NZ Thread? NZ Thread

fuck off you sheep shagging faggot
and stop coming over here with your inability to hold alcohol, 0 work ethic and fucking hideous women

da fuck new zealand women are beautiful. and they works hard!

>>595630869
0 work ethic hideous women... I think you are thinking of Australians

Truth. New Zealanders are the laziest sacks of shit to disgrace this planet. That island should be nuked off the map.

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>>595630653
Hastingsbro,repot for dooty!

>tfw Niggerflag

>>595630869
"inability to hold alcohol"
kek nice try son

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>>595631547
>>595630869
Buttery roohoppers detected

>>595631633
The only reason people live in nz is because our alcohol tolerance is high due to the fact we have to fucking drink away the pain

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>>595631092
I hope you are talking about REAL NZ wimmenz,not those disgusting poorskinniggermaoris.

>>595631092
well they did kill boromir but...

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>>595632103

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>>595632716

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>>595632794
DO I HAVE TO BUMP EVERTHING MYSELF!!

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>>595632911
Noice dubs..me.

why the fuck do maoris and islander chicks think its ok to call me "white boy" i swear i fucking hate most islanders

>>595633029
Fuck off we don't acknowledge dubs here

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>>595633108
AGREED
The racism in nz against whites is staggering.
They're bleeding this country dry with MUH WELFARE and MUH TREATY SETTLEMENTS.

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>>595633176
IT IS NEVER NOT TIME TO DUBS

>>595633350
>The racism in nz against whites is staggering.
ahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaha

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>>595633585
Ugh

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>>595633688
Try starting a pakeha party and get back to me later.
Try hosting an"iron pakeha" and get back to me
>faggot.

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>>595633825
THANK YOU RIGHT HONORABLE WINSTON
Tfw he's both the hero we need and the one we deserve

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>>595630653
any of you fags know who this old cunt is?

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>>595634422
Noice double dubs me...again

>>595634422
TFW a literal dark knight

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>>595634985
TFW Colin Craig never even got out of the starting block

>>595634890
Fuck I've forgotten , remind me

>>595635205
Good. That little neocon shit shouldn't have even been allowed to run a party

It's Still my 21st. Make me feel better niggaz

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>>595635293
Bunnydank clusterbums.

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>>595635777
T-trips of truth...
His principles were good tho

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>>595635854
Happy birthday fucker
Do anything special?

>>595636068
He doesn't have principles, that's the issue. Like all neocons he'd have sold us down the river in a second, way worse than jewkey did

>muh moonlandings

>>595636211
Getting drunk. That's about it aye. Played some vidya. All run of the mill shit

your thread a shit

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You fucking nigger. That's my flag.

>>595634890
jason gunn?

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>>595636389
Ah well,just another day I guess

>>595636277
>777
>77
Are you an actual wizard?

Islanders smell like shit, all of em.

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>>595636539
Yay!
>>595636747
Yes,yes they do.

>>595636709
Yfw those were both me. Yeah this is the fifth day in a row I've gotten drunk. And nah my trap magic doesn't work here

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>>595636905
>Mfw

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kamate kamate kia ora kia ora

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>>595637230
>cupo'tea,cupo'tea,
Noaugar BLEGGHHHH

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>>595637127
Mfw

>>595636905
I used to drink like that, buy three bottles of whiskey and get drunk for a week. Nowadays I only buy one at a time and get drunk for 3 days, every other week.

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>>595637230
cupo'tea,cupo'tea,
Noaugar BLEGGHHHH

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>>595637515
>Mfw

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STOP FUCKING TALKIKNG AND MAKE ME SOME EGGS

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>>595637780
Why?
You bulking or someshit?

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>>595637780

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Hello, boys!

>>595637525
Yeah I binge drink, usually get drunk as hell pay day and the next on cheap wine. I just have had a particularly boozy week. Because of reasons

>>595637941
Ayy gurll

>>595630653
As someone who's not a New Zealander, is it weird I actually think you's should change your flag to that?

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>>595637927
>tfw no bmw
I guess I'm not the supreme gentleman I was...

>>595638048
"She was a wahine disaster waiting to happen".

>>595638100
>is it weird
Not as weird as your face.

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>>595638100
>you's
maori

>>595638110

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NO MAKE YOUR ON FUCKING EGGS YOU LAZY CUNT

>>595631547
Nah, you're thinking of the Greeks... and the French.

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>>595638100
As someone who is a New Zealander,is it weird if I think you should fuck off?

>>595637941
Hai GN

>>595638232
>Hai GN
Hey, bro, what's the hip haps?

>>595638180
Oh damn, that certainly got me. How can I ever think of a rebuttal.

>>595638191
Nah m8

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UNCLE PLEASE

"shhhhhh"

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I will find a pakeha child and eat it.

>>595638232
>As someone who is a New Zealander,is it weird if I think you should fuck off?

Nope. Just sayin'. That flag suits NZ better than it's current Australia V2 flag.

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why is she so pretty?

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>>595638404
>How can I ever think of a rebuttal

>>595638623
What's your tribe?

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just cause

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>>595638348
HASTINGS
A
S
Where the hell is everyone?

>>595638687
Literally who?

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all these connection errors...

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>>595638800
DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM IDGODS RETURN

>>595638833
This time next week I'll be in Napier in...Marewa.

Want to come over for a sleep over and we can spend the night giggling about niggers?

>what did apples and niggers have in common?
>they both look good hanging from trees

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>>595638797
My tribe is convicts

>>595638966
Damn, saddle that bitch up and let's ride her to Chinatown!

>>595638966
Damn, now that's an arse I'd like to ride.

does the drugs talk start now?

anyone selling in welly?

>>595639031
Don't come the raw prawn with me.

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>>595638966
Nicki Minaj is a p good rapper

>>595639167
Yes.

>tfw just got ripped off again
>knew I would but was gagging for some
>tfw have thousands of dollars worth of drugs you don't like
>tfw get them legally

>>595639181
Not as good as Martha Stewart.

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i really shouldn't have started that kdrama

boring af

>>595639290
Or as good as Betty White

>>595639316
But at least you're not boring.

xoxo

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>>595638979
Sry mang,no wheels
Also paranoid about meet ups that involve less than 4 ppl and aren't in public places
>it's not that I don't trust you
>maybe a little
>>595639077
Zoophile.

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>>595639386
>Betty White
>was that a referece for me because you know I'm a faggot and faggots like The Golden Girls?

TFW no traps

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>>595639418
did you go for your walk?

>>595639424
I understand, believe me.

>meet up with noona and Roskillfag
>awkward as fuck, can't believe I did

>>595639181
Fite me

>>595639247
drugs i dont like?

benzos?

>>595630869
Inability to hold alcohol and 0 work ethic....

lel, You have kiwis mixed up with Aussies there.

It is true their women are hideous though.

>>595639608
Kind of, I walked to the money machine, lolz.

There was a dog and I got terrified because it was a Maoris dog and we all have heard the stories about that.

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>>595639637
yo! i may be a qt irl but i'll fuck you up

i'm tough shit

>>595639668
Fuck, I meant ones I don't like. Sorry, should have made that more clear.

Nah, ritalin and dexamphetamine. I've got 100 something pills of the dex.

>>595639738
Tfw my sister's staffy/pitty got stolen ;_;

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>>595639634
Is that why they haven't been posting lately?
>"the body's were found sexually violated with "Hello,boys" branded onto them.
>the killer is still unidentified,believed to be working with the hacker known as 'forchan'"

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>>595639634
did they make fun of you behind your back?

>>595639669
>Massive alcoholism in my family
>some of them did fucking disgusting things
>nana told grandad she wouldn't marry him if he kept drinking
>major piss head, ended up in hospital to get his stomach pumped
>in the 1950s so he must have been drunk as
>he gives up, what a bro
>tells story how my dads brothers were pissed and somehow managed to park their fucking car on the roof of their house...

>>595639668
What drugs don't Trent like?
>Fucking shelve em

>>595639843
is ritalin any good for getting work done?

thinking of using for uni this year

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>>595640043
*bodys

>>595639843
Tfw huge demand for ritalin here but hard to get

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>sound enabled for webms on /wsg/
confirmed for never posting there again

>>595639924
RIP.

>>595640043
Haha, they're travelling around the country. It was awkward as, especially as I made Nazi jokes.

They wanted to rent a movie, I said "No guesses which movie Nonna wants to watch". She got really sad and my jokes, had to have a big heart to ehart with the poor girl

>tfw the guilt she feels is really really bad
:-(

>>595640169
Lol, yeah, I can only imagine, haha.

She told me I can go to their wedding and then more or less took me by the shoulders and said "Someday, you're going to find your prince, you're going to find a really nice guy who'll love you, raise white babies with you".

:-}

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>>595639833

>>595640280
or you could just put in the effort and study.

>>595640280
Not for me, ritalin was good for making my mind really calm, I've never slept better than when I was on it but, I stopped dreaming and I love my dreams. Also made my cock stop working something wicked, still isn't right.

For the first few days dex was wonderful, I got heaps done but, man, it sapped the energy out of me to the point I couldn't do anything, I slept all the time. The comedow was ghastly, too.

>>595640493
Uni town?

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>tfw taking shots for every connection error message you get

God I'm lonely

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>>595640547
But why was she guilt?
I'm guessing she feels differently to you about her glorious ancestors?

>>595640827
Tell us more so we can see if we can help.

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>>595640827
lets be lonely together

in my bed :3

any havelockfags?

>>595640819
Nope, shitty tiny Waikato town but the shit sells for 40 a pill.
I'm not even exaggerating.

>>595640905
Yeah, really really bad. I'm going to ask over on /pol/ if it's a normal reaction because she was devastated about the whole thing. I can't even describe how bad she felt about it. There's also a bit of anger towards me for, essentially "glorifying the murder of children".

I won't lie, it made me really sad to see, broke my heart, aye.

>>595640959
Its not gay if I wear a dress r-right?

>>595640970
Yeah that's about the standard price for 20mg I believe.

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>>595640966
You summoned me?

>>595641315
Depends, would you mind having fingers in your boipussy?

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get on my 1eve1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk

>>595640936
I don't have a vajayjay unfortunately so I doubt I'll get much help

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>>595641548
Don't beat about the bush, cunt, answer the question.

Where are you and why are you lonely?

Let it allll out.

>>595641455
Which boipussy?

>>595641700
In your bum fuck hole.

>breeders

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>>595641136
>systematically murder 10 million people.

>become fetish object for self loathing faggots.

Not worth it.

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>>595641414
where in havelock?

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>>595641136
I think that's a normal reaction,most people haven't actually thought about it,so they have a knee jerk reaction about the brutality of it.

>>595641455
B-but I poop from there senpai
>>595641692
Waikato. And wtf do you mean why am I lonely? Because I have no friends or love interests

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>>595641885
>become fetish object for self loathing faggots.

Yeah, implying that's what it is.

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>>595641890
Out waimarima way

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i love fridays

Just ruined an uptight admins day in rp oh it feels good.

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friendly reminder that i am your friend

>>595642143
Wrong day nigga.
>>595642180
What kinda RP? inb4 gmod or San Andreas

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>>595641885
You're a faggot.
>>595641998
Pic related

>>595642235
PROVE IT

>>595641949
Yeah bit different for the Germans because they've been brought up thinking what horrible people they are for doing it.

It's hard to undo years of brainwashing, even started a thread over on /pol/ for her and it was too much for her.

>>595641970
>B-but I poop from there senpai
Clean yourself.

>And wtf do you mean why am I lonely? Because I have no friends or love interests
Why don't you? You shy, anxious? Don't like people? What?

>>595642087
meetup when

>>595641998
The Third Reich was just an outpouring of sublimated sexual desire from a bunch of repressed teutonic perverts.

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>>595642143
>tfw
>>595642324
>it's a meme you dip
>do you not know the popular culture of the internet

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>>595642361
i can be your friend and your love interest

i'll be your whole fucking world

>>595642408
B-but I'm shy and other excuses. Also there is literally no one worth it in my shitty little Hicksville nowhere town

>>595642651
I know the meme
The meme is not to post it on a Saturday, doing so is just shitposting.
Shitposter.

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>>595642702
No thanks.

>>595642702
Maybe me tho

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i legit thought it was Friday tho

but no problem

everyday Friday

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>>595642410
When I get my fukken lisence boi
Sometime in early March prolly
Q-Q

>>595642410
Tomorrow?

>>595642324
Arma 3

>>595642702
u r mine already bub miss u

>>595642735
>and other excuses
Like what?

>Also there is literally no one worth it in my shitty little Hicksville nowhere town
What type of friends are you looking for? Not being somewhat elitist with your attitude?

"They're not GOOD enough for ME".

Take a chance on people, they may surprise you.

>tfw you're probably too shy to get close to people in case they push you away or don't take to you so you make up excuses "they aren't worth my town"

>>595643096
i'll be out of here by then. waiting for restricted?

>>595643116
working, should make it saturday next week or tonight

>>595643096
>When I get my fukken lisence boi
u 16?

>>595642951
Fair enough then.
>Tfw no drugs and ulcer is bleeding
FUCK YOU STOMACH.

>>595643215
Neat, haven't actually bothered playing my copy of Arma.

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>>595642408
I know what you mean bro.
Tho they're amazingly prosperous since they did that thing
>inb4 correlation=!causation

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>>595643377
i'm 19 and only got my learners last year :/

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>>595643386
>Tfw no drugs and ulcer is bleeding
I tried but they called me a police officer and my lady friend didn't reply.

If push comes to shove my nana lives next to a tinny house in Napier (where I'm going next week), I can't get to your place though...

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all these connection errors...

OUTTA NOWHERE

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>>595643298
Ye boi

>>595643377
If I had a hypothetical pizza party,I would order 17 of them.

>>595643289
L-like... Shut up

Also no like there is literally no one in this shit hole worth a damn, do you know how small towns work?

>>595643676
It's cool bro, I saw the post ha. Yeah I tried asking someone from the group and they straight up said "Fuck off and grow your own"
I would but holy fuck we have choppers flying over and spraying every 2 weeks or less, either that or someone rips it up. Fuck this place.

>>595643819
post bum hole, if good ill come keep you company

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>>595643592
>Tho they're amazingly prosperous since they did that thing
The more I read about Germans the more I like them, aye.

>tfw Britons and Germans are blood relatives
>they called us their "Germanic Brothers"
>NZfag over on /pol/ posted that apparently the Nazis had ideas of sending in Kiwis to the Russian wilderness and getting us to farm and defend it from Slavs

Pic related

>>595643637
Got mine when I was 15 but never really driven, only driven on the road twice. One time a bit stoned, went up a bank and the other time with my mate. She got me to do it for shits and giggles and I stalled by a pedestrian crossing haha.

>>595630653
fuck off thats not our flag

>>595644069
G-girl? Pls keep thinking that <3

>>595644202
:( what was it

>>595644149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA

>>595644182
It's my niggerflag
Normal flag is best flag

>>595643801
>If I had a hypothetical pizza party,I would order 17 of them.
ayy posh boy.

I didn't know you was into illegal things.

>>595643819
>do you know how small towns work?
A bit, yeah. I get that they are limiting but you're limiting yourself too, you know? Where are you?

>>595643978
Honestly sounds like moving to a small town might be the best for you, get away from all the cops/Maoris.

You can buy cheap as houses in some places, aye. $20,000 in some. You got any skills you could put to use?

>>595644331
Uh uhuh in not sure I should say

>>595640649
or you could shut up

>>595644544
you should

>>595644158
>kek

>>595644366
This one, mein bro..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co

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i like pretty girls

and pretty girl girls girls

they love me

>>595644477
The problem is that I AM in a small town, housing in this area is insanely difficult to find and the house prices have been jacked up even more because of this. Neighbor was paying 200k for his house then the guy selling it went "Fuck you actually I want 350k so pay me another 150 or get out"
So yeah, he got out.

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>>595644149
IKTFB
N-n-no homo
>>595644477
Yep
Also NOICE FULL HOUSE

BITCH I NEED WEED IN WELLINGTON

SNAPCHAT ME IF U GOT SUM
at
nnavarap

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>595644779
Would you consider a service town? A place with no more than a few thousand (if that)?

I suppose it's difficult as you'd need to be near a hospital, aye?

>>595644689
Weimar Republic is best republic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX-24Zm0bjk

>>595644891
>N-n-no homo
I added a homo from these threads from Havelock a while ago.

>turned out he was 16
>ohshit.jpg
>asked for a pic
>never ever replied
>worried I am going to jail

>>595645148
Fuck you're gay, oi.

I'm arranging for boys to come around and play with me tomorrow but you're posting Liza fucking Minnelli?!

>she should have been a bigger star than she was

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>tfw you've been drinking less for the past week because the room temperature exceeded your threshold

WE 29 DEGREES NOW

>>595644477
Please don't give me this limiting myself crap, you sound like winz. Also coromandel

>>595644957
Unless of course you physically need it to not puke, in which case it's pretty fucking awesome.
>>595644971
I would, problem would be finding something like that and moving, I'm NEET as fuck and moving to new areas etc stresses me the fuck out for quite a while.

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>>595645180
Not me brah
But ye,you gon to jail.

>>595645312
Can't wait for winter, those are the prime whiskey drinking months.

>>595645180
Also dude this is NZ age of consent is 16. Ain't nobody gonna give a shit about pics.

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mein HERR

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>>595645462
fucking oath

THE

COLD

NEVER

BOTHERED

ME

ANYWAY

>>595644331
Trans...

>>595645312
I need to get rich so I can go and "summer" in Switzerland.

I can't handle the heat.

>maybe The Netherlands would be better
>they have cannabis
>and bicycles
>and Aryans
>but also a lot of Untermensch
>speaking of which have been having tell me/ask me if I'm South American a lot this past week
>had people even start conversations with me in Spanish...

>>595645576
Frozen is bad and you should feel bad.

>>595645306
Did you see they made a pilot for a The Man In The High Castle tv series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWXTEuTr7sY

>>595645588
fuck it, why do i always miss out :'

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>>595645633
you do kinda look Portuguese

>>595645644
haven't seen it

do you feel bad now?

>>595645689
Because everyone assumes trans = generic b trap

>>595645358
>Also coromandel
Worst insult of my life telling me I'm like Winz. But, I like you.

What type of people would you like to be friends with?

>inb4 'not niggers'

>>595645409
>I would, problem would be finding something like that and moving, I'm NEET as fuck and moving to new areas etc stresses me the fuck out for quite a while.
Sucks, wish I could help.

>I'll win lotto and then supply you, mkay?

>>595645457
Would be a change and at least I wouldn't have to do the dishes

>that's a joke, even in jail I'd be a kitchen bitch
>especially in jail I'd be a kitchen bitch

>>595645477
I was kidding but, remember "What can you expect from homos, they are pedos?"

>>595645499
Sieg.

>>595645804
Not really because the music is the worst part

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>tfw you've never posted your waifu on 4chan before and never will

>>595645985
Who's yo waifu?

>>595645633
Yea bro
Winter is the best.

>>595645682
Nein, I did not, my interest is interested.

>>595645804
>you do kinda look Portuguese
Hahaha, fuck, I forgot all about that.

Had another anon tell me I looked Icelandic/Viking because of my hooded eyes.

>>595645940
Ppl who like vidya, don't mind the trans thing and can accept my other non-pc opinions

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>>595646091
it's a secret~

i only tell gays and girls

>>595645897
i'm genuinely curious

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>>595645985
Afraid of this happening?

>>595646221
Well then.

>>595646222
About what then tho

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>>595645940
>kitchen bitch
Nah,you'd be more of a field bitch(always getting fucking plowed)

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>>595646126
I love it, aye. I physically crave the cold during these hot months.

Speaking of which it confuses me how people back in history managed during the heat. Look at this, this is what ladies used to wear. How could they wear this is summer? I don't understand.

No air conditioning, no running showers, nothing. No deoderant...

>>595646190
Ohh, now I know why you don't like the small town.

We have another tranny post her sometimes. Lily Snape, she looks like Professor Snapes daughter.

>>595646410
I like you.

>>595646410
Actually, a field bitch would be DOING the plowing.
Silly people, using farm tools on humans.

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>>595646279
probably.

i've done a few shameful things to other people's waifus so it's bound to come back and bite me in the a$$

>>595646561
Nyahahahah. Every thread. Ppl ask if I'm Lilly snape

>>595646645
>Not dating an IRL QT 3.14
It's like you don't want to potentially catch something and ruin your life even more with stress or something.

>>595646434
They actually had tubs full of ice under their skirts, it was used both to cool down and to temper the burning hot passions of french women. Lets your wife cool down her cooch so she doesn't cheat with that dusky spaniard.

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>>595646183
Post face pic please
I will post Mein
>>595646434
IKR
You can't have nearly as much fun exercising in summer aye
>>595646561
You too.
(No homo)

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Dunners reporting

>>595646893
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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tell me how based my taste is

>>595646686
Lol, we talked over on /lgbt/. I think I'm the one that started off calling you Lily Snape.

>>595646801
It all makes sense now, but of course!

>>595646871
>Post face pic please
>I will post Mein
No, I've posted enough shit in these threads without my face (which I did post once but my swastikas over my eyes).

>You can't have nearly as much fun exercising in summer aye
I had to stop today, aye. I was sweating like a Jew in a gas chamber.

>(No homo)
I'd have to beat you up had you not put that.

>>595646893
Happy birthday.

>>595646916
Fuck off it's my birthday not his >:[

>>595647143
Hipster/10

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>>595647143
Middling-based.

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>>595646916

>>595647170
No but I'm not lily that's muh point

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>>595647174
hbd~

>>595647218
>>595647222
post yours, fuccbois

>>595647481
Implying mine isn't worse

>>595647375
>you are
>for me

>>595647617
>for you

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>>595647170
Fine! ;-;

Tfw working out at night to escape heat

Fite me lil bitch I'll rek u cunt

>>595647617
Oh.. Ahhh.. I guess I could be anon :3

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>tfw you regret deleting your kpop thighs folder and all the other various body parts folders

>>595647750
>deleting things
>not hoarding everything known to man

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>>595647928
>impying I need more than one picture

Pic related.

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>>595647928
hoarding is even more suffocating

>>595648002
shame about the... you know

>>595648002
I don't understand why you'd need the picture but okay, fair enough.

And if I cried, who'd listen to me in those angelic
orders? Even if one of them suddenly held me
to his heart, I'd vanish in his overwhelming
presence. Because beauty's nothing
but the start of terror we can hardly bear,
and we adore it because of the serene scom
it could kill us with. Every angel's terrifying.

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>>595647143
>generator down
here's an old one

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>>595648162
Why do you smite me so idgod?
>>595648166
Motivation.
Motivation is why I need it.

>>595648260
>Death grips

If it wasn't for the Grimes I would fucking crucify you

>>595648485
>Being motivated by anything that isn't glorious ass

>>595648002
Isn't that the 13 year old you want to fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLETRsaL8DA

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>tfw you can never be free from these connection errors

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>>595648809
>not being motivated by the personality and innocence of a particular QT

>>595648814
>want to fuck?
Maybe eventually,but fortunately I have the time to be worthy of her affection before that.

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good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gLr9KN3d5I

Still lonely tho

>>595649097
I was gonna imply you should like ass more.
Butt fuck it.

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>tfw you feel bad for ignoring a friend on skype earlier today
what if she's dying?

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>>595649338
How very punny.

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FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

CRUSADER,THE LORD OF THE REALM

Worst fucking birthday ever. Fuck

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will post nudes if you can tell me who she is.

>>595649415
Guilt is shit
>>595649433
Call me the PUNisher.

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>>595649570
you should be out clubbing on you birthday lmao

>>595649626
Post samples or meh

>>595649667
>transport

>>595649626
I don't know, but she looks like a Kelly to me.

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>>595649684
>wanting to jack off to a nigger
ALLOFMYNOPE.jpg

>>595649626
no one wants nudes of her

>>595649667
I'm drinking. Does that count

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>>595649570
You'll be okay m8, another one will come around

>>595649226
Western Pop is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km3agvlyRmM

>>595649784
That's my point, unless it's somehow well-proportioned and not disgusting I want none of this.
Also
>Jacking off
>Implying I don't have pussy
laughingkikes.tiff

>>595649667
I love clubbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yQJGQYLCM

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>>595649847
All pop is shit.
You bitches need some metal.

>>595649684
what do u want

>>595649819
Yeah but idk a 21st should be special. Not spent trying not to cry

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>>595649847
you're wrong but Charli is pretty dirty hot

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>>595649784
not really full nigger but still

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>>595650064
shame about the only a mother could love face...

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>>595649890
>impying pussi
>no proof posted
NOGRILLSONDAINTERWEBS.gif

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>>595650008
Aw yeah.

>>595650140
Also not a fan of the face but I find your post hilariously ironic.

>>595650185
Give me a break faggot I've posted like every day this week

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>>595650140
I agree completely.

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>>595650140
i think shes pretty hot

>>595650344
Well tell her she's going to die from that melanoma on her chin.

>>595650344
looks like a fucked up Demi Lovato and what's that on her chin?

>>595650344
FUCK NO
U
C
K

N
O

>>595630653

nz thread? where the abo's at? ahem i mean maori????

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>>595650629
RIGHT HERE>>595650629

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>>595650629

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>>595649962
You'll grow out of metal when you are 17 or 18.

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>>595650258
based blind/gay/low-test bro

>>595630869
disagree with everything except our ugly women.

>>595650853
I just fucking abhor Asians and their entire culture. White girlfriend master-race.

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>>595650675
>>595650853

who the hell is that chink? 4chan has been full of this asian lovers posts. time to bail for the evening

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>>595650794
>implying you grow into Pop from Metal
>implying it's not the other way round.

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>>595651130
#realtalk tho

korean girls are ugly af

literally makeup + ps

Still lonely tho

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but this girl is pure

a literal natty goddess

>>595651242
Yep. And/or surgery.
>>595651344
Burn down WINZ.

>>595651344
hi

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

>>595634213
Just do it and stop acting like a whiney faggot. i swear all that white privellige got you acting beta as fuck

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>>595651368

>>595633688
Funny thing is Its actually true

>>595651382
Don't see that helping but OK

>Using the word "Pakeha"
Just stop

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>>595651446
>white privelige

I WISH MAORIS AND ISLANDERS WERE DEAD

>>595651577
How so? Cause I'm a full blooded white man and I'm doing pretty good.

>>595651603
It helps in the sense that you'll have friends in jail? It'll also get you into buttsex.

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11284178

will post this if there is new ak nudes guize

New thread?

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>>595651697
We all do.

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>>595651227
0-13 Pop
13-17 Metal
18-40 Rap
41 - 9999 Classic