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Hey /b/ ! Rate my body, please.

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Hey /b/ !
Rate my body, please.
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tits or gtfo
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>>595581707
It looks human.
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>>595581707
number/10
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10/10 Very nice boobs. Can you post your pussy pic?
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>>595581707
7/10
Would fuck.
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>>595581822
nigga, you stupid?
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Thats only half your body. Need to see the whole thing.
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slightly overweight/10
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>>595581707
you look decent

how big is your pooch?

I notice the strategic cut off before we can Gage belly fat.
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>>595581707
it's fucking hot, put your shirt back on and spend time bettering yourself!
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This is just your torso and chest. Cannot rate body with only that.
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Post pussy, right now you're fuckable
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>>595581707
9/11 would wreck
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show pussy
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>>595582019
Id bang/10
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10
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>>595581707
7/10
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>>595581707
hot, would fuck you all night baby
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I like it
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>>595581707
Nice tatas, little bit of fat but i love it, SOLID 8.5/10 would bang for sure.
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>>595581707
8/10. 10/10 with my man batter all over those titties.
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>>595581707
this is what your tits look like honey

would still brrbrrrrbrrrbrrr them though
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>>595582008
You beat me to it.
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>>595581707

fat and grotesque and one boob is 3x larger than the other

don't make me sick
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>>595581707
8/10, post whole body...
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>>595582411
because her arms are in different positions you dumb fuck
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>>595582597
sure
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>>595581707
10/10
show ass and pussy
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Lift.
gross fucking skinny fat
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>>595581707
8/10, requesting pussy
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>>595581707
8/10
they are very nice but i prefer dime nipples
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>>595581707
11/10
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neither fat, nor chubby, not athletic
But quite a few nigger genes
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>>595582520
Faggot detected
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>>595582909
wtf, were you breast fed by your dad?
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>>595582299
dude i can smell you fedora
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>>595581707
i would bury my dick so far in you whoever could pull it out would be crowned king
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>>595583226

it's berry you dumb fuck
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>>595583226
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>>595583060
>dude i can smell you fedora
I think you mean you're
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>>595583060
what fedeora?
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>>595582932
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>>595581707
7.5/10
would suck titties
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>>595581707
>tits or gtfo
9/10
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does need to see more of you count as rate ?
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>>595583616

>file names

>> shitOP
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>>595583616

nice
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>>595581707
Holy shit. 8-9/10 from what I can see

10/10 depends on face, thighs and ass
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>>595583616
so how old is your kid, and why do you seek validation from strangers on the internet?
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>>595581707
7.5/10 would bang hard
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>>595581707
Show full body you camwhore
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>>595582019
nigga are you retarded? that isnt over weight you stupid fuck.
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>>595581707
vagoo with timestamp plz
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if she doesn't start taking requests this won't last
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>>595583616
My dick is hard now, wat do?
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>>595584382
considering she's posted two pictures and hasn't responded to anyone's requests, of course it's not going to last.
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>>595581707
sharpie in pooper.
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>>595584644
dubs op must delivar
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>>595584644
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
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Gonna need to see better pics. Do some poses, bend your back, show some shit off. Don't be a lazy cam whore. Do something to stand out
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>>595583459
TOP FUCKING KEK
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Op you dead?
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>>595585358
Actually no, I only want to see the reactions... I'm so fucking bored... :/
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>>595585555
Your body is good enough nothing too amazing but its good, feel me?
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>>595584992

So taste, such class, much expectation. wow.
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>>595585555

Where do you live OP? let's talk
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>>595585555
nice quad bro
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>>595584260
i didn't say overweight, i said slightly overweight. it is pretty obvious that this attention whore is using perspective tricks to make herself look not as overweight as she is. a full body picture would make her overweightness apparent
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>>595585555
come hang out with us OP, it'll be fun

pic related

accounts only want a user and pass, should take only a few secs

/人 ⌒ ‿‿ ⌒ 人\
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I have an idea, guys!

Let's all post our own bodies!
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sharpie in pooper you know the rules
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>>595585781
fuck, forgot pic
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>>595585555
What do you do for a living OP?
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>>595585748
>Your body is good enough nothing too amazing but its good, feel me?
I'm from Mexico City. And you?
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1 photo, what type of shit thread is this OP?
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>>595581707
8/10 would fuck all day erry day

Could get higher rating if show ass and vag.
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>>595581707
9/10

would fuck.
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acceptable
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>>595585319
Newfag
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this many new fags. god damn. thinking this bitch real. Summeris month awaysmdh
OP gr8 b8 m8 I r8/8
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>>595585911
2, but yeah, get your shit together, OP
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>>595583556
>you're
i think you mean your
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>>595585894
That's on the other side for me!

Reporting in from Alkmaar, the Netherlands!
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>>595585761
>i didn't say overweight, i said slightly overweight. it is pretty obvious that this attention whore is using perspective tricks to make herself look not as overweight as she is. a full body picture would make her overweightness apparent
Nop, I don't use the power of the perspective. :3
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>>595586415
Soo.....about your posterior regions.....
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You're attractive.
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>>595586415
I don't really care, but from my perspective you look amazing. Show ass? Now if you have a nice personality, you could be very close to a 9/10
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>>595586415
you're great OP.
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>>595581707
Looks like my girlfriend/10
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>>595585555
>>595586415
My 7.5 is now a solid 8.5, only because we havent see your face op, but you're beautiful.
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>>595586415
timestamp is now necessary, thread is getting real
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>>595586746
Maybe I'm your girlfriend... O___O
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I recommend not letting /b/ decide whether or not your hot.

A forth of /b/ likes horse vaginas.
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>>595586415
posting from "la roma" mexico city,hola guapa ;)
9/10 would definitely fuck
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>>595586415

timestamp could've been made with MS paint though.

>NEW TIMESTAMP
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0/10
Sharpie in pooper and I'll maybe reconsider
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>>595581707
Righty is bigger than lefty...
>muh OCD...
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>>595586936
Yo vivo por el centro de Coyoacán. xD
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OP... Nice for a transfag!!
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>>595585555
I'd like to wake up inside you/10.
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>>595586856
Doubt it. My girlfriend is too shy and insecure to post her boobs on here
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Love your hips! Would love to see your ass
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>>595587069
Oh, no! DDD: Now I'll kill myself because I'm asymmetric! ;A;
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>>595587069
Actually it's the other way around dude. Lefty is bigger than righty.
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I like anal sex
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>>595587180
How do you know? I'm sure you see a lot of. ¬w¬
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Yo OP, do you take a simple request? Sharpie required, asshole not
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>>595586415
Keep going? Still 11/10. I'm convinced girls only look like you on the internet.
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>>595587377
Picture right/left, her left/right.
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>>595587278
Or maybe no.... ¬w¬
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>>595587425
Aww snap!
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>>595587278
maybe she is not,the internet changues us all
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>>595587329
My balls are asymmetric
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>>595587535
Besides now that I look at you you're more tan while she's pale so definitely not your boyfriend.
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>>595587494
According to anatomical position, it's her left. The only correct answer is that her left boob is bigger.

I don't care how you see it.
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>>595582019
>slightly overweight
say wot?...
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>>595587536
>Aww snap!
Hahaha This is more funny than I thought.
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>>595587799
keep fooling yourself bro
dun dun dun(8)
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You could do a webm, i'm sure it will be much appreciated around here :p
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>>595583616
nice hair!
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>>595587591
She's the kind who starves herself to be skinny for me. Doubt she would just post her tits on here she aint that stupid. No offense to op of course
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>>595587645
I think all the persons are, my dear. :)
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>>595588030
Not mine
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>>595587825
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>>595587825
I always thought was the right. D:
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So, OP you have a upper body part
9/10. If you got a 5/10 lower body i would date you
can send pics?
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Post butt, OP?
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Wood date and take home to parents doe
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>>595581707
i would fuck you all night long, i would put in your ass and see you loving it
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>>595588425
Why?
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>>595588701
Cause we love butts
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>>595588701
Umm.....it turns you on to know there are guys looking at you and think you're sexy as fuck?
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>>595588825
I confirm.
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>>595588701
For science?
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>>595588957
.
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>>595588701
Better sense for those ratings; plus your top half, from hair to waist is awesome, I'd love to see what else you have
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>>595588825
>>595588701
>>595588425
>>595588236
thats why i asked. butt for legendary thread
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>>595581707
You have a nice body. I'd give it a 8/10.
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>>595588825
But I don't like it for be honest. :v
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>>595581707


I WOULD BEG FOR PERMISSION TO LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
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>>595589356
OP your butt is delightful.
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>>595589356
I'll like it for you, no stress. More pics? Whatever you like. I'm enjoying this
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By butt, they mean spread those ass cheeks.
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10/10would lick, suck cum all fucking over.
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>>595589356
Your butt is just fine darling
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>>595586936
Calling the Border Patrol
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11/10 Skype with me. I wanna show you mine too. Message me at gettinlonely at hotmail
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>>595589356
Timestamp w/ sharpie on head and shoe in vagina.
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>>595589356
AAnd just like that promoted to 9/10!!
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>>595589356
Again, 10/10! Moar puhleeese OP!
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>>595581707
10
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>>595589356
A gap picture will be awesome to judge it by full extent
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>>595589874
Add me. ;) kunay-ruizut
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>>595589356
Do you even squat?
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>>595589356
So next would be a good look at your legs op?
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>>595589356

Your ass is so hot.
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>>595589356
>>595589356

you should hop on cam for /b/ OP

Femanon
cams
dot
com

Femanon
cams
dot
com

accounts only want a user and pass, takes a few secs
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>>595581707
couldn't care less/10. now if you'll excuse me i've got ayn rand and nietzsche to read
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>>595589356
would you tiny chat for us?
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>>595590337
tiny chat is easier for all parties
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>>595589356
cam for us plox
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>>595590341
Ok, enjoy. :3
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>>595590336

Let's see that pussy
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>>595581707
8/10. I would fuck the shit out of you. Pussy pic plox
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>>595590555
Yeeaa.... Nop, thanks. :v
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>>595590641
Do you have any pics in a dress? Something vaguely revealing? That'd be nice.
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>>595589356
you gotta bush there woman or a slip and slide?
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>>595590641
Why not? Tienes que compartir tu belleza con el mundo =D
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>>595589356
go on cam sexy
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>>595590641
But could we see your legs?
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>>595590641
Why not? The rest is outstanding!
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:v Ok, I'm bored again~
I hope you guys have a good night (or day). :D
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>>595590337
I approve this message!
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>>595591459
no wait. go here plox tiny chat / o8fffpw
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>>595591621
get in here FAGGOTS
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>>595591459
>>595591621
go go go
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>>595591459
You're welcome slut. Where's your self respect? Kill yoursellf
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>>595591459
uuuuugh such nice tits
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awesome body, boner
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>>595591621
GET UP IN THIS BITCH
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It's a trap.
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>>595591459
Godspeed. You were boring me too.
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>>595591982
I don't see anything in the chat, faggot
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>>595591459
So you are a Kiwi...
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>>595591820
Why are you so angry? I want to know.
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>>595591459
go to the chat plox
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