should be a still from this
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>>595720788
Rerolling

Pink.
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white
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red
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>>595720788
Roll
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>>595720980
reroll
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neon yellow
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>>595720543
Black
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>>595720543
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>>595721057
Winrar
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Make it red
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white
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Yellow
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>>595721057
>>595721297
white bbc it is
5 decides supertype & type
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>>595721659
Supertypes:
Basic
Elite
Legendary
Ongoing
Snow
World
Types:
artifact
creature
enchantment
hero
instant
land
phenomenon
plane
planeswalker
scheme
sorcery
tribal
vanguard
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>>595721659
Legendary artifact creature
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>>595721659
mootslayer
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>>595721659
ST: Legendary
T: Arifact
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>>595721659
Snow enchantment creature?
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>>595721949
Basic sorcery
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>>595722295
Nailed it again.
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>>595722295
WinRAR
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>>595722295
0 decides subtype
can be anything
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>>595721659
Legendary Enchantment Artifact (see if you can get that sparkly border from theros)
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>>595722493
Rolling for this awesome shit
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>>595722295
It is a Legendary Arifact. Make sure you spell it that way.
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>>595722435
dildo
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>>595721659
Legendary World - Lhurgoyf
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>>595722435
Nigger
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>>595722591
Dragon Dildo
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>>595722640
winwar
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>>595722640
1 decides first ability
2 decides second ability
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>>595722640
WinRAR
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Autisminator
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barrel roll
check em
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>>595722839
Tongue punch
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>>595722839
Fedora Flood
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>>595722839
All artifacts become an alcohol
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>>595723166
If only dubs decides, reroll
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>>595722839
1st:

▲▲
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>>595722839
Tap: give target player X shit counters, where X is the number of colors of crayons you control.
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>>595723166
1 or 2 obtain
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>>595723259
With this ability the opposing monster draws a picture of mohammed, nuff said
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>>595723579
roll
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>>595722839
Sunburst 5
(also remember to put "Bbc is white" in the text)
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how did u faggots not pick an hero for supertype
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>>595722839
(BBB) tap: destroy all non-monocolored non-black creatures.
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1Misc 2Mountain Sac Another Artifact to deal 2 Damage to creature or player
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>>595723835
Rollin
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>>595723671
waiting for 2
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>>595723655
Second time dubs, FFS op help a nigger out rererereroll
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>>595723976
(Bbc counts as a crayon)
(Bbc is white)
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>>595723976
At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 5 life.
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>>595724377
rerolling
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>>595723976
All mana is brown mana
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elrubius
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>>595724537
roll
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>>595724244
Reroll
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>>595724492
>>595724377
Got the Pic
Got the Supertype
Got the 1st and 2nd
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>>595723976
>>595722839
{t}: Spin Bbc (Beautiful Bright Canyon), it must turn at least once: if it ends bottom-side down, untap it. If it ends sideways, it remains tapped. If it ends bottom-side down, it is doubly tapped (next untap step it will untap to the tapped state).
You may exile cards from any zone up to the amount of shit counters on all players (if a card in a library is exiled, it is exiled face-down).
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pewdiepi
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>>595724752
Oh shit I meant bottom-side up. Well, fuck that shit
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>>595724752
WinRAR
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4Red tap BBC deals .2 damage for each shit counter target opponent controls
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>>595723990
>>595723655
>>595723166
>>595724492
The dubs have spoken
if 69, add that text as flavour, if dubs before: ignore flavour
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>>595724752
I second this
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>>595724956
>>595724492
winrar before that
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>>595724752

srsly though, no idea wtf that even means
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>>595724999
Hey OP, what do you use for card creation?
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>>595725169
7zip
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>>595724999
lets make another
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>>595724999
You choose my dubs and I give you trips your welcome OP
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>>595725169
You just spin the fucking card and however it ends, it stays that way (sideways for tapped and the rest is equally obvious).
Also exile from any zone. Library, command, stack, or even exile from the exile zone
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Check 'em
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>>595725553
yeah, i understood the spinning part. but i never played the tcg so idk what half this shit means
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>>595725169
also, nice flavor text btw
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>>595725169
nice flavor text
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>>595725169
dubs decides artist
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Nigger
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>>595725923
Mohammad Christ
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>>595726080
rawl
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>>595725923
Moot
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Butterscootch Rubberfolds
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>>595726122
winner...?
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>>595726122
LEL
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>>595725644
who gives a fuck, that probably means you shouldn't be rolling anyway asshole
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>>595725923
Supreme Leader Kim Il-sung
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>>595725250
http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/

>>595726122
Mohammad Christ

ITS COMPLETE!
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>>595726512
>Mohammed Christ
>Christ
This can work
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>>595726512
it really should be a mythic rare
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>>595726512
this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
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